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Title: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 10:26:09 AM
well its brutally funny but this is actually happening  :D :D

My neighbour is taking me to civil court to attempt to make me pay for his 12 thousand dollar camera security system because he "doesnt feel safe living next to me" and says if it werent for me living here he wouldnt had to have installed it. My poor lawyer was in tears laughing when I told him this, thought he was gonna pee himself
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: wes on November 03, 2021, 10:56:42 AM
Burn his fucking house down !  ;D

What a complete tool.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Royalty on November 03, 2021, 10:56:47 AM
Counter sue for pain and mental anguish!!!!
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 11:15:54 AM
he has sent 12 property complaints via his lawyer to the owner of the house Im in and has sent 21 (twenty one) of the same to the 70 year old lady who lives on the other side
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Henda on November 03, 2021, 11:26:15 AM
Haha what a piece of shit hope the court fees bankrupt him
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 11:36:21 AM
hes next level homo, and theres a video on vimeo he made of him crossdressing and saying his crossdressing alter ego will protect him from the hate crimes that have come against him. If I can find it for sure Ill post it, its fukin gold.

I had no issues with him, but I feed all the squirrels in the backyard. One day he was throwing rocks at the squirrels sitting on the fence splitting the yards and knocked a squirrel off the fence with a rock. Now its no secret about me and animals, and I fucking snapppppppped on him. He called the cops on me saying I freaked out on him failing to mention the rock throwing at squirrels. Needless to say when that truth came out it was a closed issue.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: LMV on November 03, 2021, 11:38:14 AM

what happened to the toybox
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Sissysquats on November 03, 2021, 11:46:55 AM
Get a restraining order against him. Just tell the judge he threatened you…..whether he did or not. It doesn’t mean much but it will sure rattle your neighbor
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 11:55:46 AM
Get a restraining order against him. Just tell the judge he threatened you…..whether he did or not. It doesn’t mean much but it will sure rattle your neighbor

ya that seems to be a consensus thing everyone tells me to do
trouble is im not a cop caller and im not one to use the legal system
its just not my thing
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 03, 2021, 12:07:32 PM
hes next level homo, and theres a video on vimeo he made of him crossdressing and saying his crossdressing alter ego will protect him from the hate crimes that have come against him. If I can find it for sure Ill post it, its fukin gold.




Ah, a Trudeau supporter...or maybe OAK is your neighbor.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 03, 2021, 12:08:40 PM
hes next level homo, and theres a video on vimeo he made of him crossdressing and saying his crossdressing alter ego will protect him from the hate crimes that have come against him. If I can find it for sure Ill post it, its fukin gold.

I had no issues with him, but I feed all the squirrels in the backyard. One day he was throwing rocks at the squirrels sitting on the fence splitting the yards and knocked a squirrel off the fence with a rock. Now its no secret about me and animals, and I fucking snapppppppped on him. He called the cops on me saying I freaked out on him failing to mention the rock throwing at squirrels. Needless to say when that truth came out it was a closed issue.
Is the neighbor black?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 12:14:52 PM
Is the neighbor black?

yes he is lol, what have you found
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 03, 2021, 12:16:32 PM
yes he is lol, what have you found
He's trying to win what's called the "ghetto lottery."
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on November 03, 2021, 12:17:54 PM
hes next level homo, and theres a video on vimeo he made of him crossdressing and saying his crossdressing alter ego will protect him from the hate crimes that have come against him. If I can find it for sure Ill post it, its fukin gold.

I had no issues with him, but I feed all the squirrels in the backyard. One day he was throwing rocks at the squirrels sitting on the fence splitting the yards and knocked a squirrel off the fence with a rock. Now its no secret about me and animals, and I fucking snapppppppped on him. He called the cops on me saying I freaked out on him failing to mention the rock throwing at squirrels. Needless to say when that truth came out it was a closed issue.

Try and record him throwing rocks at squirrels.  That must be a violation of a cruelty to animal law or something.  Guy sounds like a douchebag……
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Les Grossman on November 03, 2021, 12:45:41 PM
hes next level homo, and theres a video on vimeo he made of him crossdressing and saying his crossdressing alter ego will protect him from the hate crimes that have come against him. If I can find it for sure Ill post it, its fukin gold.

I had no issues with him, but I feed all the squirrels in the backyard. One day he was throwing rocks at the squirrels sitting on the fence splitting the yards and knocked a squirrel off the fence with a rock. Now its no secret about me and animals, and I fucking snapppppppped on him. He called the cops on me saying I freaked out on him failing to mention the rock throwing at squirrels. Needless to say when that truth came out it was a closed issue.

