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Title: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: IroNat on December 26, 2021, 05:31:44 AM
Sounds depressed.  Always thought she was cute as heck. Get it together, Val. :(

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Valerie Bertinelli shares tearful video about her body image struggles

https://pagesix.com/2021/12/25/valerie-bertinelli-shares-video-about-body-image-struggles/

“I’m standing out in the rain because I’m doing my best to distract my mind from spiraling to a place of self-loathing, because I saw a picture of myself today that made me want to do that,” the “One Day at a Time” alum said in the video posted to her Instagram on Friday.

 :-X

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Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: bhank on December 26, 2021, 05:39:06 AM
She is supposed to be some kind of cook never trust a skinny cook
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: wes on December 26, 2021, 05:45:10 AM
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Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Fortress on December 26, 2021, 06:54:07 AM
Her miserable, obese son, Weightgain Van Halen, is a piece of work, too.

Inherited the miserable disposition from his “pop”, and the rotund-ness from his mom, I’d imagine.

Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: The Scott on December 26, 2021, 07:25:16 AM
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Wes is obviously one of the "Children of the Corn".  ;D
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Rambone on December 26, 2021, 07:31:02 AM
Needs to up her dose of corn
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: wes on December 26, 2021, 08:08:18 AM
Wes is obviously one of the "Children of the Corn".  ;D
You funny son of a bitch   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: IroNat on December 26, 2021, 09:07:31 AM
Shame on all of you for making light of this woman's desperate situation.

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Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 26, 2021, 11:14:50 AM
She REALLY looks like EVH these days.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinaelli eats too many carbs
Post by: chaos on December 26, 2021, 11:28:06 AM
Useless thread without butt pics of the subject.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: IroNat on December 26, 2021, 01:23:51 PM
She REALLY looks like EVH these days.

Twins.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Hypertrophy on December 26, 2021, 03:50:52 PM
what a lazy fuck- she is rich so she has all day to workout. Go for a fucking bicycle ride; run; go swimming; etc, etc. No- instead she acts like a whiny bitch.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: IroNat on December 26, 2021, 05:32:12 PM
If you have a chronic weight problem it's probably not a good idea to host a cooking show.

Like an alcoholic being a bartender.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2021, 08:48:43 PM
what a lazy fuck- she is rich so she has all day to workout. Go for a fucking bicycle ride; run; go swimming; etc, etc. No- instead she acts like a whiny bitch.

No doubt. You ate every mouthful, Blubberelli. What's her complaint? "I'm sad the laws of physics apply to me!" "I ate until I turned asian!" What exactly?

It's just a marketing campaign. This is what they came up with to remarket a 61yo fat broad who used to be a B list television celeb. Next it'll be Tina Yothers' courageous battle with genital warts which came from scissoring with Judith Light.

They turn up every so often. Idk who keeps letting these people out of their mothballs.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 27, 2021, 02:13:27 AM
If she stops stuffing her face her body image troubles will go away. Cause and effect are very simple but being a victim is even simpler.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: BayGBM on December 27, 2021, 03:49:54 AM
If she stops stuffing her face her body image troubles will go away. Cause and effect are very simple but being a victim is even simpler.

“Things haven’t been easy for the “Hot in Cleveland” star.“.  ::)
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: BayGBM on December 27, 2021, 03:52:16 AM
If you have a chronic weight problem it's probably not a good idea to host a cooking show.

Like an alcoholic being a bartender.

This!  LOL.  Can’t stop laughing! ;D
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Dokey111 on December 27, 2021, 04:02:00 AM
This!  LOL.  Can’t stop laughing! ;D

seriously?
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Marty Champions on December 27, 2021, 05:30:20 AM
Paging mike ohearn
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Fortress on December 27, 2021, 06:35:51 AM
Next it'll be Tina Yothers' courageous battle with genital warts, which came from scissoring with Judith Light. Idk who keeps letting these people out of their mothballs.

This is quality material. Hahaha.  ;D
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Spike on December 27, 2021, 06:58:49 AM
if someone is addicted to drugs they have an intervention - ship them off to some encampment rehab program


why don't they treat food addiction the same way?  break the habit, mental addiction to food, get away from the support structure - but you have to hear them complain, tell "war stories" about how eliminating shit affects them, and of course all the fuck ups and shit that doesn't work

fat people are mentally weak - to not be aware how food controls your life and walk around rotund, struggling to move
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Fortress on December 27, 2021, 07:06:14 AM
Her and her son, Wolfdown, are pathetic.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: gmflex on December 27, 2021, 07:18:23 AM

            ;D.                                                ;D

              She needs to up the dose..
                  Or give them a call..

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            ;D.                                                ;D
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: joswift on December 27, 2021, 07:25:10 AM
if someone is addicted to drugs they have an intervention - ship them off to some encampment rehab program


why don't they treat food addiction the same way?  break the habit, mental addiction to food, get away from the support structure - but you have to hear them complain, tell "war stories" about how eliminating shit affects them, and of course all the fuck ups and shit that doesn't work

fat people are mentally weak - to not be aware how food controls your life and walk around rotund, struggling to move

No one ever gets addicted to salads
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: IroNat on December 27, 2021, 07:34:20 AM
The key is insulin control.

