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Title: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Marty Champions on January 06, 2022, 05:53:35 PM
or just a hated nerd on roids with no future except unto the lord jesus christ
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 06, 2022, 08:07:08 PM
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Dave D on January 06, 2022, 09:20:15 PM
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be

Good point.

You seem like a advocate for successful marriages. What’s the name of your wife?
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: pamith on January 06, 2022, 09:31:16 PM
Not sure if troll thread, but yeah Jesus is my Lord and Savior
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: AbrahamG on January 06, 2022, 10:24:48 PM
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be

Outstanding. 
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 06, 2022, 11:14:52 PM
I'm a warrior for John Henry "The Hammer Man" and "Jack" with his "beanstalk".

More believable stories.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Zillotch on January 06, 2022, 11:42:38 PM
ignore the burners... seek God - attain salvation thru Christ and refuse the mark of the beast.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: AbrahamG on January 07, 2022, 12:01:04 AM
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses. 
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: pamith on January 07, 2022, 01:25:16 AM
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses.
Bro...
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: GymnJuice on January 07, 2022, 04:51:23 AM
Outstanding.

Hanky taking it to the next level now  ;D
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: robcguns on January 08, 2022, 09:16:27 AM
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses.

Yeah buddy
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 08, 2022, 01:09:12 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 08, 2022, 06:52:12 PM
Little known fact: Jesus did some carpentry when necessary but mostly he was a drywaller.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: AbrahamG on January 08, 2022, 07:21:05 PM
He most likely cream pied Mary Mags and started his own tribe.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 08, 2022, 07:29:08 PM
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be

You are a disgusting priglette whose thread is soon to be snipped. Oh...And by "priglette" I mean a "diminutive prig".  You posses an IQ far greater than mine own and yet somehow I know I need to explain such things to you.   Oh wait!  I nearly forgot...White Crayola comin' up, Satchmo!

Here, let us try this so that you may better grasp that which you are being told you sadly ineffectual effete piece of peace priglette.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 08, 2022, 07:31:54 PM
You are a disgusting priglette whose thread is soon to be snipped. Oh...And by "priglette" I mean a "diminutive prig".  You posses an IQ far greater than mine own and yet somehow I know I need to explain such things to you.   Oh wait!  I nearly forgot...White Crayola comin' up, Satchmo!

Here, let us try this so that you may better grasp that which you are being told you sadly ineffectual effete piece of peace priglette.

You are exactly the kind of beta who would be into Jesus
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 08, 2022, 07:44:01 PM
You are exactly the kind of beta who would be into Jesus

LOLOLOL!  I am an Atheist you assholist.  I hope you Covid up soon, quisling.  No one likes you.  Not even you like you.  You are over your head in the shallow end.  What a twatling.  FOAD, analqueefer.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Straw Man on January 08, 2022, 07:48:06 PM
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses.

LOL

Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: honest on January 08, 2022, 08:38:16 PM
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: OAK on January 08, 2022, 08:42:56 PM
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.

Couldn’t agree more!

This unfortunately is a reoccurring theme in the Bible.

❤️
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 09, 2022, 02:57:12 AM
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.
I agree.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 03:14:32 AM
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: That_Dude on January 09, 2022, 07:35:02 AM
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.

100% truth.  You can even remove the religious aspect from it. The teachings provide all that is needed to live a fulfilling, meaningful life.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 09, 2022, 07:51:57 AM
Couldn’t agree more!

This unfortunately is a reoccurring theme in the Bible.

❤️

Fuck off, twatling.  You do not follow the Nazarene in the least.  There is scripture that pertains to such as you.  You surely know it?  If not, say so and I will quote it for you.  Covid up bitch.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 09, 2022, 08:00:09 AM
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf

A lot of folks here think you're a total kunt but that's impossible as you have neither the depth nor the warmth.

Fucking mangina bleeding again, eh quisling.  When your time comes you will slip silently away like the turd you play at, sliding down the bowl to Hades.  The cRapture is for you and your kind.  Prig of peace.  LOL!

Truer still, thou are but a Prigand of Peace.  You cannot understand a single word, can you?  Ritalin boy.  Now then, shove a clean Motex up your ass (you are still bleeding out your dirtstar, correct?) and get on with entertaining the interwebs with your stupidity.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 08:01:50 AM
Fuck off, twatling.  You do not follow the Nazarene in the least.  There is scripture that pertains to such as you.  You surely know it?  If not, say so and I will quote it for you.  Covid up bitch.

