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Title: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 04, 2022, 04:50:49 AM


Also legs are improving
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: French on April 04, 2022, 04:58:17 AM
even filming, you can't do it right.
do you have any form of mental disability, cognitive impairment + dyslexia?

Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Matt on April 04, 2022, 04:59:53 AM
bhank,

I had just watched this on YouTube, within the past half hour:

Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Rambone on April 04, 2022, 05:51:41 AM
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Taffin on April 04, 2022, 06:00:37 AM
Get yourself a crossbow - venison is an excellent source of protein
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Taffin on April 04, 2022, 06:01:30 AM
even filming, you can't do it right.
do you have any form of mental disability, cognitive impairment + dyslexia?

Well he's told us he was "born awesome" and isn't that what they tell all retarded kids...? ;D
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Gym-Rat on April 04, 2022, 06:29:30 AM
got those fuckers all over the place around me.
If food shortages become a thing around here, I'll be putting one of my rifles to good use.
The same for those wild-turkeys (calm down Shizzo) fuckers run around here 30+ at a time...
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: wes on April 04, 2022, 06:33:50 AM
Yet another pic from TODAY from our resident attention whore......look at me everybody....look at me.  LOL ;D

Fag
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 04, 2022, 07:07:48 AM
Yet another pic from TODAY from our resident attention whore......look at me everybody....look at me.  LOL ;D

Fag

Just wanted to give you all the chance to say I don't train have made no gains and have polio legs.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 07:13:36 AM
Are deer rare where you live?
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 04, 2022, 07:15:16 AM
Are deer rare where you live?

No but I guess I keep forgetting this board hates women, children, and animals
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Cook on April 04, 2022, 07:40:59 AM
We have wild hogs all over the place late at night oh and your legs are awesome ::)
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: wes on April 04, 2022, 07:45:08 AM
Just wanted to give you all the chance to say I don't train have made no gains and have polio legs.
OK I`ll bite.... you don't train have made no gains and have polio legs.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: wes on April 04, 2022, 07:46:21 AM
Tons of deer up here on northern n.y. state....see them daily.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 07:49:05 AM
Guys post pics of these animals roaming your yards.

Or be called liars!!!
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 04, 2022, 08:01:28 AM
We have wild hogs all over the place late at night oh and your legs are awesome ::)

I didn't say they were awesome. This is my toughest pose and will be what makes or brakes me if I do another contest. I could post my best pose but what's the point. If I don't get this one up to standard I can't win regardless. Its my weak leg and it is from the side which shows the glutes and hams and leg mass circumference that leg extensions and a front pose with low bodyfat can't hide. I noticed when I did a show it was clearly my weakest link and have been trying to bring it up. Also biggest fear is getting that sucked in old man ass with no hams no quads and can't wear shorts without your balls hanging out due to your stick legs.  It may be too little too late but have to trust the process.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: TheShape. on April 04, 2022, 08:43:46 AM


Also legs are improving
They actually do look improved, consider upping your dose. We want you 700 lbs RIPPED.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: njflex on April 04, 2022, 09:23:05 AM
GOOD legs on those deer..
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: joswift on April 04, 2022, 09:51:25 AM
the deer have better legs than you
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: michael arvilla on April 04, 2022, 10:40:08 AM
Fuck the Deer man what a gorgeous home/ Corvette and land/ acreage!!…
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Cook on April 04, 2022, 10:43:33 AM
I didn't say they were awesome. This is my toughest pose and will be what makes or brakes me if I do another contest. I could post my best pose but what's the point. If I don't get this one up to standard I can't win regardless. Its my weak leg and it is from the side which shows the glutes and hams and leg mass circumference that leg extensions and a front pose with low bodyfat can't hide. I noticed when I did a show it was clearly my weakest link and have been trying to bring it up. Also biggest fear is getting that sucked in old man ass with no hams no quads and can't wear shorts without your balls hanging out due to your stick legs.  It may be too little too late but have to trust the process.
Lighten up bud.Hell I am probably the only one on here who hasn’t been making fun of you.Keep training and do your best man.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Princess L on April 04, 2022, 11:06:14 AM



It's not good for deer to be fed in the winter, in fact it can be detrimental to them.  Their stomachs are not accustomed to digesting foods not found in their natural habitat.

