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Ever since Getbig's greatest natural mass monster Big Brian Hankins announced his desire to enter a bodybuilding contest, it appears as though he's caught the attention of a particularly relentless and sordid stalker. Should Hankins run off into the woods and join his exotic cat for his own safety? The following comments are just a small, random selection from what has been posted this past week:
'Ya know BHanks, I know we wouldn't agree on many issues, but, you seem like a regular guy.’
‘Maybe, just maybe , we'll meet/greet at some future BB event.’
‘Good luck on your future contest with your bro’
‘I'm sorry if I sound like a broken record and annoy you with my posts on this issue.
For whatever reason, I can relate to you when it comes to BB hopes and dreams.’
‘Good luck going fwd.’
‘Ok, good luck and keep posting updates on getbig.com’
‘Don't blow it now Bhanks and good luck.’
‘Good luck!’
‘Good luck’
‘Now, just do more posing and RELAX. Good luck, you'll do fine.’
‘I'd actually like to go and see this. It's not that far a drive. But "life" can get in the way of our fun sometimes. I know YOU understand that. Good luck and kick ass !’
‘No matter, it's too late for " I told ya so". NOW, you've got to improvise and do what you can to compete. Good luck and keep us posted with updates.’
‘Good luck and post plenty of pics. Just hold the poses and you'll be fine. Ya never know, you might surprise yourself!’
‘Good luck on your new job ( next 2 years I believe?)'
‘BHanks, (again) please IGNORE the get big haters .
You know the real truth about your "life".
That's what really matters, when you look in the mirror.’
‘you have mass and decent muscularity , so you'll be fine. You might do BETTER then you think?’
‘If BHanks doesn't show, I'll still enjoy seeing the show and dinning out with my wife.’
‘Unlike a lot of get biggers, I try to reach out and meet/greet others from here , at contests and expos. Very few take me up on it. Not sure why? Maybe they just don't like me.’
‘Question - Would you be offended if I saw you , came over and introduced myself at the show?’
‘You've posted about your new 2 yr job and own a nice home with pool.
You're in kick ass shape for 43 with a steady gf.
Based on THAT criteria, you're living life, as a proud, independent man.’
‘C'mon now, there is no reason to post absurd crap about BHanks lifestyle. He's a real man with a real physique and a real gf.’
‘BHanks, don't try to entertain these "oil injection" trolls.
You just competed and beat a bunch of a guys in a real contest.
Your posted pics tell the real story. No more explanation needed!’
‘You look decent BHanks. At least you beat most of the guys competing against you. That's what REALLY matters in a contest. What division is this pic ( 3 guys) and what place did you get? How many were in this class? Didn't you place with a medal in every class?!’
'Congratulations ( again) on solid performance at your 1st contest.’
‘C'mon BHanks, do you really think the getbig peanut gallery is going to give you lasting props on here?
You could get blow by supermodel and post the video.
Some would say good job BHanks . But most would call her a desperate skank and make fun of you both, etc
Meanwhile they'd be stroking it while watching the video .’
‘Please keep us updated on the other 2 divisions you're in. Oh, don't forget to take your gf out to a romantic dinner, next week .’
‘The big day is almost here. Now try to get some sleep later and take your gf out after the show. Good luck and let us know how it goes.’
‘Question - Did you spend some quality time with gf ( after this contest ordeal) ? ’
‘Now you've learned some things from actual experience and did yourself proud at your first show. Congratulations BHanks, you're now a competitive bodybuilder. Welcome to the club. Now, go take your gf out for some quality romantic time.’
‘On thurs night start putting on the 1st 2 coats of bronzer and you're DONE showering. * it can wash off or streak
On friday morning, put on a 3rd and maybe 4th coat.
After the friday meeting put on a quick last coat and have your gf apply it to your back every time.’
‘I judged for many years and in my OPINION, you ( BHanks) were the clear and obvious winner.’
‘Today you're a real competitive bodybuilder . Welcome to the club!’
‘Congratulations BHanks , today you've become a real competitive bodybuilding. Welcome to the club!’
‘You're a big man, in tight condition, who looks like he belongs on that stage. Well done!’
‘I'll try once more. You have no posted you REGRET losing all that wt so fast and going to extremes.
