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Title: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 19, 2022, 05:24:46 PM
I don't know why people put themselves through relationships, when this is the risk - but hey, to each their own.



What an absolute hot mess:
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 19, 2022, 05:34:15 PM
He could have just fucked a never-ending stream of whores that looked as good or better than Amber Heard.

When you are a top tier man, don't ever buy the cow when you can get a lifetime supply of free milk.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 19, 2022, 05:37:54 PM
He could have just fucked a never-ending stream of whores that looked as good or better than Amber Heard.

When you are a top tier man, don't ever buy the cow when you can get a lifetime supply of free milk.

Right?

I don't even understand marriage for men like Depp. But even if I did, I could never understand why he would marry a woman like Heard.

She almost meets the physical standards for the average Getbigger, but she's a total mess.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 19, 2022, 05:42:58 PM
Right?

I don't even understand marriage for men like Depp. But even if I did, I could never understand why he would marry a woman like Heard.

She almost meets the physical standards for the average Getbigger, but she's a total mess.

I don't know her but from what I've seen and heard second hand she looks crazy..........and not in a good way.

I bet he wishes that he had put her on hit and forget.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on April 19, 2022, 05:50:37 PM
The power of the pussy is strong my friends
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: The Scott on April 19, 2022, 06:02:28 PM
He's a maroon and deserves to die alone with his press reviews.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Moontrane on April 19, 2022, 06:52:15 PM
One of my sons worked (stunts) with Heard for a project.  He said that she has a magnificent ass.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 19, 2022, 06:58:16 PM
One of my sons worked (stunts) with Heard for a project.  He said that she has a magnificent ass.

He should’ve sold her used thongs and got paid. Think he smelled them?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: hardgainerj on April 19, 2022, 07:30:01 PM
One of my sons worked (stunts) with Heard for a project.  He said that she has a magnificent ass.
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 19, 2022, 08:06:21 PM
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

I'm as disgusted as I've ever been while reading this yet I cannot stop laughing for the life of me.  Fucking great post. 
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 19, 2022, 08:40:32 PM
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.


Wut da fuq?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: pamith on April 19, 2022, 08:46:52 PM
Brutal if true
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 19, 2022, 11:19:52 PM
He should’ve sold her used thongs and got paid. Think he smelled them?

I hope so. I would have.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Kwon on April 19, 2022, 11:22:51 PM
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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on April 19, 2022, 11:57:14 PM
Matt, I simply think the same: What can possess a man to place himself in a situation for which the result could very possibly be this?

Dipp is now suffering emotionally, financially and physically, all because he just NEEDED to marry this (obvious) man-destroyer. Complete lunacy.

Possessed by pussy and the vague notion of a love that will end the hurt of life itself.

Instead the broad has evaporated his spirit and made him the laughing stock of the world.

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: slow and steady on April 19, 2022, 11:58:49 PM
I don't know her but from what I've seen and heard second hand she looks crazy..........and not in a good way.



Most of the actors in the Hollyweird system are crazy (including the men).  It ranges from calm crazy where they can maintain the outward appearance of semi-normalcy and trust the establishment media to PROTECT them from any real  scrutiny, to downright crazy (eg the women who whore themselves on the casting couches for a chance at fame, live for illusory and worthless fame and slowly lose their minds over time).

They are selected by the people that control the industry for their personal and political qualities.  They are selected because they are "fellow travellers" (supporting all the right agendas), or at the very least because they are stupid,  have no standards and will not rock the boat. 
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: slow and steady on April 20, 2022, 12:05:05 AM
BTW Depp is no exception.  The guys is another stealth crazy.  Lost in his own world of glitz and glam delusions.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Kwon on April 20, 2022, 01:50:20 AM
BTW Depp is no exception.  The guys is another stealth crazy.  Lost in his own world of glitz and glam delusions.

Lost in Glitz and Glam isn't as dangerous as a Destroyer of Men though!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Gym-Rat on April 20, 2022, 02:28:22 AM
I'm as disgusted as I've ever been while reading this yet I cannot stop laughing for the life of me.  Fucking great post.

LMAO, same here.. Fucking twisted but im dying.  ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on April 20, 2022, 02:36:41 AM
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

 ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 20, 2022, 02:50:42 AM
He could have just fucked a never-ending stream of whores that looked as good or better than Amber Heard.

When you are a top tier man, don't ever buy the cow when you can get a lifetime supply of free milk.
Yeah, but could he have found a woman to poop in the bed for him like Heard?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Flexacon on April 20, 2022, 02:56:08 AM
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

Human toilet fantasy. Too much. Watching her push a turd out might be fun, but this. Too much bro

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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 20, 2022, 04:05:32 AM
Matt, I simply think the same: What can possess a man to place himself in a situation for which the result could very possibly be this?

Dipp is now suffering emotionally, financially and physically, all because he just NEEDED to marry this (obvious) man-destroyer. Complete lunacy.

Possessed by pussy and the vague notion of a love that will end the hurt of life itself.

Instead the broad has evaporated his spirit and made him the laughing stock of the world.

Great post.

The woman I was seeing in 2018 basically ate my soul. bhank had to remind me I had a girlfriend in 2019-2020 who I actually got pregnant [she miscarried, sadly], and it made me realize how long I've been recovered without realizing it. I'm better off than I lead on. But being with a woman hiding a full-on opioid and partial benzodiazepine addiction, and blaming me for essentially her withdrawal, was unquestionably the most frustrating and maddening experience I ever had.

She was the worst thing that ever happened to me, and it left me with one major unfixed issue: how am I supposed to navigate relationships and life when I'm having entire second lives hidden from me?

It boggles my mind to think that there are people married to homosexuals who literally hide that, and are in those marriages for decades before finding out. Oprah had a show about women who got HIV from their husbands, completely unbeknownst to any of them that they were beards.

How would one come to terms with that?

Then there are also women married to serial killers and rapists who don't find out until decades later.

Speaking of my most recent [and last - presumably ever] girlfriend, from 2020 - she was really a wonderful woman.

The thing about her is that she would utterly lose her shit at the mere idea of me talking to other woman. Her rule was - I couldn't talk to other women, ever, under any circumstance. Product of her being cheated on by every boyfriend she ever had.

Except there was just one thing [which I don't believe I've shared on Getbig, but think enough time has passed where I can do so now]:

She was married!!!

So the entire time that she was policing my behaviour and geo-locating me, etc, she still hadn't filed for divorce.

I even asked her to ask five her closest friends if it would be ok for her to make such demands of me, and she wouldn't. So presumably, she knew it was wrong.

But that's how I find people are - and women moreso than men - they hold different principles for others than for themselves.

It seems whatever happened with Johnny and Amber was a mutual shit-show. But if I had to take a side, I'd side with Johnny based on the fact that no other such allegations came out in decades prior.

So here we have a situation where a woman is using one standard for herself, but not accepting the same behaviour [or even less] from a man.

And I'll never be able to accept that sort of thing. I feel most men experience this - but live with the double standards.

Johnny Depp is not most men though. So I really don't get this one.