"Eating corn can mess with their digestive system and make it hard to absorb other foods. This will then dehydrate the deer and kill it."

"When it comes to feeding deer at any point in the year, you need to take into consideration their bodies’ current state. "

https://gudgear.com/what-do-deer-eat-in-the-winter/
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 11:26:46 AM
We have wild hogs all over the place late at night oh and your legs are awesome ::)
Don't bring Booty into this.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: _bruce_ on April 04, 2022, 12:09:55 PM
the deer have better legs than you

Cruelty towards storks is a crime.  >:(
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 04, 2022, 12:15:02 PM
like Tony Soprano and the ducks
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Taffin on April 04, 2022, 12:26:25 PM
like Tony Soprano and the ducks

Are you suggesting that bhanky hides his bio-identical hormone supplements in the deer food..?
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2022, 01:03:47 PM
Well he's told us he was "born awesome" and isn't that what they tell all retarded kids...? ;D

Bhanky is "special".
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2022, 01:05:06 PM
Guys post pics of these animals roaming your yards.

Or be called liars!!!

If you ain't got deer you ain't sh8t.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Taffin on April 04, 2022, 01:06:05 PM
Bhanky is "special".

You saying his carers are taking his pics..? :o
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2022, 01:07:30 PM
Taffy funny!
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Teutonic Knight on April 04, 2022, 02:35:20 PM
Bhanky is "special".

Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: BB on April 04, 2022, 02:48:37 PM
Buy one of these head pieces, and go sneak up on them -

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/fa/46/95fa4663f01598d01e87431836ec30b2.jpg).

Maybe if you're lucky, you could lock antlers, and get some neck training in. Imagine Hankins and a majestic Carolinas 8 pointer locked in horned combat.

(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/red-deer-stags-fighting-cervus-260nw-278141312.jpg).
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: GymnJuice on April 04, 2022, 03:01:55 PM
How does Rocky interact with the deer?
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 04, 2022, 03:14:26 PM
How does Rocky interact with the deer?

I no longer discuss any animals living now previously or in the future in the home. Serval cats can and have taken small deer in the wild. I doubt they would pose any threat to an adult NC white tail, but a baby deer yes a male adult Serval the size of Rocky could take one if he was hungry and motivated.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: joswift on April 04, 2022, 03:16:00 PM
I no longer discuss any animals living now previously or in the future in the home in case they escape again. Serval cats can and have taken small deer in the wild. I doubt they would pose any threat to an adult NC white tail, but a baby deer yes a male adult Serval the size of Rocky could take one if he was hungry and motivated.

fixed
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 03:16:21 PM
I no longer discuss any animals living now previously or in the future in the home. Serval cats can and have taken small deer in the wild. I doubt they would pose any threat to an adult NC white tail, but a baby deer yes a male adult Serval the size of Rocky could take one if he was hungry and motivated.

So you’re only going to discuss the animals that live outside?

Don’t leave us hanging!
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: wes on April 04, 2022, 03:16:30 PM
"Not to brag"...then proceeds to brag.  :D
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: BB on April 04, 2022, 03:30:40 PM
(https://media.13newsnow.com/assets/WVEC/images/c93a75a0-c76d-4e76-a90a-f50d31dd1d5a/c93a75a0-c76d-4e76-a90a-f50d31dd1d5a_1920x1080.jpg).

