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Title: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Matt C on February 16, 2022, 08:29:01 PM
I only heard of John about a month ago when I saw a video about Real Life Popeye Jeff Dabe on the Matt Rhodes Sports YouTube channel.  Does anyone know anything about this guy?  Seems like a true freak of nature to me.  Does anyone here arm-wrestle?  I always felt that having strong arms mattered [naturally], but that leverage [length of arm bones] made a difference too.


John is 57, which makes this all the more impressive:

Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Matt C on February 16, 2022, 08:48:44 PM
This is the video that I learned about John in...check out this genetic freak too - Jeff Dabe:

Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Tennisballz on February 16, 2022, 09:55:02 PM
Devon Larratt put a video up maybe a couple years ago it was right after he had just gotten beat by Cyplenkov.  He was back home in Canada and just walking through the snow talking to the camera.  He said that he has never in his life felt power like Cyplenkov and he said something to the effect of “I don’t know as if I would ever be able to beat Denis”.  Unfortunately Cyplenkov seems to have had some health issues and I’m not sure if he’s ever returned to arm wrestling.  Brzenk is truly The Godfather of arm wrestling though, would have been great to see him in his prime against Cyplenkov.  He was more of a 90’s early 2000’s guy, no?
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Matt on February 16, 2022, 10:28:35 PM
Devon Larratt put a video up maybe a couple years ago it was right after he had just gotten beat by Cyplenkov.  He was back home in Canada and just walking through the snow talking to the camera.  He said that he has never in his life felt power like Cyplenkov and he said something to the effect of “I don’t know as if I would ever be able to beat Denis”.  Unfortunately Cyplenkov seems to have had some health issues and I’m not sure if he’s ever returned to arm wrestling.  Brzenk is truly The Godfather of arm wrestling though, would have been great to see him in his prime against Cyplenkov.  He was more of a 90’s early 2000’s guy, no?

Funny you mentioned Denis Cyplenkov, Tennisballz...I recalled the video below with Andy Haman [RIP].

Did Andy Haman actually think he stood a chance against Denis is armwrestling?  ???

Yeah...about as much chance as Denis would have against Andy in wrestling. Anyone who trained in a sport to a high level should know that...

Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 17, 2022, 12:39:32 AM
look for the movie about brzenk, called 'pulling john' a fun watch
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 17, 2022, 01:44:39 AM
look for the movie about brzenk, called 'pulling john' a fun watch
Yes, it is. I met him and his brother over 20 years ago and they seemed like really nice guys.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Matt C on February 17, 2022, 03:43:45 AM
look for the movie about brzenk, called 'pulling john' a fun watch

I haven't heard of that.  The movie below, I have heard about but have not watched.  Have you watched this one?:
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 17, 2022, 04:22:12 AM
Good movie although ridiculous watching scrawny Stallone crushing 300 pound armwrestlers. "Meet me halfway......across the sky...."
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: oldschoolfan on February 17, 2022, 04:47:05 AM
Cyko will never arm wrestle again his heavy drug use caught up to him and had a stroke
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 17, 2022, 04:54:01 AM
Cyko will never arm wrestle again his heavy drug use caught up to him and had a stroke
Doesn't a stroke only paralyze one side of the body? ;D
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Spike on February 17, 2022, 05:00:23 AM
I haven't heard of that.  The movie below, I have heard about but have not watched.  Have you watched this one?:

was the guy on the cover the same one who was living in his van behind golds Venice in bigger faster stronger

I stopped taking bb'ing seriously as an adult male in his 30s after I saw that - fck deadlifting more than anyone , Id rather have a bath tub when Im 50 than have to whip my ass with last weeks newspaper
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 17, 2022, 08:07:18 AM
I haven't heard of that.  The movie below, I have heard about but have not watched.  Have you watched this one?:

saw that when i was younger of course, gay movie
the brzenk one is a documentary
not a stallone fairy-tale
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Mothballs on February 17, 2022, 09:30:09 AM
All of you muscle worshipping maricons have obviously never seen Schoolboy.


Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: MAXX on February 17, 2022, 11:33:01 AM
Yes Brzenk is the greatest armwrestler ever lived.

At any time in the last... what... 40 years, he has been anything from top 1 to top 3, in the world. Can any person in any other sport say the same?

watching him destroy chemical experiment Cyplenkov twice in his prime was fucking funny to witness
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 17, 2022, 11:35:13 AM
All of you muscle worshipping maricons have obviously never seen Schoolboy.



That kid must have steel cables for tendons.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: MAXX on February 17, 2022, 11:36:44 AM
That kid must have steel cables for tendons.
Larry is still a pretty terrible armwrestler.