Drop the carbs.

Guaranteed she eats bread, pasta, sugar etc.

If you eat that you'll always have a problem unless you like to starve yourself.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 27, 2021, 07:36:21 AM
If he stops stuffing his face (with cocks) his body image troubles will go away. Cause and effect are very simple but being a victim is even simpler.

No need to bring Shizzo into this….
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Kwon on December 27, 2021, 08:02:50 AM
If she stops stuffing her face her body image troubles will go away. Cause and effect are very simple but being a victim is even simpler.

I don't trust skinny chefs.


Chefs and people with Cooking shows need to be fat for me to trust them.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Hypertrophy on December 27, 2021, 08:45:18 AM
No doubt. You ate every mouthful, Blubberelli. What's her complaint? "I'm sad the laws of physics apply to me!" "I ate until I turned asian!" What exactly?

It's just a marketing campaign.
This is what they came up with to remarket a 61yo fat broad who used to be a B list television celeb. Next it'll be Tina Yothers' courageous battle with genital warts which came from scissoring with Judith Light.

They turn up every so often. Idk who keeps letting these people out of their mothballs.
You are probably right- next video is how Jenny Craig or Nutrisystems comes in to save the day.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2021, 09:10:08 AM
You are probably right- next video is how Jenny Craig or Nutrisystems comes in to save the day.

Ain't nobody watched The Facts of Life anyhow. Tampon show. Scantily clad underage girls. Who put this on the air? Jeffrey Epstein?

Any life lesson you needed to know: Ask Pa Ingalls.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 27, 2021, 10:28:45 AM
I don't trust skinny chefs.


Chefs and people with Cooking shows need to be fat for me to trust them.
Good point.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 27, 2021, 12:55:20 PM
I don't trust skinny chefs.


Chefs and people with Cooking shows need to be fat for me to trust them.


So I guess Giada will be cooking me breakfast. Okay, fine...

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Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: The Scott on December 27, 2021, 05:18:59 PM
Another Hollyweird Ho' looking to cash in on the low IQ of the average idiot that watches WTTV.

White Trash TeleVision.

FTB. Oh...And pass the salt.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Rambone on December 27, 2021, 05:21:35 PM

So I guess Giada will be cooking me breakfast. Okay, fine...

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Yowza
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: AbrahamG on December 27, 2021, 06:42:29 PM
No doubt. You ate every mouthful, Blubberelli. What's her complaint? "I'm sad the laws of physics apply to me!" "I ate until I turned asian!" What exactly?

It's just a marketing campaign. This is what they came up with to remarket a 61yo fat broad who used to be a B list television celeb. Next it'll be Tina Yothers' courageous battle with genital warts which came from scissoring with Judith Light.

They turn up every so often. Idk who keeps letting these people out of their mothballs.

Oh sweet Jesus I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.  This is make believe, right? 
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2021, 07:00:48 PM
Oh sweet Jesus I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.  This is make believe, right?

Only if Markie Post was lying about what Joanna Kearns saw when she opened Erin Moran's dressing room door.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: The Scott on December 27, 2021, 07:06:57 PM
Only if Markie Post was lying about what Joanna Kearns saw when she opened Erin Moran's dressing room door.

Kerns is a demturd.  Probably something of a disgusting bush-wacker too.  Ugh. Yuck.  Gross.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 27, 2021, 07:10:57 PM
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Yowza

That’s pretty fucking good.

I’d popsicle her for hours.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2021, 07:20:25 PM
Kerns is a demturd.  Probably something of a disgusting bush-wacker too.  Ugh. Yuck.  Gross.

That explains the Robert Guillome incident.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: AbrahamG on December 27, 2021, 07:24:21 PM
Only if Markie Post was lying about what Joanna Kearns saw when she opened Erin Moran's dressing room door.

Markie Post RIP was so hot circa Night Court. Phenomenal tits. Reminds me that I still haven't given her the old memorial wank.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2021, 07:30:21 PM
Yep. And we're left here with a screaching 200lb Valerie Bertinelli. There ain't no justice, brother.
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: The Scott on December 27, 2021, 07:37:41 PM
Markie Post RIP was so hot circa Night Court. Phenomenal tits. Reminds me that I still haven't given her the old memorial wank.

"...the old memorial wank", LOL!  I am constantly amazed at some of the excellent terms I read here.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: The Scott on December 27, 2021, 07:42:14 PM
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Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: IroNat on December 28, 2021, 05:19:07 AM
"...the old memorial wank", LOL!  I am constantly amazed at some of the excellent terms I read here.  Thanks!

No doubt inspired by the example of your own eloquence.  ;)
Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: Rambone on December 28, 2021, 07:25:46 AM
Markie Post RIP was so hot circa Night Court. Phenomenal tits. Reminds me that I still haven't given her the old memorial wank.
;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Valierie Bertinelli eats too many carbs
Post by: IroNat on December 28, 2021, 09:59:23 AM
How can ever believe Jenny Craig after this?