Scripture lol atheist yeah right you are just another cripple with another crutch pathetic the powers who push religion don’t even believe in it just another tool to rip off and control the ignorant massses
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 08:03:03 AM
A lot of folks here think you're a total kunt but that's impossible as you have neither the depth nor the warmth.

Fucking mangina bleeding again, eh quisling.  When your time comes you will slip silently away like the turd you play at, sliding down the bowl to Hades.  The cRapture is for you and your kind.  Prig of peace.  LOL!

Truer still, thou are but a Prigand of Peace.  You cannot understand a single word, can you?  Ritalin boy.  Now then, shove a clean Motex up your ass (you are still bleeding out your dirtstar, correct?) and get on with entertaining the interwebs with your stupidity.

You are a pathetic physical and mental cripple go read your scripture see if you can understand why Jesus made you a cripple

There is no such thing as Hades you fucking moron. Does believing in a better afterlife make you feel better about your pathetic life?? You going to be able to walk after you die?? Do you get to be strong and get revenge on me for kicking sand in your face?

“If you know what this life is worth you will look for yours here on earth “

Oh no the rapture is going to get me moron
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Dave D on January 09, 2022, 08:17:41 AM
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf

Can you share where Jesus told his disciples to stay away from the ladies?
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: That_Dude on January 09, 2022, 10:26:49 AM
Can you share where Jesus told his disciples to stay away from the ladies?

Consistent with bhanks other uninformed ramblings Jesus never said such a thing. Contrary scripture reads:

 "be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28)

Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Straw Man on January 09, 2022, 10:34:38 AM
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.

Nonsense

The sooner the human race stops believing these various ridiculous fairy tales the better off we'll be.

Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 11:01:15 AM
Consistent with bhanks other uninformed ramblings Jesus never said such a thing. Contrary scripture reads:

 "be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28)

Oh I am sorry but wasn’t genesis part of the old testemant you know before the fag Jesus showed up and told his disciples not to take wives while banging his beloved apostle

Do you know how old 35 was back then to be unmarried with no girlfriend traveling around with 12 men who does that? Jesus was gay
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Hypertrophy on January 09, 2022, 11:01:43 AM
Nonsense

The sooner the human race stops believing these various ridiculous fairy tales the better off we'll be.


Cuz your religion is better? lol


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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 11:03:05 AM

Cuz your religion is better? lol


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All historical evidence points to Jesus being queer
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Dave D on January 09, 2022, 11:05:34 AM
Oh I am sorry but wasn’t genesis part of the old testemant you know before the fag Jesus showed up and told his disciples not to take wives while banging his beloved apostle

Do you know how old 35 was back then to be unmarried with no girlfriend traveling around with 12 men who does that? Jesus was gay

This is a great point!

Do you know Jesus was crucified at 33? So 2 years after the resurrection he was going to get married?

Do you know who the bride of Christ is?
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 11:08:50 AM
This is a great point!

Do you know Jesus was crucified at 33? So 2 years after the resurrection he was going to get married?

Do you know who the bride of Christ is?

Yawn who gives a fuck if you know you are god it’s not a mortal death you know you are just going to pop right back up also who the fuck thinks they have a right to die for someone else then pretend I owe them some thing fuck Jesus total pussy god. At least worship Kron or Odin or someone cool. Fucking morons. And 33 or 35 2k years ago if you didn’t have a wife and children by then you were gay as hell.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 11:09:42 AM
This is a great point!

Do you know Jesus was crucified at 33? So 2 years after the resurrection he was going to get married?

Do you know who the bride of Christ is?

I can’t believe growna ss adults still buy into this horseshit this is why democracy doesn’t work you are all a bunch of fucking morons
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: That_Dude on January 09, 2022, 11:12:09 AM
Yawn who gives a fuck if you know you are god it’s not a mortal death you know you are just going to pop right back up also who the fuck thinks they have a right to die for someone else then pretend I owe them some thing fuck Jesus total pussy god. At least worship Kron or Odin or someone cool. Fucking morons. And 33 or 35 2k years ago if you didn’t have a wife and children by then you were gay as hell.

Jesus is not vengeful. He will not beat you like you beat your wife. Repent and seek forgiveness.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 09, 2022, 04:12:31 PM
Conduct is more important than belief.

There's no need to be a 'warrior.' Just start with not being a dick to people. Not everyone has to agree with you.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 04:14:55 PM
Jesus is not vengeful. He will not beat you like you beat your wife. Repent and seek forgiveness.