The face when your Serval cat tells you he's going to escape and your bitch ass better not do anything if you know what's good for you.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: CalvinH on April 04, 2022, 04:37:20 PM
Deer ticks.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: keanu on April 04, 2022, 04:42:19 PM


Also legs are improving
Your forearm looks rock solid in that pic. Beautiful property there.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2022, 05:35:34 PM
Bhanky, do a Lee Priest and get your ankle bracelet tatoo removed.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 04, 2022, 07:16:03 PM
Bhanky, do a Lee Priest and get your ankle bracelet tatoo removed.

I have never had a tattoo removed the girlfriend is moving in though and wants me to remove the finger tattoo
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: chaos on April 04, 2022, 07:32:57 PM
fixed
;D
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Fortress on April 04, 2022, 07:40:20 PM
Your legs look like shit.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 05, 2022, 01:18:24 AM
Buy one of these head pieces, and go sneak up on them -

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/fa/46/95fa4663f01598d01e87431836ec30b2.jpg).

Maybe if you're lucky, you could lock antlers, and get some neck training in. Imagine Hankins and a majestic Carolinas 8 pointer locked in horned combat.

(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/red-deer-stags-fighting-cervus-260nw-278141312.jpg).
She wants to get mounted by a buck.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: King Shizzo on April 05, 2022, 03:27:13 AM
I have never had a tattoo removed the girlfriend is moving in though and wants me to remove the finger tattoo
So.... she has three kids from some other guy, and a ring tattoo on her finger.

You are the only dude she could get.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: BB on April 05, 2022, 04:12:18 AM
So.... she has three kids from some other guy, and a ring tattoo on her finger.

You are the only dude she could get.

Damn Hankins, Shizzo just shit on you. And you've seen Shizzo, that's a lot of shit.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: King Shizzo on April 05, 2022, 04:16:16 AM
Damn Hankins, Shizzo just shit on you. And you've seen Shizzo, that's a lot of shit.
I'm a real man.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: BB on April 05, 2022, 04:27:02 AM
I'm a real man.

As a bald man yourself, do you find Hankins hanging on to those few dying strands embarrassing?
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: King Shizzo on April 05, 2022, 04:33:11 AM
As a bald man yourself, do you find Hankins hanging on to those few dying strands embarrassing?
Absolutely, guys like the Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jason Statham, proved it.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: GymnJuice on April 05, 2022, 04:42:45 AM
I have never had a tattoo removed the girlfriend is moving in though and wants me to remove the finger tattoo

It will be a lot harder to get her to move out than it was to move her in. All those women running around in your house will get to you eventually. And your face doesn't look like it could handle that much estrogen.

On the brighter side she may get you to fix up the inside of your place a bit.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 04:51:24 AM
So.... she has three kids from some other guy, and a ring tattoo on her finger.

You are the only dude she could get.

She does not have a ring tattoo. I have an anti marriage tattoo on my ring finger and it's not a fucking ring. Some other guy is her ex-husband. She was dating someone else when I first started talking to her. She is a wonderful woman. Children are not a bad thing and one of them is grown and in college anyway. Her 2 daughters that will be living with us are as pleasant as can be and like sisters to my son. It's not like she has 3 teenage sons with authority issues who hate me.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 05:06:00 AM
I have never had a tattoo removed the girlfriend is moving in though and wants me to remove the finger tattoo

Bad move. 

She's trying to change you already.

There's still time to save yourself.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: GymnJuice on April 05, 2022, 05:11:02 AM
Bad move.

She's trying to change you already.

There's still time to save yourself.

Next to go after the tattoo will be either the serval cat or the racing cars.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 05:12:42 AM
Next to go after the tattoo will be either the serval cat or the racing cars.

Bhanky is rationalizing about it.

He must be desperate for sex.

Truly lacks common sense.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 05:12:56 AM
Next to go after the tattoo will be either the serval cat or the racing cars.