Question - What caused you to IGNORE that advice to do THAT from me and Wes?
* I'm not trying to be an asshole of bust your balls. I just want to know why or what caused you to IGNORE sound advice?
Thanks.’
‘You ignored the contest prep advice from experience men like Wes and I’
‘I suspect you think I'm a "hater" now for posting this honest reply.
No, you don't need to tell me why I'm wrong or make some rambling defensive post.
I never made a personal insult attack against you’
‘I've been polite and honest with you .
I even tried to give you some sincere, contest prep advice that you ignored.
Now you get mad over something you made up about me posting ? WTF?
I really tried to interact with you in a decent and honest manner.
You seem to have a real stubborn streak and some deep rooted anger issues.’
‘question - I strongly advised you NOT to do anything drastic and/or drop wt. Wes gave the same advice with more specifics.
* So why didn't you heed our advice ? * Just curious. FYI, this isn't the first time someone ignored me LOL.’
‘BHanks, I know you've answered some of my replies but I suspect you don't really like my views or opinions . For whatever reason, you relate more to other guys posting on here. You don't need to reply or provide an explanation on this.
There was no requirement for you, to follow my contest prep advice or "life coaching" .
It was MY choice to post it and it was your choice to accept or reject it. In that light, I have no hard feelings and wish you success going fwd.’
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Hahaha it’s clear fat Howard wants desperately to suck off bhanks
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royalty come forward
mr creepy 2.0
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Howard was vaccinated- this is just one of many side effects lol
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Howard was vaccinated- this is just one of many side effects lol
LOL, good zinger.
Yup, I offered some tips and positive encouragement to a guy going into his 1st show.
Meanwhile, other posters tried to bust his balls .
That's get big. ;)
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Howard putting in lots of work giving out contest and medical advice these days.
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Hahaha it’s clear fat Howard wants desperately to suck off bhanks
Lmao @ "fat Howard"
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Howard,
Bhank needs a good doctor. Maybe you can hook him up with Dr. More-head?
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Howard putting in lots of work giving out contest and medical advice these days.
My wife told me to STFU and my dog farted at me, so getbig is my last resort.
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Lmao @ "fat Howard"
Men built like me used to called "prosperous" ;)
If I hit the spray tan salon and go for "extra orange", I might run for President.
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Howard,
Bhank needs a good doctor. Maybe you can hook him up with Dr. More-head?
Good one! ;D
Keep 'em coming.
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How long did it take to cut and paste all of those quotes.
Funny thread, but I wonder if it was really worth the effort.
Maybe it would have worked with just a couple quotes? ???
I don't think BHanks gives a good fuk about my posts , but knock yourself out.
Ever since Getbig's greatest natural mass monster Big Brian Hankins announced his desire to enter a bodybuilding contest, it appears as though he's caught the attention of a particularly relentless and sordid stalker. Should Hankins run off into the woods and join his exotic cat for his own safety? The following comments are just a small, random selection from what has been posted this past week:
'Ya know BHanks, I know we wouldn't agree on many issues, but, you seem like a regular guy.’
‘Maybe, just maybe , we'll meet/greet at some future BB event.’
‘Good luck on your future contest with your bro’
‘I'm sorry if I sound like a broken record and annoy you with my posts on this issue.
For whatever reason, I can relate to you when it comes to BB hopes and dreams.’
‘Good luck going fwd.’
‘Ok, good luck and keep posting updates on getbig.com’
‘Don't blow it now Bhanks and good luck.’
‘Good luck!’
‘Good luck’
‘Now, just do more posing and RELAX. Good luck, you'll do fine.’
‘I'd actually like to go and see this. It's not that far a drive. But "life" can get in the way of our fun sometimes. I know YOU understand that. Good luck and kick ass !’
‘No matter, it's too late for " I told ya so". NOW, you've got to improvise and do what you can to compete. Good luck and keep us posted with updates.’
‘Good luck and post plenty of pics. Just hold the poses and you'll be fine. Ya never know, you might surprise yourself!’
‘Good luck on your new job ( next 2 years I believe?)'
‘BHanks, (again) please IGNORE the get big haters .
You know the real truth about your "life".
That's what really matters, when you look in the mirror.’
‘you have mass and decent muscularity , so you'll be fine. You might do BETTER then you think?’