First: You’re probably going to have to stop sleeping with him.

Second: Call the Humane Society and a couple of local dog shelters and tell them he is purposely going out and throwing rocks at people’s dogs. They will inundate Facebook with posts about him and they will call the police.

Third: When he is throwing rocks or out in his yard videotape him, then go videotape a dog walking along minding its own business (same day, roughly same time). Turn both over to the police, Humane Society etc. and tell them, here he is hunting down neighborhood dogs and abusing them.

Fourth: Go back to sucking his dick, he’s probably just a little pent up.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 12:50:55 PM
First: You’re probably going to have to stop sleeping with him.

Second: Call the Humane Society and a couple of local dog shelters and tell them he is purposely going out and throwing rocks at people’s dogs. They will inundate Facebook with posts about him and they will call the police.

Third: When he is throwing rocks or out in his yard videotape him, then go videotape a dog walking along minding its own business (same day, roughly same time). Turn both over to the police, Humane Society etc. and tell them, here he is hunting down neighborhood dogs and abusing them.

Fourth: Go back to sucking his dick, he’s probably just a little pent up.

blasphemy

ooo interesting
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 12:55:38 PM
the neighbour
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Les Grossman on November 03, 2021, 12:58:20 PM
he has sent 12 property complaints via his lawyer to the owner of the house Im in and has sent 21 (twenty one) of the same to the 70 year old lady who lives on the other side

That in and of itself is harassment.

Wait until he goes to the 70 year old lady’s house and as soon as he sets foot in her yard, beat the living fuck out of him. Tell the police he was there to assault her and she had told you she was afraid of him.

Then go on TV and take credit for saving the old lady.

Send the video of your TV interview to bhank’s mom and slip in a few dick pics.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 03, 2021, 12:58:58 PM
the neighbour


Grandma used to say when your neighbor is a Don Lemon, make lemonade.

Over 30 complaints? What lawyer's dick is this guy sucking?  :D
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Les Grossman on November 03, 2021, 12:59:25 PM
the neighbour

You live next door to Jussie Smollett?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 01:03:48 PM
That in and of itself is harassment.

Wait until he goes to the 70 year old lady’s house and as soon as he sets foot in her yard, beat the living fuck out of him. Tell the police he was there to assault her and she had told you she was afraid of him.

Then go on TV and take credit for saving the old lady.

Send the video of your TV interview to bhank’s mom and slip in a few dick pics.

Im not sure i can offer her any more angles, Ive sent so many
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 01:07:20 PM
praise jeebus I found the video

https://vimeo.com/538536715
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: joswift on November 03, 2021, 01:20:43 PM
the neighbour
Nancy
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 01:22:40 PM
Nancy

did you watch the video? You wont believe what lives next door to me
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 03, 2021, 01:23:05 PM
A little soft around the eyes...

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=675531.0;attach=1334181;image)

"1"
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Les Grossman on November 03, 2021, 01:23:36 PM
Im not sure i can offer her any more angles, Ive sent so many

I know.

I started sending her close up pics of my asshole and I name all the files “Winking at You Sexy Girl!”
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Les Grossman on November 03, 2021, 01:25:25 PM
A little soft around the eyes...

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=675531.0;attach=1334181;image)

"1"

That’s Liberace-level soft.

The squidgy dickrider makes Shizzo look macho.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Hypertrophy on November 03, 2021, 02:14:22 PM
praise jeebus I found the video

https://vimeo.com/538536715 (https://vimeo.com/538536715)


Never in a million years would I have thought that was your neighbor, haha, Has to be OAK!
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 03, 2021, 02:18:00 PM

Never in a million years would I have thought that was your neighbor, haha, Has to be OAK!

fuck hey can you believe that - I dont give a fuck if anyones gay, but dont play the victim card every hour of every day
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 03, 2021, 02:27:31 PM
well its brutally funny but this is actually happening  :D :D

My neighbour is taking me to civil court to attempt to make me pay for his 12 thousand dollar camera security system because he "doesnt feel safe living next to me" and says if it werent for me living here he wouldnt had to have installed it. My poor lawyer was in tears laughing when I told him this, thought he was gonna pee himself

Yeah, that's not how the law works.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: tommywishbone on November 03, 2021, 02:28:00 PM
Burn his fucking house down !  ;D

What a complete tool.

Burn that fucker down.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Skeletor on November 03, 2021, 04:15:45 PM
the neighbour
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=675531.0;attach=1334181;image)

"He looks like a gloriously youthful person who is so visually striking that if you saw him in person, you'd be blown away. His features appear to be almost perfectly symmetrical and proportional. He's a black man with pale blue/green eyes and light flawless skin. He's masculine in terms of his facial structure and physical build. The only flaw I see is that he is too perfect, which sometimes translates to being pretty...a term best saved for females.

