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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: funk51 on November 14, 2022, 03:47:02 AM
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Guy shits himself and injures a leg stealing porches:
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:o ::) :D
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Hanky would stand their throwing poses saying hes owning the big guy
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equal time ;D
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=681822.0
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A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.
The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. Produces the log book and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41.
The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000 The Masai man replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return.
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Working in a woman's shoe store would be heaven as long as it wasn't the one where Al Bundy worked.
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great great grandfather. :)
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Hilarious accent
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The interviewer reminds me of Badger from Breaking Bad.
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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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One of the few good Nic Cage movies.
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One of the few good Nic Cage movies.
I thought con air was pretty good.
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I thought con air was pretty good.
That and leaving Las Vegas.
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Good grief. Do you really believe this dross, Funk? The only people that like to stir the shit like this are nothing more than flies at a bullshit buffet.
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Good grief. Do you really believe this dross, Funk? The only people that like to stir the shit like this are nothing more than flies at a bullshit buffet.
nah, I don't take anything too seriously, life is too short to give a shit about any of this drivel, Biden Trump they are both old turds in my opinion, cut from the same cloth.
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;D ::) :o
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Good ones, Funk.
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