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Title: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 13, 2022, 12:01:05 PM
Spent last week here. I fucking love this place.  Been here at least a dozen times mYbe even 2 dozen but....

This year I noticed a proliferation of 45 to 50 year old white males, all with close cropped hair, brutal ILS, scruffy but trimmed facial hair and a complexion that is hard to discern between high blood pressure or tan.

Many of them just fucking scream TRT. Its pretty brutal. Its like they're coming off an assembly line.

As Dalton said in Road House:Entirely too many 40 year old adolescents, power drinkers, ex cons and trustee's of modern chemistry....

Anyway me and my wife are at the Bull getting lit and im coming back from the can and this dude-fitting the above description- walks in (wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, tank top and sporting a super uniquely original tribal/barbed wire tattoo around his arm) walks in up to my wife and flexes his arms . I come back to the bar also in tank top and my wife tells him 'you'll have to do better than that cause this is my husband ' and the dude kind of gets a little shitty.

Anyway after a few rounds of drinks and bullshitting i ask him what he's on. He tells me, in a round about way, 500 mgs of TRT every week.  Plus anavar and hgh from time to time! ! He tells me his hair is thining so he's gonna switch to peptides for awhile then get back on a cycle of tren. He says he's 44 years old. The guy was fucking purple as it is let alone on tren ffs.

I start thinking: is this Brian Hankins? Because the dude was a little bigger than me- but not much- he's probably 5'11 and 210. So i was a little surprised at how much he was using only to be just a tad bigger than me ( even though he was 6 years younger than me he looked older) but the tattoos didn't match. It wasn't Bhanks. He pulls out his phone to show me pics of the stuff hes pinning. One of tge vials is labled "superman test". I thought you gotta be kidding me.

I know: cool story bro! Im currently sweating pure alcohol waiting to catch my flight. Love the keys. Plan on living here within the next few years. If i don't leave now im going to die of organ failure or AIDs,(there's so much twat down here...not that Id care with my wife here and all) so im flying out now.

Title: Re: Key West
Post by: deadz on September 13, 2022, 12:06:01 PM
Keys...Meh.....
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Hulkotron on September 13, 2022, 12:10:23 PM
cool story bro
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Zillotch on September 13, 2022, 12:13:20 PM
He pulls out his phone to show me pics of the stuff hes pinning. One of tge vials is labled "superman test". I thought you gotta be kidding me.

lmfao
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 12:14:07 PM
Spent last week here. I fucking love this place.  Been here at least a dozen times mYbe even 2 dozen but....

This year I noticed a proliferation of 45 to 50 year old white males, all with close cropped hair, brutal ILS, scruffy but trimmed facial hair and a complexion that is hard to discern between high blood pressure or tan.

Many of them just fucking scream TRT. Its pretty brutal. Its like they're coming off an assembly line.

As Dalton said in Road House:Entirely too many 40 year old adolescents, power drinkers, ex cons and trustee's of modern chemistry....


You sure you weren’t in Key Hankins?

Edit: just finished reading the thread, and see you already went there haha
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Dave D on September 13, 2022, 12:28:52 PM
Is Superman test genetically engineered?
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 12:36:30 PM
Is Superman test genetically engineered?

Would rather take bathtub brewed Superman Test over the vaccine at this point
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: robcguns on September 13, 2022, 12:40:07 PM
Haha that was a good read. Glad you had fun but not so sure I could handle that many people looking like that and flexing at my wife. Pretty sure I’d be locked up quickly.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Grape Ape on September 13, 2022, 12:40:55 PM
This year I noticed a proliferation of 45 to 50 year old white males

Outed

Hit Key West end of July.  Thought it was awesome, but a couple days is enough.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 13, 2022, 12:46:22 PM
Is Superman test genetically engineered?

It's bio-identical for certain.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 13, 2022, 01:00:02 PM
Haha that was a good read. Glad you had fun but not so sure I could handle that many people looking like that and flexing at my wife. Pretty sure I’d be locked up quickly.

Honestly, i thought about that for a split second. I remember reading some of your stories and It crossed my mind- just one timing this guy.