Being handsome is great. But, it isn't enough. What else does he have going on? Does he have substance? Is he intelligent? Is he interesting? Does he have a good sense of humor? Is he compassionate? Is he romantic? Is he a winner? Is he sexual?

I've met people who were so beautiful or handsome that at first that's all you saw about them. Once they started talking and you looked deeper, you were let down because you realized their good looks were all there was positive about them. They were just a beautiful storefront on an outhouse. You cannot judge a book by its cover.

For his sake, I hope he's got more going for himself than just how well he photographs."

praise jeebus I found the video

https://vimeo.com/538536715

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=392895.0;attach=425783;image)
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 03, 2021, 04:18:37 PM
https://nypost.com/2021/10/19/woman-sues-kelloggs-over-strawberry-pop-tarts-lacking-berries/
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Marty Champions on November 04, 2021, 06:02:10 AM
Avesher how long have u dated the afro canadian
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 06:39:24 AM
Ok You got me I can't ignore this I wanted to stay away but you having an even gayer version of Vince living next door is just comic gold. I mean eating in soup kitchens living off food stamps isn't that bad but not being able to afford to not sharing a fence with that freak bwhaha Poverty sucks. There but for the grace of god go I should not laugh but it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. My neighbor has a 4 acre lot he never comes near the Fence I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Privacy is nice
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: falco on November 04, 2021, 06:54:41 AM
Ok You got me I can't ignore this I wanted to stay away but you having an even gayer version of Vince living next door is just comic gold. I mean eating in soup kitchens living off food stamps isn't that bad but not being able to afford to not sharing a fence with that freak bwhaha Poverty sucks. There but for the grace of god go I should not laugh but it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. My neighbor has a 4 acre lot he never comes near the Fence I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Privacy is nice

Why? You are loved over here.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: GymnJuice on November 04, 2021, 07:20:03 AM
Welcome to the hotel getbig. Has the 405 happened yet?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Marty Champions on November 04, 2021, 07:29:53 AM
avesher bhank goodrum and wescocks should start a rock band called phaggot
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 07:32:45 AM
Welcome to the hotel getbig. Has the 405 happened yet?

I don’t even have knee sleeves yet and I trained legs Monday you guys have no fuckimg patience. To be honest I was hoping to squat today but the knee is not feeling good after squatting Monday. I am hoping to squat tomorrow again without sleeves. Once I actually have sleeves I will lower the reps. I literally have the return box in the car with me know and I am sending back the wrong size today. But again after  2 squat workouts without sleeves I have not hit failure yet. I am going to wait for sleeves before going much heavier as already feeling instability in the knees. The left slipped 2 days ago walking up stairs and the right feels jacked up today
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Walter Sobchak on November 04, 2021, 07:53:54 AM
I don’t even have knee sleeves yet and I trained legs Monday you guys have no fuckimg patience. To be honest I was hoping to squat today but the knee is not feeling good after squatting Monday. I am hoping to squat tomorrow again without sleeves. Once I actually have sleeves I will lower the reps. I literally have the return box in the car with me know and I am sending back the wrong size today. But again after  2 squat workouts without sleeves I have not hit failure yet. I am going to wait for sleeves before going much heavier as already feeling instability in the knees. The left slipped 2 days ago walking up stairs and the right feels jacked up today

Your excuses are gayer than you are.

You were definitely an army suckboi.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 08:12:07 AM
Bhank came back for this???? Brutal reason
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: joswift on November 04, 2021, 08:48:06 AM
Ok You got me I can't ignore this I wanted to stay away but you having an even gayer version of Vince living next door is just comic gold. I mean eating in soup kitchens living off food stamps isn't that bad but not being able to afford to not sharing a fence with that freak bwhaha Poverty sucks. There but for the grace of god go I should not laugh but it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. My neighbor has a 4 acre lot he never comes near the Fence I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Privacy is nice

he knows you are on the other side of it....
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 08:49:24 AM
he knows you are on the other side of it....