‘If BHanks doesn't show, I'll still enjoy seeing the show and dinning out with my wife.’
‘Unlike a lot of get biggers, I try to reach out and meet/greet others from here , at contests and expos. Very few take me up on it. Not sure why? Maybe they just don't like me.’
‘Question - Would you be offended if I saw you , came over and introduced myself at the show?’
‘You've posted about your new 2 yr job and own a nice home with pool.
You're in kick ass shape for 43 with a steady gf.
Based on THAT criteria, you're living life, as a proud, independent man.’
‘C'mon now, there is no reason to post absurd crap about BHanks lifestyle. He's a real man with a real physique and a real gf.’
‘BHanks, don't try to entertain these "oil injection" trolls.
You just competed and beat a bunch of a guys in a real contest.
Your posted pics tell the real story. No more explanation needed!’
‘You look decent BHanks. At least you beat most of the guys competing against you. That's what REALLY matters in a contest. What division is this pic ( 3 guys) and what place did you get? How many were in this class? Didn't you place with a medal in every class?!’
'Congratulations ( again) on solid performance at your 1st contest.’
‘C'mon BHanks, do you really think the getbig peanut gallery is going to give you lasting props on here?
You could get blow by supermodel and post the video.
Some would say good job BHanks . But most would call her a desperate skank and make fun of you both, etc
Meanwhile they'd be stroking it while watching the video .’
‘Please keep us updated on the other 2 divisions you're in. Oh, don't forget to take your gf out to a romantic dinner, next week .’
‘The big day is almost here. Now try to get some sleep later and take your gf out after the show. Good luck and let us know how it goes.’
‘Question - Did you spend some quality time with gf ( after this contest ordeal) ? ’
‘Now you've learned some things from actual experience and did yourself proud at your first show. Congratulations BHanks, you're now a competitive bodybuilder. Welcome to the club. Now, go take your gf out for some quality romantic time.’
‘On thurs night start putting on the 1st 2 coats of bronzer and you're DONE showering. * it can wash off or streak
On friday morning, put on a 3rd and maybe 4th coat.
After the friday meeting put on a quick last coat and have your gf apply it to your back every time.’
‘I judged for many years and in my OPINION, you ( BHanks) were the clear and obvious winner.’
‘Today you're a real competitive bodybuilder . Welcome to the club!’
‘Congratulations BHanks , today you've become a real competitive bodybuilding. Welcome to the club!’
‘You're a big man, in tight condition, who looks like he belongs on that stage. Well done!’
‘I'll try once more. You have no posted you REGRET losing all that wt so fast and going to extremes.
Question - What caused you to IGNORE that advice to do THAT from me and Wes?
* I'm not trying to be an asshole of bust your balls. I just want to know why or what caused you to IGNORE sound advice?
Thanks.’
‘You ignored the contest prep advice from experience men like Wes and I’
‘I suspect you think I'm a "hater" now for posting this honest reply.
No, you don't need to tell me why I'm wrong or make some rambling defensive post.
I never made a personal insult attack against you’
‘I've been polite and honest with you .
I even tried to give you some sincere, contest prep advice that you ignored.
Now you get mad over something you made up about me posting ? WTF?
I really tried to interact with you in a decent and honest manner.
You seem to have a real stubborn streak and some deep rooted anger issues.’
‘question - I strongly advised you NOT to do anything drastic and/or drop wt. Wes gave the same advice with more specifics.
* So why didn't you heed our advice ? * Just curious. FYI, this isn't the first time someone ignored me LOL.’
‘BHanks, I know you've answered some of my replies but I suspect you don't really like my views or opinions . For whatever reason, you relate more to other guys posting on here. You don't need to reply or provide an explanation on this.
There was no requirement for you, to follow my contest prep advice or "life coaching" .
It was MY choice to post it and it was your choice to accept or reject it. In that light, I have no hard feelings and wish you success going fwd.’
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This is the most attention PrimeHoward posts have ever received.
He must be giddy with excitement. His manboob nipples will be pointy and erect.
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This is the most attention PrimeHoward posts have ever received.
He must be giddy with excitement. His manboob nipples will be pointy and erect.
