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Title: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 12, 2022, 02:41:48 AM
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Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Flexacon on February 12, 2022, 02:55:17 AM
Don't trust Amazon with this after The Wheel of Time mess.

Will still watch in the hopes they get this right.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 12, 2022, 03:18:55 AM
Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 12, 2022, 07:21:56 AM
Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.


Would Morganus Fremen be a good Gandolf?
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: The Scott on February 12, 2022, 08:09:19 AM
Don't trust Amazon with this after The Wheel of Time mess.

Will still watch in the hopes they get this right.

Exactly.  Tokien was not a Social JustUs Worrier.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 12, 2022, 10:55:10 AM
Whoopi goldberg and will smith in the Lord of the Rings  ???

(https://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/Seinfeld-had-enough-walks-out-cinema-theater-13573145087.gif)

This is supposed to be nordic kind of stuff.

I could understand if there were coloured folk among some of the races of men.

Tolkien actually added coloreds from the south called Haradrim / Southrons, but no Negroid Elves or Dwarves.

"Its people are the dark-skinned Haradrim or Southrons; their warriors wear scarlet and gold, and are armed with swords and round shields; some ride gigantic elephants called műmakil."

Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: GymnJuice on February 12, 2022, 11:40:25 AM
Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.

Starring Lee Priest as dwarf king Thorin Oakenshield  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: The Scott on February 12, 2022, 11:56:35 AM
Starring Lee Priest as dwarf king Thorin Oakenshield  ;D

Nah.  Prime will put a black with bleached blonde hair and blue contacts midget tranzmanlette wearing a helmet with twin dildos and named Twhorenz Woakenfeel.

That fake blonde bitch Minaj will be the unjustly deposed sElf Queen GayLassneelswell.  Fuckin' bitches in "entertainment".  Fuck 'em all to the same place all cucks desevere - HELL.

I read most of the Wheel books and do not recall any lesbos nor Aes Sedai having Ice Bearz for Warders.  Threesomes in WOT?  FTN.  Of course I gave up sometime around book 9 or 10 as it seemed the series would never end and then the author died.  His wife ultimately hired someone to finish the series but I never returned to the series.  I am a fan of such literature but like comic book inspired films, I am more than weary of Social JustUs Worrier bullshit. 
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: sync pulse on February 12, 2022, 12:04:03 PM
Why don't you give the original a listen?









You know...The 19th century works that J.R.R Tolkien got all his ideas from...
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 12, 2022, 08:57:37 PM
On a website populated with homos I'm not surprised we have some fans of hobbits, elves and other fairy shit like that.

I saw the first Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movie and I was like "Nah, I'm good".
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: kreator on February 13, 2022, 03:49:05 AM
On a website populated with homos I'm not surprised we have some fans of hobbits, elves and other fairy shit like that.

I saw the first Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movie and I was like "Nah, I'm good".

true, no self respecting man should enjoy watching this fantasy sh1t. Btw loved Jackson's ''Braindead''
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 13, 2022, 04:26:40 AM
Lol putting in black actors. Wtf.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 13, 2022, 04:33:14 AM
Lol putting in black actors. Wtf.

Gotta include em all
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: MAXX on February 13, 2022, 03:27:56 PM
another way for joos to ruin white culture

Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Matt C on February 13, 2022, 03:37:05 PM
Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.

My thoughts exactly, Hulk.  Is anything not Woke these days?  Who is even watching/buying this stuff anymore?  ???
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Pumpzilla on February 13, 2022, 03:37:44 PM
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Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Skeletor on February 13, 2022, 05:40:45 PM
Upcoming Series


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A female dwarf that is black and has no beard?

A black elf with short hair?

What in Tolkien's name is this shit?
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 13, 2022, 06:07:30 PM
The Elfstones of Shaniqua
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: The Scott on February 13, 2022, 06:12:36 PM
A female dwarf that is black and has no beard?

A black elf with short hair?

What in Tolkien's name is this shit?

DIVERSHITTY
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Mayday on February 13, 2022, 10:29:02 PM
Whoopi goldberg and will smith in the Lord of the Rings  ???