I hope he recovers, and copies DiCaprio's model.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: IroNat on April 20, 2022, 04:18:48 AM
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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: joswift on April 20, 2022, 04:50:33 AM
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why didnt he just run away?
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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: rick doot on April 20, 2022, 05:47:03 AM
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Film
Actors
Guild
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: joswift on April 20, 2022, 05:48:35 AM
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 :-X
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Never1AShow on April 20, 2022, 06:23:47 AM
BTW Depp is no exception.  The guys is another stealth crazy.  Lost in his own world of glitz and glam delusions.

Isn't it obvious that this is all about drugs and booze?  Crazy and drug addict not a good combo, get two together and its
dyn-o-mite!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: GymnJuice on April 20, 2022, 06:34:43 AM
Man gains nothing from marriage.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: pamith on April 20, 2022, 08:27:35 AM
Man gains nothing from marriage.
Bro...
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 20, 2022, 08:44:04 AM
Isn't it obvious that this is all about drugs and booze?  Crazy and drug addict not a good combo, get two together and its
dyn-o-mite!

This just auto-played for me:



Jonny was addicted to opiates?  ???

I had no idea...

I knew he had a $1,000 bottle of wine a day habit, but I had no idea he had an opiate habit...

He said he went to his island to detox. Good on him for getting through that.

So this was a lot of sex and drugs and physical abuse?

Crazy story. They could easily make a movie out of this.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 20, 2022, 08:53:20 AM
Fallen Getbig legend Sarcasm once said was that "no matter how hot a woman is, knowing she has a FISHY, cheesy vagina - which they all have - humanizes them, and makes them more approachable."

Cheesy?  ??? Not sure if I know what he meant about that - but he's BANG ON about the fishy part.

It's incredible to think that the vagina of this absolute SMOKE-SHOW - this complete hot mess - smells like FISH.

I completely agree that knowing this is true of 99.999999% of women does indeed humanize them and make them more approachable.

I'd die to eat this woman out. 😍

What an amazing face. Great body too!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 20, 2022, 08:59:33 AM
Could this slut POSSIBLY be any hotter?:
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Bevo on April 20, 2022, 09:11:47 AM
Johnny Depp is rumored to have a small cock
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on April 20, 2022, 09:16:15 AM
Could this slut POSSIBLY be any hotter?:

Her muted testimony on the gym TV gave me a parsh
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 20, 2022, 09:33:57 AM
Johnny Depp is rumored to have a small cock

Haha, yeah, I read that. I can't remember if he has a 4-incher, or if he has a legit micropenis. IIRC, I read he packs 4".

Imagine that...someone on the outside can have it all, on top of incredible wealth, status, and commercial success in his field, and ultimately have that.

A female friend of mine told me that her ex who had 4" was good for anal sex though. So I guess there's that - if Johnny's girlfriends are into that.

I know that some women say that size doesn't matter - and while I'm sure there's some truth to that, I don't fully buy it. It probably translates to mean that there's flexibility in what can satisfy women...but I imagine that flexibility still starts at a minimum.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 20, 2022, 09:53:42 AM
Her muted testimony on the gym TV gave me a parsh

What man wouldn't get one!

I'm dying to finger her!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Army of One on April 20, 2022, 09:55:47 AM
What man wouldn't get one!

I'm dying to finger her!

go watch Never Back Down, thank me later

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on April 20, 2022, 10:00:40 AM
What man wouldn't get one!

I'm dying to finger her!

Do you think she has a fishy smelling pussy, Matt? Ask for a friend (you)
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Army of One on April 20, 2022, 10:03:02 AM
you have to realise also if she is sending 2 of the most high profile men in history nuts for her, musk and depp, then she must really be something in person. Musk was obsessed with her at one point.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 20, 2022, 10:05:43 AM
Great post.

The woman I was seeing in 2018 basically ate my soul. bhank had to remind me I had a girlfriend in 2019-2020 who I actually got pregnant [she miscarried, sadly], and it made me realize how long I've been recovered without realizing it. I'm better off than I lead on. But being with a woman hiding a full-on opioid and partial benzodiazepine addiction, and blaming me for essentially her withdrawal, was unquestionably the most frustrating and maddening experience I ever had.

She was the worst thing that ever happened to me, and it left me with one major unfixed issue: how am I supposed to navigate relationships and life when I'm having entire second lives hidden from me?

It boggles my mind to think that there are people married to homosexuals who literally hide that, and are in those marriages for decades before finding out. Oprah had a show about women who got HIV from their husbands, completely unbeknownst to any of them that they were beards.

How would one come to terms with that?

Then there are also women married to serial killers and rapists who don't find out until decades later.

Speaking of my most recent [and last - presumably ever] girlfriend, from 2020 - she was really a wonderful woman.

The thing about her is that she would utterly lose her shit at the mere idea of me talking to other woman. Her rule was - I couldn't talk to other women, ever, under any circumstance. Product of her being cheated on by every boyfriend she ever had.

Except there was just one thing [which I don't believe I've shared on Getbig, but think enough time has passed where I can do so now]:

She was married!!!

So the entire time that she was policing my behaviour and geo-locating me, etc, she still hadn't filed for divorce.

I even asked her to ask five her closest friends if it would be ok for her to make such demands of me, and she wouldn't. So presumably, she knew it was wrong.

But that's how I find people are - and women moreso than men - they hold different principles for others than for themselves.

It seems whatever happened with Johnny and Amber was a mutual shit-show. But if I had to take a side, I'd side with Johnny based on the fact that no other such allegations came out in decades prior.

So here we have a situation where a woman is using one standard for herself, but not accepting the same behaviour [or even less] from a man.

And I'll never be able to accept that sort of thing. I feel most men experience this - but live with the double standards.

Johnny Depp is not most men though. So I really don't get this one.

I hope he recovers, and copies DiCaprio's model.

This isn’t about you, you fucking twatwaffle.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: GymnJuice on April 20, 2022, 10:22:47 AM
Could this slut POSSIBLY be any hotter?:

If her tits were bigger she might be an 11 and then become worthy of a date from a Getbigger.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: kevin25 on April 20, 2022, 12:50:13 PM
If her tits were bigger she might be an 11 and then become worthy of a date from a Getbigger.
i have been in a relationship with a girl as crazy as Amber. Same pattern as described by Johnny Depp  :-X
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 20, 2022, 01:47:11 PM
I turned on Fox news about an hour ago. They were showing his live testimony. I tuned in just as he was talking about her shitting on his half of the bed. He couldn't keep the shit eating grin off his face. I'd have been excused from the jury because I laughed my ass off. That being said, she is a filthy cigarette smoker and has small tits. I'd rather piss on her face than fuck her.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Moontrane on April 20, 2022, 02:03:01 PM
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

 :D
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 20, 2022, 02:34:17 PM
I turned on Fox news about an hour ago. They were showing his live testimony. I tuned in just as he was talking about her shitting on his half of the bed. He couldn't keep the shit eating grin off his face. I'd have been excused from the jury because I laughed my ass off. That being said, she is a filthy cigarette smoker and has small tits. I'd rather piss on her face than fuck her.