Jesus can suck a sick

Shocking you people even know how to read maybe you should practice it more
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Kwon on January 09, 2022, 04:31:48 PM
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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Dave D on January 09, 2022, 05:01:00 PM
I can’t believe growna ss adults still buy into this horseshit this is why democracy doesn’t work you are all a bunch of fucking morons

Agreed the science behind the Big Bang seems much more realistic.

You seem to have a full grasp of like 2000 years ago. I’m sorry Jesus makes you so upset.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 05:26:53 PM
Agreed the science behind the Big Bang seems much more realistic.

You seem to have a full grasp of like 2000 years ago. I’m sorry Jesus makes you so upset.

What makes me upset is being surrounded by ignorant illiterate guy that believe this shit
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Kwon on January 09, 2022, 05:27:20 PM
Tranny Bonaduce

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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: OAK on January 09, 2022, 05:29:56 PM
Agreed the science behind the Big Bang seems much more realistic.

You seem to have a full grasp of like 2000 years ago. I’m sorry Jesus makes you so upset.

The Big Bang doesn’t explain where the universe came from. What happened BEFORE the Big Bang?

Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Kwon on January 09, 2022, 05:31:55 PM
The Big Bang doesn’t explain where the universe came from. What happened BEFORE the Big Bang?

Wes



*BADUM TISH!*


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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 05:43:38 PM
The Big Bang doesn’t explain where the universe came from. What happened BEFORE the Big Bang?

Not knowing the answers to everything and pretending Jesus did it are not the same things
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Dave D on January 09, 2022, 05:44:54 PM
What makes me upset is being surrounded by ignorant illiterate guy that believe this shit

Well you wanted everyone here to believe you’re natural and no one did…. So I guess I understand why you’re frustrated.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 09, 2022, 05:50:28 PM
Well you wanted everyone here to believe you’re natural and no one did…. So I guess I understand why you’re frustrated.

So I look supernatural? Thanks I don’t even use protein powders
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Dave D on January 10, 2022, 04:03:16 AM
So I look supernatural? Thanks I don’t even use protein powders

No I said you look stupid for claiming natural.

Whatever you'e using is of little help and that includes weight training.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Cook on January 10, 2022, 04:31:41 AM
Wes



*BADUM TISH!*


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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 10, 2022, 05:51:39 AM
No I said you look stupid for claiming natural.

Whatever you'e using is of little help and that includes weight training.

You can’t have it both ways either I look like I don’t workout or I am in such phenomenal shape you think I am on something. You can’t claim I look like I don’t workout and look like I am on enhancements it can’t be both.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Dave D on January 10, 2022, 06:31:47 AM
You can’t have it both ways either I look like I don’t workout or I am in such phenomenal shape you think I am on something. You can’t claim I look like I don’t workout and look like I am on enhancements it can’t be both.

I can

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=676482.0

Using drugs and looking “great” are not mutually exclusive.

I don’t think you’re in phenomenal shape. You’re lean.


It’s like you calling Jesus a homosexual for not being married and having no kids at 33 yet you had your first child well past 33 and you’re unmarried at 40+…

Can’t have it both ways.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 10, 2022, 06:27:08 PM
You can’t have it both ways either I look like I don’t workout or I am in such phenomenal shape you think I am on something. You can’t claim I look like I don’t workout and look like I am on enhancements it can’t be both.

What a twatling.  Everything you type from now on is to be called, "The Big bhank Theory".  IOW, worthless dross from a walking-talking scrotum.

Go salt your momma's vagina, boy.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 10, 2022, 06:32:30 PM
I can

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=676482.0

Using drugs and looking “great” are not mutually exclusive.

I don’t think you’re in phenomenal shape. You’re lean.


It’s like you calling Jesus a homosexual for not being married and having no kids at 33 yet you had your first child well past 33 and you’re unmarried at 40+…

Can’t have it both ways.

I have been married and engaged and I have a child and a girlfriend so no its not even close to the same thing
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 10, 2022, 06:34:07 PM
What a twatling.  Everything you type from now on is to be called, "The Big bhank Theory".  IOW, worthless dross from a walking-talking scrotum.

Go salt your momma's vagina, boy.

Well we know you are on full time elbow crutches so walking is in phenomenal shape compared to you. Why did Jesus make you a cripple? If you pray enough will he heal you? What if I told you there was a better way and you could walk again?
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 10, 2022, 06:38:28 PM
Well we know you are on full time elbow crutches so walking is in phenomenal shape compared to you. Why did Jesus make you a cripple? If you pray enough will he heal you?