 :D :D
clearly our girl Emily hasntchecked   her emails or messages yet  :-\
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 08:50:37 AM
:D :D
clearly our girl Emily hasntchecked   her emails or messages yet  :-\

Between this and the thread about you not caring if you live or die I came to realize I don’t need to come to Canada to ruin your life. It already sucks. Why put you out of your misery
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: pamith on November 04, 2021, 08:52:58 AM
Brutal if true
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 08:56:49 AM
Between this and the thread about you not caring if you live or die I came to realize I don’t need to come to Canada to ruin your life. It already sucks. Why out you out of your misery

hahahhah oh god the excuses are gold. Youre such a brutal scared pussy
call Emily and tell her to check her messages on fb and also her emails

a person not caring if they live or die isnt depression, its a state of being content with life you tard.

god youre an excuse making bitch, the laughing stock of the internet
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 08:59:40 AM
hahahhah oh god the excuses are gold. Youre such a brutal scared pussy
call Emily and tell her to check her messages on fb and also her emails

a person not caring if they live or die isnt depression, its a state of being content with life you tard.

god youre an excuse making bitch, the laughing stock of the internet

No excuses nothing has changed said from day one I can squat 405lbs and I can. that doesn’t mean I am going to do it without sleeves. But if pretending I am weak and you are strong makes you feel better about your miserable excuse for a life then by all means go right ahead.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 09:04:09 AM
No excuses nothing has changed said from day one I can squat 405lbs and I can. that doesn’t mean I am going to do it without sleeves. But if pretending I am weak and you are strong makes you feel better about your miserable excuse for a life then by all means go right ahead.

ok, we all know already you cant squat 405 so lets move on from that.  Bald, weak, pizza face of a 59 year old man, unemployed, going broke, insecure, pages of criminal charges, multiple court dates, going to get dumped soon. Ya Ill take my life over yours any day. Im completely fine if you want to swap videos on getbig today of each of us squatting 315 for reps, no equipment no sleeves nothing. Im going to the gym in 2 or so hours, ill post up mine if you agree to post up yours. 315, reps, video, no sleeves no belt no nothing, just squats

you accept or you gonna be a complete pussy again?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 09:13:17 AM
ok, we all know already you cant squat 405 so lets move on from that.  Bald, weak, pizza face of a 59 year old man, unemployed, going broke, insecure, pages of criminal charges, multiple court dates, going to get dumped soon. Ya Ill take my life over yours any day. Im completely fine if you want to swap videos on getbig today of each of us squatting 315 for reps, no equipment no sleeves nothing. Im going to the gym in 2 or so hours, ill post up mine if you agree to post up yours. 315, reps, video, no sleeves no belt no nothing, just squats

you accept or you gonna be a complete pussy again?

Again I said you can have it you need a win even more than I do. I will wait for my sleeves and figure out my max using the rep calculator.  Ur yes by all means let’s see you squatting 315 for reps i feel like you are not in good enough shape to even squat low much less with weight. Let’s see these 315lb calf raises
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 09:16:50 AM
Again I said you can have it you need a win even more than I do. I will wait for my wraps and figure out my max using the rep calculator

Brian, youre a bitch, literally the biggest pussy on this board. You cant squat 405, youve never won in mma or bjj, you make 1000 excuses not to come up here to my doorstep even though Ive disrespected your mom, your gal and your family. You would literally dial 911 in a second if you came across me. I dont need a win thats not what its about, its about your lying, insecurity and just overall being a complete and total bitch. Its wild you dont see that

can you imagine Emily having this on top of her?   :-X :-X
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 09:21:44 AM
I guarantee bhanky has told Emily multiple times about what is posted on getbig, and clearly she has told him what to post on here. He would never say "if you need a win", his ego is way to big. Shes running his show now on what he posts. Haha her stinky ginger vag controls baldy
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Soul Crusher on November 04, 2021, 09:36:08 AM
If she saw any part of the other thread - I can't even imagine what is going through her head. 
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 10:05:48 AM
Brian, youre a bitch, literally the biggest pussy on this board. You cant squat 405, youve never won in mma or bjj, you make 1000 excuses not to come up here to my doorstep even though Ive disrespected your mom, your gal and your family. You would literally dial 911 in a second if you came across me. I dont need a win thats not what its about, its about your lying, insecurity and just overall being a complete and total bitch. Its wild you dont see that

can you imagine Emily having this on top of her?   :-X :-X

Internet kidding aside you do realize you would not be able to get a license to fight me and would not be able to pass the physical much less put up any kind of actual resistance in a physical altercation with me just nonsense
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Les Grossman on November 04, 2021, 10:06:19 AM
I guarantee bhanky has told Emily multiple times about what is posted on getbig, and clearly she has told him what to post on here. He would never say "if you need a win", his ego is way to big. Shes running his show now on what he posts. Haha her stinky ginger vag controls baldy