I was in a real good Donnybrook a few years ago in KW.  Me and a buddy of mine vs. 4 dudes. My bud saw one of these guys pinch the ass of a 12 to 14 year old girl. She was dressed like a fucking stripper but still obviously a young teenager. And my bud called the guy a scumbag. Turns out the guy was the old man of the three other dudes, who were all in their 20's.... so it was 4 on 2. My face got mangled that night but it ended with me choking one of the kids unconscious.  Just before he went completely limp I let up on his carotoid and told him to look at me. When his eyes opened I spit right between his eyes then finsished choking him unconscious.  (The fucker smashed me across the face with a beer bottle 3 or 4 times ar the outset of the fight before i got him in a fireman's cradle and dropped him on his fucking head.)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: wes on September 13, 2022, 01:10:10 PM
Good stuff doc!!  :D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: robcguns on September 13, 2022, 01:13:19 PM
Honestly, i thought about that for a split second. I remember reading some of your stories and It crossed my mind- just one timing this guy.

I was in a real good Donnybrook a few years ago in KW.  Me and a buddy of mine vs. 4 dudes. My bud saw one of these guys pinch the ass of a 12 to 14 year old girl. She was dressed like a fucking stripper but still obviously a young teenager. And my bud called the guy a scumbag. Turns out the guy was the old man of the three other dudes, who were all in their 20's.... so it was 4 on 2. My face got mangled that night but it ended with me choking one of the kids unconscious.  Just before he went completely limp I let up on his carotoid and told him to look at me. When his eyes opened I spit right between his eyes then finsished choking him unconscious.  (The fucker smashed me across the face with a beer bottle 3 or 4 times ar the outset of the fight before i got him in a fireman's cradle and dropped him on his fucking head.)

Haha that was a great story. Love that shit.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Gym-Rat on September 13, 2022, 01:23:52 PM
Imagine walking up to a gal and flexing for her??  LOL

What a moron  ::)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 01:30:46 PM
Imagine walking up to a gal and flexing for her??  LOL

What a moron  ::)

Women love that shit

(https://j.gifs.com/Brjj9Y.gif)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Hulkotron on September 13, 2022, 01:37:14 PM
Honestly, i thought about that for a split second. I remember reading some of your stories and It crossed my mind- just one timing this guy.

I was in a real good Donnybrook a few years ago in KW.  Me and a buddy of mine vs. 4 dudes. My bud saw one of these guys pinch the ass of a 12 to 14 year old girl. She was dressed like a fucking stripper but still obviously a young teenager. And my bud called the guy a scumbag. Turns out the guy was the old man of the three other dudes, who were all in their 20's.... so it was 4 on 2. My face got mangled that night but it ended with me choking one of the kids unconscious.  Just before he went completely limp I let up on his carotoid and told him to look at me. When his eyes opened I spit right between his eyes then finsished choking him unconscious.  (The fucker smashed me across the face with a beer bottle 3 or 4 times ar the outset of the fight before i got him in a fireman's cradle and dropped him on his fucking head.)

lol :D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 01:39:07 PM
I’m appalled by the doc’s bedside manner
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Flexacon on September 13, 2022, 02:14:43 PM
walks in up to my wife and flexes his arms .

For some reason I can't imagine Hanky doing that. He only flexes for the boys.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: njflex on September 13, 2022, 02:18:16 PM
Women love that shit

(https://j.gifs.com/Brjj9Y.gif)
O HEARN is in is prime there looking like a shell of what he looks like now ,i guess like a wine he improved with age 'natural' :D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 13, 2022, 02:25:54 PM
Love Key West! (Thought of moving there … have a college buddy who lives there) only problem is you are kind of isolated / cut off from the mainland….good gyms and good (bodybuilding friendly) food is very hard to find as are great gyms and great jobs (if I was younger or older retired) I would do it! … non stop parties and tons of young gorgeous woman …. Paradise really!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: wes on September 13, 2022, 02:28:39 PM
The Keys are great..........never made it as far as Key West though.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 02:28:53 PM
Love Key West! (Thought of moving there … have a college buddy who lives there) only problem is you are kind of isolated / cut off from the mainland….good gyms and good (bodybuilding friendly) food is very hard to find as are great gyms and great jobs (if I was younger or older retired) I would do it! … non stop parties and tons of young gorgeous woman …. Paradise really!

