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Title: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: cart@@n on July 29, 2022, 11:05:47 PM
Will Monkeys conquer the Human Race?
It started a couple months ago.

58 people attacked in Japan in the last 2 weeks:


Gang of Monkeys leave baby mutilated:


Monkey take baby as hostage in India:


Baby girl kidnaped by monkey in China:


Monkeys kill 250 dogs in India:
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Flexacon on July 29, 2022, 11:37:20 PM
(https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2018/05/city-press.jpg)

They are using bio weapons too. The origins of monkey pox.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Matt on July 29, 2022, 11:48:36 PM
There are some weird monkey channels on YouTube. I was watching nature videos, and it led to channels from [I believe] Malaysia, covering Macaques [I'm not sure how to pronounce that], that were basically roaming around the streets, being fed by tourists. The videos had strange names like "Baby Cynthia Taken by Kidnapper. Falls from Bridge and Dies".

Literally, the baby would be stolen by another monkey, and end up being hurt of dying. The videos were weird.

Some of the monkeys were fat as fuck.

Some videos showed them being shot with poison darts by the park supervisors, or whoever they were.

Apparently, Malaysian authorities displaced between 100,000 and 200,000 monkeys in 2013. Displaced = six feet under, lol.

Then during Covid, I heard a lot of the monkeys starved, as tourism was down.

And the monkeys started more aggressively robbing people.

This article covers some of the above points:

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/jan/28/mugged-by-macaques-the-urban-monkey-gangs-of-kuala-lumpur
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Matt on July 29, 2022, 11:59:07 PM
This is a video of one of the weird Asian monkey channels I was talking about, lol.

Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 30, 2022, 01:41:42 AM
(https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2018/05/city-press.jpg)

They are using bio weapons too. The origins of monkey pox.
??? Are they sure those guys were raped?
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Mohammed Omari on July 30, 2022, 02:12:37 AM
My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: joswift on July 30, 2022, 03:19:34 AM
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WTF is wrong with dumb rag heads?

I would have kicked that monkeys head off its fucking shoulders
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: funk51 on July 30, 2022, 04:00:34 AM
   
                                                        I agree it's just a matter of time.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on July 30, 2022, 04:12:40 AM
South Chicago....every weekend.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: joswift on July 30, 2022, 04:14:54 AM
South Chicago....every weekend.

hahaha it could so easily have been a thread about that
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on July 30, 2022, 05:17:27 AM
Would love to just go out monkey hunting. I can’t stand those little fuckers.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: cart@@n on July 30, 2022, 08:43:18 AM
I guess a huge part of the problem is that in those countries the monkeys are protected by law.

In Brazil if you are in the wrong place or time you can get in trouble for killing a street pigeon or rat.

In the brave new world, the human life is less worth than a disease carrying urban pest.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 30, 2022, 10:43:52 AM
My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.

Allah (PBUH) blesses you brother.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on July 30, 2022, 01:54:52 PM
My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.


So these monkeys tried to strip your goat wife, I guess it’s nice you at least dress the goat up in public? Must have been quite a scene. Also you know you snuck up behind that bare assed monkey and started fucking it like the dirty Muslim bastard that you are.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Rambone on July 30, 2022, 01:56:13 PM
Would love to just go out monkey hunting. I can’t stand those little fuckers.

Racist post reported.










 :D
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2022, 01:57:28 PM
Rob C vs. Mo Omari is a solid getbig rivalry.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on July 30, 2022, 02:00:34 PM
Racist post reported.






 :D


Was waiting for that haha.

Rob C vs. Mo Omari is a solid getbig rivalry.


That it is.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Mohammed Omari on July 30, 2022, 03:59:11 PM

So these monkeys tried to strip your goat wife, I guess it’s nice you at least dress the goat up in public? Must have been quite a scene. Also you know you snuck up behind that bare assed monkey and started fucking it like the dirty Muslim bastard that you are.