I have so many things to say about this, but I'll have to address them all later. The last time I watched mainstream news was September of 2007 [aside from short clips on YouTube, and ONLY if they come with a robust open comments' section]. But I've been glued to this all day, lol.

This is the first time in possibly decades that I've been utterly glued to a mainstream news telecast like this.

Does Amber possibly have the cutest sad face in existence? 😍

This is one of the first times my dick has moved this whole plandemic.

I'm extremely vanilla, but I'd LOVE to drench her slutty POUTY face with sperm as she begs for me an apology:
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 20, 2022, 03:08:11 PM
I have so many things to say about this, but I'll have to address them all later. The last time I watched mainstream news was September of 2007 [aside from short clips on YouTube, and ONLY if they come with a robust open comments' section]. But I've been glued to this all day, lol.

This is the first time in possibly decades that I've been utterly glued to a mainstream news telecast like this.

Does Amber possibly have the cutest sad face in existence? 😍

This is one of the first times my dick has moved this whole plandemic.

I'm extremely vanilla, but I'd LOVE to drench her slutty POUTY face with sperm as she begs for me an apology:

Great take Matt.  Her face does beg for target practice. 
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 21, 2022, 03:25:43 AM
Johnny Depp is rumored to have a small cock
Most of Amber's relationships were with people who have no cocks at all.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Flexacon on April 21, 2022, 03:28:18 AM
Most of Amber's relationships were with people who have no cocks at all.

So you think she's good with a strap on? Asking for Bhanky a friend.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on April 21, 2022, 03:57:05 AM
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

Thank you Mr De Sade
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 21, 2022, 08:34:43 AM
So you think she's good with a strap on? Asking for Bhanky a friend.
She seems like a "top" in a lesbian relationship although she's had at least one butch girlfriend.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: 20inch calves on April 21, 2022, 11:54:29 AM
It was said that she abused him.. regardless if true...she's an evil woman. She tried to take him for everything and wasn't happy till destroyed him
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on April 21, 2022, 12:48:49 PM
Flipping around YouTube and stumbled upon the live feed.

What a disaster.

She’s a psychotic bitch and he’s a Hollweird alcoholic drug-addict.

Terrific matchup.  ::)

Like NO ONE could have predicted this.

All because he couldn’t resist the pussy.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on April 21, 2022, 04:32:08 PM
https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/21/johnny-depp-video-kitchen-rampage-amber-heard-shown-court-trial/

Would watch if this was a reality show
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Marty Champions on April 21, 2022, 08:01:38 PM
There is way hotter and younger out n about, i tell yeah the value of any pussy is heavily inflated, its overvalued i dont fall for it
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 21, 2022, 08:17:55 PM
There is way hotter and younger out n about, i tell yeah the value of any pussy is heavily inflated, its overvalued i dont fall for it

Is the value of pussy these days tied to the overall inflation?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 22, 2022, 10:51:06 AM
Fallen Getbig legend Sarcasm once said was that "no matter how hot a woman is, knowing she has a FISHY, cheesy vagina - which they all have - humanizes them, and makes them more approachable."



There is no doubt she has a fishy crevasse.........and she took a shit on johnny Depps' bed.  Any sexual attraction that I used to have for her has gone away never to return.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Megalodon on April 22, 2022, 10:54:48 AM
Someone must have advised Depp to drop his non-pretentious, completely believable British accent.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 22, 2022, 02:04:34 PM
Ugh.

Why must it be this way?

Is this video as bad as the title suggests? I haven't watched it yet. I'll try to gather my energy and do so later tonight...

 :-X

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: ThisisOverload on April 22, 2022, 02:17:09 PM
Imagine the level of sexual debauchery these two had.

She 100% is into anal and most likely autoerotic asphyxiation.

If she was darker and thicker, i'd give her ATM anytime.

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: ThisisOverload on April 22, 2022, 03:09:06 PM
I'm extremely vanilla, but I'd LOVE to drench her slutty POUTY face with sperm as she begs for me an apology:

Imagine that pouty face staring up at you while you launch several creamy ropes of jizz across her face.

One rope is so accurate that it starts at the chin and gently drapes across the bridge of her nose before clipping the corner of her eye.

She panics for a minute, but she is mentally unwell and doesn't want to let you down. So she gives you a 1/4 smile as tears fill her eyes.

So you wipe to jizz off her face with your fingers and feed it to her, while patting her gently on the head and saying "good girl".

You are in control now.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on April 22, 2022, 03:26:31 PM
Imagine that pouty face staring up at you while you launch several creamy ropes of jizz across her face.

One rope is so accurate that it starts at the chin and gently drapes across the bridge of her nose before clipping the corner of her eye.

She panics for a minute, but she is mentally unwell and doesn't want to let you down. So she gives you a 1/4 smile as tears fill her eyes.

So you wipe to jizz off her face with your fingers and feed it to her, while patting her gently on the head and saying "good girl".

You are in control now.

erotic post of the week
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: joswift on April 22, 2022, 03:29:02 PM
Imagine that pouty face staring up at you while you launch several creamy ropes of jizz across her face.

One rope is so accurate that it starts at the chin and gently drapes across the bridge of her nose before clipping the corner of her eye.

She panics for a minute, but she is mentally unwell and doesn't want to let you down. So she gives you a 1/4 smile as tears fill her eyes.

So you wipe to jizz off her face with your fingers and feed it to her, while patting her gently on the head and saying "good girl".

You are in control the captain now.

fixed
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 22, 2022, 04:19:28 PM
Imagine that pouty face staring up at you while you launch several creamy ropes of jizz across her face.

One rope is so accurate that it starts at the chin and gently drapes across the bridge of her nose before clipping the corner of her eye.

She panics for a minute, but she is mentally unwell and doesn't want to let you down. So she gives you a 1/4 smile as tears fill her eyes.

So you wipe to jizz off her face with your fingers and feed it to her, while patting her gently on the head and saying "good girl".

You are in control now.

Parsh Raging Hard-On
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: The Gov on April 22, 2022, 05:06:59 PM
Flipping around YouTube and stumbled upon the live feed.

What a disaster.

She’s a psychotic bitch and he’s a Hollweird alcoholic drug-addict.

Terrific matchup.  ::)

Like NO ONE could have predicted this.

All because he couldn’t resist the pussy.

They deserve each other and this circus, win win.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: G_Thang on April 22, 2022, 09:14:11 PM
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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 22, 2022, 09:37:29 PM
Imagine that pouty face staring up at you while you launch several creamy ropes of jizz across her face.

One rope is so accurate that it starts at the chin and gently drapes across the bridge of her nose before clipping the corner of her eye.

She panics for a minute, but she is mentally unwell and doesn't want to let you down. So she gives you a 1/4 smile as tears fill her eyes.

So you wipe to jizz off her face with your fingers and feed it to her, while patting her gently on the head and saying "good girl".

You are in control now.

I changed my mind about Amber after reading the title of this video:



^ I don't even want to watch that video!!!