I never said I planned to remove the tattoo but yeah she wants the pool table out of the living room Ha
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Flexacon on April 05, 2022, 05:13:10 AM
She does not have a ring tattoo. I have an anti marriage tattoo on my ring finger and it's not a fucking ring. Some other guy is her ex-husband. She was dating someone else when I first started talking to her. She is a wonderful woman. Children are not a bad thing and one of them is grown and in college anyway. Her 2 daughters that will be living with us are as pleasant as can be and like sisters to my son. It's not like she has 3 teenage sons with authority issues who hate me.

Your posts from the past couple of weeks all make sense now. Defending single women who have kids and how a womans behaviour in a relationship is a product of how you treat them.

No amount of you trying to justify what is happening makes this acceptable. You are allowing yourself to get cucked.

Also is the college daughter hot?
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 05:15:22 AM
Your posts from the past couple of weeks all make sense now. Defending single women who have kids and how a womans behaviour in a relationship is a product of how you treat them.

No amount of you trying to justify what is happening makes this acceptable. You are allowing yourself to get cucked.

Also is the college daughter hot?

Shocking revelation huh imagine that and women with children don't need anyone to defend them they haven't done anything wrong. How am I being cucked exactly? She isn't moving in with her fucking boyfriend. And her college age daughter is a child. I am not attracted to children.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 05:16:01 AM
Doesn't she have her own place? 

She's a lawyer.  Can't she afford to live by herself?

Seriously, you are making a mistake, Bhanky.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 05:16:52 AM
Shocking revelation huh imagine that and women with children don't need anyone to defend them they haven't done anything wrong. How am I being cucked exactly? She isn't moving in with her fucking boyfriend. And her college age daughter is a child. I am not attracted to children.

White Knight Bhanky.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 05:19:44 AM
Doesn't she have her own place? 

She's a lawyer.  Can't she afford to live by herself?

Seriously, you are making a mistake, Bhanky.

She owns a home but we want to live together. We actually enjoy each other's company and I have a big house plenty of room for everyone. You can't just give up on relationships and women like Matt because the last 100 went sour you have to stay positive and keep trying in life.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Flexacon on April 05, 2022, 05:30:30 AM
Shocking revelation huh imagine that and women with children don't need anyone to defend them they haven't done anything wrong. How am I being cucked exactly? She isn't moving in with her fucking boyfriend. And her college age daughter is a child. I am not attracted to children.

womans behaviour in a relationship is a product of how you treat them.

Yes you like highlighting this, but then conveniently ignore the questions about what went wrong with your ex wife.

How am I being cucked exactly?

There is no point explaining this if you don't see it already. It's not like it isn't obvious.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 05:31:26 AM
She owns a home but we want to live together. We actually enjoy each other's company and I have a big house plenty of room for everyone. You can't just give up on relationships and women like Matt because the last 100 went sour you have to stay positive and keep trying in life.

Bad logic.

Why don't you move into her house instead?

Think, McFly, think!
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 05:33:59 AM
Bad logic.

Why don't you move into her house instead?

Think, McFly, think!

My house is nicer
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 05:35:41 AM
It will be a lot harder to get her to move out than it was to move her in. All those women running around in your house will get to you eventually. And your face doesn't look like it could handle that much estrogen.

On the brighter side she may get you to fix up the inside of your place a bit.

Bhanky will be the one moving out of his own house.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: joswift on April 05, 2022, 07:35:47 AM
She does not have a ring tattoo. I have an anti marriage tattoo on my ring finger and it's not a fucking ring. Some other guy is her ex-husband. She was dating someone else when I first started talking to her. She is a wonderful woman. Children are not a bad thing and one of them is grown and in college anyway. Her 2 daughters that will be living with us are as pleasant as can be and like sisters to my son. It's not like she has 3 teenage sons with authority issues who hate me.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/WvixhOVEixWZUEH8la/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Rambone on April 05, 2022, 07:45:58 AM
Bad logic.

Why don't you move into her house instead?

Think, McFly, think!