Ooooo...More of your "Big bhank Theory" bullshit? Salt your balls and call your relatives over Mr.Peanut of peace.  Stick another manpon up your butthole to stop the bleeding.  You deserve to Covid up.  No one, including you, likes you.  No one.


Salt your momma's twat. 
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 10, 2022, 06:44:23 PM
Ooooo...More of your "Big bhank Theory" bullshit? Salt your balls and call your relatives over Mr.Peanut of peace.  Stick another manpon up your butthole to stop the bleeding.  You deserve to Covid up.  No one, including you, likes you.  No one.


Salt your momma's twat.

Pathetic cripple you don't deserve to walk that is why Jesus put you on crutches because you are a helpless bitch

A real man would push through that shit and walk again by any means necessary but you are a bitch and will be a cripple until the day you die
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 10, 2022, 06:54:58 PM
Pathetic cripple you don't deserve to walk that is why Jesus put you on crutches because you are a helpless bitch

A real man would push through that shit and walk again by any means necessary but you are a bitch and will be a cripple until the day you die

More of your "Big bhank(y) Theory"?!  Wow.  You are quite the typist, big fella.  You've a face only a Stridex Medicated Pad could...like.  Yes, we know the truth.  Those aren't acne scars, they're from a coat hanger.

FOAD you turdle.

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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: deadz on January 12, 2022, 11:11:01 AM
God…I am my own God. I follow no one!
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Darren Avey on January 12, 2022, 11:13:33 AM
I'm a warrior. A warrior of the IRON
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 12, 2022, 11:55:41 AM
God…I am my own God. I follow no one!

If there was a god I would whoop his ass
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: GymnJuice on January 12, 2022, 11:57:42 AM
If there was a god I would whoop his ass

Is the area behind the pearly gates grass or concrete?

Are clouds an acceptable ground surface?
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Darren Avey on January 12, 2022, 12:01:08 PM
If there was a god I would whoop his ass

Yeh, bodybuilders are unbeatable fighters
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: BB on January 12, 2022, 12:07:44 PM
If there was a god I would whoop his ass

What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: GymnJuice on January 12, 2022, 12:12:17 PM
What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

His fist might get caught in the Buddha belly. It would be like tangling with a tar baby.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: G_Thang on January 12, 2022, 12:21:17 PM
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Keep playing around.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: IroNat on January 12, 2022, 12:24:43 PM
The Jesuits are the warriors of Baby Jesus.

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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on January 12, 2022, 12:34:44 PM
Oh I am sorry but wasn’t genesis part of the old testemant you know before the fag Jesus showed up and told his disciples not to take wives while banging his beloved apostle

Do you know how old 35 was back then to be unmarried with no girlfriend traveling around with 12 men who does that? Jesus was gay

You keep referring to women. Not all men want women. Why do you keep repeating this?
Many adult men who have women are “boyfriends” which is one of the silliest, costliest, and low-return things a man can be.

I can’t think of one legitimate reason a man should be with a woman other than to be husband and father of her children.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 12, 2022, 08:46:37 PM
I can’t think of one legitimate reason a man should be with a woman other than to be husband and father of her children.

I'd say clapping them cheeks 7 days a week and blowing massive loads on their faces ranks high on the list.

At least for me.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: AbrahamG on January 12, 2022, 10:01:16 PM
I'd say clapping them cheeks 7 days a week and blowing massive loads on their faces ranks high on the list.

At least for me.

Not just high on the list but numero uno.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: pamith on January 13, 2022, 01:43:19 AM
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf
Shut up!
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 13, 2022, 01:47:01 AM
What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

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(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/statue-of-shiva-on-koh-samui-island-in-thailand-picture-id967030542?k=20&m=967030542&s=612x612&w=0&h=4lCqKJ8ITQGCIhdBBke22IntDqV8M2B3u2bdQ0_E67Q=).

Do you honestly think Hankins is going to stand there and box with God? Puh-lease. He'll move in behind a tight guard and shoot for a double leg. God better be wearing a helmet because he's getting taken down HARD!
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 13, 2022, 02:42:36 AM
What about if he had a whole bunch of arms and/or perhaps a big old elephant head like some of the Indian gods, you still think you could take him? -

(https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1zhxmNXXXXXa6XpXXq6xXFXXX0/6-Tibet-Buddhism-Brass-4-Arms-Ganesh-Lord-Ganesha-Elephant-God-Buddha-Statue-R0710.jpg_Q90.jpg_.webp).