Stay put in PBG and TRAIN HARD and GROW!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 13, 2022, 02:30:43 PM
Stay put in PBG and TRAIN HARD and GROW!
yea that definitely sounds like a plan! 🤘
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 13, 2022, 02:35:31 PM
Great place to visit tho! (My buddy has his own fishing charter boat ) pretty much lives a 24-7 party lifestyle while making really good money! ….
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: obsidian on September 13, 2022, 02:39:01 PM
Key West is great. Been there a few years ago. But they have some freak festivals occasionally. Also apparently a sort of gay mecca...

Marathon is a great spot in the Keys to go jet skiing or parasailing.



(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5806a87f6a4963c2ddce112c/1509337904606-P3PM5559AENIKLY7SHD9/All+You+Need+To+Know+About+Fantasy+Fest+In+Key+West)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: obsidian on September 13, 2022, 02:40:56 PM
Honestly, i thought about that for a split second. I remember reading some of your stories and It crossed my mind- just one timing this guy.

I was in a real good Donnybrook a few years ago in KW.  Me and a buddy of mine vs. 4 dudes. My bud saw one of these guys pinch the ass of a 12 to 14 year old girl. She was dressed like a fucking stripper but still obviously a young teenager. And my bud called the guy a scumbag. Turns out the guy was the old man of the three other dudes, who were all in their 20's.... so it was 4 on 2. My face got mangled that night but it ended with me choking one of the kids unconscious.  Just before he went completely limp I let up on his carotoid and told him to look at me. When his eyes opened I spit right between his eyes then finsished choking him unconscious.  (The fucker smashed me across the face with a beer bottle 3 or 4 times ar the outset of the fight before i got him in a fireman's cradle and dropped him on his fucking head.)
BD bringing the pain! That was hilarious - thanks for sharing lol!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: obsidian on September 13, 2022, 03:19:27 PM
The freaks come out at night @ Key West...

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5806a87f6a4963c2ddce112c/1509341301259-WCH3OTZCFFH56C6QEV8S/All+You+Need+To+Know+About+Fantasy+Fest+In+Key+West)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: wes on September 13, 2022, 03:29:44 PM
I`ve woken up looking unregonizable on many occsasions.....thank God for the natural pain killer tequilla.

I remember looking into  my bathroom mirror once and just breaking down crying,not because of the pain....I looked like a fucking alien,a worse looking creature than I was.

Had to break out the fellas on that one they did me some damage but
 paid the price later.

Unlike some folks on here I`m a real street OG from the 60`s and 70`ghettos...don`t believe it, i don`t care.....not proud just the way it had to be at that time.

Ex girl friend felt so bad for me moved me back in sucked my cock as often as I liked and was a damn good cook/nurse.  :D

Plus she was finer than frogs hair.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Primemuscle on September 13, 2022, 03:31:48 PM
Spent last week here. I fucking love this place.  Been here at least a dozen times mYbe even 2 dozen but....

This year I noticed a proliferation of 45 to 50 year old white males, all with close cropped hair, brutal ILS, scruffy but trimmed facial hair and a complexion that is hard to discern between high blood pressure or tan.

Many of them just fucking scream TRT. Its pretty brutal. Its like they're coming off an assembly line.

As Dalton said in Road House:Entirely too many 40 year old adolescents, power drinkers, ex cons and trustee's of modern chemistry....

Anyway me and my wife are at the Bull getting lit and im coming back from the can and this dude-fitting the above description- walks in (wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, tank top and sporting a super uniquely original tribal/barbed wire tattoo around his arm) walks in up to my wife and flexes his arms . I come back to the bar also in tank top and my wife tells him 'you'll have to do better than that cause this is my husband ' and the dude kind of gets a little shitty.

Anyway after a few rounds of drinks and bullshitting i ask him what he's on. He tells me, in a round about way, 500 mgs of TRT every week.  Plus anavar and hgh from time to time! ! He tells me his hair is thining so he's gonna switch to peptides for awhile then get back on a cycle of tren. He says he's 44 years old. The guy was fucking purple as it is let alone on tren ffs.

