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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Mohammed Omari on May 04, 2022, 10:27:31 AM
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Under Islam, dogs are not viewed as pets. They are dirty and should be kept outside. Sure, they can be kept as guards and we take care of their welfare, but they do not belong inside the house. Harley, however, stands in extreme opposition to this. Allow me to elaborate.
I believe that Harley's claimed stance regarding his profession as an attorney can be summarized as this: Harley's job is to ensure that the Government acts lawfully. Further, that the Judiciary administers justice in accordance with the law. He must therefore remain impartial and objective. However, in cases involving animal cruelty (and animal cruelty alone), he is unable to do this because these cases engender an emotional reaction which negates his ability to perform his job to the highest standard. All good. My question, is why is there an emotional reaction?
I present to you Exhibit A:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=578368.0;attach=851716;image)
I believe that this is irrefutable evidence that Harley has sexual relations with dogs. This is the sort of photo that you take with your pregnant wife in order to send to everyone at Christmas. Additionally, that dog either has Prader-Willi syndrome or it IS pregnant with Harley's child. Look at the size of its fucking belly. AND his hand is all over it to subconsciously signify the role he's played in creating the bump. When Harley hears of cases involving the abuse of dogs, he cannot help but imagine that it is his sexual partner on the receiving end, and he's overcome with a rage that impedes his ability to comport himself as a professional.
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
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I think you're on to something here. Very compelling case you've laid out. Salaam.
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Under Islam,
Stopped reading right there, HTH.
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I think you're on to something here. Very compelling case you've laid out. Salaam.
I agree. Contra popular Getbig sentiment, I am a great supporter of our long, luxurious, flowing silver-haired barrister. However, Hassan's argument before the court, clearly calling for the defense to produce habeas canis is positively persuasive. Consequently, at this moment, Akeem's artful reasoning is beyond reasonable doubt. I await the defense's presentation, without which I will treat Hussein's case as the last word.
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Good to see you back, Kahn
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As I recall, he's an attorney (defense attorney at that!) So in all likelihood it is more probable than not that he has had sex with a dog and it is more probable than not that it wzs that particular dog.
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Good to see you back, Kahn
Thanks, FF! :)
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maybe the dog dressed up like a goat and seduced him mohammed
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Good to see you back, Kahn
Our esteemed Khan.N.Singh's return is proof, if you ever need it, that Allah hears our prayers. I, too, am a fan of Getbig's fist-throwing, girlfriend-shagging legal eagle Harley, and I find his justification for the perceived contradictions in his reasoning tenable. However, the evidence is clear: Harley shags dogs and he hates kids. Unless he's willing to stop by and defend himself, then this is the rumor that we must spread.
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As I recall, he's an attorney (defense attorney at that!) So in all likelihood it is more probable than not that he has had sex with a dog and it is more probable than not that it wzs that particular dog.
I guarantee if that dog was on trial for humping a child's leg, Harley would be defending it with all his might!
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Dear Mohammed. Do you think islam would accept bhanks into its faith? How would his lifestyle need to change?
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Dear Mohammed. Do you think islam would accept bhanks into its faith? How would his lifestyle need to change?
This is a great question, FF. The Quran teaches us that Allah 'will love you and forgive you your sins; for God is much-forgiving, a Dispenser of Grace' (Quran 3:31). But, truthfully, even someone as merciful and compassionate as Allah has limits.
Let's put aside Brian's confirmed flaws of drug abuse, blasphemy, harassment, stealing USPS postal bins, speeding, gluttony, faking disability, terrorizing wildlife with exotic cats, habitual lying, and sorcery (or 'magic', e.g. stepping on a scale and making it read 220 lbs when you're only 180 lbs). All of those could perhaps be forgiven.
