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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Fallsview on January 03, 2022, 06:54:59 PM
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!
SUPER OFFICIAL!!!!!
From the desk of Fallsview...
Goodmorrow,
WE DID IT! Mods, Getbig officials hammered it out all night trying to make a special New Year, New You Most Positive Member of The Month and we've done it. We are heavily backlogged with Most Positive Members of the month and gift certificates, service merchandise and vouchers are being mailed out as we speak.
But for the month of October we are going full throttle and doing a dynamite gift to you...the members of GetBig that work around anger, nastiness and gleam positivity. If you win Positive Member of the month of October you will win...
A day with GetBig Legend...none other than CSWOL!!!!
We were in talks with Chris for months and we came to a compromise and worked out some fine details. This is what's in store for the lucky winner:
Start your day the CSWOL WAY. Great breakfast at CSWOL's favorite eatery. Two pieces of toast with pats of butter, sausage links, eggs scrambled with ketchup. Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Training with CSWOL!!!
He'll put you through a brutal personal workout. towel provided
An hour of open dialogue. That's right...ask CSWOL anything and he will drop the knowledge that built one of GetBig's most classic, sought after physiques.
Photograph with CSWOL and autograph!
There you have it. Let's do this!!!!
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Very creative. Well done. I wouldn't mind asking him about his rap stage where he lost all that weight and took on the new persona.
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Very creative. Well done. I wouldn't mind asking him about his rap stage where he lost all that weight and took on the new persona.
The conspiracy nut peronafied ?
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Most Positive Member was unfortunately suspended indefinitely after The Wishbone Incident.
Until Fallsview atones, all talk of any awards is unofficial, and not sanctioned by The Committee™
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I'll pass.
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Win? Sounds more like something a judge orders you to endure as punishment for a crime
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Was cswol the wigger with the cupcake and the french fries?
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sounds something like this.
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Was cswol the wigger with the cupcake and the french fries?
Yes - BigNoli, Cswol, Swolace, Swolace Ferrari, Toka Swola, TNWGS, and a few others are all names for the loveable -
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=608005.0;attach=677314;image).
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He`s even goofier than Fallsview.....I hope I don`t win. LOL ;D
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A day with a complete retard- sounds fascinating.
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A day with a complete retard- sounds fascinating.
He threated to kill me years ago in a PM on Muscle Mayhem simply because I told him I would bury him in the gym training any bodypart he chose.
Dude went ballistic.......and also trains ballistic with the sloppiest "form" and tons of momentum.....it`s laughably hysterical.
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He threated to kill me years ago in a PM on Muscle Mayhem simply because I told him I would bury him in the gym training any bodypart he chose.
Dude went ballistic.......and also trains ballistic with the sloppiest "form" and tons of momentum.....it`s laughably hysterical.
I think he misinterpreted what you meant by "bury" - he was in fear for his life, hahaha.
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Very creative. Well done. I wouldn't mind asking him about his rap stage where he lost all that weight and took on the new persona.
"The Snow King" I believe.
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I think he misinterpreted what you meant by "bury" - he was in fear for his life, hahaha.
;D
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Legend, indeed!
Gentlemen, I stand with you in celebrating the return of that insurmountable Matterhorn of Muscle -- the incomparable Snow King (the same "der Schneekönig" immortalized in German lieder by yearning, red-haired virgins who begged to be deflowered by the powerful Snow King, but were icily rebuffed because they were merely 9s, leading to their drowning suicides in the Lake of Tears) -- that passport brandishing, globetrotting champion of l'affaire Popeye who's got the swole world in his hands (stamps and all).
Cheers, indeed!
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The inimitable Snow King demonstrates his idiosyncratic mastery of the lingua Hebraica in its verbal and gestural modes, a.k.a., the fabled idiom of CSWOLese. Look also at how, like an armored Aguirre before the points and feathers of primitive arrows, CSWOL stands impervious to the hostile volleys of salty French fries. Fear of death is for lesser men, for nobodies, but not for passport toting somebodies bedecked in, and protected by, the all-seeing Eye of Providence. And, of course, to provide a well-stamped coda to l'affaire Popeye, not since the legendary Clarence Darrow has one acquitted oneself so forcefully by refuting the unreliable premises spewing from the greasy lips of vile adversaries; in this case, of ratchet, hoochie scallywags.
Classic
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Before I gauge my interest I need to know if we are going to Popeyes or KFC for this shindig.
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Will a passport be needed to spend the day with CSWOL?
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Yes - BigNoli, Cswol, Swolace, Swolace Ferrari, Toka Swola, TNWGS, and a few others are all names for the loveable -
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=608005.0;attach=677314;image).
Is that Jamie Lewis?
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Is that Jamie Lewis?
No, that's TOKER "TOKUMZ" SCHWÖLLAH aka TONKA SWOLA aka TOKER aka STONKER
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STONKA SWOLA
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Goodmorrow,
Chris is doing phenomenal and I would like to address some concerns with the following:
Wes, Chris was only upset with you when you continued to harass, hassle, pester, whatever you'd like to call it about getting opioids and benzo's. If you'd like to go there...WE WILL!!!!
Grape Ape. I heard you took the MENSA test again...for the 12th time and failed. That's a shame.
GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks… I appreciate this … just now seeing it! Many think this handle is an Imposter but it’s actually me! No lollipopin! Sostenon equipoison and dbol!!! Anadrol winstrol primobolan… halotestin deca and cypionate!!! Isn’t it great?!!!
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Oh yeah…. Wes you’re still a no size! I know you haven’t even recovered from the doctors diagnosis of you have severe NSS… aka No Size Syndrome!!!
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Cswol what are your thoughts on nutrition cocoons?
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Cswol have you ever heard of Angelo Pappas?
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Oh yeah…. Wes you’re still a no size! I know you haven’t even recovered from the doctors diagnosis of you have severe NSS… aka No Size Syndrome!!!
And you motherfacker,are a fat fucking donut eating, non-training bitch !
I hope you`re doing well......FUCKFACE!!
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cupcakin and lollipopin
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And you motherfacker,are a fat fucking donut eating, non-training bitch !
I hope you`re doing well......FUCKFACE!!
It's not him.
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Anyone have the original c swole workout video link? Greatest video in getbig history.
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Anyone have the original c swole workout video link? Greatest video in getbig history.
Sadly, most of it is gone. Here's some early stuff that is saved. Note: Anything people want off of Youtube, download it now, big purge of old stuff coming at the end of the year. Any accounts that haven't been used in a year might get deleted. It's costing too much for Google/Youtube to host old vids -
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Sadly, most of it is gone. Here's some early stuff that is saved. Note: Anything people want off of Youtube, download it now, big purge of old stuff coming at the end of the year. Any accounts that haven't been used in a year might get deleted. It's costing too much for Google/Youtube to host old vids -
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The first video when he meets up with DeeDay reminds me of GTA San Andreas.
One of the funniest parts was when he talks about the importance of cardio but then makes the chick and the twink demonstrate lol.
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I gave him a shout out on National TV on the today Show - SHUT DOWN!
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This Tonka Swola is not the real one.
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I also think it is an imposter.
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There is new evidence that he is indeed the Snow King
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Sadly, most of it is gone. Here's some early stuff that is saved. Note: Anything people want off of Youtube, download it now, big purge of old stuff coming at the end of the year. Any accounts that haven't been used in a year might get deleted. It's costing too much for Google/Youtube to host old vids -
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He should have stopped there, only got fatter and uglier after that.