I start thinking: is this Brian Hankins? Because the dude was a little bigger than me- but not much- he's probably 5'11 and 210. So i was a little surprised at how much he was using only to be just a tad bigger than me ( even though he was 6 years younger than me he looked older) but the tattoos didn't match. It wasn't Bhanks. He pulls out his phone to show me pics of the stuff hes pinning. One of tge vials is labled "superman test". I thought you gotta be kidding me.

I know: cool story bro! Im currently sweating pure alcohol waiting to catch my flight. Love the keys. Plan on living here within the next few years. If i don't leave now im going to die of organ failure or AIDs,(there's so much twat down here...not that Id care with my wife here and all) so im flying out now.

Key West is internationally known as a gay mecca.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Dave D on September 13, 2022, 04:12:36 PM
Key West is internationally known as a gay mecca.

That’s your take away?

He’s said he’s been to the Keys 2 dozen times, I’m sure he’s caught the vibe of the community.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: IroNat on September 13, 2022, 04:19:27 PM
Imagine walking up to a gal and flexing for her??  LOL

What a moron  ::)

Bhanky-worthy.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: IroNat on September 13, 2022, 04:22:08 PM
Key West is Provincetown South and vice-versa.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: robcguns on September 13, 2022, 04:28:57 PM
The freaks come out at night @ Key West...

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5806a87f6a4963c2ddce112c/1509341301259-WCH3OTZCFFH56C6QEV8S/All+You+Need+To+Know+About+Fantasy+Fest+In+Key+West)

Fucking people are so weird.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: muscle matters on September 13, 2022, 04:43:23 PM
We love key west. My favorite place to go is Hemingway’s house.

Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 04:43:41 PM
Key West is Provincetown South and vice-versa.

P-town was super gay compared to what I remember about Key West. They even had Bear Week banners and a Seamen’s Bank

(Cautiously waiting on getbiggers to roast me)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: IroNat on September 13, 2022, 05:26:12 PM
P-town was super gay compared to what I remember about Key West. They even had Bear Week banners and a Seamen’s Bank

(Cautiously waiting on getbiggers to roast me)

Yep. P-town is Super-gay.

I'm up near there right now on vacation, no-homo.

Folks is out of the closet.

Key West is a gay haven but more laid back.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 13, 2022, 05:28:21 PM
Indeed.  It used to be a lot more bohemian, a lot seedier. It was part of the allure : wannabe pirates, smugglers, former smugglers, illegal immigrants from cuba and haiti (tbh seeing some of them make the 100 + mile journey in a row boat made me admire their American spirit), drug addicts/dealers, crossdressers and prostitutes. But it has become slightly more sanitized over the years; a little more tourist friendly/ somewhat more family friendly.

At this point Key West is no more Gay than anywhere else. Certainly not anymore gay than Portland.

However yesterday morning I got up early and walked over to the convenience store at about 7:30 am. and was immediately approached by a toothless Haitian prostitute.  She said in her (real female not a crossdresser though that was common 20 some odd years ago)ghetto pattois: ohh you a handsome white boy.Could you spare a few dollars? " I told her No, even though I knew I had a few dollars in my pocket. Before I could say anything more than "no" she interjects " for 50 bucks I'll suck your dick." So, I reached into my pocket and scrounged up three dollars. I gave her two bucks and told her to have a good day. She says "Hell, you so fine Id swallow too!" So I gave her the third dollar.

But it's "gay" reputation is ONLY "reputation" in 2022. Kind of a schtick that goes hand in hand in with a small section of town. These days gays are fucking everywhere so it doesn't really measure up as much of a mecca.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 13, 2022, 05:30:41 PM
How is this considered “ Gay???!!!??!!”
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 05:33:11 PM
How is this considered “ Gay???!!!??!!”
(https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2018/04/19/13a1d29e-6343-4772-bdd5-c4e8711d9297/resize/320x/5f4b924b909a869a23fd201eb956d7a6/2d578047-9a05-48bc-826d-c35bb0158224.gif)

Title: Re: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 13, 2022, 05:38:31 PM
I`ve woken up looking unregonizable on many occsasions.....thank God for the natural pain killer tequilla.