He still after what 2 years, hasn't even learned how to apply side pressure.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Skeletor on February 17, 2022, 11:45:00 AM
Devon Larratt put a video up maybe a couple years ago it was right after he had just gotten beat by Cyplenkov.  He was back home in Canada and just walking through the snow talking to the camera.  He said that he has never in his life felt power like Cyplenkov and he said something to the effect of “I don’t know as if I would ever be able to beat Denis”.  Unfortunately Cyplenkov seems to have had some health issues and I’m not sure if he’s ever returned to arm wrestling.  Brzenk is truly The Godfather of arm wrestling though, would have been great to see him in his prime against Cyplenkov.  He was more of a 90’s early 2000’s guy, no?

GOAT not just for arm wrestling but for almost any sport if you consider his career span (almost 40 years) and the caliber of his opponents. Also, no shitty "kings move".

He did go against Denis Cyplenkov several times:



Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: mac33 on February 17, 2022, 12:21:04 PM
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: wes on February 17, 2022, 12:25:24 PM
We had three World Champion arm wrestlers back ay my old gym years ago.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Tennisballz on February 17, 2022, 12:53:40 PM
GOAT not just for arm wrestling but for almost any sport if you consider his career span (almost 40 years) and the caliber of his opponents. Also, no shitty "kings move".

He did go against Denis Cyplenkov several times:


I didn’t know they actually ever competed against each other.  Thanks for posting that.  I hate that kings move garbage. 
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: thebrink on February 17, 2022, 05:07:31 PM
John is definitely the greatest of all time.
But Levan is the strongest armwrestler to ever live as well as being one of the strongest human beings on the planet.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: thebrink on February 17, 2022, 05:11:48 PM


Epic.

The fact that the Canadian government and the CBC is calling the protest a fringe minority, while a former member of the special forces participates really says something...
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Matt on February 18, 2022, 12:52:11 AM
GOAT not just for arm wrestling but for almost any sport if you consider his career span (almost 40 years) and the caliber of his opponents. Also, no shitty "kings move".

I had no idea what that was...so I just searched for it online...Brzenk doesn't do that move?

Wouldn't any champion have to use all the tools necessary? Or is this a move that you can avoid with enough experience?

Also, what is happening when the match ends almost immediately? Do their hands slip...or are they throwing the match on purpose?
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 18, 2022, 01:07:00 AM
many give todd crap for using the kings move, but its allowed in the rules
the same people think its ok when larrat climbs the table and wraps his legs around the table-legs for support
so they all use any tools they can to win

its more the fan-boy type who feel like they are out there 'doing battle" rather than their favorite hero. (the ones complaining)
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: kreator on February 18, 2022, 01:07:19 AM
was the guy on the cover the same one who was living in his van behind golds Venice in bigger faster stronger

I stopped taking bb'ing seriously as an adult male in his 30s after I saw that - fck deadlifting more than anyone , Id rather have a bath tub when Im 50 than have to whip my ass with last weeks newspaper

think that was another guy from the movie. The more permabulker BB type that stallone also ''beat''
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 18, 2022, 01:51:32 AM
many give todd crap for using the kings move, but its allowed in the rules
the same people think its ok when larrat climbs the table and wraps his legs around the table-legs for support
so they all use any tools they can to win

its more the fan-boy type who feel like they are out there 'doing battle" rather than their favorite hero. (the ones complaining)
I would bang Larrat's wife. She is an armwrestler too and is very intense. Probably great in bed.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Matt on February 18, 2022, 01:54:22 AM
That was Bruce Wey.  I broke his arm in the Nationals in 1983.  He came back from the hospital in time to see me win and have m sign his cast.  He was known as a wild man.  He usually ate lit cigars on stage while you gripped hands.  His face was covered with hair.  He once ate a live parakeet.  He did drink oil once but ended up going to the hospital to gethis stomach pumped.

In the movie Alka Seltzer was a big sponsor.  I think for $500,000 product placement.  They were trying to figure out how to get a scene in the movie in order to have the product fit in.  So they found Bruce.  In the movie it was actually honey.

Just about every guy that eneded up in the final cut were pros or ex pros.  Ric who ended up taking the art I had originally after Big John Studd quit I don't think ever won a major pro event.  He had a  great look about him.