(https://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/Seinfeld-had-enough-walks-out-cinema-theater-13573145087.gif)

This is supposed to be nordic kind of stuff.

I could understand if there were coloured folk among some of the races of men.

There was Dark Elves in Middle Earth type of stuff. Extremely common and popular in book series.

It’s just that movies always went with the tree elves which were light skinned. Kind of disappointing because the dark Elf characters were awesome.

So if it’s dark skinned dark elves, they are on the money.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: mac33 on February 14, 2022, 01:11:12 AM
Read books, don`t watch movies.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Flexacon on February 14, 2022, 01:46:57 AM
Read books, don`t watch movies.

Have an actual life and your own adventures, don't read books.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 14, 2022, 05:27:28 AM
Read Choose Your Own Adventure books!
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 15, 2022, 08:37:28 AM
Read Choose Your Own Adventure books!

Return of the Kang
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 15, 2022, 09:12:08 AM
never saw any of those foolish movies luckily
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 15, 2022, 09:16:11 AM
never saw any of those foolish movies luckily

They were great.

Definitely worth the time if you like movies.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 09:47:12 AM
Also it holds a world record for longest time not having any women on screen so it's a Getbig favorite.

Until Liv Tyler turns up and it's like you just got out of the pen.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 15, 2022, 10:32:33 AM
They were great.

Definitely worth the time if you like movies.

i like movies, just not every genre
i cant stand the fantasy, goblins, dragons, fairies, magic-powers, elves etc.

im into horror, crime, suspense, thriller movies though
not really into comedy or anything either

nothing against those who like it, just not my thing
like i hate anime stuff, where tons of folks like it
not my thing
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 10:44:43 AM
Ever seen Tightrope?

Around half eaten cookies, NEVER RELAX!
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 15, 2022, 10:49:32 AM
i like movies, just not every genre
i cant stand the fantasy, goblins, dragons, fairies, magic-powers, elves etc.

im into horror, crime, suspense, thriller movies though
not really into comedy or anything either

nothing against those who like it, just not my thing
like i hate anime stuff, where tons of folks like it
not my thing

Lord of the Kangs actually have both suspense , horror and thriller-elements.


For example, when they are chased in the Mines of Moria by Kamala Harris
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Grape Ape on February 15, 2022, 11:45:06 AM
i like movies, just not every genre
i cant stand the fantasy, goblins, dragons, fairies, magic-powers, elves etc.

im into horror, crime, suspense, thriller movies though
not really into comedy or anything either

nothing against those who like it, just not my thing
like i hate anime stuff, where tons of folks like it
not my thing

Makes sense.

Not trying to change your mind, but the story itself is epic.

This is the first 5 minutes of The Fellowship of the Ring.

If it doesn't do anything for you, you made the right choice to skip it.

Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 15, 2022, 11:59:40 AM
Makes sense.

Not trying to change your mind, but the story itself is epic.

This is the first 5 minutes of The Fellowship of the Ring.

If it doesn't do anything for you, you made the right choice to skip it.



These 5 minutes are also crucial to understanding what we must do in society today, unless we will be overrun by the Dark Horrors which now have entered Sweden, UK, France, Germany and different regions of the US.

Gym-Rat will surely realize this.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: loco on February 15, 2022, 12:17:10 PM
The drow or dark elves are a dark-skinned and white-haired subrace of elves connected to the subterranean Underdark in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy roleplaying game. The drow have traditionally been portrayed as generally evil and connected to the evil goddess Lolth.

The drow made their first statistical appearance in the Greyhawk adventure module Hall of the Fire Giant King (1978) at the end of the module, and received a lengthy writeup.

They are described as black-skinned and pale haired in appearance, around 5-feet tall and slight of build with somewhat sharp features, with large eyes and large pointed ears.

With the ability to resist magic and powerful darkvision, drow are more powerful than many of Dungeons & Dragons' races. Drow possess natural magical abilities which enables them to summon globes of darkness, outline targets in faerie fire which causes no harm but makes the target brightly visible to everyone who sees them, and create magical balls of light. They can also levitate for short periods of time. They live to extraordinarily long ages if not killed by violence first, over a thousand years in some cases. Their hearing and vision are better than that of a human being and they are difficult to sneak up on because of this. They naturally excel at moving silently. Drow also employ the unusual hand crossbow, firing small, though very lethal, darts.

