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Title: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: old-school-lifter on February 23, 2022, 08:37:19 PM
hey all

have the measurements ever been verified of these guys?

who takes the title of the biggest cock or is there someone else who trumps them?

Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: AbrahamG on February 23, 2022, 08:43:55 PM
Will you be signing up for the 1st Annual Getbig.com Hanging Dong contest?  Who would you handicap as the early front runner(s)?  Certainly, VVV has to be in the discussion along with Bhank and his baby's arm.  I'm having an engineer retrofit an old shoe horn to use on my own cock.  If it works I'm going to have one made and sent over to Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada for a friend of ours.  If it works as I hope it does, he should be able to soar well beyond 6.45inches and into the 7's. 

For what it's worth, NO HOMO.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: old-school-lifter on February 23, 2022, 09:00:56 PM
i wish
id sell my soul to the devil to have a huge dong

im average with viagra/cialis and a vaccuum pump  :(

NO HOMO!
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: Matt on February 23, 2022, 09:12:34 PM
hey all

have the measurements ever been verified of these guys?

who takes the title of the biggest cock or is there someone else who trumps them?

Ron Jeremy's penis was measured at length [pun intended] prior to him being incarcerated for multiple rape accusations in June of 2020. Ron's penis is 9.75", and he claimed that John Holmes' penis was 12" even.

The most common exaggerated claim was 13.5", with ranges between 13-15" given routinely. But Ron said it was 12.

I have no idea reason to doubt Ron's claim. It seems to be that Ron was being truthful with his 9.75" claim, but would have it rounded to 10" in media sometimes. Ron even said that at other times, it would even be rounded to 12".

I've never heard of those other guys. I was never been much of a porn watcher, and stopped watching it completely in May of 2019. But I did watch the documentaries "Porndemic" and "After Porn Ends" in the last week or so. And just yesterday, I watched Ron Jeremy's documentary "Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy" on XHamster. It was removed from YouTube, based on its content.

Everyone who knows me knows that I have a thing for encyclopedia type facts and figures - hence having knowledge about the size of John Holmes AIDS infected cock.

Also, John Holmes was a bit of a household name.

But the claims of him having a 14" dick, or having slept with 14,000 women were both bullshit [the latter being impossible unless he had sex with two different women a day, every day, from 1969 when he started in porn, through to 1988, when he died of AIDS].

I actually have much more to say on this topic, LOL. I am a bit of an Ironage porn star historian [but like Adam Carolla said in his recent podcast with Peter North, there were only like 18 main porn stars in the 1980's - so it's not hard to know them all by name - especially if you are good with names].
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: Matt on February 23, 2022, 09:16:24 PM
Will you be signing up for the 1st Annual Getbig.com Hanging Dong contest?  Who would you handicap as the early front runner(s)?  Certainly, VVV has to be in the discussion along with Bhank and his baby's arm.  I'm having an engineer retrofit an old shoe horn to use on my own cock.  If it works I'm going to have one made and sent over to Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada for a friend of ours.  If it works as I hope it does, he should be able to soar well beyond 6.45inches and into the 7's. 

For what it's worth, NO HOMO.

I will be sending my dick pics to OneMoreRep for size verification once I get my old laptop fixed.  ;D

The dumb shit who I bought my new laptop from was supposed to transfer all the data, but instead just took the components out, and returned it to me all in a bag.  ::)

What's the ideal penis size for a woman anyway? I'm guessing around 7"?
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: AbrahamG on February 23, 2022, 09:21:27 PM
I will be sending my dick pics to OneMoreRep for size verification once I get my old laptop fixed.  ;D

The dumb shit who I bought my new laptop from was supposed to transfer all the data, but instead just took the components out, and returned it to me all in a bag.  ::)

What's the ideal penis size for a woman anyway? I'm guessing around 7"?

I'm hoping the committee will have the information out shortly after their Easter recess.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: Moontrane on February 23, 2022, 09:26:26 PM
Some dude commented that he was on the ground doing a group sex scene with Holmes and that, at full steam, Holmes was like a Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer flying above.

Don’t visualize it.  DON’T VISUALIZE IT, DAMMIT! 
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: Rusty Trombone on February 23, 2022, 11:07:38 PM
You can not ungay this even with saying no homo.

And who is Ramon and John Rasputin... Lex Steele has the longest cock and Mandingo, if the KneeGrows count.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: TheFranchise on February 23, 2022, 11:17:00 PM
Danny Dong > Lex Steele


No homo.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: wes on February 24, 2022, 12:02:40 AM
 :-[
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: wes on February 24, 2022, 12:07:01 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: wes on February 24, 2022, 12:07:40 AM
Ungaying one of the gayest threads in a while.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: AbrahamG on February 24, 2022, 12:15:50 AM
8)

(S)he does a great job of tucking the COCK!
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: wes on February 24, 2022, 12:46:16 AM
(S)he does a great job of tucking the COCK!
:D
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on February 24, 2022, 02:30:34 AM
I am hung like a Dartmoor pony. I believe this will be a hotly contested battle between myself, IrishDave, Pamith, Dr. Singh, SF1900, Goodrum, and Vince B.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: Kwon on February 24, 2022, 02:56:51 AM
You can not ungay this even with saying no homo.

And who is Ramon and John Rasputin... Lex Steele has the longest cock and Mandingo, if the KneeGrows count.

Unfortunately, the unstoppable "NO HOMO" works in all cases.

You become clean of any homerific taint by adding "NO HOMO" at the end.

Suck a guys dick and end with "NO HOMO" and it's all forgotten.


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Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: The Scott on February 24, 2022, 04:50:51 AM
There are some big dicks on this forum and they're all cucktards.  Of course, there is that one exception to the rule so the winner of the title of "Getbigs Biggest Dick" goes to bhanky.

As usual, bhanky and the cucks will glowworm themselves because they don't understand the difference between have a large penis and being a big dick.
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: old-school-lifter on February 24, 2022, 06:01:33 PM
Ramon is the guy in the bang bro's videos from the late 90's i think

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/bang-bus-porn-star-raul-ramon-armenteros-busted-for-keeping-21-farm-animals-locked-in-hot-car-6558666
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: wes on February 24, 2022, 06:05:02 PM
Ramon is the guy in the bang bro's videos from the late 90's i think

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/bang-bus-porn-star-raul-ramon-armenteros-busted-for-keeping-21-farm-animals-locked-in-hot-car-6558666

Pornstar - Check
Farm Animals - Check
Not clicking on link - Check

;D
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: Flexacon on February 24, 2022, 06:07:57 PM
i wish
id sell my soul to the devil to have a huge dong

im average with viagra/cialis and a vaccuum pump  :(

NO HOMO!

If you had a huge dong you'd just take it for granted. No homo

I know a guy with a huge dong and he always complains about being treated like a piece of meat by women and never being able to get in balls deep. Thinking about penis reduction too





Yes. That poor guy is me  :'(
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: old-school-lifter on February 24, 2022, 06:27:08 PM
Pornstar - Check
Farm Animals - Check
Not clicking on link - Check

;D

haha
no, its safe!
Title: Re: Who is the biggest? Roccovs Manuelvs RamonVJohn holmesV John Rasputin (NO HOMO!)
Post by: old-school-lifter on February 24, 2022, 06:28:48 PM
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/porn-star-arrested-car-filled-with-animals_n_901541