I remember looking into  my bathroom mirror once and just breaking down crying,not because of the pain....I looked like a fucking alien,a worse looking creature than I was.

Had to break out the fellas on that one they did me some damage but
 paid the price later.

Unlike some folks on here I`m a real street OG from the 60`s and 70`ghettos...don`t believe it, i don`t care.....not proud just the way it had to be at that time.

Ex girl friend felt so bad for me moved me back in sucked my cock as often as I liked and was a damn good cook/nurse.  :D

Plus she was finer than frogs hair.

Wes, there's a lot of people that are full of fucking shit. I don't believe for a second that you're one of them.

We love key west. My favorite place to go is Hemingway’s house.



MM, we go down there every 6 months or so. I don't know how often you (or any other getbiggers, Rob, Wes, Arvilla, Rambone or anyone else -including Prime-for that matter) go down there but next time I go Ill throw it out in advance and maybe we can a have a beer or a shot or 12!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: robcguns on September 13, 2022, 05:39:53 PM
(https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2018/04/19/13a1d29e-6343-4772-bdd5-c4e8711d9297/resize/320x/5f4b924b909a869a23fd201eb956d7a6/2d578047-9a05-48bc-826d-c35bb0158224.gif)

I’m watching Seinfeld right now and just watched d that episode about an hour or two ago, haha.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 13, 2022, 05:41:19 PM
I’m watching Seinfeld right now and just watched d that episode about an hour or two ago, haha.

So good! “It’s the playoffs. Gotta let them know you’re out there.”
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: wes on September 13, 2022, 05:47:46 PM
Wes, there's a lot of people that are full of fucking shit. I don't believe for a second that you're one of them.

MM, we go down there every 6 months or so. I don't know how often you (or any other getbiggers, Rob, Wes, Arvilla, Rambone or anyone else -including Prime-for that matter) go down there but next time I go Ill throw it out in advance and maybe we can a have a beer or a shot or 12!
I never lie brother....only to the cops.....I been through race riots in the 60`s and 70`s.

My mother worked in a department store named Kings which the Blacks and hippies from  American Interrnational College were burning down.....I had a mullatto friend named Frankie and we hopped 8 blocks of fences to get  to the scene a place called Winchester Square,......now called Mason Square.....I had to get my mother out of the carnage that was taking place.....motorcycle cops were crashing and molotov cocktails were being thrown......Dunkin Donuts was burning among other places......a cop saw me and asked WTF I was doing there.....I told him I was looking for my mother and I wasn`t leaving until I found her.....he told me they evacuated the area/stores and my mother should be safely home by now.....me and Frankie hopped those fences of those 8 blocks faster than a mutherfucker on the way back.

Up until that time I had never seen so many cops and so much carnage.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: tommywishbone on September 13, 2022, 06:05:10 PM
When I went to Florida it was closed.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: wes on September 13, 2022, 06:07:34 PM
When I went to Florida it was closed.
;D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: wes on September 13, 2022, 06:09:52 PM
I believe I still have a T-shirt and a towel from a gym in Key Largo stashed with all my archived Baggy Boyz and No Lmitz stuff somewhere.....seriously.  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 13, 2022, 06:21:17 PM
Fucking people are so weird.

To be honest, it's the hiking shoes that really throw me off.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 13, 2022, 06:24:08 PM
KW is a great place to visit, beaches aren't my thing but it's always good adventures. Also, the offshore fishing is incredible.

Panama City, FL is where i used to see all the carnage.

Lots of Hanky-ish type douche nozzles there for sure.

But it's funny because based on beaks description, i know exactly the type of bro-dudes he's talking about.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Primemuscle on September 13, 2022, 07:18:22 PM
Indeed.  It used to be a lot more bohemian, a lot seedier. It was part of the allure : wannabe pirates, smugglers, former smugglers, illegal immigrants from cuba and haiti (tbh seeing some of them make the 100 + mile journey in a row boat made me admire their American spirit), drug addicts/dealers, crossdressers and prostitutes. But it has become slightly more sanitized over the years; a little more tourist friendly/ somewhat more family friendly.