Did someone say bald stinky ginger vag?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 10:45:53 AM
Internet kidding aside you do realize you would not be able to get a license to fight me and would not be able to pass the physical much less put up any kind of actual resistance in a physical altercation with me just nonsense

cut the shit with the license and ring or cage or any of your excuses
youre an excuse making pussy bitch who is simply scared of his own shadow
all talk, no action. Theres no physical, a fight is a fight. God youre a bitch a fucking bitch. Kill yourself its embarrassing

you look like this, case closed
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Notomorrow on November 04, 2021, 11:37:50 AM
Looks like half the Uber driver/actors in Los Angeles who drive Uber or Lyft at night so they can "go to auditions" in the day. They always have some kooky "life coaching" or CBD/herbal bullshit side hustle they will give you an unsolicited card about.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: ThisisOverload on November 04, 2021, 12:35:16 PM
Internet kidding aside you do realize you would not be able to get a license to fight me and would not be able to pass the physical much less put up any kind of actual resistance in a physical altercation with me just nonsense

You are making up so many excuses. Nobody needs a license to slap you around.

Just admit you're a bitch and Emily wears the strap on in the relationship.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 01:53:47 PM
cut the shit with the license and ring or cage or any of your excuses
youre an excuse making pussy bitch who is simply scared of his own shadow
all talk, no action. Theres no physical, a fight is a fight. God youre a bitch a fucking bitch. Kill yourself its embarrassing

you look like this, case closed

I am not going to prison for beating a 60 year old man with Parkinsons half to death. You want a fight find a local mma gym that will allow us to spar with gloves and headgear so I don't go to prison for beating you to death. I can get a promoter to put us on a card I can not get an athletic commission to approve you as an opponent for me. You will not pass the pre fight physical. You can not stand in front of me 15 seconds no matter how much you squat you will be upside down on your head in under 20 seconds.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 01:58:12 PM
I am not going to prison for beating a 60 year old man with Parkinsons half to death. You want a fight find a local mma gym that will allow us to spar with gloves and headgear so I don't go to prison for beating you to death. I can get a promoter to put us on a card I can not get an athletic commission to approve you as an opponent for me. You will not pass the pre fight physical. You can not stand in front of me 15 seconds no matter how much you squat you will be upside down on your head in under 20 seconds.

hanky
shut up already. We all know youre and excuse factory
really, just zip it. Your act has grown stale.

look at this shit you guys,..athletic commission, spar, headgear,.....baldy has never everrrrrrr been an actual fight in his life. Toss this silver spoon kvnt in to an area where Wes and I have been and he is begging for fat momma hankins to rescue his ass. Unfuckingbelievable chickentshit

Wes, get in here for a laugh
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 02:12:49 PM
I am not going to prison for beating a 60 year old man with Parkinsons half to death. You want a fight find a local mma gym that will allow us to spar with gloves and headgear so I don't go to prison for beating you to death. I can get a promoter to put us on a card I can not get an athletic commission to approve you as an opponent for me. You will not pass the pre fight physical. You can not stand in front of me 15 seconds no matter how much you squat you will be upside down on your head in under 20 seconds.

hey hanky, if you had used all these rules with the women you have beaten do you think they would have stood more of a chance?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 02:52:56 PM
hey hanky, if you had used all these rules with the women you have beaten do you think they would have stood more of a chance?

Where is your video asshole? No rules just in a gym so I can't be arrested by all means attempt to use whatever technique you want it won't make a difference. We can also go without headgear again this is all for your physical protection and my legal protection. I am not worried about a damn thing you think you can do in a fight. I am only concerned with being arrested for hurting you. In a gym environment someone will tell me to stop when you have had enough and I won't be arrested.  Shit bring a 2nd I will whoop their ass as well.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Primemuscle on November 04, 2021, 02:56:42 PM
They were just a beautiful storefront on an outhouse.

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Did I actually post this? Hot damn, I am a wordsmith extraordinaire!
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 02:58:27 PM
Where is your video asshole? No rules just in a gym so I can't be arrested by all means attempt to use whatever technique you want it won't make a difference. We can also go without headgear again this is all for your physical protection and my legal protection. I am not worried about a damn thing you think you can do in a fight. I am only concerned with being arrested for hurting you. In a gym environment someone will tell me to stop when you have had enough and I won't be arrested.

haha listen little man, name one time when I have EVER called the cops. Do you see me as a cop  caller, cause if you do that makes you dumber than you look (impossible?). Pick a video, what do you want me to do?  People dont call me out to video on here cause I have a past history of lifting heavy with proof. People call you out cause you are so full of shit

