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Title: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 10:51:56 AM
so Im on my golf journey. Ball joint/control arm went, car cant go any farther. Im stranded in Crownest Pass Alberta on a holiday and cant afford to fix it. Oh brother, doooooomed.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 15, 2022, 10:54:20 AM
how far are you from home, Joshie?
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 10:59:49 AM
how far are you from home, Joshie?

oh 500 or so miles
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Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 11:05:59 AM
hanky get on here and paypal me 500. Im in a bad spot stranded.  :D
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Post by: wes on April 15, 2022, 11:07:04 AM
Holy Christ dude,that sucks dick bigtime.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 11:10:29 AM
Holy Christ dude,that sucks dick bigtime.

yup
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Post by: joswift on April 15, 2022, 11:17:49 AM
its gone from a journey into an adventure

You should walk home like Kane in Kung Fu and report on your escapades...
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 15, 2022, 11:26:18 AM
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: wes on April 15, 2022, 11:27:43 AM
its gone from a journey into an adventure

You should walk home like Kane in Kung Fu and report on your escapades...
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 11:29:00 AM
its gone from a journey into an adventure

You should walk home like Kane in Kung Fu and report on your escapades...

itll work out
one thing, this place Im s tranded is fucking gorgeous. I wouldnt be bothered a bit if I had to stay here forever
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 12:09:13 PM
so the golf course here is hiring 3 greenskeeping positions.  I may stay here. I love this place. Right in the mountains, streams, wildlife, amazing place
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 12:42:36 PM
Now I have screaming diarrhea
Lovely
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: wes on April 15, 2022, 12:48:28 PM
:D
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 15, 2022, 01:10:09 PM
You know what you should do to raise money for your trip?

Pretend that your car is broken down, then ask people to PayPal you money to fix it.

🙄
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 15, 2022, 01:17:10 PM
Now I have screaming diarrhea
Lovely

Dude, I’m literally diarrhea-ing right now!  :D

It’ll all work out, it always does.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 01:31:59 PM
You know what you should do to raise money for your trip?

Pretend that your car is broken down, then ask people to PayPal you money to fix it.

🙄

hahahah the car actually is broken down i can provide mounds of proof
you realize i asked you fully aware you wouldnt, have a laugh

hazbin is helping me deal with it
hes a fucking god
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 01:40:10 PM
update
the staff at Kanata hotel are feeding me  chocolate chip cookies
this maybe the best car trouble in history
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Post by: Vince B on April 15, 2022, 01:54:30 PM
Hi Josh. I knew this French Canadian who hitchhiked from Vancouver to Montreal. He lived like a hippie  around English Bay Beach. He had to improvise to get home as he was broke. Well, he told Good Samaritans who gave him a lift that he was going to his brother’s funeral in Montreal. He said people were impressed and gave him money. He returned to Vancouver with money in his pocket! A smart older guy who didn’t have trouble getting a girlfriend either.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 01:58:07 PM
Hi Josh. I knew this French Canadian who hitchhiked from Vancouver to Montreal. He lived like a hippie  around English Bay Beach. He had to improvise to get home as he was broke. Well, he told Good Samaritans who gave him a lift that he was going to his brother’s funeral in Montreal. He said people were impressed and gave him money. He returned to Vancouver with money in his pocket! A smart older guy who didn’t have trouble getting a girlfriend either.

send me money Basile. Im on the side of the road eating snow being stalked by wolves
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 02:13:10 PM
hahaahahha update
i just dropped my phone on the floor, it smashed and doesnt work anymore

WHAT A FUCKING DAY AHHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 15, 2022, 02:24:52 PM
hahahah the car actually is broken down i can provide mounds of proof
you realize i asked you fully aware you wouldnt, have a laugh

hazbin is helping me deal with it
hes a fucking god

I’m not laughing at your misfortune, you knew I had to bust your balls…

It wouldn’t be Getbig if I didn’t.

Hopefully Hazbin writes you off as a dependent on his taxes.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 15, 2022, 07:08:38 PM
I’m not laughing at your misfortune, you knew I had to bust your balls…

It wouldn’t be Getbig if I didn’t.