You should see what's going on "south of the equator" :P
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Men built like me used to called "prosperous" ;)
If I hit the spray tan salon and go for "extra orange", I might run for President.
the tds is strong in this one
plus to top it off
the ghey
yuck
is howwie gonna transition soon?
i think he/ she is now
HELEN
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LOL, good zinger.
Yup, I offered some tips and positive encouragement to a guy going into his 1st show.
Meanwhile, other posters tried to bust his balls .
That's get big. ;)
You also kept asking about what he and his girlfriend did after the show......
Bhanks is 43, hes not a teen you can groom.
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helen
cant help itself
full blown tds
the ghey
now transitioned
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You should see what's going on "south of the equator" :P
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‘You're a big man, in tight condition
;D
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You also kept asking about what he and his girlfriend did after the show......
Bhanks is 43, hes not a teen you can groom.
Grooming! LMFAO! Such a creepy term. I'd never heard it before until I mistakenly watched the HBO documentary about Michael Jackson.
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How long did it take to cut and paste all of those quotes.
Funny thread, but I wonder if it was really worth the effort.
Maybe it would have worked with just a couple quotes? ???
I don't think BHanks gives a good fuk about my posts , but knock yourself out.
Lol, great thinking, Tubser. I'm sure I'd have made my point about you being a stalker much more effectively with two quotes.
And it took me around 20 minutes while I lay in bed waiting to fall asleep. They're just a few quotes of yours from the past week. And that's obviously not including all the private messages :o.
Saying all that, though, I wish you well in your future endeavors, Howard. Good luck and make sure to spend some quality time banging your wife.
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I hope it happens, Howard and Brian ( even the names are cute ) are the Getbig power couple we need in these trying times. BHank can give Howard the push he needs to train again, and Howard can keep him on the straight and narrow diet and prep wise.
Some might say these May - December romances don't work out, but I think this one could. Like Liberace and Scott Thorson, except instead of pianos and music, we'd have barbells, cobblers, and beefcake.
Here's a pic of Liberace and a young Mike O'hearn Scott. Now imagine Bhank and Howard in their place, tell me it wouldn't be beautiful -
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Howard is a hybrid of prime and Matt C
Posts endless gibberish paragraphs like Matt and has an unsettling vibe like prime
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Grooming! LMFAO! Such a creepy term. I'd never heard it before until I mistakenly eagerly watched the HBO documentary about Michael Jackson.
Fixed this for bro.
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Fixed this for bro.
Yes. Thank you.
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Grooming! LMFAO! Such a creepy term. I'd never heard it before until I mistakenly watched the HBO documentary about Michael Jackson twenty two times.
Accuratized…
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Accuratized…
Credit where due. LOL.
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I hope it happens, Howard and Brian ( even the names are cute ) are the Getbig power couple we need in these trying times. BHank can give Howard the push he needs to train again, and Howard can keep him on the straight and narrow diet and prep wise.
Some might say these May - December romances don't work out, but I think this one could. Like Liberace and Scott Thorson, except instead of pianos and music, we'd have barbells, cobblers, and beefcake.
Here's a pic of Liberace and a young Mike O'hearn Scott. Now imagine Bhank and Howard in their place, tell me it wouldn't be beautiful -
(https://i0.heartyhosting.com/www.nationalenquirer.com/wp-content/uploads/old_neq/article_images/liberace_story_a.jpg?fit=480%2C400&ssl=1)
:D
Am I too late to nominate this for August's Post of teh Month..?
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Where and how did you get all this dialogue? Did Bhanks give you access to his PMs?
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Where and how did you get all this dialogue? Did Bhanks give you access to his PMs?
Wasn't PMs - although, Hankins did post one from him. It's literally just some of his public posts from this past week.
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Wasn't PMs - although, Hankins did post one from him. It's literally just some of his public posts from this past week.
I absolutely did not post a PM from Howard. I actually did inspire someone else from NC. Someone who doesn't post 100 times a day on all the threads but has a few hundred post the last decade. Inspiring someone like that to finally enter a Master show is awesome I think. Howard stated he lived in SC I believe.
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I absolutely did not post a PM from Howard. I actually did inspire someone else from NC. Someone who doesn't post 100 times a day on all the threads but has a few hundred post the last decade. Inspiring someone like that to finally enter a Master show is awesome I think. Howard stated he lived in SC I believe.
