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Goodmorrow!
Sitting in my study overlooking a beautiful waterfall I am pondering all the wonderful things in my life. This morning I am thankful for my forefathers and what they have done for all of us in this great nation.
-I baked two Commander Washington's Northern Spy Apple Pies.
-Blanched Freedom Fries
-Wrote in my Journal.
-Kissed my wife passionately.
What have you done?
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woke up
Got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
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having a cup of tea and wondering why you never see pregnant chinese women...
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having a cup of tea and wondering why you never see pregnant chinese women...
No shit?
Now that i think about it, truth.
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I'm seeing my enemies driven before me and hearing the lamentations of their women. Might sweep the leg later. Don't really know.
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Eating, eating, and eating.
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Getting right on with it here. It's been pretty hot so I made some trophies of man. One at a time. Like a hunter. Then I found Johnny's legs for him and we cruised until the tires fell off. Drank some raw eggs, pissed in a radiator, put the bunny down, wandered the earth like Cain in Kung Fu, ran across broken glass, and said hello to my little friend. Then I told this chick I was a virgin and I came across time for her - the Colt 45 of pickup lines - while playing shirtless beach volleyball, which added a much needed dash of hetero to the proceedings.
Pretty good day so far. Thinking liver for lunch. Some fava beans. Not sure about a tasty beverage yet.
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Woke up this morning wondering if Patrick Swayze was natty in Roadhouse
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I heard there's some kind of Bro v. Weights thing going on.
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Getting right on with it here. It's been pretty hot so I made some trophies of man. One at a time. Like a hunter. Then I found Johnny's legs for him and we cruised until the tires fell off. Drank some raw eggs, pissed in a radiator, put the bunny down, wandered the earth like Cain in Kung Fu, ran across broken glass, and said hello to my little friend. Then I told this chick I was a virgin and I came across time for her - the Colt 45 of pickup lines - while playing shirtless beach volleyball, which added a much needed dash of hetero to the proceedings.
Pretty good day so far. Thinking liver for lunch. Some fava beans. Not sure about a tasty beverage yet.
Did you let off some steam Bennett?
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Woke up this morning wondering if Patrick Swayze was natty in Roadhouse
Swayze is one of the greatest humans to ever have lived.
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Did you let off some steam Bennett?
The guy in that movie never would have dressed up like Jay Cutler and rescued Alyssa Milano if he knew how she was gonna turn out.
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Swayze is one of the greatest humans to ever have lived.
With the passing of the years, I’m beginning to think the same.
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Ghost that guy, Demi. I'll give ya More.
That'd be a good movie. His loving spirit returns from the dead and comes home to discover that his widow's way of dealing with grief is to get her fuck on. And she's really, really sad.
Sitting there with his incorporeal luminescent pecker while a string of random dudes pound the bottom out of her. There's a contractor downstairs taking out the front door and installing a revolving door. "Ah geez, I wish I'd known you liked it that way when I was still made out of meat, honey! Look out! He's putting his foot on your head! You... don't seem to mind that. I guess that's good then. Yep. No need for pottery foreplay these days. Wtf you never let me go there, honey. Why was I sent back to witness this?"
At no point is he like "Maybe I'll just go." Ya, more like Patrick Sleazy.
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I just learned recently Patrick sang one of those hit songs from one of those movies.
The guy had almost everything working for him..
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Sure. Until Wilt Chamberlain and the 1977 New York Knicks turned up. And he was all "Aw come on! No way!"
That'd be a hell of a Director's Cut.
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Let's not forget he was the creepy middle aged guy who totally molested Ferris Bueller's sister.
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Goodmorrow!
Sitting in my study overlooking a beautiful waterfall I am pondering all the wonderful things in my life. This morning I am thankful for my forefathers and what they have done for all of us in this great nation.
-I baked two Commander Washington's Northern Spy Apple Pies.
-Blanched Freedom Fries
-Wrote in my Journal.
-Kissed my wife passionately.
What have you done?
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did you write in your journal?
Was it more homo-erotic musings involving Branch Warren and daddy's slippers?
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And he was the pedo in Donnie Darko.
If you played a character who made inappropriate sexual contact with young people, and that's just how the character is written so you take the job... ok.
But then someone comes to you with another part to play. So you ask them what it is and they say it's a guy who makes inappropriate sexual contact with young people. Wouldn't you be like Hell No. I'm not going to risk being typecast and playing Uncle Chester for the rest of my life. Wouldn't you?