Lol, good job you weren't there. They would have got your tits out instead and shoved your wife in a niqab. And if there was a place where men were going around raping monkeys, well all know you'd be roaming the streets dressed as King Kong. Not long 'til you catch these hands now, boy.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on July 30, 2022, 04:03:15 PM
Lol, good job you weren't there. They would have got your tits out instead and shoved your wife in a niqab. And if there was a place where men were going around raping monkeys, well all know you'd be roaming the streets dressed as King Kong. Not long 'til you catch these hands now, boy.

Catch them and break them.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Wiggs on July 30, 2022, 04:04:44 PM
My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.

I don't know if this is real but it's a hilarious post. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 31, 2022, 02:57:16 AM
My brothers, you can't understand what a true menace these monkeys are until you share a village with them. I took my wife to Erbil for a sightseeing holiday once and she got her tits felt in by a gang of sexualised monkeys. It was ruthless. They tried to strip her and get the tits out in front of everyone.

The ring leader's ass was sticking out like a giant cherry so I took my sandal off and snuck up behind him and gave the cunt a crack from hell. The sound of a flip flop connecting with a monkey's bare cheek was enough to make everyone think the bombing had started again, but he took it like a champ. He just leapt up on a nearby wall, sparked a cigarette, and gave me the death stare. I know I'm a dead man if I ever go back now.
WTF? ???
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Sissysquats on July 31, 2022, 03:32:55 AM
South Chicago....every weekend.

hahaha it could so easily have been a thread about that


 Reading the title I honestly thought it was about chicago
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: IroNat on July 31, 2022, 05:04:03 AM
Are monkeys good eating?
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Kwon on July 31, 2022, 11:26:28 AM
South Chicago....every weekend.

hahaha it could so easily have been a thread about that


 Reading the title I honestly thought it was about chicago

This
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: pamith on July 31, 2022, 11:55:45 AM
My nikka
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: cart@@n on July 31, 2022, 07:52:53 PM
Are monkeys good eating?

I think they carry some diseases. Maybe if the meat is well done and seasoned properly it's possible to eat safely.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Flexacon on July 31, 2022, 08:06:17 PM
Are monkeys good eating?

Depends. Monkey (bush meat) is highly sought after by locals in the tropics of Africa and South America.

Indians prefer worshipping them.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on August 01, 2022, 06:36:04 AM
Depends. Monkey (bush meat) is highly sought after by locals in the tropics of Africa and South America.

Indians prefer worshipping them.

And Mo Omari prefers taking them from behind.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 01, 2022, 10:03:25 AM
And Mo Omari prefers taking them from behind.

Robcguns is the type of guy who goes to the fridge for some celery and hummus then closes the door with his hip. We all know you talk 👏 like 👏 this 👏 in real life and carry a rape alarm. I'm going to enjoy converting you to Islam through force, son.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on August 02, 2022, 01:00:30 PM
Robcguns is the type of guy who goes to the fridge for some celery and hummus then closes the door with his hip. We all know you talk 👏 like 👏 this 👏 in real life and carry a rape alarm. I'm going to enjoy converting you to Islam through force, son.

Haha that will be the fucking day. The day this proud white man converts to Islam hahahah. I’m not into marrying goats and pedophilia. So no thanks. Will be fun beating some Muslim ass though. So whenever you are ready I’m here.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 03, 2022, 01:16:06 AM
Haha that will be the fucking day. The day this proud white man converts to Islam hahahah. I’m not into marrying goats and pedophilia. So no thanks. Will be fun beating some Muslim ass though. So whenever you are ready I’m here.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1384388;image) (https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/0a/0abc1ac900a7c7aacc434f372d9d1eb5.jpeg)
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on August 03, 2022, 05:25:49 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1384388;image) (https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/0a/0abc1ac900a7c7aacc434f372d9d1eb5.jpeg)

Haha looks just like me. Now put up your pic so I can see what an inbreeding pedophile Muslim pile of shit looks like.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 03, 2022, 10:48:20 AM
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Rambone on August 03, 2022, 11:05:01 AM
Hahaha, I can't believe you'd out my family business like this. It's going against the Getbigger's Code. Delete this.