At this point Key West is no more Gay than anywhere else. Certainly not anymore gay than Portland.

However yesterday morning I got up early and walked over to the convenience store at about 7:30 am. and was immediately approached by a toothless Haitian prostitute.  She said in her (real female not a crossdresser though that was common 20 some odd years ago)ghetto pattois: ohh you a handsome white boy.Could you spare a few dollars? " I told her No, even though I knew I had a few dollars in my pocket. Before I could say anything more than "no" she interjects " for 50 bucks I'll suck your dick." So, I reached into my pocket and scrounged up three dollars. I gave her two bucks and told her to have a good day. She says "Hell, you so fine Id swallow too!" So I gave her the third dollar.

Keep Portland weird. ;) Key West has better weather, at least in the winter while this neck of the woods is sopping wet every day, which makes one want to cry and that is fine because nobody would notice the tears. -Wouldn't want to be in Key West during hurricane season. However, it would be a fun break from Portland at other times of the year.

My mom who grew up in New Jersey loved the beach and spent a year in Fort Lauderdale after she graduated high school. She would often reminisce about the great time she had. One day she was approached while sunbathing on the beach to audition for Minsky's burlesque. She declined the offer.     

A cousin of mine and her husband are currently headed to Florida on their boat. In the summer, they live in Maine in a hundred + year-old farmhouse with a view of the ocean and spend winters in Florida and the Bahamas on their boat where they won't freeze to death. They say the keys are fun.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: TheShape. on September 13, 2022, 07:37:35 PM
The freaks come out at night @ Key West...

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5806a87f6a4963c2ddce112c/1509341301259-WCH3OTZCFFH56C6QEV8S/All+You+Need+To+Know+About+Fantasy+Fest+In+Key+West)
LOL I scrolled through this image and I was for sure the guy in the left was a horse or donkey without looking, how wrong I was. I need to up my prescription.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rascal full on September 13, 2022, 08:06:02 PM
The freaks come out at night @ Key West...

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5806a87f6a4963c2ddce112c/1509341301259-WCH3OTZCFFH56C6QEV8S/All+You+Need+To+Know+About+Fantasy+Fest+In+Key+West)

The one who looks like Primemuscle has had more balls bounce off his head than Lionel Messi
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 13, 2022, 08:15:24 PM
The one who looks like Primemuscle has had more balls bounce off his head than Lionel Messi

Bigger arms and legs than Bhanks and bigger and thicker chest than Matty Titties.

Way, way, way bigger dick than Mike Arvilla.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 13, 2022, 08:25:51 PM


Way, way, way bigger dick than Mike Arvilla.
That was You? !?!??!??
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 13, 2022, 08:44:22 PM
That was You? !?!??!??

Michael, don’t make me dig up the old Laura Lee, “Arvilla Has a 3” Dick” thread…or I will!   😁
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 13, 2022, 08:56:32 PM
Michael, don’t make me dig up the old Laura Lee, “Arvilla Has a 3” Dick” thread…or I will!   😁
…..LOL …Dig away my old friend!  ;)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Kwon on September 14, 2022, 11:04:09 AM
Is that Kanye Wests daughter?
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Dokey111 on September 14, 2022, 12:17:17 PM
Spent last week here. I fucking love this place.  Been here at least a dozen times mYbe even 2 dozen but....

This year I noticed a proliferation of 45 to 50 year old white males, all with close cropped hair, brutal ILS, scruffy but trimmed facial hair and a complexion that is hard to discern between high blood pressure or tan.

Many of them just fucking scream TRT. Its pretty brutal. Its like they're coming off an assembly line.


As Dalton said in Road House:Entirely too many 40 year old adolescents, power drinkers, ex cons and trustee's of modern chemistry....

Anyway me and my wife are at the Bull getting lit and im coming back from the can and this dude-fitting the above description- walks in (wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, tank top and sporting a super uniquely original tribal/barbed wire tattoo around his arm) walks in up to my wife and flexes his arms . I come back to the bar also in tank top and my wife tells him 'you'll have to do better than that cause this is my husband ' and the dude kind of gets a little shitty.

