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Title: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 18, 2022, 01:12:19 AM
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/dog-abandoned-gay-adopted-sex-couple-rcna21556
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 18, 2022, 02:11:42 AM
At least it will enjoy the anal it's about to receive.  :-X
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: IroNat on April 18, 2022, 04:47:27 AM
It's only gay if the dog wants it to be.
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Rambone on April 18, 2022, 05:50:49 AM
But is the dog sexual?
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 18, 2022, 05:52:38 AM
Shut the fuck up all of you.  The previous owner abused and then dumped it at an animal shelter and would have been destroyed had thst gay couple not adopted it.  Its not even a fucking gay dogs, they do it shit to mark their dominance
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Rambone on April 18, 2022, 05:52:47 AM
At least it will enjoy the anal it's about to receive.  :-X

Stranger at dog park: “Cute dog, what breed?”

Gay couple at the same time: “He’s an Anal Receiver!”
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 18, 2022, 06:50:46 AM
Its not even a gay dog, they do this shit to mark their dominance

is it the same with you, Melvino?  :D
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: IroNat on April 18, 2022, 07:01:19 AM
Shut the fuck up all of you.  The previous owner abused and then dumped it at an animal shelter and would have been destroyed had thst gay couple not adopted it.  Its not even a fucking gay dogs, they do it shit to mark their dominance

Why so touchy Vince?

Do you know this dog personally?
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 18, 2022, 07:12:43 AM
The pair of fat bumders wouldn't have rescued it if it didn't give them another opportunity to bore everyone to death with their cock-infused ramblings.

'We've been married thirty-three years, blah, blah, blah.'

The reporter was the only one in the city who had the nerve to do a story about a gay dog, blah, blah, blah.'

'We've experienced so much ignorance and bigotry, blah, blah, blah.'

'We named him after Oscar Wilde, who is one of the most notoriously gay people in history, blah, blah, blah.'

Pathetic how every single thing in their life has to revolve around the fact that they're gay. No one gives a shit.
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Gym-Rat on April 18, 2022, 07:20:04 AM
But is the dog sexual?

Prime would get along with another internet-fruit "mindlesswork" aka "CTPump".

Google him for a morning of laughs...

Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 18, 2022, 07:59:53 AM
Why so touchy Vince?

Do you know this dog personally?


I hate animal abusers
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: robcguns on April 18, 2022, 09:22:24 AM
Stranger at dog park: “Cute dog, what breed?”

Gay couple at the same time: “He’s an Anal Receiver!”

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 18, 2022, 03:59:44 PM
Shut the fuck up all of you.  The previous owner abused and then dumped it at an animal shelter and would have been destroyed had thst gay couple not adopted it.  Its not even a fucking gay dogs, they do it shit to mark their dominance

Yes exactly. It's just a spin in the title. Some sick fuck dumped the dog because of it being "gay". There is no real gay in animals.
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 18, 2022, 04:03:46 PM

I hate animal abusers

I hope you don't eat them, cause there lies the most horrible abuse.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=969944963676243&id=308080443196035
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Taffin on April 18, 2022, 04:22:14 PM
The pair of fat bumders wouldn't have rescued it if it didn't give them another opportunity to bore everyone to death with their cock-infused ramblings.

'We've been married thirty-three years, blah, blah, blah.'

The reporter was the only one in the city who had the nerve to do a story about a gay dog, blah, blah, blah.'

'We've experienced so much ignorance and bigotry, blah, blah, blah.'

'We named him after Oscar Wilde, who is one of the most notoriously gay people in history, blah, blah, blah.'

Pathetic how every single thing in their life has to revolve around the fact that they're gay. No one gives a shit.

I agree - so I hope you'll find this sketch as funny and on the ball as I did ;D

Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: IroNat on April 18, 2022, 04:47:03 PM
Key and Peele do some funny stuff.
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Flexacon on April 18, 2022, 09:01:01 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6d19j8.jpg)
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: pamith on April 18, 2022, 09:02:40 PM
But is the dog sexual?
Bro...
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: POB on April 18, 2022, 11:29:24 PM
Dog is only gay for the stay
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 19, 2022, 03:53:52 AM

I hate animal abusers
And anal abusers.
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Kwon on April 19, 2022, 03:57:44 AM
At least it will enjoy the anal it's about to retrieve.  :-X

Golden "Shower" Retriever? :D
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Mayday on April 19, 2022, 05:20:49 AM
Is it a Corgay?
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Kwon on April 19, 2022, 05:25:33 AM
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/eab3a000fa430100289f890628c8e33f/tumblr_p2zs7moSCc1vjijgao2_r1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Taffin on April 19, 2022, 09:45:24 AM
Golden "Shower" Retriever? :D

C0ck-er Spaniel..?
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2022, 10:37:54 AM
Sorry but you are all wrong. The dog's breed is one that is good for bringing along to the gloryholes:

Germ-any shapehard
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Mayday on April 19, 2022, 02:34:46 PM
C0ck-er Spaniel..?


Sausage Dog  :D
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: GymnJuice on April 19, 2022, 03:32:59 PM
Dalgaytion
Labradick Retriever
Dober Man Pincher
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Mayday on April 19, 2022, 03:40:19 PM
Buttweiler  :D
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: joswift on April 19, 2022, 03:58:31 PM
(https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/funny-dog-lipstick-kiss-on-butt.gif?w=640)
Title: Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple
Post by: Taffin on April 19, 2022, 05:52:08 PM

Sausage Dog  :D

 :D

I know somebody with one of those - got it a month or so ago.  He's called it 'Kiel' - short for Kielbasa - he's told his Wife that he chose that name because it's Polish for sausage, and everyone loves the name, thinks it's so clever, with the double meaning and all...

And when the puppy is running round chewing things and having fun, this fella says things like "Kielbasa!  Stop it you naughty little home-wrecker!"

This fella is laughing his ass off most of the time...

100% True story  ;D