So here it is, you post a video of you squatting 405 that EVERYONE has asked for and you said you will provide (granted you said it weeks ago), and Ill post anything you want, you can pick anything IVe stated I can do

and again you fucking dimwit--shut up with saying youll get arrested and beating me up and all that, just shut the fuck up, fly up here like you claimed you were gonna do, come into my backyard and lets get it over with. Why do you talk all this shit? Has the ginger whore started dictating your every word?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 02:58:31 PM
hanky
shut up already. We all know youre and excuse factory
really, just zip it. Your act has grown stale.

look at this shit you guys,..athletic commission, spar, headgear,.....baldy has never everrrrrrr been an actual fight in his life. Toss this silver spoon kvnt in to an area where Wes and I have been and he is begging for fat momma hankins to rescue his ass. Unfuckingbelievable chickentshit

Wes, get in here for a laugh

Ignorant as ignorant can be only someone who hasn't trained thinks a gym fight isn't an actual fight. Take it to the street lol where guys fight guys half their size for 30 seconds then it gets broken up or 5 other people jump in. Have some balls step on the mat with me I will bounce you off your head until you quit
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 03:00:21 PM
haha listen little man, name one time when I have EVER called the cops. Do you see me as a cop  caller, cause if you do that makes you dumber than you look (impossible?). Pick a video, what do you want me to do?  People dont call me out to video on here cause I have a past history of lifting heavy with proof. People call you out cause you are so full of shit

So here it is, you post a video of you squatting 405 that EVERYONE has asked for and you said you will provide (granted you said it weeks ago), and Ill post anything you want, you can pick anything IVe stated I can do

and again you fucking dimwit--shut up with saying youll get arrested and beating me up and all that, just shut the fuck up, fly up here like you claimed you were gonna do, come into my backyard and lets get it over with. Why do you talk all this shit? Has the ginger whore started dictating your every word?

You literally said you were posting a 315 rep video today what happened to that? Again if I cripple you in your backyard I am going to get arrested whether you press charges or not. Its also not even your backyard you share it with half a dozen people all of whom are going to call the police if I am stomping you in the backyard. Set up a Gym sparring session so I know I am actually going to get to whoop your ass and I will fly up there. In the meantime my girl wants me to take her to Vegas instead of flying to another country to beat a 60 year old man with parkinsons.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:01:17 PM
Ignorant as ignorant can be only someone who hasn't trained thinks a gym fight isn't an actual fight. Take it to the street lol where guys fight guys half their size for 30 seconds then it gets broken up or 5 other people jump in. Have some balls step on the mat with me I will bounce you off your head until you quit

no one around for miles---u, me, alley, backyard, zero chance anyone will know about it or step in. You can beat on me for hours if you want. Please son dont talk about having balls you are the one who has been talking shit for months on here and hasnt backed up a single thing. You are literally a walking vagina. Clearly this isnt a custody day for you and your downsy syndrome kid, or you probably lost any custody by now with your 48 court cases in 2 days
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 03:03:39 PM
no one around for miles---u, me, alley, backyard, zero chance anyone will know about it or step in. You can beat on me for hours if you want. Please son dont talk about having balls you are the one who has been talking shit for months on here and hasnt backed up a single thing. You are literally a walking vagina. Clearly this isnt a custody day for you and your downsy syndrome kid, or you probably lost any custody by now with your 48 court cases in 2 days

You share a fence with a tranny freak who has called the cops 20 plus times on you they will absolutely call the cops as will your housemates since you don't even have the entire house as will your landlord. And you think passerbys are just going to ignore a man being beaten to death in an alley? None of that would look good for my custody case. Go to the local mma gym and ask them if they will let you spar a guy there maybe you have to join
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:04:32 PM
You literally said you were posting a 315 rep video today what happened to that? Again if I cripple you in your backyard I am going to get arrested whether you press charges or not. Set up a Gym sparring session so I know I am actually going to get to whoop your ass and I will fly up there. In the meantime my girl wants me to take her to Vegas instead of flying to another country to beat a 60 year old man with parkinsons.

Im 60, wow I age fast, and amazingly I look younger than you
lololol where I live you think you will get charged for beating someone up in the street if no one presses charges????? Where are you from, candy cane lane? They leave you on the street here and step over you. I dont live in beverly hills 90210. Of course she wants you to take her somewhere, shes only with you for money. When that wears off youre dust. Em is a well respected lawyer who is dating a 4 page criminal record felon with a history of beating, stalking and harrassing women. Im laying odds you met her in that drug recovery thing she does with all your possession charges
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:07:17 PM
You share a fence with a tranny freak who has called the cops 20 plus times on you they will absolutely call the cops as will your housemates since you don't even have the entire house as will your landlord. And you think passerbys are just going to ignore a man being beaten to death in an alley? None of that would look good for my custody case. Go to the local mma gym and ask them if they will let you spar a guy there maybe you have to join