Short story about me and Bruce and the film.  They actually shot the final scene (competition) during the actual IAC World Championships.  As the picture below shows.  We me and Bruce had to go up againzt each other.  So now all the cameras came over to our table to film us.  As we lock up I feel someting on my shoulders and its Stallone hanging on my right shoulder lokking over to see our match.  The cameras were on Bruce and my camera right.  Well I got a little pissed and let go of the grip and turned around and looked at Sly and said excuse me.  He said sorry and back away.  We lock up again and they say go and about 2 seconds into the match I feel Sly touched my shoulder durng an actual match.  I eneded up beating Bruce on about 20 second or so can't remember.  But, I turned around and looked down at Sly and said f**k you and pushed him down.  He fell on his ass and about 10 guys come running up on stage to pick him up.  I leave the stage to sit with my friends and they all high fived me.  Nothing happened and he left the stage. 

The production made the competition last 19 hours.  They wouldn't people leave the audience who worked as extras.  They actually locked the doors.  they fed everyone and most people got pics.  I remember sitting with two girls and they were talking to me and taking pics and one of them asked me where Sly was.  He came walking in with 10 or so bodyguards and I pointed at him and said there he is.  They both look at him and at the same time said "Man is he skinny".  He weighed about 175 for the movie.  They put sandbags on the scale to increase his weight to 190 or so.

[1] Is Keith boasting about physically assaulting Sylvester Stallone there?  ???

[2] The story about those girls is suspect to me. Would women really say that? I could picture them saying "[Sylvester Stallone] looks smaller than I expected him to be" [given that Sly was only around 5'7" in real life], but I just don't think they'd call him skinny in the fashion that Keith described.

[3] Did Keith [RIP] have the most serious case of Uncle Rico Syndrome of any human being in history, as the post above shows? Just recounting his glory days over and over again. One or the funniest threads I ever read on here was one that had the title "I just got bitten by a spider". I opened it knowing I was in for a laugh, and it read "Will I become a fat disgusting piece of shit", and had a photo of Keith/onlyme in it.  ;D NOW HANG ON...I'm ordinarily not one to bash someone for their obesity, but I laughed because I knew the thread was going to be about Keith before I opened it.

RIP Keith Jones AKA onlyme.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: BB on February 18, 2022, 02:13:23 AM
Keith's old youtube channel -

https://www.youtube.com/user/hawaiifit/videos (https://www.youtube.com/user/hawaiifit/videos).

This Groodrum thing I never saw posted -

.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Matt C on February 18, 2022, 03:59:59 AM
I remember sitting with two girls and they were talking to me and taking pics and one of them asked me where Sly was.  He came walking in with 10 or so bodyguards and I pointed at him and said there he is.  They both look at him and at the same time said "Man is he skinny".  He weighed about 175 for the movie.  They put sandbags on the scale to increase his weight to 190 or so.

Cool story, given that sandbags weigh around 35- to 40-lb.
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: falco on February 18, 2022, 07:12:37 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=677345.0;attach=1351142;image)

king's move is fine IF done within the rules. Got a bad reputation because WAL referees did a lousy job with Michael Todd specifically (notice picture above). Elbow out of the pad and shoulder under the table line. Made him won matches.

When Todd competes outside WAL with different referees he loses any kind of advantage:



Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Mothballs on February 18, 2022, 07:19:40 AM
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: thebrink on February 18, 2022, 05:40:35 PM
I had no idea what that was...so I just searched for it online...Brzenk doesn't do that move?

Wouldn't any champion have to use all the tools necessary? Or is this a move that you can avoid with enough experience?

Also, what is happening when the match ends almost immediately? Do their hands slip...or are they throwing the match on purpose?

Without the quasi illegal kings move, Devon would not have beaten John in their last match. John is still ridiculously strong
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: thebrink on February 18, 2022, 05:43:13 PM
many give todd crap for using the kings move, but its allowed in the rules
the same people think its ok when larrat climbs the table and wraps his legs around the table-legs for support
so they all use any tools they can to win

its more the fan-boy type who feel like they are out there 'doing battle" rather than their favorite hero. (the ones complaining)

Levan will crush both of them kings move or not, as we're gonna see this June when Levan tears Devon's arm out of his socket
Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: Gym-Rat on May 26, 2022, 01:21:03 AM
Brzenk wins..

Title: Re: John Brzenk - GOAT of Armwrestling.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 26, 2022, 03:35:39 AM
[3] Did Keith [RIP] have the most serious case of Uncle Rico Syndrome of any human being in history, as the post above shows? Just recounting his glory days over and over again. One or the funniest threads I ever read on here was one that had the title "I just got bitten by a spider". I opened it knowing I was in for a laugh, and it read "Will I become a fat disgusting piece of shit", and had a photo of Keith/onlyme in it.  ;D NOW HANG ON...I'm ordinarily not one to bash someone for their obesity, but I laughed because I knew the thread was going to be about Keith before I opened it.

RIP Keith Jones AKA onlyme.

100% but when you're as fat as he was what else is there to do