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Title: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Darren Avey on September 22, 2022, 12:37:17 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGOSK9QE3Q0
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: joswift on September 22, 2022, 12:44:27 PM
"half a pint of water"  ;D
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Rambone on September 22, 2022, 01:35:16 PM
I like the fact that he has “Cock” in his name, so you don’t waste any time guessing his sexuality
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: IroNat on September 22, 2022, 01:45:53 PM
Did he say "peach cobbler"?
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Darren Avey on September 22, 2022, 01:55:08 PM
He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: a_pupil on September 22, 2022, 02:04:03 PM
He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path

The north east was big moaty's patch
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Darren Avey on September 22, 2022, 02:27:49 PM
The north east was big moaty's patch

Moaty liked his chicken and chips and lager with gazza
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 22, 2022, 05:03:46 PM
He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path

Isn’t northeast England what we call Scotland?
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: a_pupil on September 23, 2022, 01:52:58 AM
Moaty liked his chicken and chips and lager with gazza

Moaty was just a victim of police corruption.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 23, 2022, 02:51:05 AM
Haha, Cockerill has to be one of the worst pathological liars of all time. Everything that comes out of his fat mouth is pure bullshit. I doubt he's even had more than a handful of fights his entire life, and he probably lost them all.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: a_pupil on September 23, 2022, 03:08:24 AM
Haha, Cockerill has to be one of the worst pathological liars of all time. Everything that comes out of his fat mouth is pure bullshit. I doubt he's even had more than a handful of fights his entire life, and he probably lost them all.

He does give iranian hulk vibes
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Darren Avey on September 23, 2022, 08:04:37 AM
He was spanked by Lee Duffy,  but then unless you were Tyson, meng or Alexander Karelin hed have probably spanked you too.

Edit. Plus of course Bhanks
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 23, 2022, 08:33:20 AM
You should read the reviews of his stupid book on Amazon - hilarious. The guy is literally retarded. Pure comedy.



600 lb bench. 800 lb squat. 6th 'most feared man in the world.' Strongest man in the country. The only man in prison history to wear his own clothes inside (because he's so big ::)). Defies the laws of physics. Accused of committing dozens of murders but represents himself in court and has no convictions aside from dangerous driving. 134 IQ. Has teams of SAS soldiers hunting him down. Fostered over 50 kids. Heavyweight boxing legend. Rally driver. Scouted out to play football for the Miami Dolphins. Scouted out to be British Bulldog's wrestling partner. Saved six lives in the last eight weeks. Drinks ten pints of milk a day, etc., etc., etc.

(https://c.tenor.com/S2G-QZk-Vz0AAAAM/michael-jordan-laughing.gif)

All of these retard 'hardmen' are the same: the absolute dregs of society but still legends in their own minds.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 23, 2022, 08:37:11 AM
You should read the reviews of his stupid book on Amazon - hilarious. The guy is literally retarded. Pure comedy.



600 lb bench. 800 lb squat. 6th 'most feared man in the world.' Strongest man in the country. The only man in prison history to wear his own clothes inside (because he's so big ::)). Defies the laws of physics. Accused of committing dozens of murders but represents himself in court and has no convictions aside from dangerous driving. 134 IQ. Has teams of SAS soldiers hunting him down. Fostered over 50 kids. Heavyweight boxing legend. Rally driver. Scouted out to play football for the Miami Dolphins. Scouted out to be British Bulldog's wrestling partner. Saved six lives in the last eight weeks. Drinks ten pints of milk a day, etc., etc., etc.

(https://c.tenor.com/S2G-QZk-Vz0AAAAM/michael-jordan-laughing.gif)

All of these retard 'hardmen' are the same: the absolute dregs of society but still legends in their own minds.

Obviously hired ESF for a PR agent.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: robcguns on September 23, 2022, 08:40:17 AM
You should read the reviews of his stupid book on Amazon - hilarious. The guy is literally retarded. Pure comedy.



600 lb bench. 800 lb squat. 6th 'most feared man in the world.' Strongest man in the country. The only man in prison history to wear his own clothes inside (because he's so big ::)). Defies the laws of physics. Accused of committing dozens of murders but represents himself in court and has no convictions aside from dangerous driving. 134 IQ. Has teams of SAS soldiers hunting him down. Fostered over 50 kids. Heavyweight boxing legend. Rally driver. Scouted out to play football for the Miami Dolphins. Scouted out to be British Bulldog's wrestling partner. Saved six lives in the last eight weeks. Drinks ten pints of milk a day, etc., etc., etc.

(https://c.tenor.com/S2G-QZk-Vz0AAAAM/michael-jordan-laughing.gif)

All of these retard 'hardmen' are the same: the absolute dregs of society but still legends in their own minds.

How does one rank themselves 6th most feared man in the world?hahaha.is there a list somewhere?
I’m claiming 11th spot.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 23, 2022, 08:51:35 AM
How does one rank themselves 6th most feared man in the world?hahaha.is there a list somewhere?
I’m claiming 11th spot.

Same way someone ranks themselves the #18 lightweight strongman in Ontario.

Just make up a bunch of shit and post it on the internet.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Darren Avey on September 23, 2022, 10:30:11 AM
Brian also has a way of knowing what you weigh.
I knocked him out.  He was 215lbs.
I knocked his mate out,  he was 302lbs.
I broke his jaw in 4 places
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: joswift on September 23, 2022, 10:31:43 AM
Brian also has a way of knowing what you weigh.
I knocked him out.  He was 215lbs.
I knocked his mate out,  he was 302lbs.
I broke his jaw in 4 places

I bet the guy doesnt go to those places anymore
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Mayday on September 23, 2022, 11:47:15 AM
I bet the guy doesnt go to those places anymore


Legit LoL  :D
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 23, 2022, 01:06:59 PM
How does one rank themselves 6th most feared man in the world?hahaha.is there a list somewhere?
I’m claiming 11th spot.

Haha, I'll claim 12th spot. I was number 11 but then you broke my jaw in six places with a corkscrew uppercut and took it from me.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Darren Avey on September 23, 2022, 02:27:50 PM
Apparently a tiger pissed on him at a zoo because it was turned on by the pure testosterone oozing from him
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: SF1900 on September 23, 2022, 02:38:25 PM
He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path

He would not last one minute in an American ghetto or mafia neighborhood.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Darren Avey on September 23, 2022, 03:04:01 PM
He would not last one minute in an American ghetto or mafia neighborhood.

Depends if he landed his headbutt from hell, corkscrew uppercut or got hold of you with his hideous strength
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: a_pupil on September 23, 2022, 03:04:38 PM
He would not last one minute in an American ghetto or mafia neighborhood.

The Mafia are nothing compared to British 'ard men. Lenny Mclean bashed their top guy.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 23, 2022, 03:17:20 PM
Lenny was legit.  Bunch of other hard guys were just pussies hiding behind a number of mates or sucker punching people.
Title: Re: Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet
Post by: Henda on September 23, 2022, 03:26:14 PM
His training video is on YouTube, belly massive, loads up 7 and a half plates a side on squat but only goes down about 8 inches, close grip benches 3 plates a side gets 2 on his own and another 2 assisted.

To be fair reading his old interviews he was a lot more humble and came across as decent bloke think the personality he has now developed as he got more exposure