(https://c.tenor.com/vVUv4h9rGUYAAAAC/back-to-the-future-mc-fly.gif)
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: joswift on April 05, 2022, 07:54:29 AM
My house is nicer

You wont be saying that when you have to move out when she takes the house off you for spousal abuse

She knows your record, one phone call and you will be out on the streets
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 08:43:42 AM
You wont be saying that when you have to move out when she takes the house off you for spousal abuse

She knows your record, one phone call and you will be out on the streets

Damn straight.

None are so blind as him who cannot see. 

Save yourself Bhanky.

Don't step in a bucket of sh8t.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: joswift on April 05, 2022, 09:24:07 AM
White Knight Bhanky.
Shes lawyer hes saving not a homeless girl from the beach..
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 10:18:08 AM
Shes lawyer hes saving not a homeless girl from the beach..

Maybe she is saving me
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: GymnJuice on April 05, 2022, 10:53:28 AM
She owns a home but we want to live together. We actually enjoy each other's company and I have a big house plenty of room for everyone. You can't just give up on relationships and women like Matt because the last 100 went sour you have to stay positive and keep trying in life.

Keep a happy medium. Keep dating her but don't let her and her kids move in to your house. You're already removing the tattoo and removing the pool table. Soon her daughters will want the bathrooms redone, they'll want a fence up around your pool to keep the kids from falling in, you'll be driving them to school and practices and whatever else cause you're free and their mom isn't. Then when the relationship ends you gotta figure out how to kick both her and her kids out of the house. It will be very messy.

What's the downside to her not moving in? You have to drive to see her? Who cares?
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 12:23:10 PM
Keep a happy medium. Keep dating her but don't let her and her kids move in to your house. You're already removing the tattoo and removing the pool table. Soon her daughters will want the bathrooms redone, they'll want a fence up around your pool to keep the kids from falling in, you'll be driving them to school and practices and whatever else cause you're free and their mom isn't. Then when the relationship ends you gotta figure out how to kick both her and her kids out of the house. It will be very messy.

What's the downside to her not moving in? You have to drive to see her? Who cares?

Excellent advices.

Take heed, Bhanky.

We don't want to see you go down the road to ruin.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bLuEeYes on April 05, 2022, 01:17:42 PM
Keep a happy medium. Keep dating her but don't let her and her kids move in to your house. You're already removing the tattoo and removing the pool table. Soon her daughters will want the bathrooms redone, they'll want a fence up around your pool to keep the kids from falling in, you'll be driving them to school and practices and whatever else cause you're free and their mom isn't. Then when the relationship ends you gotta figure out how to kick both her and her kids out of the house. It will be very messy.

What's the downside to her not moving in? You have to drive to see her? Who cares?

x 2

If she already want you to move the pool table, she is bossing you around and will keep doing so. You should not let her move in.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: michael arvilla on April 05, 2022, 01:24:17 PM
Keep a happy medium. Keep dating her but don't let her and her kids move in to your house. You're already removing the tattoo and removing the pool table. Soon her daughters will want the bathrooms redone, they'll want a fence up around your pool to keep the kids from falling in, you'll be driving them to school and practices and whatever else cause you're free and their mom isn't. Then when the relationship ends you gotta figure out how to kick both her and her kids out of the house. It will be very messy.

What's the downside to her not moving in? You have to drive to see her? Who cares?
.    …. Wow ., this is actually sound/ great advice! ( respect for thinking this out and posting it!)  * let me just add even after the kids grow up they are constantly moving back home and then out again (once they have kids of their own they move back “ home “ to save money and the boyfriend is usually with them … they will turn your once nice home into a zoo! .. it’s constant turmoil with people moving in And out .., any semblance of peace you once had is gone! … it’s just a mess with her kids and her kids kids …. You don’t want to put your son thru all that! (Trust me take some great advice being offered here)
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bLuEeYes on April 05, 2022, 01:40:52 PM
It will mess up your gains. It's a relentless life where you'll never rest.

You'll find missing food from your fridge. Your corvette will be driven by her kids and she will be mad if you say no. If you ever try to man up she'll call the police on you and claim you beat her cause you're steroid abuser.