ok
call AJ Scales at Complete MMA in REgina--he owns it, multi time world champion in bjj

tell him you want to fight Josh. Him and I have known each other 25 years. Tell him you want to fight me, see what he has to say to you about that.. Im actually inviting you to do that Lol, then decide if you still wanna come after he talks to you. I fucking love these silver spoon pansies who think they are tough cause they "have big forearms". My god man please phone AJ or contact him via social media. And oh, please post what he says about coming here to fight me
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:08:40 PM
here go AJ is the owner phone number and all of it im waiting

https://www.completemma.ca/



Professor: AJ Scales – Head Instructor and Founder of Complete Martial Arts and Fitness Inc.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 03:11:48 PM
Im 60, wow I age fast, and amazingly I look younger than you
lololol where I live you think you will get charged for beating someone up in the street if no one presses charges????? Where are you from, candy cane lane? They leave you on the street here and step over you. I dont live in beverly hills 90210. Of course she wants you to take her somewhere, shes only with you for money. When that wears off youre dust. Em is a well respected lawyer who is dating a 4 page criminal record felon with a history of beating, stalking and harrassing women. Im laying odds you met her in that drug recovery thing she does with all your possession charges

Hey again I will fight you no problem just set it up so no one gets arrested go to the local mma gym and ask if you can spar a guy there not complicated. That way we can film it for getbig I want it filmed if I am buying a plane ticket I want getbig props for beating your ass on film. I am also not a felon that is a lie. I have never been convicted of beating a woman. Lawyers have their own money. I have also never been in drug recovery court. I had a misdemeanor possesion of marijuana charge that is it. Drug court is for heroin meth and cocaine users. They won't even take people for marijuana. I do not use drugs.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 03:13:40 PM
here go AJ is the owner phone number and all of it im waiting

https://www.completemma.ca/



Professor: AJ Scales – Head Instructor and Founder of Complete Martial Arts and Fitness Inc.

So did you talk to him and ask him if we can settle our differences at his school? Let him know to have a referee to save your life and a video film recorder so we can all laugh when you get bounced off your head
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:14:01 PM
Hey again I will fight you no problem just set it up so no one gets arrested go to the local mma gym and ask if you can spar a guy there not complicated. That way we can film it for getbig I want it filmed if I am buying a plane ticket I want getbig props for beating your ass on film. I am also not a felon that is a lie. I have never been convicted of beating a woman. Lawyers have their own money. I have also never been in drug recovery court. I had a misdemeanor possesion of marijuana charge that is it. Drug court is for heroin meth and cocaine users. They won't even take people for marijuana. I do not use drugs.

dude
call AJ--tell him the circumstances. He owns the top mma gym in the city
justfucking do it already and shut up. Im literally handing you on a plate the rules you want
film whatever you want for fuck sakes just phone the man, make sure you tell him you want a piece of me
he knows my history very well
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:14:46 PM
So did you talk to him and ask him if we can settle our differences at his school? Let him know to have a referee to save your life and a video film recorder so we can all laugh when you get bounced off your head

CALL HIM YOU FUCKING RETARD YOURE THE ONE WHO IS A PUSSY BITCH AND WANTS A GYM

y fucking god how do you dress yourself in the morning?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 03:16:35 PM
CALL HIM YOU FUCKING RETARD YOURE THE ONE WHO IS A PUSSY BITCH AND WANTS A GYM

y fucking god how do you dress yourself in the morning?

Jesus man you are not even East Coast that is north of Montana what is the closest airport YXE IS A 1400 Flight I am also still banned from Canada the consulant might not let me in when I get there
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: ThisisOverload on November 04, 2021, 03:18:44 PM
I do not use drugs.

Right hanky.

We believe you. ;)

Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:18:50 PM
Jesus man you are not even East Coast that is north of Montana what is the closest airport

omg
this is astounding
guy clais to have all the money in the world and is pissing about a plane ticket probably costing 100 bucks more

wow

REGINA IS THE CLOSEST AIRPORT YOU RETARD, this is a city, with an airport, and even some 7-11s you stupid kvnt
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: ThisisOverload on November 04, 2021, 03:19:35 PM
I am also still banned from Canada the consulant might not let me in when I get there

Impossible.

Only felons are banned.

What happen hanky?