What cannot be forgiven is what we refer to as 'al-Kaba'ir' - meaning 'the gravest of offenses'. This being polytheism or 'shirk'. You see, as a deluded fantasist with narcissistic personality disorder, Hankins views himself as God. When he looks in the mirror he doesn't see a bald, ugly, middle-aged, small-framed, 5'9" manchild. He sees the body of Lou Ferrigno with the face of Brad Pitt. I'm afraid there is no hope for Hankins. He needs to be shoved into a size M jumpsuit and have his massive, HGH-deformed head cut off.
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LOL
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Dogs are highly regarded here among us, m00zi's, not so much.
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This is a great question, FF. The Quran teaches us that Allah 'will love you and forgive you your sins; for God is much-forgiving, a Dispenser of Grace' (Quran 3:31). But, truthfully, even someone as merciful and compassionate as Allah has limits.
Let's put aside Brian's confirmed flaws of drug abuse, blasphemy, harassment, stealing USPS postal bins, speeding, gluttony, faking disability, terrorizing wildlife with exotic cats, habitual lying, and sorcery (or 'magic', e.g. stepping on a scale and making it read 220 lbs when you're only 180 lbs). All of those could perhaps be forgiven.
What cannot be forgiven is what we refer to as 'al-Kaba'ir' - meaning 'the gravest of offenses'. This being polytheism or 'shirk'. You see, as a deluded fantasist with narcissistic personality disorder, Hankins views himself as God. When he looks in the mirror he doesn't see a bald, ugly, middle-aged, small-framed, 5'9" manchild. He sees the body of Lou Ferrigno with the face of Brad Pitt. I'm afraid there is no hope for Hankins. He needs to be shoved into a size M jumpsuit and have his massive, HGH-deformed head cut off.
Well said.
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Screwed Pooch Of Peace
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Under Islam, dogs are not viewed as pets. They are dirty and should be kept outside. Sure, they can be kept as guards and we take care of their welfare, but they do not belong inside the house. Harley, however, stands in extreme opposition to this. Allow me to elaborate.
I believe that Harley's claimed stance regarding his profession as an attorney can be summarized as this: Harley's job is to ensure that the Government acts lawfully. Further, that the Judiciary administers justice in accordance with the law. He must therefore remain impartial and objective. However, in cases involving animal cruelty (and animal cruelty alone), he is unable to do this because these cases engender an emotional reaction which negates his ability to perform his job to the highest standard. All good. My question, is why is there an emotional reaction?
I present to you Exhibit A:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=578368.0;attach=851716;image)
I believe that this is irrefutable evidence that Harley has sexual relations with dogs. This is the sort of photo that you take with your pregnant wife in order to send to everyone at Christmas. Additionally, that dog either has Prader-Willi syndrome or it IS pregnant with Harley's child. Look at the size of its fucking belly. AND his hand is all over it to subconsciously signify the role he's played in creating the bump. When Harley hears of cases involving the abuse of dogs, he cannot help but imagine that it is his sexual partner on the receiving end, and he's overcome with a rage that impedes his ability to comport himself as a professional.
The prosecution rests, your Honor.
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Is he sexual?
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Is he sexual?
I can tell by the suggestion stare into the camera that not only is he sexual but that dog is a deviant. He may be the dog equivalent of Tbombz.
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I can tell by the suggestion stare into the camera that not only is he sexual but that dog is a deviant. He may be the dog equivalent of Tbombz.
It's only bestiality if you want it to be
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Oh, and if you fuck dogs
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It's only bestiality if you want it to be
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Oh, and if you fuck dogs
Technically speaking this may not be bestiality.
They arent dogs if they identify as people.
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I present to you Exhibit A:
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=578368.0;attach=851716;image)
Beautiful choice of footwear. It says, "I'm here for business, but I'm not going to sacrifice comfort and practicality. I am my own man."
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Technically speaking this may not be bestiality.
They arent dogs if they identify as people.
You're right - so brave...
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;D
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FUCK ISLAM AND YOU. SILLY FUCKING MUSLIMS, LIKE IT MATTERS WHAT A BUNCH OF SUICIDE BOMBING ASSHOLES THINK. ILL TAKE A DOG IN MY HOUSE OVER A MUSLIM ANYDAY.