Hopefully Hazbin writes you off as a dependent on his taxes.

ahhahahahahj im laughing cause its true
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Post by: funk51 on April 16, 2022, 10:07:46 AM
   
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 16, 2022, 10:12:32 AM
Now I have screaming diarrhea
Lovely
That comes from drinking out of those beautiful mountain streams.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 16, 2022, 11:09:47 AM
That comes from drinking out of those beautiful mountain streams.

correct its  called beaver fever
 a friend owns a motel up here in the mountains, came and picked me and my stuff up and gave me a free room for as long as i need. Worked out
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: wes on April 16, 2022, 11:26:05 AM
correct its  called beaver fever
 a friend owns a motel up here in the mountains, came and picked me and my stuff up and gave me a free room for as long as i need. Worked out
Damn,talk about getting lucky...that`s fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 16, 2022, 12:45:09 PM
Damn,talk about getting lucky...that`s fucking awesome.
\
\its ridiculous how well it worked out. Now Im golfing here and the golf course offered me a job in course maintenance. LOL insane outcome
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: wes on April 16, 2022, 01:15:02 PM
\
\its ridiculous how well it worked out. Now Im golfing here and the golf course offered me a job in course maintenance. LOL insane outcome
GEEZUS...I should take a road trip my life sucks.  :D
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: irishdave on April 16, 2022, 01:41:51 PM
Just saw this man did you get home in one piece
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Post by: blue52 on April 16, 2022, 02:14:50 PM
Just saw this man did you get home in one piece


im not home, im in British Columbia in the mountains golfing. Everything took a weird step sideways and worked out way better than expected
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 16, 2022, 02:16:08 PM
GEEZUS...I should take a road trip my life sucks.  :D

yup. come here  to the mountains, can get you a free placeto stay. You me and hazbin can hang out and laugh at twinks like bhanks
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 02:38:16 PM

im not home, im in British Columbia in the mountains golfing. Everything took a weird step sideways and worked out way better than expected

Very cool that everything has worked out for you.  And I'm not sure if the movie reference was intentional?  But if it was, let us know when you get to spank your Sandra Oh  ;D

Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: wes on April 16, 2022, 02:46:50 PM
yup. come here  to the mountains, can get you a free placeto stay. You me and hazbin can hang out and laugh at twinks like bhanks
Shit,I wish I could.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 16, 2022, 02:50:42 PM
Very cool that everything has worked out for you.  And I'm not sure if the movie reference was intentional?  But if it was, let us know when you get to spank your Sandra Oh  ;D



not intentional
shes hideoussss
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 02:59:22 PM
not intentional
shes hideoussss

LOL - I thought so too - not my cup of Lapsang Souchong either (and the film was shit)

I just thought the (unintentional) reference was interesting with it being a film about a road-trip with unexpected stuff happening - like yours, but with wine-tasting

Will you be able to get your phone fixed?  A couple of vids would help with those of us trying to live vicariously on other GetBiggers adventures
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 16, 2022, 03:06:41 PM
LOL - I thought so too - not my cup of Lapsang Souchong either (and the film was shit)

I just thought the (unintentional) reference was interesting with it being a film about a road-trip with unexpected stuff happening - like yours, but with wine-tasting

Will you be able to get your phone fixed?  A couple of vids would help with those of us trying to live vicariously on other GetBiggers adventures

 a buddy ofmine   just yesterday exchanged his mint SamsungS8 in and express mailed me the S8 for free. It should be here Tuesday and my SIM should fit right in so Ill post up some stuff for  sure. I would never advise living vicariously through me unless its poverty you crave lolol
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 04:02:13 PM
a buddy ofmine   just yesterday exchanged his mint SamsungS8 in and express mailed me the S8 for free. It should be here Tuesday and my SIM should fit right in so Ill post up some stuff for  sure. I would never advise living vicariously through me unless its poverty you crave lolol

Good news

And maybe so, but I guarantee you've got better views of wilderness beauty than me where you are right now 8)
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on April 16, 2022, 11:17:09 PM
\
\its ridiculous how well it worked out. Now Im golfing here and the golf course offered me a job in course maintenance. LOL insane outcome

You'd get accommodation with that on/near the course.

You can practice being a creepy/haunted janitor when kids are around

Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 17, 2022, 11:13:14 AM
correct its  called beaver fever
 a friend owns a motel up here in the mountains, came and picked me and my stuff up and gave me a free room for as long as i need. Worked out
I thought beaver fever was something else.
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Gym-Rat on April 17, 2022, 11:20:31 AM

You can practice being a creepy/haunted janitor when kids are around

Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: blue52 on April 17, 2022, 01:42:08 PM
snuck on the range and did 90 minutes of hitting balls, people left behind piles of half buckets lol
this is the course

Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: Taffin on April 19, 2022, 09:37:14 AM
 :D

snuck on the range and did 90 minutes of hitting balls, people left behind piles of half buckets lol
this is the course

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=678338.0;attach=1362299;image)

I guarantee you've got better views of wilderness beauty than me where you are right now 8)

Told you you had the beauty angle covered - this picture and the knowledge you are fucking around there made me very happy - thanks for posting :)

(http://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMwx4DYv3Hi0qaI/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Stranded LOL
Post by: webstar on April 19, 2022, 09:54:25 AM
snuck on the range and did 90 minutes of hitting balls, people left behind piles of half buckets lol
this is the course

beauty