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Title: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Taffin on January 11, 2022, 11:04:33 AM
 :o  Paging Dr Moreau...

How long before you can get a budget version of this haram op in Turkey ;D


First pig heart to human transplant is a game-changer, say surgeons

Surgeons at the University of Maryland in the US have successfully completed the world's first pig to human heart transplant.

Muhammad Mohiuddin, who co-founded the university's xenotransplantation programme, said that the heart is beating very well and beyond expectations.

David Bennett, 57, who received the pig heart in a seven-hour experimental operation, had been deemed ineligible for a human heart transplant.

The operation marks the culmination of years of research for the medical team behind the transplant and could change lives around the world.



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-59949236 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-59949236)

(https://imgur.com/gallery/E7Dk9WE)
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Flexacon on January 11, 2022, 11:29:33 AM
A muslim guy pioneering pig heart transplants. You couldn't make this shit up
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Taffin on January 11, 2022, 11:58:25 AM
A muslim guy pioneering pig heart transplants. You couldn't make this shit up


All we need now is for it to be from a girl pig to a man - that makes it a trans-plant...

#groan
#shitpun
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Megalodon on January 11, 2022, 12:17:55 PM

All we need now is for it to be from a girl pig to a man - that makes it a trans-plant...

#groan
#shitpun


The patient's last words were "don't go bacon my heart".
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: GymnJuice on January 11, 2022, 12:52:06 PM
They would first have to admit that they had a health problem or do some basic checkups. Then the doctors would have to assure them that they could still get swole if they were part swine.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: MAXX on January 11, 2022, 12:59:28 PM


had to be that Seinfeld reference guy....
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: TheShape. on January 11, 2022, 01:24:34 PM
I hear now when he goes to the doctor the doctor asks him to open his mouth and say “oink”!
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: SOMEPARTS on January 11, 2022, 01:33:49 PM
Need to try kidneys and livers next.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 11, 2022, 01:35:49 PM
Need to try kidneys and livers next.

They did a kidney last year bro. Get with the times!

Seriously though, I doubt this guy lasts six months. But, you gotta start somewhere.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Skylge on January 11, 2022, 01:43:34 PM
Well, I wonder if the pig was just as happy about this transplantation.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Primemuscle on January 11, 2022, 01:57:20 PM
I hear now when he goes to the doctor the doctor asks him to open his mouth and say “oink”!

In a pig's eye.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: bhank on January 11, 2022, 02:00:55 PM
I am going to get gorilla tendon implants now that they got this cross species thing figured out.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: GymnJuice on January 11, 2022, 02:15:25 PM
I am going to get gorilla tendon implants now that they got this cross species thing figured out.

They should have done that when they did your gorilla hands  :D
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 11, 2022, 08:17:36 PM
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/10CB0/production/_122648786_4f61f140-dec7-45bb-9f49-26492c2062b8.jpg)

Apparently he's furious about the elephant's trunk they added during surgery. 
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Megalodon on January 11, 2022, 08:47:20 PM
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/10CB0/production/_122648786_4f61f140-dec7-45bb-9f49-26492c2062b8.jpg)

Apparently he's furious about the elephant's trunk they added during surgery.

It won't look so awkward once his dentist adds tusks.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Matt on January 11, 2022, 10:50:23 PM
:o  Paging Dr Moreau...

I thought you might like this one, Taffin.  ;)

Marlon Brando was my idol but he turned into a monster. He sabotaged my film

Quote
Brando was only answering the door when the pizza man came. This was the best news that the pizza-makers of Cairns, this small town, had ever had because Brando was consuming industrial quantities of pizza while ruminating on what the hell he was going to do when he had to face the cameras. I think there might have been an existential terror there.”

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/sep/16/marlon-brando-monster-sabotaged-my-film-island-of-dr-moreau
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 12, 2022, 02:28:44 AM
Page me when horse cock transplants start
I think they can do a hamster cock transplant.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Rami on January 12, 2022, 03:13:07 AM
but is it vegan
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: falco on January 12, 2022, 03:39:39 AM
Can a Heart Transplant Change Your Personality?



Seems like the receiver starts having behaviour from the donor.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: IroNat on January 12, 2022, 04:18:03 AM
I think they can do a hamster  horse cock transplant.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ht2ktUDWebe36/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: BB on January 12, 2022, 04:51:47 AM
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/10CB0/production/_122648786_4f61f140-dec7-45bb-9f49-26492c2062b8.jpg).

Surgeon looks like Jackie The Jokeman -

"Hey did ya hear about the guy who was on the transplant list for a pig's heart? He was boar-d out of his mind!"

(https://i.gifer.com/3YG4.gif).

Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Taffin on January 12, 2022, 11:06:24 AM
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/10CB0/production/_122648786_4f61f140-dec7-45bb-9f49-26492c2062b8.jpg).

Surgeon looks like Jackie The Jokeman -

"Hey did ya hear about the guy who was on the transplant list for a pig's heart? He was boar-d out of his mind!"

(https://i.gifer.com/3YG4.gif).

Hahaha - that's the sort of joke your avatar might tell ;D

I thought that the surgeon was vaguely reminiscent of our own Vince B..?
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 13, 2022, 08:36:40 AM
Hahaha - that's the sort of joke your avatar might tell ;D

I thought that the surgeon was vaguely reminiscent of our own Vince B..?

I do believe The Honourable Vincent Basile underwent a similar procedure once. Perhaps this is a case of the student becoming the master.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 13, 2022, 08:53:49 AM
Pig organs are very similiar to human organs ans abundantly available.  I think the days of organ transplants are coming to an end from the looks of it
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: MAXX on January 13, 2022, 12:06:58 PM
Pig organs are very similiar to human organs ans abundantly available.  I think the days of organ transplants are coming to an end from the looks of it
Fantastic news for the bodybuilding world. Free kidneys, livers and hearts

Up the dosage lads, don't worry about it
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 14, 2022, 05:01:47 AM
Pig organs are very similiar to human organs ans abundantly available.  I think the days of organ transplants are coming to an end from the looks of it
Covid is killing everyone anyway.
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Sissysquats on January 14, 2022, 05:29:24 AM
PETA is going to have issues with this
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Skylge on January 14, 2022, 07:04:46 AM
Pig heart recipient is a major league asshole:

nypost.com/2022/01/13/historic-pig-heart-recipient-was-convicted-in-1988-stabbing/ (http://nypost.com/2022/01/13/historic-pig-heart-recipient-was-convicted-in-1988-stabbing/)

But perhaps that's why they chose him, as a guinea pig

Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: Matt on January 14, 2022, 04:27:42 PM
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/10CB0/production/_122648786_4f61f140-dec7-45bb-9f49-26492c2062b8.jpg).

Surgeon looks like Jackie The Jokeman -

Hmm...there is some similarity:
Title: Re: Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)
Post by: The Scott on January 14, 2022, 05:39:34 PM
Pig organs are very similiar to human organs ans abundantly available.  I think the days of organ transplants are coming to an end from the looks of it

Given that many so-called "humans" are little more than the swine of Orwell's minor opus (but my favorite of his works) "Animal Farm", there should  be no need for Cyclosporene .  This begs the question when, is your sow's brain transplant to be performed?

Go ahead.