God, why can't I just fucking die already? I can't believe what absolute disgusting perverts people are. Women are such vile, nasty pigs.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Dave D on April 22, 2022, 10:23:15 PM
I changed my mind about Amber after reading the title of this video:



^ I don't even want to watch that video!!!

God, why can't I just fucking die already? I can't believe what absolute disgusting perverts people are. Women are such vile, nasty pigs.
Don’t waste your time watching the video.

Depp saw a photo. It may have never happened. He may be making it up.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Moontrane on April 22, 2022, 10:55:35 PM
I'm not watching the trial, but this is funny  :D

https://twitter.com/i/status/1517264786290974720
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: delon on April 22, 2022, 11:24:19 PM
From dating supermodels (from 1:30 look at kate moss giggle over him) ...

To today,quite the fall,

He aged 15 years in about 5 after heard came along



Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 22, 2022, 11:38:35 PM
Don’t waste your time watching the video.

Depp saw a photo. It may have never happened. He may be making it up.

Stop it.  I want to believe it happened.  I was watching his testimony when he was describing it.  He could not keep the grin off of his fucking face.  Amber Turd.   ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: _bruce_ on April 23, 2022, 12:08:02 AM
Imagine that pouty face staring up at you while you launch several creamy ropes of jizz across her face.

One rope is so accurate that it starts at the chin and gently drapes across the bridge of her nose before clipping the corner of her eye.

She panics for a minute, but she is mentally unwell and doesn't want to let you down. So she gives you a 1/4 smile as tears fill her eyes.

So you wipe to jizz off her face with your fingers and feed it to her, while patting her gently on the head and saying "good girl".

You are in control now.

Stop touting Weider principles.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 23, 2022, 01:11:41 AM
Don’t waste your time watching the video.

Depp saw a photo. It may have never happened. He may be making it up.

Having not watched it, may he be lying?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: G_Thang on April 23, 2022, 02:34:31 AM
Heard was arrested in Seattle in 2009.  Is this a tranny or does she swing both ways?


(https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2020/07/amber-tasya-76.jpg?quality=75&strip=all)

Too nice looking and fine to be such a messy woman.  She could have skipped all this if she took the PTA mom route Julia Roberts took.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Never1AShow on April 23, 2022, 04:04:51 AM
Heard was arrested in Seattle in 2009.  Is this a tranny or does she swing both ways?


(https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2020/07/amber-tasya-76.jpg?quality=75&strip=all)

Too nice looking and fine to be such a messy woman.  She could have skipped all this if she took the PTA mom route Julia Roberts took.

Seattle?  More indication shes a druggie same as him. 

Anyone surprised that this thread hasn't turned into a thread of hot pics of Amber?  I guess they're aren't any.  Oh wait,
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 23, 2022, 10:45:01 AM
I changed my mind about Amber after reading the title of this video:



^ I don't even want to watch that video!!!

God, why can't I just fucking die already? I can't believe what absolute disgusting perverts people are. Women are such vile, nasty pigs.
Everything she does is disgusting.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on April 23, 2022, 12:30:03 PM
Broad is bonkers, full stop.

For as beautiful as is her exterior, she is equally as ugly a person and as mentally fricked.

A demon housed in an attractive shell.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 23, 2022, 01:20:47 PM
Broad is bonkers, full stop.

For as beautiful as is her exterior, she is equally as ugly a person and as mentally fricked.

A demon housed in an attractive shell.
In a few years she will be nothing but ugly, inside and out.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: stavios on April 23, 2022, 01:28:00 PM
I'm as disgusted as I've ever been while reading this yet I cannot stop laughing for the life of me.  Fucking great post.

Lmfao same here, my wife just asked me what the fuck i was reading that is so funny
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 23, 2022, 03:12:16 PM
Broad is bonkers, full stop.

For as beautiful as is her exterior, she is equally as ugly a person and as mentally fricked.

A demon housed in an attractive shell.

I suspect women like Amber aren't particularly uncommon.

But even if 1% of women are like Amber, that's too much for me.

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 23, 2022, 04:59:26 PM
Lmfao same here, my wife just asked me what the fuck i was reading that is so funny

My wife would be mortified by getbig.  LOFL.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: The Scott on April 23, 2022, 05:44:40 PM
I suspect women like Amber aren't particularly uncommon.

But even if 1% of women are like Amber, that's too much for me.




A well a everybody's heard about the Heard
H-h-h-h Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well Johnny Depp he knows, about the Heard and
Johnny Depp says the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd


Abject apoligies to The Trashmen.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: joswift on April 23, 2022, 05:48:28 PM
Everybody knows about the turd
Johnny took pic of the turd
Its the turd its the turd of Amber Heard
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec5jZV5WkAopDlm?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 23, 2022, 06:25:25 PM
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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 24, 2022, 02:29:26 AM
Her turd looks unhealthy. Better get Cologuard.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on April 24, 2022, 05:38:40 AM

A well a everybody's heard about the Heard
H-h-h-h Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well Johnny Depp he knows, about the Heard and
Johnny Depp says the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd


Abject apoligies to The Trashmen.

 ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Kwon on April 24, 2022, 05:40:48 AM
Everybody knows about the turd
Johnny took pic of the turd
Its the turd its the turd of Amber Heard
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec5jZV5WkAopDlm?format=jpg&name=small)
Amber Turd
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 24, 2022, 07:00:31 AM
.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: The Scott on April 24, 2022, 08:10:47 AM
;D ;D ;D

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;D ;D
You are the Man!  I was hoping someone would do this!  Well done!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: wes on April 24, 2022, 08:40:16 AM
;D ;D ;D

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I`m fucking dying here.  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: MAXX on April 24, 2022, 02:37:47 PM
Everybody knows about the turd
Johnny took pic of the turd
Its the turd its the turd of Amber Heard
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ec5jZV5WkAopDlm?format=jpg&name=small)
faecal....















matter
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: TheGrinch on April 24, 2022, 05:28:00 PM
 Has she testified about swallowing or anal yet?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Gregzs on April 24, 2022, 06:49:12 PM
"Will Smith and Johnny Depp are the reminder to all men, that you can have good looks, have all the fame in the world, and enough money to last 1000 lives, but if you don't have a good wife as a life partner, your life will be miserable.

A good woman is worth more than all the gold in the world. If you found one, consider yourself rich.❤️

Meantime I’ll remain single thank you."

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 24, 2022, 07:20:09 PM
"Will Smith and Johnny Depp are the reminder to all men, that you can have good looks, have all the fame in the world, and enough money to last 1000 lives, but if you don't have a good wife as a life partner, your life will be miserable.

A good woman is worth more than all the gold in the world. If you found one, consider yourself rich.❤️

Meantime I’ll remain single thank you."

 ;D ;D ;D

I look at Will Smith and Johnny Depp as proof that bad relationships can happen to any man. No man is immune, and the only solution is to not enter into one.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 25, 2022, 09:38:01 AM
;D ;D ;D

I look at Will Smith and Johnny Depp as proof that bad relationships can happen to any man. No man is immune, and the only solution is to not enter into one.
And Dr. Dre and Emmitt Smith and............
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Flexacon on April 25, 2022, 09:47:38 AM
"Will Smith and Johnny Depp are the reminder to all men, that you can have good looks, have all the fame in the world, and enough money to last 1000 lives, but if you don't have a good wife as a life partner, your life will be miserable.