Too muscular for the great white north?
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:20:08 PM
this is retarded Im phoning Emily first thing tomorrow
Im completely fed up with this retard, I wanna see if he is actually this dumb or if its an act
Someone has to let her know what a dead end bad scenario it is for her and her career if she stays with him

im done here
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:21:21 PM
Ive gotbhank on ignore now the stupidity and excuses are too tilting, Im losing my mind

Ill post in here when Emily and I have a  discussion about this moron
good god she is the poster girl for "she could do better"
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 03:44:47 PM
Ive gotbhank on ignore now the stupidity and excuses are too tilting, Im losing my mind

Ill post in here when Emily and I have a  discussion about this moron
good god she is the poster girl for "she could do better"

You are obsessed with me because your life sucks its kind of sad and I should not allow myself to be drawn into a stalkers fantasy of somehow being part of my life
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 03:48:38 PM
Ive got hanky on ignore so I have no idea what he said, but Im guessing its something along the lines of bouncing my head off a mat or getting arrested. All I can conclude from what he most likely said is that he went from telling me to find a gym in Regina who would host our fight (which I did and told him to call), to him making the most obscene excuses for not coming now and chickkenshitting out.

something good came out of it, now that I cant see his posts I get to make up what he said and reply to it accordingly. Beats the hell out of what he actually types which is empty threats and endless excuses
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 04:05:27 PM
Ive got hanky on ignore so I have no idea what he said, but Im guessing its something along the lines of bouncing my head off a mat or getting arrested. All I can conclude from what he most likely said is that he went from telling me to find a gym in Regina who would host our fight (which I did and told him to call), to him making the most obscene excuses for not coming now and chickkenshitting out.

something good came out of it, now that I cant see his posts I get to make up what he said and reply to it accordingly. Beats the hell out of what he actually types which is empty threats and endless excuses

I want to beat your ass I am just not sure if it is worth flying to Canada to beat up a fat old man. I can take a vacation to Vegas for the same price and time
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 04:05:47 PM
fuck about find out
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 04:07:09 PM
best part about this is I cant see any of hankys responses and Im going to fucking town messaging Emilys family and friends the same message over and over

she will buckle and dump him, I guarantee it. A high profile lawyer doesnt need this shit

buh bye hanky you gimp
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: djliftsthings on November 04, 2021, 04:08:30 PM
hopefully Nick is her brother or I just messaged some dude with the same last name  :D :D :D

lets do Joyce next,.....although she looks a little crazed i nthe eyes
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 04:11:37 PM
best part about this is I cant see any of hankys responses and Im going to fucking town messaging Emilys family and friends the same message over and over

she will buckle and dump him, I guarantee it. A high profile lawyer doesnt need this shit

buh bye hanky you gimp

What kind of man brags about harassing old women he doesn't know?? They will just block you. No one cares what you have to say about anything.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: bhank on November 04, 2021, 04:21:39 PM
best part about this is I cant see any of hankys responses and Im going to fucking town messaging Emilys family and friends the same message over and over

she will buckle and dump him, I guarantee it. A high profile lawyer doesnt need this shit

buh bye hanky you gimp

You don't think a lawyer who works for the courts can look up my record. She knows I am not a felon. She also knows I have never even been accused of hitting my childs mother. She has read the reports she has access to the records. She knows you are spreading lies. She runs the drug court she would know if I was using drugs. Again no idea why you seem to think you know me better than my girlfriend. You are just an obsessed loser you are literally stalking a man phaggot.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: GymnJuice on November 04, 2021, 04:56:09 PM
You literally said you were posting a 315 rep video today what happened to that? Again if I cripple you in your backyard I am going to get arrested whether you press charges or not. Its also not even your backyard you share it with half a dozen people all of whom are going to call the police if I am stomping you in the backyard. Set up a Gym sparring session so I know I am actually going to get to whoop your ass and I will fly up there. In the meantime my girl wants me to take her to Vegas instead of flying to another country to beat a 60 year old man with parkinsons.

Waste of time.  Don't bring sand to the beach.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: Maxwell Smart on November 05, 2021, 11:58:49 PM
praise jeebus I found the video

https://vimeo.com/538536715

Jesus Christ, that's straight up mental illness.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: wes on November 06, 2021, 02:25:16 AM
well its brutally funny but this is actually happening  :D :D

My neighbour is taking me to civil court to attempt to make me pay for his 12 thousand dollar camera security system because he "doesnt feel safe living next to me" and says if it werent for me living here he wouldnt had to have installed it. My poor lawyer was in tears laughing when I told him this, thought he was gonna pee himself
After seeing that Vimeo video,I`d beat that mutherfucker like a runaway slave.....fucking froot loop of a  twat.
Title: Re: Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke
Post by: King Shizzo on November 06, 2021, 10:58:53 AM
Is this thread deja vu? I swear this is like the 5th or 6th time I have read something like this.