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Title: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Flexacon on April 15, 2022, 03:56:08 PM
This is a quality shop and deserves its own thread

(https://i.postimg.cc/Dy9MtRMv/djgdfkmghkgdjrkykh-e3.jpg)

Photo credit FitnessFrenzy
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Flexacon on April 15, 2022, 03:57:29 PM
2 beautiful bald men. No homo
Not bald, just blonde and thinning.


on route to the skinny legs world championships

In the boot/trunk of that car, the spare tyre is packed with meth, and there's an Eastern European sex-slave bound and gagged that they are off to man-hunt in the woods with crossbow pistols now she's all used up and no good to her...

Well, that's what I see there, anyway...🤔
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Rambone on April 15, 2022, 04:20:51 PM
^some doozies
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 15, 2022, 04:28:24 PM
Few typos in my original (thanks Walt S)

In the boot/trunk of that car, the spare tyre is packed with meth, and there's an Eastern European sex-slave bound and gagged that they are off to man-hunt in the woods with crossbow pistols now she's he's all used up and no good to her them...

"They drove back from the weekend in silence...  But at some point - before they got back to the City - he knew he was going to have to try to explain the lipstick and dildo incident"
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: The Scott on April 15, 2022, 06:02:51 PM
Re-boot of the Dukes of Hazzard as..
The Dukes of Gazzard -

Schmoe and Puke Duke...

Just two good ol' goys
Got themselves a new farm

Beat off the plow horse
choke down some semen o'course
Just showin' off their ol' charm...
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: AbrahamG on April 15, 2022, 06:04:48 PM
Re-boot of the Dukes of Hazzard as..
The Dukes of Gazzard -

Schmoe and Puke Duke...

Just two good ol' goys
Got themselves a new farm

Beat off the plow horse
choke down some semen o'course
Just showin' off their ol' charm...

Seriously LMFAO.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Rambone on April 15, 2022, 06:20:25 PM
Re-boot of the Dukes of Hazzard as..
The Dukes of Gazzard -

Schmoe and Puke Duke...

Just two good ol' goys
Got themselves a new farm

Beat off the plow horse
choke down some semen o'course
Just showin' off their ol' charm...
;D
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: BB on April 15, 2022, 06:24:05 PM
This is a quality shop and deserves its own thread

(https://i.postimg.cc/Dy9MtRMv/djgdfkmghkgdjrkykh-e3.jpg)

Photo credit FitnessFrenzy

Hankins - "You know when this ride is over, you're gonna have to fuck me. Cock, Crack, or Cobbler. No one rides with BHank for free."

Sev - :If you only knew how bad things are:.

----------------------

Side note, imaging a remake of Stephen King's Thinner with Sev and BHank.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: njflex on April 15, 2022, 06:45:11 PM
Re-boot of the Dukes of Hazzard as..
The Dukes of Gazzard -

Schmoe and Puke Duke...

Just two good ol' goys
Got themselves a new farm

Beat off the plow horse
choke down some semen o'course
Just showin' off their ol' charm...
When does anus ,I mean “enos”show up..
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Skeletor on April 15, 2022, 06:56:39 PM
Re-boot of the Dukes of Hazzard as..
The Dukes of Gazzard -

Schmoe and Puke Duke...

Just two good ol' goys
Got themselves a new farm

Beat off the plow horse
choke down some semen o'course
Just showin' off their ol' charm...

Great work as always!
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Dave D on April 15, 2022, 07:22:49 PM
It appears they decided to grow a specific  amount of facial hair equal to the amount of hair loss on their scalp.

Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: robcguns on April 15, 2022, 07:24:35 PM
Looks like an advertisement for an 80s detective series. Bhanks and the skinny man.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: njflex on April 15, 2022, 08:37:42 PM
Looks like an advertisement for an 80s detective series. Bhanks and the skinny man.
Cagney and spacey
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: The Scott on April 15, 2022, 08:44:01 PM
Cagney and spacey

Perhaps  more Fagney and Spacey?   ;D
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: The Scott on April 15, 2022, 08:44:32 PM
When does anus ,I mean “enos”show up..
;D
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: The Scott on April 15, 2022, 08:45:36 PM
Great work as always!

