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Title: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 05, 2022, 02:52:40 AM
Gregory Austin Doucette

Move over Phil Heath
Move over Bobby Chicky Boom Boom
Move over PJ Braun and Aaron Singerman

In my opinion, Greggy Austin Doucette is the top scumbag in the vile online fitness community. Perhaps the biggest scumbag of the past 10 years.

-Arrested for drug smuggling in Canada
-People report he may have been a snitch in the steroid smuggling case
-Cheating and doping reports in his bicycle racing

Train wreck and dumpster fire accomplishments:

Self proclaimed Youtube A-Lister and a major celebrity in the delusional fantasy world in his mind-Job posting for his Mickey Mouse company describe him as a YouTube celebrity

Possibly has a team of servants and assistants who cook for him and help him accomplish normal, everyday tasks

Constant contradictions over the years said by him, recorded on video

Rambling comments and meltdowns almost daily

Currently dates a very tall woman that people have described as resembling a manly Frankenstein Orangutan Bean Stalk Hybrid creature

Is currently trying to run and profit from his doomed supplement company-Possibly could be a worse run company than Phil Heath’s failed company

Claims his Turkesterone supplement helped him gain 4lbs of muscle in 1 month

Nice head of hair but recently traveled to Turkey for a free ghastly, crooked looking hair transplant

Rides a stationary bike in a room in his house and regards himself as a bike racer

Sells very expensive diet leaflets online and considers himself an author and once posted a video criticizing Gordon Ramsey

Accused a Korean celeb of drug use and was almost sued by the Korean man-He took the video down

Recently confirmed his life’s work is finally shown in his new diet leaflet-less than 200 page Ebook that he said took him close to a year to assemble

Stated he didn’t want to spend thousands on testing for his Turkesterone supplement, and spent his money on sports cars instead



Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Spike on January 05, 2022, 08:34:44 AM
I can't stand how he is always in a tank top and flailing his arms around when he talks tryin to flex -

and for some reason ever since his hair restoration project he looks kind of autistic or special ed to me now
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Rambone on January 05, 2022, 11:43:09 AM
I’ve only seen his hair transplant video preview since it was for Getbig research purposes. He doesn’t entertain me or provide any value therefore I will not give him ad revenue and clicks.
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 05, 2022, 11:54:09 AM
The hair transplant looks bizarre and insane.   
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Royalty on January 05, 2022, 12:09:46 PM
Well at least he doesn’t have an annoying voice.
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: wes on January 05, 2022, 12:14:39 PM
I can`t stand his voice or the mere sight of him.

Punchable Face Of Peace
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: kreator on January 05, 2022, 12:15:50 PM
pompous prick sounds like he knows everything. fvuck this annoying douche
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: wes on January 05, 2022, 12:17:17 PM
Seems like old Greg is getbig approved !!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Hypertrophy on January 05, 2022, 12:24:33 PM
The Gilbert Gottfried of Bodybuilding


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Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Griffith on January 05, 2022, 12:38:17 PM
He didn’t even need a hair transplant.
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: deadz on January 05, 2022, 02:15:20 PM
Gregory Austin Doucette

Move over Phil Heath
Move over Bobby Chicky Boom Boom
Move over PJ Braun and Aaron Singerman

In my opinion, Greggy Austin Doucette is the top scumbag in the vile online fitness community. Perhaps the biggest scumbag of the past 10 years.

-Arrested for drug smuggling in Canada
-People report he may have been a snitch in the steroid smuggling case
-Cheating and doping reports in his bicycle racing

Train wreck and dumpster fire accomplishments:

Self proclaimed Youtube A-Lister and a major celebrity in the delusional fantasy world in his mind

Possibly has a team of servants and assistants who cook for him and help him accomplish normal, everyday tasks

Constant contradictions over the years said by him, recorded on video

Rambling comments and meltdowns almost daily

Currently dates a very tall woman that people have described as resembling a manly Frankenstein Orangutan Bean Stalk Hybrid creature

Is currently trying to run and profit from his doomed supplement company-Possibly could be a worse run company than Phil Heath’s failed company

Claims his Turkesterone supplement helped him gain 4lbs of muscle in 1 month

Nice head of hair but recently traveled to Turkey for a free ghastly, crooked looking hair transplant

Sells very expensive diet leaflets online and considers himself an author and once posted a video criticizing Gordon Ramsey

Accused a Korean celeb of drug use and was almost sued by the Korean man-He took the video down

Stated he didn’t want to spend thousands on testing for his Turkesterone supplement, and spent his money on sports cars instead
Gene, are you wearing a fresh white tshirt and eating cashews as you read getbig these days?
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 05, 2022, 02:53:41 PM
And his hair implants are crooked. ;D

Never watched any of his videos.

He's beyond annoying.
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: deadz on January 05, 2022, 03:16:42 PM
And his hair implants are crooked. ;D

Never watched any of his videos.

He's beyond annoying.
Yeah, don’t know how anyone could watch that creep.
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: IroNat on January 05, 2022, 05:56:00 PM
He's awesome.
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: AbrahamG on January 05, 2022, 06:00:36 PM
He's awesome.

Word!
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 05, 2022, 06:42:59 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Fortress on January 05, 2022, 06:46:29 PM
Indeed.

Who?
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: That_Dude on January 05, 2022, 06:46:35 PM
Guys an online gossip queen..

Never knew 15mim zwift sessions qualify someone as a bicycle racer.  Guy is living in his own fantasy world.

Looks like he could be genovas dad with the hair transplant
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Griffith on January 05, 2022, 10:05:30 PM
He probably reads Getbig  ;D
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Taffin on January 06, 2022, 12:52:41 AM
I can look past his other foibles and failings, but dating a manly Frankenstein Orangutan Bean Stalk Hybrid creature is beyond the pale.

Woah there - let's not be too hasty - that depends on how big the things tits are - anyone got any nudes..?  (And I presume he shaves most of her fur down?)
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Rambone on January 06, 2022, 02:29:05 AM
Who?

Craig Baguette (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried)
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 06, 2022, 02:46:52 AM
Hes
Gene, are you wearing a fresh white tshirt and eating cashews as you read getbig these days?
I wear the thompson tee or Brooklinen or simple old navy white tshirts, and I love them-Cashews I just finished a large container I had kept in my refrigerator. But at the same time? No, not in a while-and if so, it was not purposeful. Thanks and hope all is well. -Gene
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 06, 2022, 02:51:22 AM
He’s a scumbag in my opinion. But his greed and ego will be his demise. Recent video of his he looked elderly and very bald. The hair transplant is a disaster. His whole life is a train wreck. His company will be bankrupt in a year. He’s spent all his money on sports cars. He pays people for everything. Pays someone to search YouTube for content on him. Seems like he’s lost his ability to do any task on his own.
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: IroNat on January 06, 2022, 04:37:45 AM
Who?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l46CbCXPQNbdOZxUk/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 07, 2022, 06:35:32 AM
Greg looks terrible w that horrible transplant.   What a damn mess. 

Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: a_pupil on January 07, 2022, 06:43:36 AM
I can't believe people watch the guy, he's probably got the most annoying voice I've ever heard on youtube
Title: Re: Greg Austin Douchebaguette
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 07, 2022, 02:39:06 PM
Greg looks terrible w that horrible transplant.   What a damn mess. 


he’s an elderly bald old geezer that looks like he’s actually reading from cue cards or a teleprompter-he’s a disaster