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Title: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: Fallsview on August 13, 2022, 07:10:53 PM
Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener, iron tab, extra vitamin K,




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: Gym-Rat on August 14, 2022, 12:42:44 AM
Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener (for epic Pant-Shitting), iron tab, extra vitamin K,


 :-\
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: wes on August 14, 2022, 01:05:43 AM
LAME
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: IroNat on August 14, 2022, 02:34:28 AM
Is the double double at 5am two shots of Scotch or Bourbon?

Time to buy stock in the corp. that makes Ensure.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 14, 2022, 05:14:37 AM
not too bad, bit heavy on the fats though

https://imgur.com/gMabOzo
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: Rambone on August 14, 2022, 07:43:35 AM
There’s something in that diet that must kill brain cells. Is it the Ensure?
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: muscle matters on August 14, 2022, 07:50:35 AM
Doubt he can get up at 5am for his first meal.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: GymnJuice on August 14, 2022, 09:12:22 AM
Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener, iron tab, extra vitamin K,




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Un-American breakfast reported to fox News.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: deadz on August 14, 2022, 01:22:12 PM
He’ll be sipping his meals real soon.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: IroNat on August 14, 2022, 01:42:16 PM
Libtard Dems will rush out to buy cases of Ensure to be like their hero Joe.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: tacobender on August 14, 2022, 02:37:37 PM
Stool softener Explains why he shit his pants so much
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 14, 2022, 02:56:28 PM
Goodmorrow,

This was posted in the January edition of Readers Digest. Notice how its streamlined.

5am: 1 egg over easy, two strips of turkey bacon, Thomas English muffin, cup of coffee double double.

11am: Turkey sandwich on white, mayo, salt and pepper, orange slices, sparkling water and diet coke.

2pm: Boost or Ensure shake

5pm: Roast beef, sides include: green beans, cole slaw.

7pm: Ensure or Boost shake

9pm: Glass of warm milk, multi vitamins, stool softener, iron tab, extra vitamin K,




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Needs to up his corn intake
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: obsidian on August 14, 2022, 03:31:36 PM
Too bad he is not fertilizer yet. Don't want to hear about his meal plan. That just irritates me that food is being wasted on this useless and evil career politician.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: IroNat on August 14, 2022, 03:34:44 PM
Too bad he is not fertilizer yet. Don't want to hear about his meal plan. That just irritates me that food is being wasted on this useless and evil career politician.

Like Putin, Bidet's security team probably collects his droppings.

These expulsions could be used to fertilize the White House garden.

Mooseschelle would approve.

Does Joe wear bio-degradeable undies?
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: wes on August 14, 2022, 05:53:54 PM
All of this assholes threads and all of Jack The Dickheads should be flushed down the toilet along with the two assholes posting them.

One`s an imbecile who sells rusted out Toyotas and the other is a fat, lonely, unfunny, French Fucktard who doesn`t own a fucking desk at all.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: nzgs on August 15, 2022, 12:03:34 AM
not too bad, bit heavy on the fats though

https://imgur.com/gMabOzo

Nutritional ignorance is a consistent theme of this board. It isn't the 1980s anymore.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 15, 2022, 02:42:54 AM
Don't forget the Geritol.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 15, 2022, 09:20:29 AM
Nutritional ignorance is a consistent theme of this board. It isn't the 1980s anymore.

Is this in response to me? Do you think Biden’s macro profile is good?  ???
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: wes on August 15, 2022, 09:26:12 AM
Nutritional ignorance is a consistent theme of this board. It isn't the 1980s anymore.
Defending a gimmick diet/post............ironic !!   LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: funk51 on August 15, 2022, 09:29:03 AM
 good to know , make sure you keep us apprised of this situation.
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: Super Natural on August 15, 2022, 09:40:16 AM
I wonder who coached him into trying to smile like Harrison Ford?... or did he have a stroke?
Title: Re: Your President: JOE BIDEN'S MEAL PLAN FOR THE DAY!!!
Post by: funk51 on August 16, 2022, 12:14:54 PM
I wonder who coached him into trying to smile like Harrison Ford?... or did he have a stroke?
   
    more like lurch.