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Dogs are highly regarded here among us, m00zi's, not so much.
^^^ This.
Muslimes aren’t very smart.
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FUCK ISLAM AND YOU. SILLY FUCKING MUSLIMS, LIKE UT MAYTERS WHAT A BUNCH OF SUICIDE BOMBING ASSHOLES THINK. ILL TAKE A DOG IN MY HOUSE OVER A MUSLIM ANYDAY.
(https://c.tenor.com/1Gurz4p55TkAAAAC/offended-disgusted.gif)
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Hi Sharma
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Maybe due to many inhability to engage in healthy relationships with other people, either romantic or other, many find confort having over afectuous bonds with animals. And sometimes give up on bonding with people.
By looking at that picture, Harley got caught in that behaviour.
Still, i do not believe he is having sex with the dog, that is preposterous.
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This is the type of hard hitting, in depth journalism that provides the drip feed that maintains me occasionally having a scan over the threads here ;D
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This is the type of hard hitting, in depth journalism that provides the drip feed that maintains me occasionally having a scan over the threads here ;D
Well said. Well said.
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So dogs are viewed as pets but kids are viewed as sexual partners as well as goats?
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So dogs are viewed as pets but kids are viewed as sexual partners as well as goats?
No, no, no! My dear Rob, you've got it all wrong! Dogs are NOT viewed as pets. I apologise for the confusion and understand now why you had that outburst.
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In flagrante delicto!
Abdul, is this true?
There is a Motion for New Trial Evidence.
Recent formal discovery gathered from interviews at the dog park frequented by the defendant has procured a new deposition. This brave subject, who bears a stunning resemblance to the defendant's beloved, will come forward as a character witness. She claims that the defendant has a "type," and has given sworn testimony claiming to be pregnant as a result of a secret "milk-bone and peanut butter" off-leash tryst with the defendant.
Will more of these "types" come forward?
What say the defense?
Woof!
(https://www.pettopi.com/media/az/mythmb/5c21a001ed31768e/640/az91b99574b3806c6a.jpg)
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This thread gets my vote for most original of the year, got a good laugh from me
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In flagrante delicto!
Abdul, is this true?
There is a Motion for New Trial Evidence.
Recent formal discovery gathered from interviews at the dog park frequented by the defendant has procured a new deposition. This brave subject, who bears a stunning resemblance to the defendant's beloved, will come forward as a character witness. She claims that the defendant has a "type," and has given sworn testimony claiming to be pregnant as a result of a secret "milk-bone and peanut butter" off-leash tryst with the defendant.
Will more of these "types" come forward?
What say the defense?
Woof!
(https://www.pettopi.com/media/az/mythmb/5c21a001ed31768e/640/az91b99574b3806c6a.jpg)
Great Ghāzān’s goat! He’s even draped his mistress in his trademark clip-on neckwear.
I think it is necessary in the interests of justice to admit this proposed new evidence, given that it supports my case and further demonstrates that Harley is, indeed, an inveterate zoophile.
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An anonymous source has also just come forward and presented me with hidden-camera footage revealing that he’s willing to work pro-boner for pussy, too. :o :o
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5cacec4a3560c35af85a08ae/1619452965900-I88AG1D39GS55XRXVI1S/Harley_Cat_weapons.jpg?format=1500w)
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despicable
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What ever happened to that guy, a few years ago, he was a rugby player in Australia I think, he was on the verge of becoming a household name but he got busted at a party putting the proverbial peanut butter on his schwanger, for his dog to lick off? Has he disappeared or did he rebound?
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What ever happened to that guy, a few years ago, he was a rugby player in Australia I think, he was on the verge of becoming a household name but he got busted at a party putting the proverbial peanut butter on his schwanger, for his dog to lick off? Has he disappeared or did he rebound?
GHB is a helluva drug
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