Thank you, brother!
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 15, 2022, 09:29:32 PM
Bhank (thought bubble): When it goes bad, at least Sobchak can’t say I assaulted another woman.

Sev (thought bubble): This skinny bald twink doesn’t know I can read minds.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Flexacon on April 15, 2022, 09:45:04 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6cr9hf.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 16, 2022, 12:09:13 AM
Sev: It was good money, but now I feel sick to my stomach.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: TonyAlva on April 16, 2022, 02:29:48 AM
But were they sexual ??? ???
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 03:02:00 AM
But were they sexual ??? ???

Yes.  Yes they were.

But the rough anal wasn't the cause of the weirdness and total lack of eye contact between them - after all, that's OGIYWITB.  It was the memory of the passionate kiss that was haunting them both...
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Rambone on April 16, 2022, 03:04:19 AM
Last minute prep coach to get that paper-thin skin Auschwitz look
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 03:07:02 AM
Last minute prep coach to get that paper-thin skin Auschwitz look

Is that how he talked him into the nude Scandinavian style sauna?  The kind where you take intermittent ice-plunges and beat each other with pine branches..?

(Trying my best to keep the thread bent ;))
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 16, 2022, 03:14:10 AM
We need a Sev and Bhanky battle.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 05:15:23 AM
"Brokebank Pontiac"

(https://i.postimg.cc/Dy9MtRMv/djgdfkmghkgdjrkykh-e3.jpg)

Photo credit FitnessFrenzy
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Sissysquats on April 16, 2022, 05:19:11 AM
 Two pensive looking chaps, about to attend their very first “hair club for men “ meeting
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 05:38:02 AM
Bit bored at the mo...
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Flexacon on April 16, 2022, 07:13:54 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6crz7o.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: joswift on April 16, 2022, 04:23:33 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6crz7o.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: blue52 on April 16, 2022, 04:28:23 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6crz7o.jpg)

omgahahahhahaahah
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Skeletor on April 16, 2022, 04:53:32 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6crz7o.jpg)

Hahaha!
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2022, 04:58:23 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6crz7o.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D

/thread
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: The Scott on April 16, 2022, 05:06:16 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6crz7o.jpg)

Superb!  FTW, brother!  Well done, indeed.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Flexacon on April 17, 2022, 01:35:11 AM
Thank you fellas.

(https://c.tenor.com/net_ivlSaT4AAAAC/bow-bowing.gif)
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 17, 2022, 01:58:40 AM
Sev: "So you're telling me I can be filled with meat and not gain calories?"
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 18, 2022, 06:47:28 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Dy9MtRMv/djgdfkmghkgdjrkykh-e3.jpg)

"Sigur, trebuie să fac sex cu el. Dar mă voi descurca. Nu mi-am putut permite niciodată un astfel de stil de viață în România. Și îmi place să fiu răsfățată ca o mică prințesă."
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 18, 2022, 06:50:02 AM
"Sigur, trebuie să fac sex cu el. Dar mă voi descurca. Nu mi-am putut permite niciodată un astfel de stil de viață în România. Și îmi place să fiu răsfățată ca o mică prințesă."

Ma faci sa rad in hohote! ;D
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 18, 2022, 06:53:01 AM
Crezi că ține dietă pentru că crede că arată bine? A făcut-o pentru că Brian vrea ca o curvă supusă să domine.
Title: Re: Caption this pic - Sev and Bhanky
Post by: Taffin on April 18, 2022, 07:48:33 AM
Crezi că ține dietă pentru că crede că arată bine? A făcut-o pentru că Brian vrea ca o curvă supusă să domine.

Ai! Ești crudă, dar foarte amuzantă! ;D

Mă întreb dacă Brian va verifica această traducere?🤔