In Lolth based societies, drow males are commonly wizards or fighters. Females are almost always clerics and almost never wizards.

Females tend to be bigger and stronger than males.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drow

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Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: hardgainerj on February 15, 2022, 04:03:49 PM
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Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: a_pupil on February 15, 2022, 04:06:08 PM
I thought more sophisticated getbiggers would have read the books
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Taffin on February 15, 2022, 04:12:33 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=677261.0;attach=1349775;image)

 :o

Wow - that's amazing work - did you make that!?!?!  Kudos 8)


Read books, don`t watch movies.

Yeah, I read the trilogy through a couple of times when I was around 14 or 15 - something like that.  But I haven't finished the movies yet (got stuck halfway through the Two Towers and need to go back to finish them off).  But I thought they were amazing - what really struck me was how similar it all was to the way I'd imagined it all those years ago - it was uncanny.  And who would have expected a jump scare in a kids film? LOL

(https://i.postimg.cc/QdgCQ5vD/u-https-media-giphy-com-media-Ad-H6y-Jn1-Uw-K6-Q-giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Taffin on February 15, 2022, 04:14:03 PM
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Welp!

Is it wrong to get a parsh from a comic strip? :-[ :P
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: mac33 on February 15, 2022, 11:19:38 PM
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Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Mayday on February 16, 2022, 02:51:59 AM
Read Choose Your Own Adventure books!

Gandalf asks you to go on an adventure

………….

You have selected “no”
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Kwon on February 16, 2022, 11:40:21 AM
The drow or dark elves are a dark-skinned and white-haired subrace of elves connected to the subterranean Underdark in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy roleplaying game. The drow have traditionally been portrayed as generally evil and connected to the evil goddess Lolth.

The drow made their first statistical appearance in the Greyhawk adventure module Hall of the Fire Giant King (1978) at the end of the module, and received a lengthy writeup.

They are described as black-skinned and pale haired in appearance, around 5-feet tall and slight of build with somewhat sharp features, with large eyes and large pointed ears.

With the ability to resist magic and powerful darkvision, drow are more powerful than many of Dungeons & Dragons' races. Drow possess natural magical abilities which enables them to summon globes of darkness, outline targets in faerie fire which causes no harm but makes the target brightly visible to everyone who sees them, and create magical balls of light. They can also levitate for short periods of time. They live to extraordinarily long ages if not killed by violence first, over a thousand years in some cases. Their hearing and vision are better than that of a human being and they are difficult to sneak up on because of this. They naturally excel at moving silently. Drow also employ the unusual hand crossbow, firing small, though very lethal, darts.

In Lolth based societies, drow males are commonly wizards or fighters. Females are almost always clerics and almost never wizards.

Females tend to be bigger and stronger than males.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drow

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/LnSSlfrx-Nw6NO84eiCA4UedkiM=/0x0:1558x816/fit-in/1200x630/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22528139/drizzt_cover_art.jpg)

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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/7b/56/317b561ac408da0f6af40c190e6f7765.jpg)

Those are true Dark Elves, they still have somewhat caucasian features (nose, lips, long faces etc), with somewhat asian almond eyes, but they're just Dark, not like these!

(https://i.ibb.co/ggpKVpk/OLmGKbg.jpg)
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: loco on February 16, 2022, 11:43:39 AM
Kwon ain't lying.  It is known.

(https://c.tenor.com/JiEyyeRWEMcAAAAC/it-is-known-yes.gif)
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Skeletor on May 30, 2023, 04:39:02 PM
Now Aragorn is depicted as black in Magic The Gathering card game.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxO92KsWAAEwARX?format=jpg&name=medium)


Random twitter comment: "Aragorn looks like he's about to destroy a McDonald's."
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: IroNat on May 31, 2023, 03:40:26 AM
Supposedly someone's writing books based on the movies.
Title: Re: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring?
Post by: Gym Rat on May 31, 2023, 03:54:10 AM
Not into any of that fantasy gheyness, so thats a "no"...