A good woman is worth more than all the gold in the world. If you found one, consider yourself rich.❤️

Meantime I’ll remain single thank you."

Blame them not the women

They could have just dated Pinkett and Heard. If it turned into something more regular then by all means call it a relationship, but keep them at arms length.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on April 25, 2022, 12:02:19 PM
Blame them not the women

They could have just dated Pinkett and Heard. If it turned into something more regular then by all means call it a relationship, but keep them at arms length.

Once the broad is in your home, residing, you’re absolutely vulnerable.

Always KNOW this.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: robcguns on April 25, 2022, 12:12:25 PM
He should’ve sold her used thongs and got paid. Think he smelled them?

Hahaha
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: deadz on April 25, 2022, 01:16:19 PM
Gotta be a homo to pay attention to this garbage.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 25, 2022, 06:07:02 PM
Gotta be a homo to pay attention to this garbage.

Fuck off.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: deadz on April 25, 2022, 06:36:37 PM
Fuck off.
Eat shit, C unt!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 25, 2022, 06:42:15 PM
Eat shit, C unt!

^bitch^
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 26, 2022, 07:05:35 AM
I couldn't find the English version of this scene on YouTube that covered all of it - but go to the five minute mark:



^ Maybe Johnny dated Amber as part of a method acting program for a Ninth Gate remake? Or was it just life imitating art?  ;D
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: _bruce_ on April 26, 2022, 10:08:54 AM
I suspect women like Amber aren't particularly uncommon.

But even if 1% of women are like Amber, that's too much for me.


Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 26, 2022, 10:12:33 AM

Unfortunately, they are not.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: The Scott on April 26, 2022, 06:40:07 PM
I couldn't find the English version of this scene on YouTube that covered all of it - but go to the five minute mark:



^ Maybe Johnny dated Amber as part of a method acting program for a Ninth Gate remake? Or was it just life imitating art?  ;D

I have that film on DVD.  It is weird at times but overall pretty good.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Notomorrow on April 26, 2022, 07:12:08 PM
Bitch thought she could ride the coattails of  #$$$Metoo and got shut the fuck down. She is a fucking disgrace, because many women have been abused in the history of Hollywood. She ain't one of them.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 26, 2022, 10:12:02 PM
I have that film on DVD.  It is weird at times but overall pretty good.

I have it on DVD somewhere too. Probably in storage.

It's on Odysee also:

https://odysee.com/@Filmsandmusic:4/The-Ninth-Gate-(1999):3

^ Odysee is the new free speech platform that will displace YouTube [along with Rumble and Bitchute], if YouTube keeps censoring speech.

They have a decent selection of movies there, which will be removed as they grow, and get more DMCA notices.

I normally buy all movies I watch, but some titles aren't available, but are online. So I watch those ones online.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on April 26, 2022, 10:12:40 PM
Bitch thought she could ride the coattails of  #$$$Metoo and got shut the fuck down. She is a fucking disgrace, because many women have been abused in the history of Hollywood. She ain't one of them.

Exactly. And basically ruined Johnny's career in the process.

#MePoo.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 26, 2022, 11:07:38 PM
Johnny Depp is a great actor.  Hopefully he'll make like Johnny Falcon and soar once again.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Notomorrow on April 26, 2022, 11:49:35 PM
Johnny Depp is a great actor.  Hopefully he'll make like Johnny Falcon and soar once again.
Not many realize what a great actor Johnny Depp is. A great FILM actor. A film actor is a different art than a stage actor. Scenes are shot out of sequence because of budget. Actors have no idea what the fucking script is about, although they lie and say they do. But when they see the final film, they are as shocked as the audience. That's why Depp doesn't watch his films. Ever.  It would fuck his acting if he let his ego get involved.

The dry performance he gave in Edward Scissorhands was brilliant because he didn't "act". He just was in the moment. He let Tim Burton be an artist.

Whatever you think about this circus lawsuit thing, please understand that Johnny Depp is about  as good as it gets as a film actor.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 27, 2022, 01:08:27 AM
Not many realize what a great actor Johnny Depp is. A great FILM actor. A film actor is a different art than a stage actor. Scenes are shot out of sequence because of budget. Actors have no idea what the fucking script is about, although they lie and say they do. But when they see the final film, they are as shocked as the audience. That's why Depp doesn't watch his films. Ever.  It would fuck his acting if he let his ego get involved.

The dry performance he gave in Edward Scissorhands was brilliant because he didn't "act". He just was in the moment. He let Tim Burton be an artist.

Whatever you think about this circus lawsuit thing, please understand that Johnny Depp is about  as good as it gets as a film actor.

Agreed 100%.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 27, 2022, 03:06:29 AM
Not many realize what a great actor Johnny Depp is. A great FILM actor. A film actor is a different art than a stage actor. Scenes are shot out of sequence because of budget. Actors have no idea what the fucking script is about, although they lie and say they do. But when they see the final film, they are as shocked as the audience. That's why Depp doesn't watch his films. Ever.  It would fuck his acting if he let his ego get involved.

The dry performance he gave in Edward Scissorhands was brilliant because he didn't "act". He just was in the moment. He let Tim Burton be an artist.

Whatever you think about this circus lawsuit thing, please understand that Johnny Depp is about  as good as it gets as a film actor.
Hopefully he will get great roles again now that he is sober and everyone sees what a pig Amber is.
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Post by: Super Natural on April 27, 2022, 08:02:53 AM
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Post by: ThisisOverload on April 27, 2022, 01:11:52 PM
Not many realize what a great actor Johnny Depp is. A great FILM actor. A film actor is a different art than a stage actor. Scenes are shot out of sequence because of budget. Actors have no idea what the fucking script is about, although they lie and say they do. But when they see the final film, they are as shocked as the audience. That's why Depp doesn't watch his films. Ever.  It would fuck his acting if he let his ego get involved.

The dry performance he gave in Edward Scissorhands was brilliant because he didn't "act". He just was in the moment. He let Tim Burton be an artist.

Whatever you think about this circus lawsuit thing, please understand that Johnny Depp is about  as good as it gets as a film actor.

Agreed.

I've always thought he was a great actor.

Ninth Gate is a good movie.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 27, 2022, 03:07:21 PM
What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is a great movie. The one where DiCaprio plays a retard and the fat pig mother dies. It shows Depp's talent but more so DiCaprio's.
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Post by: AbrahamG on April 27, 2022, 03:27:18 PM
What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is a great movie. The one where DiCaprio plays a retard and the fat pig mother dies. It shows Depp's talent but more so DiCaprio's.

