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Title: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 09:22:33 AM
We got Dirty Harry every night.

I used to accuse Russian novelists of getting away with their endless shit because there just wasn't anything else to do. So 800 pages was fine. What else you gonna do? Stare at the cow?

So the 70s must have been about as much fun. I got "Tightrope" on. A man in a ski mask was ominously eating a chocolate chip cookie. Then Clint came in and saw a half eaten cookie on the counter next to a cup of tea. That's when he grew suspicious. So always check for half eaten cookies when you come home.

Maybe it was raisin oatmeal.

The make my day punk one was on last night. That entire film needed to be 3 minutes long.

He can't even run 50 feet.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 15, 2022, 09:23:39 AM
one of my favorite movies of all-time is high-plains drifter
epic
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 09:37:11 AM
I always meant to use "No need for all that. If you want to get acquainted just say so."



Maybe this Dirty Harry shit was 'suspenseful' back then, but these days it's 2 hours of nothing happening. People would sit in cinemas for this. They thought it was good. None of them ever screamed MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN!
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: wes on February 15, 2022, 09:45:48 AM
Gran Torino is the shit,along with Heartbreak Ridge,

Dont be putting  down my man Clint Tape I`ll have to book a flight to Aussieland.  ;D
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 15, 2022, 09:45:52 AM
I always meant to use "No need for all that. If you want to get acquainted just say so."



Maybe this Dirty Harry shit was 'suspenseful' back then, but these days it's 2 hours of nothing happening. People would sit in cinemas for this. They thought it was good. None of them ever screamed MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN!

most older movies I now look back at are like, huh??? really???
like the charles bronson stuff, etc
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Kwon on February 15, 2022, 09:52:49 AM
Things were different back then.

WE were different back then. We had so much more patience before the MTV-era.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Andy Griffin on February 15, 2022, 09:55:31 AM
Gran Torino is the shit,along with Heartbreak Ridge,

Dont be putting  down my man Clint Tape I`ll have to book a flight to Aussieland.  ;D

Heartbreak Ridge is one of my favorites.  Too many GetBig moments to count. 
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Kwon on February 15, 2022, 09:57:09 AM
Loved Heartbreak Ridge as well


I think that was at Clints beefiest?

His Orangutang-movies were hilarious.

William Smith was a great adversary.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: funk51 on February 15, 2022, 10:05:11 AM
   
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: wes on February 15, 2022, 10:07:03 AM
Things were different back then.

WE were different back then. We had so much more patience before the MTV-era.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: wes on February 15, 2022, 10:08:25 AM
Heartbreak Ridge is one of my favorites.  Too many GetBig moments to count. 
I hear ya` great flick for sure.

I think that Tapeworm fella i drunk.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: wes on February 15, 2022, 10:09:32 AM
most older movies I now look back at are like, huh??? really???
like the charles bronson stuff, etc
I agree,some of the movies I used to love, just didn`t hold up well over time.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: wes on February 15, 2022, 10:10:48 AM
Loved Heartbreak Ridge as well


I think that was at Clints beefiest?

His Orangutang-movies were hilarious.

William Smith was a great adversary.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 15, 2022, 10:16:55 AM
one of my favorite movies of all-time is high-plains drifter
epic

Me too.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Spike on February 15, 2022, 10:22:12 AM


Joe Biden transports heavy drugs for cartel
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 10:24:11 AM
Gran Torino is the shit,along with Heartbreak Ridge,

Dont be putting  down my man Clint Tape I`ll have to book a flight to Aussieland.  ;D

Gran Torino is solid viewing beginning to end, no question. Great pace.

But I must test your dedication. Two of the longest films I ever sat through were Bird and Flags of Our Fathers. Bird could have ended a few times even though it didn't, but Flags contains no less than 6 gather-up-your-coat-and-popcorn endings, but the film persists every time.

I knew I was rolling the dice with this thread but I've had a few whiskeys, which I needed because Tightrope was on.

And quit backfiring my threadya louzy loutzes I ain't had my fill tell me when I've had enough ya loutzes.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Matt C on February 15, 2022, 10:48:45 AM
   


I'm a big fan of Death Wish IV.  ;D

I haven't watched Death Wish V yet.  If I'm not mistaken - Charles Bronson was 73 YEARS OLD when that came out.  :o

Haha, he beat Liam Neeson to it in the geriatric action star department.

Nor have I seen this Clint Eastwood movie - looks good though:

Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Kwon on February 15, 2022, 11:44:18 AM
We need more Paul Kerseys around these days


Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: BB on February 15, 2022, 12:51:15 PM
We need more Paul Kerseys around these days


Chuck Norris was going to take over the Kersey role after DWII because Bronson wanted more money, but didn't because he didn't like all the violence in it. Bronson himself didn't like DWIII, but they wound up paying him a boatload of money. Apparently, no one like director Michael Winter, and afterward, Bronson got more money and better creative control over his films.

At the time, Norris was considered the bigger star than Bronson.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Fortress on February 15, 2022, 01:24:09 PM
All the Dirty Harry flicks are BADASS.

Clint is BADASS.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: joswift on February 15, 2022, 01:48:52 PM
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: deadz on February 15, 2022, 01:50:32 PM
Gran Torino is the shit,along with Heartbreak Ridge,

Dont be putting  down my man Clint Tape I`ll have to book a flight to Aussieland.  ;D
x2 original badass.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: denarii on February 15, 2022, 02:06:00 PM
A getbig quote. But swap out alley for Mirage Hotel etc


Harry Callahan : When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Henda on February 15, 2022, 04:19:53 PM
Loved Heartbreak Ridge as well


I think that was at Clints beefiest?