Ah, fair enough. Apologies to Howard for claiming that one, then. It just sounded like him based on all his public adulation.
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Ah, fair enough. Apologies to Howard for claiming that one, then. It just sounded like him based on all his public adulation.
No need to apologise. It was probably Howards gimmick account.
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Fat Howard is so cringe. Why can’t he just leave his ugly hag beard and come out of the closet already?
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Fat Howard is so cringe. Why can’t he just leave his ugly hag beard and come out of the closet already?
He is almost the worst poster on this board. Horrible .
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I absolutely did not post a PM from Howard. I actually did inspire someone else from NC. Someone who doesn't post 100 times a day on all the threads but has a few hundred post the last decade. Inspiring someone like that to finally enter a Master show is awesome I think. Howard stated he lived in SC I believe.
This is completely false. Looking at your stage pictures it would be the complete opposite result.
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I absolutely did not post a PM from Howard. I actually did inspire someone else from NC. Someone who doesn't post 100 times a day on all the threads but has a few hundred post the last decade. Inspiring someone like that to finally enter a Master show is awesome I think. Howard stated he lived in SC I believe.
I can verify Bhanks and I never exchanged any pm's.
I offered some tips and various advice with several posts in his threads.
He only replied to a few of my posts .I don't think he's interested in any advice from me.
That's our interaction. The end.
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Fat Howard is so cringe. Why can’t he just leave his ugly hag beard and come out of the closet already?
He can’t, that’s his wallet/bank account
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He can’t, that’s his wallet/bank account
I'd love to say , a wealthy, pretty lady wants to be my sugar momma. But c'mon. ::)
Let's get real: I'm an old, annoying , chunky , funny looking retard, that farts . :o
Now, if I was Wes or Bhanks, it might be possible. ;)
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Ikea just launched two new closets called Höward and Prihme, respectively.
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Ikea just launched two new closets called Höward and Prihme, respectively.
Those would be useful models to come out of .
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Howard is not gay. Not that it would matter here but let's be straight about it.
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True, Howard's problem isn't that he's a closet bender. It's that he's got a HUGE ego and a massively inflated view of his own intelligence. Hence his condescending responses to everyone regarding their thoughts on medical issues and the constant deleting of his own posts when he lets his true personality show too much.
He also wanted Hankins to recognize him as an authority on bodybuilding, and be able to claim some part in Hankins successfully competing. He then melted down when he got ignored and went into overdrive trying to tell Hankins how to manage his relationships, etc. Fat Howard the Cuck, lol.
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Fat Howard's butthole gets so wet after oogling hanky's pictures it could be classified as a tropical storm
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Did you get offered any schmoe-work during your recent contest?
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Fat Howard's butthole gets so wet after oogling hanky's pictures it could be classified as a tropical storm
The (brown)eye of the storm, eh? Yuck...
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Did you get offered any schmoe-work during your recent contest?
No kind of offended actually guess I am too old too bald or too small for the schmoes
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No kind of offended actually guess I am too old too bald or too small for the schmoes
Welcome to the club. I'm 48 and have never been hit it on by a dude. Thinking I may need a make over.
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True, Howard's problem isn't that he's a closet bender. It's that he's got a HUGE ego and a massively inflated view of his own intelligence. Hence his condescending responses to everyone regarding their thoughts on medical issues and the constant deleting of his own posts when he lets his true personality show too much.
He also wanted Hankins to recognize him as an authority on bodybuilding, and be able to claim some part in Hankins successfully competing. He then melted down when he got ignored and went into overdrive trying to tell Hankins how to manage his relationships, etc. Fat Howard the Cuck, lol.
I posted numerous prep tips that BHanks didn't follow.
He ignored my "life coaching" as well LOL. His call and no hard feelings from me.
Opinions are like butt holes, we all have one and some stink more then others.
Love and Kisses, Fat Howard
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The (brown)eye of the storm, eh? Yuck...
Next time , get your tongue out before it erupts with gas . :o
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Welcome to the club. I'm 48 and have never been hit it on by a dude. Thinking I may need a make over.
Loser.
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;D
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Loser.
YOU could make a difference in his life.
Send him a full frontal pic with a saucy pm ...right now ;)
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Loser.
I know, right?
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