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Title: Rooster
Post by: bhank on May 18, 2022, 02:47:18 AM
So I had a friend drop a Rooster off at my house yesterday. Apparently as he was going to put him in the coup but he got away. I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now. The funny part is he is in a tree in my neighbors yard. No idea how I am going to catch him and get him into his coup but at least he is alive and waking up my neighbor who I don't really like anyway. His trees have been coming across my property and hitting my house and he isn't being proactive in fixing them. So he gets a Rooster. Doesn't bother me as I wake up at 5am everyday anyway.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Rambone on May 18, 2022, 03:29:09 AM
Yeah, the “rooster”

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Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: BB on May 18, 2022, 03:52:10 AM
I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now.

Good to know a cock has never gone limp in Hankins's presence.

P.S. - lure it in with feed for a few days, and buy the biggest fishing net you can find. They sell rooster traps, but they're usually $150-200, seems a lot for just one.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: robcguns on May 18, 2022, 04:00:15 AM
When I was younger my dad had game cocks that we’re retired or he just got but didn’t fight them and they were bad ass, they had little ankle bracelets on(not sure why,maybe to identify them)they would sit on top of our barn,about 30’ up and attack people who came in the yard. They would chase me and my friends when we went near the hens. They are pretty bad ass little fuckers. Great way to annoy neighbors especially if your neighbors sleep in haha.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: IroNat on May 18, 2022, 04:25:19 AM
You can cut down branches of your neighbors trees that hang over your property.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: POB on May 18, 2022, 04:28:49 AM
You can cut down branches of your neighbors trees that hang over your property.

This is correct property line goes up infinity. If that tree branch brakes and damages your roof your neighbor isn’t liable. You think you hate him now  :D
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: webstar on May 18, 2022, 04:29:46 AM
So I had a friend drop a Rooster off at my house yesterday. Apparently as he was going to put him in the coup but he got away. I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now. The funny part is he is in a tree in my neighbors yard. No idea how I am going to catch him and get him into his coup but at least he is alive and waking up my neighbor who I don't really like anyway. His trees have been coming across my property and hitting my house and he isn't being proactive in fixing them. So he gets a Rooster. Doesn't bother me as I wake up at 5am everyday anyway.


What a surprise, you don’t like your neighbour and your neighbour doesn’t like you. It seems like it is the story of your life. That you can’t get along with anybody.

I am surprised you haven’t threatened your neighbour yet.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: GymnJuice on May 18, 2022, 04:38:32 AM
Just let Rocky outside again the Rooster will be a concern no longer
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: wes on May 18, 2022, 05:00:17 AM
Does the rooter have better leg development than you?
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Royalty on May 18, 2022, 05:19:25 AM
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Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: wes on May 18, 2022, 05:36:25 AM
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;D
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: bhank on May 18, 2022, 05:45:26 AM
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Complete photoshop never had any bruising on my face fucking weirdo
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Spike on May 18, 2022, 06:05:22 AM
put some corn or chicken feed out

that som bitch will come for it as soon as the sun starts going down - and yea a fox will def get his ass if he stays out at night

need to get a coup for that beast

my uncle used to fight them when I was young
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: falco on May 18, 2022, 06:20:24 AM
So I had a friend drop a Rooster off at my house yesterday. Apparently as he was going to put him in the coup but he got away. I was worried a fox might get him last night. Thankfully I hear him crowing now. The funny part is he is in a tree in my neighbors yard. No idea how I am going to catch him and get him into his coup but at least he is alive and waking up my neighbor who I don't really like anyway. His trees have been coming across my property and hitting my house and he isn't being proactive in fixing them. So he gets a Rooster. Doesn't bother me as I wake up at 5am everyday anyway.

He is going to get hungry. Put some corn in the ground. He will come down, unless he spotted a fox waiting for him.

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Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: TheGrinch on May 18, 2022, 07:54:57 AM



haha.. exactly what I thought of when I saw this thread
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Royalty on May 18, 2022, 08:20:55 AM
Complete photoshop never had any bruising on my face fucking weirdo

Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: epic is back on May 18, 2022, 10:17:44 AM
this is great

he single handedly controls the peanut gallery

he says jump

they jump
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Rambone on May 18, 2022, 10:21:24 AM
this is great

he single handedly controls the peanut gallery

he says jump

they jump

Like you with Josh. Except he doesn’t even have to post anything  :D
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: epic is back on May 18, 2022, 10:27:54 AM
Like you with Josh. Except he doesn’t even have to post anything  :D

he is your hero

i know

but what you dont know

is i had him jailed!!

you stupid fucks are pathetic
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Rambone on May 18, 2022, 10:39:24 AM
he is your hero

i know

but what you dont know

is i had him jailed!!

you stupid fucks are pathetic

My hero? Find a post of me praising Josh and I’ll keep waiting. You sound as looney as him.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: bhank on May 18, 2022, 03:48:22 PM
Gave him some food and water trying to lure him to the coop
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Royalty on May 18, 2022, 04:08:30 PM
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Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: bhank on May 18, 2022, 04:12:59 PM
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Yawn well I have some sun damage and dark spots around both eyes. One eye actually has a visible vein they can't laser away. Additionally sometimes I have dark circles from lack of sleep or I touch my face with a dirty hand or it could just be a fucking shadow or smudge on the camera lens no idea what it is but I know what it isn't. It isn't fucking bruising I would know if I had gotten in a fight and had facial bruising I didn't sorry to disapoint you. I have other pics from that day on my phone without a hat no visible bruising do have dark area under eye where vein is but nothing above so no idea but again not a bruise I would know if I had gotten in a fight I didn't. Its probably a smudge from the damn dumbells that are coated in black rubber
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Zillotch on May 18, 2022, 04:16:26 PM
u should definitely shoot it, with a bow and arrow... and then cook him for dinner.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: GymnJuice on May 18, 2022, 06:07:07 PM
u should definitely shoot it, with a bow and arrow... and then cook him for dinner.

It would be much healthier and more nutritious than the fast food he normally eats.
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: bhank on May 18, 2022, 06:44:52 PM
It would be much healthier and more nutritious than the fast food he normally eats.

Again fucking nonsense I eat a very healthy diet you guys simply do not understand nutrition
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Flexacon on May 18, 2022, 07:23:47 PM
Post a pic of your cock. No homo
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: webstar on May 18, 2022, 07:35:08 PM
Post a pic of your cock. No homo


He can’t see it. His 40 inch gut blocks it
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Stan Diego on May 18, 2022, 09:05:53 PM
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Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: Taffin on May 19, 2022, 09:47:36 AM
^^ C0ck-Burn!

put some corn or chicken feed out

that som bitch will come for it as soon as the sun starts going down - and yea a fox will def get his ass if he stays out at night

need to get a coup for that beast

my uncle used to fight them when I was young

And I'll bet he kicked their feathery asses ;D
Title: Re: Rooster
Post by: robcguns on May 19, 2022, 12:38:54 PM
^^ C0ck-Burn!

And I'll bet he kicked their feathery asses ;D

Hahaha