I love him in Ed Wood, Nick of Time (With Christopher Walken), Donnie Brasco and Blow.  Blow is one of my favorite movies of all time.  Penelope Cruz does such a good job playing a cunt and smokes cigarettes that it actually makes me hate her in real life now. 
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Post by: Rambone on April 27, 2022, 03:40:12 PM
What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is a great movie. The one where DiCaprio plays a retard and the fat pig mother dies. It shows Depp's talent but more so DiCaprio's.

DiCaprio played Arnie so well. Everybody thought he was actually retarded. And the fat ass mom only died 5 years ago and almost made it to 70. It shows how unhealthy bodybuilding is when this human blimp outlived so many “athletes”

(https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2017%2F03%2Fdarlene-cates1.jpg)

Her heaviest weight was 2 Hankys (410 pounds)
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Post by: ThisisOverload on April 27, 2022, 03:46:34 PM
Penelope Cruz does such a good job playing a cunt and smokes cigarettes that it actually makes me hate her in real life now.

 ;D
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 28, 2022, 01:04:47 AM
DiCaprio played Arnie so well. Everybody thought he was actually retarded. And the fat ass mom only died 5 years ago and almost made it to 70. It shows how unhealthy bodybuilding is when this human blimp outlived so many “athletes”

(https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2017%2F03%2Fdarlene-cates1.jpg)

Her heaviest weight was 2 Hankys (410 pounds)

Jesus, there really is something to be said for living the life of a sedentary pig. 70 years of permabulking, eating whatever she felt like, and chilling out on comfy chairs - I have to respect that. Also ... Lord have mercy. Can you imagine these three hitting da clubs during the 90s Golden Age of Poon? I want to kill myself from jealousy.

(https://preview.redd.it/5hkkpfxc1kx61.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1c688d7a6d06a2edd756be5b11d2faa22f5ff94f)

I love him in Ed Wood, Nick of Time (With Christopher Walken), Donnie Brasco and Blow.  Blow is one of my favorite movies of all time.  Penelope Cruz does such a good job playing a cunt and smokes cigarettes that it actually makes me hate her in real life now. 

I always get her confused with Salma Hayek. I was just away to say you can watch her stuffing her big, fat tits with chicken wings recently on YouTube, but that's Salma.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 28, 2022, 08:27:20 AM
Jesus, there really is something to be said for living the life of a sedentary pig. 70 years of permabulking, eating whatever she felt like, and chilling out on comfy chairs - I have to respect that. Also ... Lord have mercy. Can you imagine these three hitting da clubs during the 90s Golden Age of Poon? I want to kill myself from jealousy.

(https://preview.redd.it/5hkkpfxc1kx61.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1c688d7a6d06a2edd756be5b11d2faa22f5ff94f)

I always get her confused with Salma Hayek. I was just away to say you can watch her stuffing her big, fat tits with chicken wings recently on YouTube, but that's Salma.
I would love to stick her big fat tits in my mouth. Salma's, not that other pig.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 28, 2022, 12:30:29 PM
I would love to stick her big fat tits in my mouth. Salma's, not that other pig.

I'd love to drive my car into a brick wall at 100 mph with nothing but Salma's big, fat tits as an airbag.
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Post by: Earl1972 on April 28, 2022, 02:20:42 PM
Jesus, there really is something to be said for living the life of a sedentary pig. 70 years of permabulking, eating whatever she felt like, and chilling out on comfy chairs - I have to respect that. Also ... Lord have mercy. Can you imagine these three hitting da clubs during the 90s Golden Age of Poon? I want to kill myself from jealousy.

(https://preview.redd.it/5hkkpfxc1kx61.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1c688d7a6d06a2edd756be5b11d2faa22f5ff94f)


leo looks completely out of place standing next to those two studs, ironically i would say he did the best with women

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Post by: Gregzs on April 28, 2022, 06:15:42 PM
I love him in Ed Wood, Nick of Time (With Christopher Walken), Donnie Brasco and Blow.  Blow is one of my favorite movies of all time.  Penelope Cruz does such a good job playing a cunt and smokes cigarettes that it actually makes me hate her in real life now.

Happy 48th birthday to Penélope Cruz

(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/279033850_3113382485577573_5720942532945521970_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=2c4854&_nc_ohc=0XUmCn97nz0AX8TbMRS&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT8hEXSFrhsDhepVGy6PSqPiH273sEx8pXjS3y4oslg4Jw&oe=626F9E29)
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 29, 2022, 03:06:43 AM
Yes!!! Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Monica Bellucci and Paz Vega. :P The best of the best back in the day.
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Post by: loco on April 29, 2022, 05:41:05 AM
Petition to remove Amber Heard from 'Aquaman 2' surpasses 2.2M signatures

"As Amber Heard is a known and proven domestic abuser, Warner Brothers and DC Entertainment should and must remove Heard from their Aquaman 2 film project. They must not ignore the suffering of Heard's victims, and must not glamorize a domestic abuser," Larson says in part. "Men are victims of domestic abuse, just like women. This must be recognized, and action must be taken to prevent a known abuser from being celebrated within the entertainment industry. Do the right thing. Remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2."
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/amber-heard-aquaman-2-petition-003238087.html


Petition:
https://www.change.org/p/dc-entertainment-remove-amber-heard-from-aquaman-2
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Post by: TheGrinch on April 29, 2022, 07:22:22 AM
woooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhh h


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Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 29, 2022, 10:44:47 AM
Amber Heard has been added to the Shitpipe List.
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Post by: Gregzs on April 29, 2022, 08:13:22 PM
(https://i.insider.com/5f11c32ef34d053c23391a69?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, a French actor and singer, started dating in 1998. The pair met in Paris where Depp was shooting a movie with Roman Polanski called "The Ninth Gate."

Speaking to The Daily Mail at the time about the moment he saw Paradis, Depp said: "She was wearing a dress with an exposed back and I saw that back and that neck, and then she turned around and I saw those eyes, and — boom!"

In 1999, the pair had their first child Lily-Rose Depp followed by son Jack Depp in 2002. The couple split in 2012 after 14 years together.

In 2013, Depp discussed the breakup with Rolling Stone magazine.

He said: "It wasn't easy on [Paradis]. It wasn't easy on me. It wasn't easy on the kids. It doesn't stop the fact that you care for that person, and they're the mother of your kids, and you'll always know each other, and you're always gonna be in each other's lives because of those kids. You might as well make the best of it."