His Orangutang-movies were hilarious.

William Smith was a great adversary.

X2 Heartbreak ridge was fucking awesome
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Bevo on February 15, 2022, 04:22:23 PM
Would rather watch Kevin Costner in dances with wolves on repeat
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: wes on February 15, 2022, 05:36:40 PM
Gran Torino is solid viewing beginning to end, no question. Great pace.

But I must test your dedication. Two of the longest films I ever sat through were Bird and Flags of Our Fathers. Bird could have ended a few times even though it didn't, but Flags contains no less than 6 gather-up-your-coat-and-popcorn endings, but the film persists every time.

I knew I was rolling the dice with this thread but I've had a few whiskeys, which I needed because Tightrope was on.

And quit backfiring my threadya louzy loutzes I ain't had my fill tell me when I've had enough ya loutzes.
Tape,contrary to my previous post,I hated both of those movies...and never made it to the end of either one of them which isn`t typical for me and Letters From Iwo Jima can suck a dick also.

Gonna` go get my money back from the airport for my ticket to Australia now.  ;D
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: chaos on February 15, 2022, 05:39:21 PM
We got Dirty Harry every night.

I used to accuse Russian novelists of getting away with their endless shit because there just wasn't anything else to do. So 800 pages was fine. What else you gonna do? Stare at the cow?

So the 70s must have been about as much fun. I got "Tightrope" on. A man in a ski mask was ominously eating a chocolate chip cookie. Then Clint came in and saw a half eaten cookie on the counter next to a cup of tea. That's when he grew suspicious. So always check for half eaten cookies when you come home.

Maybe it was raisin oatmeal.

The make my day punk one was on last night. That entire film needed to be 3 minutes long.

He can't even run 50 feet.
Your government is raping your ass dry and you're worried about 50 year old films ???
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: thebrink on February 15, 2022, 07:13:09 PM
Gran Torino is the shit,along with Heartbreak Ridge,

Dont be putting  down my man Clint Tape I`ll have to book a flight to Aussieland.  ;D

Are you kidding me?? Heartbreak Ridge was absolutely hilarious americanaism. Epic script.
Grand Torino was pure shit...
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Tapeworm on February 15, 2022, 07:45:58 PM
Your government is raping your ass dry and you're worried about 50 year old films ???

Fair call. Australia needs regime change.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Marvin Martian on February 15, 2022, 08:14:42 PM
one of my favorite movies of all-time is high-plains drifter
epic

Goddamn classic!!!
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: wes on February 15, 2022, 09:25:40 PM
Are you kidding me?? Heartbreak Ridge was absolutely hilarious americanaism. Epic script.
Grand Torino was pure shit...
What you talkin `bout Willis ?
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Tapeworm on February 16, 2022, 07:22:52 AM
Heartbreak Ridge

It's on right now. Needs less Stitch Jones but pretty fun so far.

Look like Clint got off his ass for the role. Solved that pencilneck he had in Dirty Harry.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: thebrink on February 16, 2022, 08:20:34 AM
It's on right now. Needs less Stitch Jones but pretty fun so far.

Look like Clint got off his ass for the role. Solved that pencilneck he had in Dirty Harry.

It's a comedic classic.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 16, 2022, 10:53:22 AM
I've never seen an Eastwood film I didn't like. High Plains Drifter is the greatest western ever.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Dreadlifter on February 16, 2022, 03:15:21 PM
I've never seen an Eastwood film I didn't like. High Plains Drifter is the greatest western ever.

This guy gets it.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Marty Champions on February 16, 2022, 04:00:19 PM
Arnold and vandam made the best movies without question
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: thebrink on February 16, 2022, 04:57:47 PM
I've never seen an Eastwood film I didn't like. High Plains Drifter is the greatest western ever.

Right turn Clide??
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 16, 2022, 05:04:28 PM
Pale Rider is my favorite Clint Eastwood flick. Love that shit.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 16, 2022, 05:29:00 PM
Didn't he live with a Hollywood Billionaire before he was famous as a "pool boy" bodybuilder type?
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Tapeworm on February 16, 2022, 06:54:38 PM
Getting my ass kicked in my own thread.


Ok. I should have said the Dirty Harry movies were shit. I caught 2/3 of Heartbreak and it was good
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: chaos on February 16, 2022, 06:58:04 PM
Fair call. Australia The entire world needs regime change.
:o
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 17, 2022, 01:53:33 AM
Pale Rider is my favorite Clint Eastwood flick. Love that shit.
Another great western.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2022, 03:02:54 AM
It's on right now. Needs less Stitch Jones but pretty fun so far.

Look like Clint got off his ass for the role. Solved that pencilneck he had in Dirty Harry.

Beefiest he ever was in Heartbreak Ridge
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2022, 03:03:37 AM
HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER AND PALE RIDER = DAT DERE BESTEST




Westerns with Supernatural Elements!
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 17, 2022, 04:19:59 AM
HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER AND PALE RIDER = DAT DERE BESTEST




Westerns with Supernatural Elements!
Don't forget Outlaw Josey Wales.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Tapeworm on February 17, 2022, 04:51:47 AM
The science changed as the situation evolved. Some Clint Eastwood movies now ok but continued vigilance is recommended.
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 17, 2022, 04:52:39 AM
The science changed as the situation evolved. Some Clint Eastwood movies now ok.
:D
Title: Re: These old Clint Eastwood movies are horrendous
Post by: Kwon on February 17, 2022, 05:05:31 AM
Yes, continued Vigilance is needed