(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/statue-of-shiva-on-koh-samui-island-in-thailand-picture-id967030542?k=20&m=967030542&s=612x612&w=0&h=4lCqKJ8ITQGCIhdBBke22IntDqV8M2B3u2bdQ0_E67Q=).
Probably great at martial arts.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 13, 2022, 04:41:52 AM
Even my 0 stripe white belt ass could arm bar that dude.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on January 13, 2022, 06:21:30 AM
I'd say clapping them cheeks 7 days a week and blowing massive loads on their faces ranks high on the list.

At least for me.

If one of these sessions wound up with a pregnancy, what would you do? Serious question.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: That_Dude on January 13, 2022, 08:21:52 AM
If one of these sessions wound up with a pregnancy, what would you do? Serious question.

I think the "blowing massive loads on their faces" mitigates  the risk haha
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 13, 2022, 11:01:29 AM
You keep referring to women. Not all men want women. Why do you keep repeating this?
Many adult men who have women are “boyfriends” which is one of the silliest, costliest, and low-return things a man can be.

I can’t think of one legitimate reason a man should be with a woman other than to be husband and father of her children.

Gay as Gay can be you prove my point its a gay ass religion
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on January 14, 2022, 01:21:41 AM
Gay as Gay can be you prove my point its a gay ass religion

Impregnating a woman is gay? Not wanting to be a “boyfriend” is gay? Interesting.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 14, 2022, 04:56:35 AM
Impregnating a woman is gay? Not wanting to be a “boyfriend” is gay? Interesting.

Thinking children is the point of sex  is gay as hell yes most guys are more interested in sex everyday than impregnating a wife for children you are gay as hell. You don’t see why anyone would want a woman other than to produce children gay gay gay
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on January 14, 2022, 05:16:23 AM
Thinking children is the point of sex  is gay as hell yes most guys are more interested in sex everyday than impregnating a wife for children you are gay as hell. You don’t see why anyone would want a woman other than to produce children gay gay gay
I have a wife and children and have had plenty of sex with my wife. I’m also not attracted to men and I do not have man-on-man sex. How am I gay?

I did not sat anything against sex for pleasure. I meant I don’t see a point in being in a relationship with a woman other than for child raising and having a family, which is not gay.

Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 14, 2022, 02:08:20 PM
If one of these sessions wound up with a pregnancy, what would you do? Serious question.

Worry about that if it happens i guess. Considering how many women i've banged, i believe it would have happened by now (there very well could be a mini-me in Venezuela). My current GF is on birth control, but if she got pregnant i would have no problems allowing her to make the decision to keep it or not. It's not my body. But i believe she would want to have the child and i'd man up and handle it.

I think the "blowing massive loads on their faces" mitigates  the risk haha

Indeed my good man!
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on January 14, 2022, 02:25:11 PM
Worry about that if it happens i guess. Considering how many women i've banged, i believe it would have happened by now (there very well could be a mini-me in Venezuela). My current GF is on birth control, but if she got pregnant i would have no problems allowing her to make the decision to keep it or not. It's not my body. But i believe she would want to have the child and i'd man up and handle it.

Indeed my good man!

Got it.
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2022, 05:10:36 AM
I have a wife and children and have had plenty of sex with my wife. I’m also not attracted to men and I do not have man-on-man sex. How am I gay?

I did not sat anything against sex for pleasure. I meant I don’t see a point in being in a relationship with a woman other than for child raising and having a family, which is not gay.

You prefer your morning coffee with men you are gay
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 15, 2022, 05:50:43 AM
You prefer your morning coffee with men you are gay

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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2022, 06:18:15 AM
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You don't even train why are you here? Just an old cripple schmoe with no will power to change anything. Did you ride an elliptical for 20 minutes today? Did you walk in a pool? Did you do anything at all to improve your chances of walking again someday? Of course you didn't you pathetic cripple. I will absolutely squat 405 for reps. You will absolutely do nothing except feel sorry for yourself
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: The Scott on January 15, 2022, 06:37:51 AM
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Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: bhank on January 15, 2022, 06:59:51 AM
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So you can't defend your lack of will to train and just want to talk gay shit instead got it crippled gay loser
Title: Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on January 16, 2022, 03:31:12 AM
You prefer your morning coffee with men you are gay

I don’t drink coffee.