During Depp's libel trial against The Sun newspaper, Paradis also provided a witness statement in defense of Depp. In the statement, Paradis said she has always "known Johnny to be a kind, attentive, generous and non-violent person and father."

https://www.insider.com/johnny-depps-past-public-relationships-2022-4?utm_campaign=sf-insider-entertainment&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&fbclid=IwAR0BnmuAyDPJfqbT37Ygvh-NzhzDeNgqfEgyKQbQMGSy5IiCK_Ftr4wbX3A#johnny-depp-and-vanessa-paradis-were-partners-for-14-years-6
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Post by: Gregzs on April 29, 2022, 08:15:26 PM
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Post by: Gregzs on April 29, 2022, 09:07:53 PM
Bill Burr On Johnny Depp & Amber Heard

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Post by: hardgainerj on April 29, 2022, 09:40:48 PM
Bill Burr On Johnny Depp & Amber Heard


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Post by: Earl1972 on April 30, 2022, 12:20:27 AM
woooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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the only reason johnny depp is getting so much support is because he's a superstar, amber picked the wrong guy to abuse

any other man gets ridiculed or ignored when a woman does such nasty things to him

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Post by: LurkerNoMore on May 04, 2022, 04:22:56 PM
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Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: youandme on May 04, 2022, 04:31:54 PM
the only reason johnny depp is getting so much support is because he's a superstar, amber picked the wrong guy to abuse

any other man gets ridiculed or ignored when a woman does such nasty things to him

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No I think men are fed up with women’s bullshit. All of that was fine until they pushed equality, but they don’t like equal when it doesn’t suite them. Also this has more to do with Heard having a ton of mental issues and being the typical run through whore that believes she’s entitled. The list of her verified mental issues is somewhat typical with the ordinary woman of today that’s desperately searching for a man or leeching on a man(simp). Deep found himself swallowing the blue pill and this is what occurs.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Earl1972 on May 04, 2022, 11:05:12 PM
No I think men are fed up with women’s bullshit. All of that was fine until they pushed equality, but they don’t like equal when it doesn’t suite them. Also this has more to do with Heard having a ton of mental issues and being the typical run through whore that believes she’s entitled. The list of her verified mental issues is somewhat typical with the ordinary woman of today that’s desperately searching for a man or leeching on a man(simp). Deep found himself swallowing the blue pill and this is what occurs.

i don't disagree with you but most of society sides with women when there is a dispute between a man and a woman

if a regular guy was experiencing the same thing that johnny did with amber, it would be said he must have done something to deserve it or he would be called some beta male that couldn't earn the respect of a woman

most guys don't have the means to clear their name let alone the support from the masses without being called "sexist" or "incel" or any other name calling used to shame men and put women on a pedestal

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Post by: Gregzs on May 21, 2022, 10:06:30 PM
 ;D


Jason Momoa flirts with Camille on stand in Johnny Depp Amber Heard Trial DUB

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Post by: Fortress on May 22, 2022, 06:45:53 AM
Dipp’s attorney openly calling the mental case Amber TURD in court is about the greatest thing Fortress has ever seen.
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Post by: Rambone on May 22, 2022, 07:32:11 AM
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Jesus. She’s closing in on Michelle Obama ugly
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 22, 2022, 08:45:33 AM
(https://i.insider.com/5f11c32ef34d053c23391a69?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, a French actor and singer, started dating in 1998. The pair met in Paris where Depp was shooting a movie with Roman Polanski called "The Ninth Gate."

Speaking to The Daily Mail at the time about the moment he saw Paradis, Depp said: "She was wearing a dress with an exposed back and I saw that back and that neck, and then she turned around and I saw those eyes, and — boom!"

In 1999, the pair had their first child Lily-Rose Depp followed by son Jack Depp in 2002. The couple split in 2012 after 14 years together.

In 2013, Depp discussed the breakup with Rolling Stone magazine.

He said: "It wasn't easy on [Paradis]. It wasn't easy on me. It wasn't easy on the kids. It doesn't stop the fact that you care for that person, and they're the mother of your kids, and you'll always know each other, and you're always gonna be in each other's lives because of those kids. You might as well make the best of it."

During Depp's libel trial against The Sun newspaper, Paradis also provided a witness statement in defense of Depp. In the statement, Paradis said she has always "known Johnny to be a kind, attentive, generous and non-violent person and father."

https://www.insider.com/johnny-depps-past-public-relationships-2022-4?utm_campaign=sf-insider-entertainment&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&fbclid=IwAR0BnmuAyDPJfqbT37Ygvh-NzhzDeNgqfEgyKQbQMGSy5IiCK_Ftr4wbX3A#johnny-depp-and-vanessa-paradis-were-partners-for-14-years-6
Why did he have kids with Paradis and never marry her but then date Turd for a short time and walk the aisle? Makes no sense.
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Post by: French on May 22, 2022, 09:00:05 AM
 :)
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 22, 2022, 10:10:47 AM
:)

Holy shit. Is that their daughter? She's gorgeous. I guess she was bound to be with those two mixing genes. Always makes me laugh that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore managed to fuck it all up and create a bunch of potato heads.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 23, 2022, 02:40:19 AM
Holy shit. Is that their daughter? She's gorgeous. I guess she was bound to be with those two mixing genes. Always makes me laugh that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore managed to fuck it all up and create a bunch of potato heads.
Bruce Willis' genetics were the problem.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Gregzs on May 24, 2022, 08:57:45 PM
Amber Heard testified that she donated $250,000 to a children's art program. The charity's CEO said the money came from Elon Musk.

A CEO of an art charity that Amber Heard testified to having donated $250,000 to says the money actually came from Elon Musk.

This is the second charity official to say they believe an anonymous donation made in Heard's name came from Musk, the billionaire Tesla CEO who Heard dated immediately after separating from Johnny Depp in 2016.

Previously, a representative of the American Civil Liberties Union said they received a $350,000 donation in Heard's name from an account they believed to be associated with Musk.

Heard is currently fighting a lawsuit from her ex-husband, Depp, who has accused her of defamation, saying she ruined his reputation and career with fake domestic violence claims. Heard says that she very much was a victim, and spent several days on the stand describing multiple incidents where she said Depp physically and sexually assaulted her.

https://www.insider.com/elon-musk-behind-donation-in-amber-heards-name-charity-says-2022-5?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=sf-insider-entertainment&fbclid=IwAR1yl-0xdS2ODKDwwriSL699mE-1yX3blp5TubEeG6tNOAZE7WsrQq5G8wI
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on May 25, 2022, 03:08:48 PM
Bruce Willis' genetics were the problem.

They’re both good-looking people.

The problem is, the top part of their kids’ faces are from her, and the bottom part from him.

The two facial characteristics DO NOT work together.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Skeletor on May 25, 2022, 03:15:33 PM
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Brutal. A cuck of the highest order.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Mohammed Omari on May 27, 2022, 01:06:56 AM
It is with great respect, lust, and admiration that I frequently perv on Johnny Depp's lawyer Camille Vasquez. So sharp, feisty, bright, beautiful. I wish I could pen her an intemperate and emotive sonnet to eloquently express just how badly I want to eat her out from behind and make love to her with the same fire and enthusiasm that she displays in the courtroom.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 27, 2022, 10:06:07 AM
It is with great respect, lust, and admiration that I frequently perv on Johnny Depp's lawyer Camille Vasquez. So sharp, feisty, bright, beautiful. I wish I could pen her an intemperate and emotive sonnet to eloquently express just how badly I want to eat her out from behind and make love to her with the same fire and enthusiasm that she displays in the courtroom.

You'll have to fight me for her, Muammar. I'm in love with her. I intend to marry her.
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Post by: webstar on May 27, 2022, 10:09:30 AM
It is with great respect, lust, and admiration that I frequently perv on Johnny Depp's lawyer Camille Vasquez. So sharp, feisty, bright, beautiful. I wish I could pen her an intemperate and emotive sonnet to eloquently express just how badly I want to eat her out from behind and make love to her with the same fire and enthusiasm that she displays in the courtroom.