You don't need that much drama
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Grape Ape on April 05, 2022, 01:57:30 PM
Anyone taking relationship advice here shouldn't be in one.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: joswift on April 05, 2022, 02:23:33 PM
Maybe she is saving me

Yes, for a rainy day..
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 02:25:28 PM
Keep a happy medium. Keep dating her but don't let her and her kids move in to your house. You're already removing the tattoo and removing the pool table. Soon her daughters will want the bathrooms redone, they'll want a fence up around your pool to keep the kids from falling in, you'll be driving them to school and practices and whatever else cause you're free and their mom isn't. Then when the relationship ends you gotta figure out how to kick both her and her kids out of the house. It will be very messy.

What's the downside to her not moving in? You have to drive to see her? Who cares?

I am not removing the pool table. I said she wanted me to not the same thing. I put a ping pong table on top though which is better for the kids and safer for my felt. Eventually it is just nice to have someone to share coffee with in the morning. I am 44 years old.  I don't run around town. I am not giving up anything.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: joswift on April 05, 2022, 02:27:11 PM
I am not removing the pool table. I said she wanted me to not the same thing. I put a ping pong table on top though which is better for the kids and safer for my felt. Eventually it is just nice to have someone to share coffee with in the morning. I am 44 years old. I don't run around cant leave town. I am not giving up anything.

fixed
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: bhank on April 05, 2022, 02:27:51 PM
.    …. Wow ., this is actually sound/ great advice! ( respect for thinking this out and posting it!)  * let me just add even after the kids grow up they are constantly moving back home and then out again (once they have kids of their own they move back “ home “ to save money and the boyfriend is usually with them … they will turn your once nice home into a zoo! .. it’s constant turmoil with people moving in And out .., any semblance of peace you once had is gone! … it’s just a mess with her kids and her kids kids …. You don’t want to put your son thru all that! (Trust me take some great advice being offered here)

It is nice having people around we can't all be agoraphobic hateful bastards forever. Worst case it goes horribly wrong and you wind up right back where you started.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: michael arvilla on April 05, 2022, 02:27:54 PM
I am not removing the pool table. I said she wanted me to not the same thing. I put a ping pong table on top though which is better for the kids and safer for my felt. Eventually it is just nice to have someone to share coffee with in the morning. I am 44 years old.  I don't run around town. I am not giving up anything.
Get a Dog …(a lot cheaper!) ..
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Teutonic Knight on April 05, 2022, 03:01:30 PM


 Eventually it is just nice to have someone to share coffee with in the morning. I am 44 years old. 



Gettin' old  ::)
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: GymnJuice on April 05, 2022, 03:42:12 PM
I am not removing the pool table. I said she wanted me to not the same thing. I put a ping pong table on top though which is better for the kids and safer for my felt. Eventually it is just nice to have someone to share coffee with in the morning. I am 44 years old.  I don't run around town. I am not giving up anything.

She is talking about it before she has even moved in. This should be a little bit of a warning sign if not a red flag. Right now it is still "your house." Once she moves in with her girls it will be our house but in reality it will be her house because she and her girls can 'out vote' you. She will say "if we live here then our opinion is just as important." It won't matter one bit that you own the place and lived there first. Eventually she will make you miserable until you give in and do what she wants. She is a lawyer she either argues for a living or studied how to win those arguments you will not win with her even if you are right and she is wrong.

It is nice having people around we can't all be agoraphobic hateful bastards forever. Worst case it goes horribly wrong and you wind up right back where you started.

Just because you want to maintain your own place doesn't make you hateful or agoraphobic. You can still enjoy time with her and even have coffee with her. What's stopping you from spending the night there and having coffee at her place?