Anyway after a few rounds of drinks and bullshitting i ask him what he's on. He tells me, in a round about way, 500 mgs of TRT every week.  Plus anavar and hgh from time to time! ! He tells me his hair is thining so he's gonna switch to peptides for awhile then get back on a cycle of tren. He says he's 44 years old. The guy was fucking purple as it is let alone on tren ffs.

I start thinking: is this Brian Hankins? Because the dude was a little bigger than me- but not much- he's probably 5'11 and 210. So i was a little surprised at how much he was using only to be just a tad bigger than me ( even though he was 6 years younger than me he looked older) but the tattoos didn't match. It wasn't Bhanks. He pulls out his phone to show me pics of the stuff hes pinning. One of tge vials is labled "superman test". I thought you gotta be kidding me.

I know: cool story bro! Im currently sweating pure alcohol waiting to catch my flight. Love the keys. Plan on living here within the next few years. If i don't leave now im going to die of organ failure or AIDs,(there's so much twat down here...not that Id care with my wife here and all) so im flying out now.

They are called New Jerseyites
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 14, 2022, 01:23:44 PM
…..LOL …Dig away my old friend!  ;)

Kitchen posing. Hell yeah. Many will think of Kamali right away, but let’s not forget Jay went under the kitchen lights first in his favorite red posing thong with the watchful eyes of Chris Aceto on him! Schmoerrific with a capital S!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 14, 2022, 01:33:21 PM
Lol …. … if you go at “ spring break “ expect ….. Madness!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 14, 2022, 03:10:32 PM
Lol …. … if you go at “ spring break “ expect ….. Madness!

Those your personal pics?

Madness is a good word for it. Right now is considered the slow season there and it was still a blast.

Saturday night I went out and just started bar hopping, couple drinks here, couple drinks there, smoked a couple of cigars along the way, went into a bar and left out the back where thete was an after party of somekind in the back alley/patio area and through the alley straight into another bar where it was all black lights and people shooting each other with neon paint. Just kept going like that all night-at some point was at a pool party, then met a couple of nice ladies after I was all fuckered-up and drank beers with them on the pier until the sun started to rise (no happy endings- I was down there w/ my wife. I haven't ever cheated on her and don't plan on it either) then hit a bar on the dock that opens early for breakfast but skipped breakfast in favor of a couple bloody Mary's.  Finished up swimming in the ocean before making it back to my room and passing out.  That's the slow season. If I go there during spring break ill die for sure.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 14, 2022, 03:39:05 PM
Not my personal pics no (I was in College in Boca Raton in the “80’s” ) we flocked to Key West every spring break! (My own personal pics are worse lol! Wayyyy too much drinking / partying and womanizing) I’m amazed we all lived thru it and no one died or got hurt!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: IroNat on September 14, 2022, 03:42:43 PM
Lol …. … if you go at “ spring break “ expect ….. Madness!

Geez, that's a lot of lesbians.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Rambone on September 14, 2022, 04:15:38 PM
Not my personal pics no (I was in College in Boca Raton in the “80’s” ) we flocked to Key West every spring break! (My own personal pics are worse lol! Wayyyy too much drinking / partying and womanizing) I’m amazed we all lived thru it and no one died or got hurt!

Mike, was there a hardcore gym in Boca in the 80’s where they’d get you on a program including juice? I remember my uncle telling me about it but can’t remember the name. That was probably every gym in the 80’s  ;D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 14, 2022, 04:46:31 PM
Mike, was there a hardcore gym in Boca in the 80’s where they’d get you on a program including juice? I remember my uncle telling me about it but can’t remember the name. That was probably every gym in the 80’s  ;D
Lol! This is me at “ The College Of Boca Raton” in the “80’s (now called Lynn University)  wasn’t into lifting at all … obviously …🤣
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Primemuscle on September 14, 2022, 07:14:46 PM
Lol! This is me at “ The College Of Boca Raton” in the “80’s (now called Lynn University)  wasn’t into lifting at all … obviously …🤣