I’m sorry my Muslim brother. Deleting immediately and hanging my head in shame.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on August 03, 2022, 11:05:58 AM
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.


Hahahaha 230 if your 7’5. You look like a skinny runt. And that outfit is flat out pathetic. Try actually working out, your torso looks like that of a non trained malnutritioned Ethiopian child.



Hahahahha I can’t stop laughing, please wear that when you “give me those hands” hahahahhA you might beat me I’ll be laughing so hard at a pedophile in a dress.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 04, 2022, 02:25:43 AM
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.
Are you trolling or is this real?
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 04, 2022, 02:59:08 AM
Are you trolling or is this real?

I'm as real as a donut, boy. Why would I post fake pics and make up stories about cracking a monkey's ass with a flip flop after it sexually assaulted my wife? I preach truth. I'm 6'5". I could easily bulk to 260 lbs and look thicker but I'm trying to get the girls, not win some gay contest.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: wes on August 04, 2022, 03:11:52 AM
Pox Of Peace
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Gym-Rat on August 04, 2022, 03:12:07 AM
Are you trolling or is this real?

Pic is from some "Muzzi-Robe" website...

https://www.aaliyacollections.com/collections/saudi-thobe
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Matt on August 04, 2022, 10:22:10 AM
Monkey video from Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CguNSFgjGZU/
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: deadz on August 04, 2022, 12:27:25 PM
Don’t mess with monkeys!
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Fortress on August 04, 2022, 12:44:38 PM
Fortress’ dough is on Rob in his clash with the filthy Muzzie.

Gonna be a massacre.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: joswift on August 04, 2022, 02:09:40 PM
Feast your eyes on this, gaylord. 230 lbs of Arab steel and sex appeal. You're not seeing my face until we meet because I don't want to be laminated and wanked over. Pamith is coming along now too. He's gonna hold your arms behind your back while I barbeque your ribs with some lightning-fast hooks.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2109/8379/products/IMG-20200628-WA0270_400x.jpg)
https://shopd.off67.ml/products.aspx?cname=silk+thobe&cid=8

1 out of 10 must try harder
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 04, 2022, 02:21:15 PM
Fine, look, I admit it. I didn't want to show my real physique just now because I have a bit of a belly. The post-Ramadan rebound has fucked me. That Shawarma can be a real bastard but I'm trimming up. Just know that they call me the "Can Man" back in my Governorate. Anyone who wants it, CAN get it. My fight with Rob will be over in three hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the deck, and the ambulance hitting 90 on the way to the emergency ward.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: joswift on August 04, 2022, 02:22:09 PM
Fine, look, I admit it. I didn't want to show my real physique just now because I have a bit of a belly. The post-Ramadan rebound has fucked me. That Shawarma can be a real bastard but I'm trimming up. Just know that they call me the "Can Man" back in my Governorate. Anyone who wants it, CAN get it. My fight with Rob will be over in three hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the deck, and the ambulance hitting 90 on the way to the emergency ward.

Touche... ;D
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on August 04, 2022, 03:06:22 PM
Fortress’ dough is on Rob in his clash with the filthy Muzzie.

Gonna be a massacre.

Thanks Fortress. Be pretty easy beating this goat fucker.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: robcguns on August 04, 2022, 03:07:53 PM
Fine, look, I admit it. I didn't want to show my real physique just now because I have a bit of a belly. The post-Ramadan rebound has fucked me. That Shawarma can be a real bastard but I'm trimming up. Just know that they call me the "Can Man" back in my Governorate. Anyone who wants it, CAN get it. My fight with Rob will be over in three hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the deck, and the ambulance hitting 90 on the way to the emergency ward.

If any “man” that wears a dress and mounts goats beats my ass I will disappear forever in shame.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 05, 2022, 03:04:37 AM
If any “man” that wears a dress and mounts goats beats my ass I will disappear forever in shame.
:D He must be embarrassed as hell to get outed like this.
Title: Re: Planet of the Monkeys?
Post by: big ike on August 05, 2022, 07:38:49 AM
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