Having someone move in with you is a huge step. It is an even bigger step when they bring their kids. Don't do it just because you want a coffee drinking buddy.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: michael arvilla on April 05, 2022, 03:52:09 PM
* or just revisit this thread in 5-6 years …..  and let us know just how right we were!
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: wes on April 05, 2022, 05:34:32 PM
I`ll be damned if I would support some other guys kids.....fuck the dumb stuff.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: CalvinH on April 05, 2022, 05:44:53 PM
I`ll be damned if I would support some other guys kids.....fuck the dumb stuff.


You mean besides letting baby Jesus stay in your manger.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 05:55:42 PM
This is a seriously dire situation.

Our fellow Getbigger Bhanky is about to make a horrendous decision.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: CT_Muscle on April 05, 2022, 06:13:49 PM
This is a seriously dire situation.

Our fellow Getbigger Bhanky is about to make a horrendous decision.

Horrendous decision = GREAT ENTERTAINMENT FOR US
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: wes on April 05, 2022, 06:29:54 PM

You mean besides letting baby Jesus stay in your manger.
You ass. LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Flexacon on April 05, 2022, 06:39:22 PM
Horrendous decision = GREAT ENTERTAINMENT FOR US

She will probably ban him from posting online.

Bhanks is gonna allow all this to happen because it's quite clear he is unable to take care of himself and what he truly desires is a woman to mommy him.

Matt please welcome Bhanks to your pathetic mens club.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: chaos on April 05, 2022, 06:51:12 PM
Maybe she is saving me
You're beyond saving, she should leave you know and save herself the abuse.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: chaos on April 05, 2022, 06:53:01 PM

You mean besides letting baby Jesus stay in your manger.
;D
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: BB on April 05, 2022, 07:05:24 PM
OJ Hankins saga coming in a few years.

(https://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/simpson1.jpg).

"On February 22, 2026, Respondent's abusive behavior came to a head, when he exploded in anger because he could not find the cobbler in the refrigerator at 5:00 a.m. Respondent was furious that the two plates of cobbler he was searching for were placed in the back of the refrigerator, rather than in the front. He accused me (via text) of hiding his cobbler, texting me,

"FUCKING IDIOT...YOU THINK I CANT SEE IT...I TOLD YOU 50 fucking times. ITS NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RE ORGANIZE THE FRIDGE...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS IS MY HOUSE...YOU ARE BEING A FUCKING BITCH AS USUAL...CARELESS...I COMPLAINED...INSANNNNNE. ..All you Outer Banks fucks are insane. I don't know how you can tolerate each other...Dumb bitch. Keep your mouth quiet next time."
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: AbrahamG on April 05, 2022, 07:22:54 PM
OJ Hankins saga coming in a few years.

(https://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/simpson1.jpg).

"On February 22, 2026, Respondent's abusive behavior came to a head, when he exploded in anger because he could not find the cobbler in the refrigerator at 5:00 a.m. Respondent was furious that the two plates of cobbler he was searching for were placed in the back of the refrigerator, rather than in the front. He accused me (via text) of hiding his cobbler, texting me,

"FUCKING IDIOT...YOU THINK I CANT SEE IT...I TOLD YOU 50 fucking times. ITS NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RE ORGANIZE THE FRIDGE...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS IS MY HOUSE...YOU ARE BEING A FUCKING BITCH AS USUAL...CARELESS...I COMPLAINED...INSANNNNNE. ..All you Outer Banks fucks are insane. I don't know how you can tolerate each other...Dumb bitch. Keep your mouth quiet next time."

LOFL.  Well done. 
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 06, 2022, 05:17:14 AM
I'd have to question the mental health of any woman who would want a relationship with Bhanky.

Red flag.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: michael arvilla on April 06, 2022, 12:21:36 PM
Enjoy your freedom (enjoy having money ….  Travel etc ) just bang some “ instaThots””…eat/ sleep/ train! ( not a bad way at all to live) …you want company for coffee .. hire a maid!
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 06, 2022, 12:39:21 PM
Enjoy your freedom (enjoy having money ….  Travel etc ) just bang some “ instaThots””…eat/ sleep/ train! ( not a bad way at all to live) …you want company for coffee .. hire a maid!