Great photos of times gone by. Subconsciously you were moving in the direction you eventually took. The tattoo and tank top speak volumes regarding your future endeavors into the world of bodybuilding. But your hairstyle didn't give hint of this.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: AbrahamG on September 14, 2022, 07:19:29 PM
Lol! This is me at “ The College Of Boca Raton” in the “80’s (now called Lynn University)  wasn’t into lifting at all … obviously …🤣

Look a lot like Keith Partridge.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 14, 2022, 07:20:35 PM
Great photos of times gone by. Subconsciously you were moving in the direction you eventually took. The tattoo and tank top speak volumes regarding your future endeavors into the world of bodybuilding. But your hairstyle didn't give hint of this.
LOL! (College was a blast!) ….it was a school full of rich kids (debutants and trust fund babies ) and then there was me …..(had no business being there but loved it!)
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 14, 2022, 07:22:19 PM
Look a lot like Keith Partridge.
haHahaHaHa ! (Showing your age with that one) …
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: AbrahamG on September 14, 2022, 07:23:55 PM
haHahaHaHa ! (Showing your age with that one) …

LMAO.  I'll be 50 next year.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 14, 2022, 07:36:03 PM
Jesus christ Mike, I swear those college pics of you are a spitting image of what my older brother looked like back in the early 80's.  Good stuff man.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 14, 2022, 07:48:51 PM
Jesus christ Mike, I swear those college pics of you are a spitting image of what my older brother looked like back in the early 80's.  Good stuff man.
lol! (It was a glorious decade!) 😊🤘
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 14, 2022, 07:51:28 PM
Next time give a heads up. I was down there about a month ago. Spent most nights at the green parrot, sloppy joes and Rick's. Good times every time at Key West. I always meet people that ran away from something and found their new lives there.

"1"
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 14, 2022, 08:04:10 PM
…..LOL …Dig away my old friend!  ;)

Holy Mike O’Hearn balls Batman!

Mike you’re the kind of guy who sneezes and passes his own testicles like kidney stones.  LOL

Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 14, 2022, 08:17:29 PM
Holy Mike O’Hearn balls Batman!

Mike you’re the kind of guy who sneezes and passes his own testicles like kidney stones.  LOL
LOL …. I can’t argue with you on that!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: beakdoctor on September 14, 2022, 09:59:02 PM
Next time give a heads up. I was down there about a month ago. Spent most nights at the green parrot, sloppy joes and Rick's. Good times every time at Key West. I always meet people that ran away from something and found their new lives there.

"1"

Yep, frequented all those places. I go to Ricks/Angelinas/Durty Harry's quite a lot and subsequently end up blowing hundreds of dollars at the red garter. I agree that so many people there have left a previous life behind so it lends itself to alot of free spirited people. It's an eclectic population..... Like the Mos Iseley space cantina, only on a tropical island.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 15, 2022, 06:00:47 PM
Lol! This is me at “ The College Of Boca Raton” in the “80’s (now called Lynn University)  wasn’t into lifting at all … obviously …🤣

You have done pretty well with your genetics Big Mike.

My favorite is that vid you posted doing a burnout on the sport bike.
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: michael arvilla on September 15, 2022, 06:30:45 PM
You have done pretty well with your genetics Big Mike.

My favorite is that vid you posted doing a burnout on the sport bike.
thank you! 🤘
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: ThisisOverload on September 15, 2022, 07:06:46 PM
thank you! 🤘


Hell yeah!

Those pants my dude! ;D
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: CliffNPCBB on September 15, 2022, 08:12:23 PM
I've enjoyed Key West every time I have visited.  I used to fly down every 3 months to train people in specialized diving.  It was a great gig that I miss very much!
Title: Re: Key West
Post by: Grape Ape on September 15, 2022, 09:15:51 PM
I've enjoyed Key West every time I have visited.  I used to fly down every 3 months to train people in specialized diving.  It was a great gig that I miss very much!

Broseph,

Please explain yourself as a brother in iron who registered in 2005 and amassed an average of less than one post a year since then.

Given the rarity, how do you decide when to respond?