She is one spicy bean burrito.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 01, 2022, 12:09:11 PM
It's going down right now. This is better than the UFC. Hoping that bitch gets her comeuppance!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: webstar on June 01, 2022, 12:26:08 PM
It's going down right now. This is better than the UFC. Hoping that bitch gets her comeuppance!

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Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 01, 2022, 12:29:15 PM
15 million. That bitch looks very crushed. 8)
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Schnauzer on June 01, 2022, 12:32:29 PM
Damages should have been higher. He lost a $22 million paycheck for Pirates 6 because of her, as well as his role in the last Fantastic Beasts movie.

EDIT: Vanity Fair states he got his full paycheck for Fantastic Beasts even though he was dropped.
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Post by: webstar on June 01, 2022, 12:33:12 PM
Damages should have been higher. He lost a $22 million paycheck for Pirates 6 because of her, as well as his role in the last Fantastic Beasts movie.

What was he after 50 million?

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 01, 2022, 12:33:30 PM
Damages should have been higher. He lost a $22 million paycheck for Pirates 6 because of her, as well as his role in the last Fantastic Beasts movie.
True, plus I'm sure her lawyers will appeal.
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Post by: AbrahamG on June 01, 2022, 12:36:34 PM
Bet she's gonna go apeshit once the camera is off her. Fuck her. No good cunt!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on June 01, 2022, 12:38:07 PM
That was amazing. Her BPD is gonna go off the scale; you could see her breathing like Shizzo when the decision was read out. She's legit going to be on suicide watch.
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Post by: Skeletor on June 01, 2022, 12:39:01 PM
Even after all this she'll probably find another rich fool to leech off.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 01, 2022, 12:39:44 PM
Bet she's gonna go apeshit once the camera is off her. Fuck her. No good cunt!
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in her house so I could see her meltdown tonight. Plus, there would be shit in her bed I could eat and crawl around in.
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Post by: joswift on June 01, 2022, 12:42:05 PM
Amber sees that Jonny has left his car window open
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Post by: affeman on June 01, 2022, 12:51:08 PM
She will recover
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Post by: joswift on June 01, 2022, 12:56:11 PM
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Post by: Gym-Rat on June 01, 2022, 01:09:40 PM
Amber Turd is fucked in the cranium...  ::)
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on June 01, 2022, 01:58:54 PM
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in her house so I could see her meltdown tonight. Plus, there would be shit in her bed I could eat and crawl around in.

My man!
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Rambone on June 01, 2022, 02:00:44 PM
Amber, if you’re somehow reading this, I have an available bed you can poop on tonight. Think about it and PM me. Hope to hear from you soon.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: joswift on June 01, 2022, 02:03:10 PM
Amber gets ready to go around Jonnys apartment to pick up her last few items of clothes from his bedroom
(https://c.tenor.com/pjzLbfvbVM0AAAAC/yes-eating.gif)
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: ThisisOverload on June 01, 2022, 04:11:06 PM
She will recover

Making it about other women.

When it's about what she did to ruin his career.

That's why all these #metoo bitches can eat a dick, with shit on it, from another girl's ass.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: King Shizzo on June 01, 2022, 05:15:44 PM
That was amazing. Her BPD is gonna go off the scale; you could see her breathing like Shizzo when the decision was read out. She's legit going to be on suicide watch.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on June 01, 2022, 05:31:28 PM
What’s the over-under on Amber’s pube scene?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: G_Thang on June 01, 2022, 06:27:56 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=678396.0;attach=1362922;image)

She just took a big L and will be on a rebound.  Does anyone know how to get in touch with her?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Gregzs on June 01, 2022, 07:19:29 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=678396.0;attach=1362922;image)

She just took a big L and will be on a rebound.  Does anyone know how to get in touch with her?

Wait for her DMs on her onlyfans she starts to pay that settlement.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on June 01, 2022, 07:35:19 PM
So Johnny Depp has reached Heard Immunity?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on June 01, 2022, 07:42:11 PM
So Johnny Depp has reached Heard Immunity?

Very good!  :D
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 02, 2022, 01:12:31 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=678396.0;attach=1362922;image)

She just took a big L and will be on a rebound.  Does anyone know how to get in touch with her?
She into chicks probably full time now.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: AbrahamG on June 02, 2022, 01:47:38 AM
I'm less bothered that she shit in the bed than that she smokes.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: youandme on June 02, 2022, 04:22:43 AM
Damages should have been higher. He lost a $22 million paycheck for Pirates 6 because of her, as well as his role in the last Fantastic Beasts movie.

EDIT: Vanity Fair states he got his full paycheck for Fantastic Beasts even though he was dropped.

Yeah, but they also had the green light for punitive damages. I think his main goal was to win so his name could be cleared to get future roles and back in with Disney.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: G_Thang on June 02, 2022, 05:18:29 AM
She into chicks probably full time now.

Naw she likes the D on the side.  You just want to be her stress-relieving buddy.  I 100% volunteer.  She'll be a good girl now.

(https://i0.wp.com/comicbooksgalaxy.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/amber-heard-43.jpg?resize=696%2C1146&ssl=1)
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on June 02, 2022, 11:51:47 PM
Getbig's legendary Vince Goodrum weighs in!

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 03, 2022, 04:39:59 AM
I'm less bothered that she shit in the bed than that she smokes.
Bro...
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Gregzs on June 03, 2022, 07:28:49 PM
How someone behaves at work is not necessarily how that person is at home.

Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Gregzs on August 12, 2022, 08:54:17 PM
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Matt on August 12, 2022, 09:57:10 PM
Amber's ****ing hot.
She's ****ing sexy.

But what she did on Johnny's bed was ****ing busted.
It was ****ing ugly.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 13, 2022, 10:56:14 AM
Amber's ****ing hot.
She's ****ing sexy.

But what she did on Johnny's bed was ****ing busted.
It was ****ing ugly.
The turd or the act of shitting the turd on his bed?
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: tacobender on August 13, 2022, 01:42:34 PM
She looks like a turd
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Fortress on August 13, 2022, 02:45:36 PM
How someone behaves at work is not necessarily how that person is at home.



I have little doubt she is friendly and professional on set. Dolph’s comments concerning such has little to do, as you say, with any consideration about how she might be in a romantic relationship.

Women are a confusing and confounding, and oftentimes poisonous, creature.

I have no problem believing Dipp is an alcoholic-abusing lunatic with a mostly scrambled brain.

Between her female-ness and … whatever … and his nutty nature and substance use, the possibility their union would be a success is essentially zero.

The turd attack notwithstanding, Heard is a righteous piece of ass.

But a dangerous one.

Dipp is played-out.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 14, 2022, 02:27:45 AM
She's getting old now. Her time is almost up.
Title: Re: Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.
Post by: tacobender on August 14, 2022, 12:55:33 PM
How is she dangerous