Michael, it wasn’t too long ago that Getbig was giving you relationship advices that you didn’t heed.

But oh God the resulting thread abusing you was hilarious.

You’re good people Mike.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: michael arvilla on April 06, 2022, 12:54:01 PM
Michael, it wasn’t too long ago that Getbig was giving you relationship advices that you didn’t heed.

But oh God the resulting thread abusing you was hilarious.

You’re good people Mike.
very true! ( wish I had taken some good advice!) ..I mean I’m living In my mom’s basement working a minimum wage job ..  but I want to see ole Brian do well ..   have an amazing life! )
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: ThisisOverload on April 06, 2022, 12:54:17 PM
OJ Hankins saga coming in a few years.

(https://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/simpson1.jpg).

"On February 22, 2026, Respondent's abusive behavior came to a head, when he exploded in anger because he could not find the cobbler in the refrigerator at 5:00 a.m. Respondent was furious that the two plates of cobbler he was searching for were placed in the back of the refrigerator, rather than in the front. He accused me (via text) of hiding his cobbler, texting me,

"FUCKING IDIOT...YOU THINK I CANT SEE IT...I TOLD YOU 50 fucking times. ITS NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RE ORGANIZE THE FRIDGE...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS IS MY HOUSE...YOU ARE BEING A FUCKING BITCH AS USUAL...CARELESS...I COMPLAINED...INSANNNNNE. ..All you Outer Banks fucks are insane. I don't know how you can tolerate each other...Dumb bitch. Keep your mouth quiet next time."

 ;D

How long until she "beats herself up" inside their new home?
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 06, 2022, 01:20:46 PM
;D

How long until she "beats herself up" inside their new home?


After the third time asking Bhanky to move the pool table and he ignores her.

"911...my boyfriend hit me!  Help!"
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: njflex on April 06, 2022, 02:01:18 PM
After the third time asking Bhanky to move the pool table and he ignores her.

"911...my boyfriend hit me!  Help!"
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Taffin on April 07, 2022, 06:06:01 AM
OJ Hankins saga coming in a few years.

(https://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/simpson1.jpg).

"On February 22, 2026, Respondent's abusive behavior came to a head, when he exploded in anger because he could not find the cobbler in the refrigerator at 5:00 a.m. Respondent was furious that the two plates of cobbler he was searching for were placed in the back of the refrigerator, rather than in the front. He accused me (via text) of hiding his cobbler, texting me,

"FUCKING IDIOT...YOU THINK I CANT SEE IT...I TOLD YOU 50 fucking times. ITS NOT A GOD DAMN JOKE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RE ORGANIZE THE FRIDGE...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS IS MY HOUSE...YOU ARE BEING A FUCKING BITCH AS USUAL...CARELESS...I COMPLAINED...INSANNNNNE. ..All you Outer Banks fucks are insane. I don't know how you can tolerate each other...Dumb bitch. Keep your mouth quiet next time."

Ingenious in-joke is ingenious!!! ;D
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Matt on April 08, 2022, 08:57:51 PM
She will probably ban him from posting online.

Bhanks is gonna allow all this to happen because it's quite clear he is unable to take care of himself and what he truly desires is a woman to mommy him.

bhank's physique is incredible.

I guess it depends on how much gear he uses. If he's on Ronnie Coleman doses, it's not so good. But I think he looks good.

Matt please welcome Bhanks to your pathetic mens club.

Why are you being mean to him?

Care to fill me in? I don't get the bhank bashing.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: Rambone on April 10, 2022, 05:43:29 PM


How I imagine Hanky’s summer will go raising other men’s daughters.
Title: Re: Not to brag but I have a herd of Deer
Post by: IroNat on April 11, 2022, 04:13:04 AM

Why are you being mean to him?

Care to fill me in? I don't get the bhank bashing.

It's fun.