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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: IroNat on January 03, 2023, 07:15:16 AM
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A limited number of applications will be considered for new members in 2023.
Qualifications are strict like Bhanky' s curl.
If you feel worthy submit a 500 word essay (double spaced) on your reasons for believing you should even be considered you worthless sack of feathers.
Include left bicep, forearm measurements and bodyweight (before and after shitting) and what you ate in the past 14 days.
Also a time stamped, notarized photo of yourself in a front double bicep pose( from waist up, no legs please!).
Should you wish to include your criminal record and fighting experience it may be of benefit to you.
All decisions regarding membership wlll be the final ruling of the executives.
Please do not contact the organization about your status.
See the Bhanky website for more details
Thank you and lotsa luck.
Very truly yours,
Ironat - President Bhanky Internationale Fan Club
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To the tune of "Rocky Racoon" by The Beatles (apologies to the Fab 4).
Now somewhere in the Dirt Star hills of Kitty Hawk, NC
There lived a young boy name of bhanky buffoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Made young bhanky wanna cry
bhanky didn't like that
He said, "I can't fade like that"
So one day he oozed in a stall
Booked himself a spot in the glory wall
bhanky buffoon
Was all doom and gloom
But no way he be fade, all survival
Now bhanky be buff and say yeah sho' nuff
Show Getbig his gainz got no rival
His rival said seems
All his gainz they be dreamz
He be sick which did flatten his fanny
The maid give him some pills
Cooked 'em up in her still
But all Getbig said she be tranny
Now she and her schmoe
Who called her his Ho'
Were in the next room at the schmhoedown
bhanky burst in and grinning a grin
He said, "Shizzo boy, this is a posedown"
But Shizzo was hot
All white ropes he did shot
And bhanky prolapsed in the corner
Now, the Ref he came in to say who did win
And proceeded to cuff bhanky's maid yeah
He said, "bhanky, you lost the match"
And bhanky said, "Doc, you're such a beotch
cuz I be bigger than that there wigger, Doc and I never fade yeah... "
Now bhanky buffon
He fell back in his room
Only to see someone's Midol
The bone it was thrown
bhanky squealed "Its my throne!"
To help with good bhanky's revival, oh, ooh, yeah, yeah
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Do-do-do, yeah, I saw you rockin' at the top
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HILARIOUS ^^^^^
;D ;D
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A limited number of applications will be considered for new members in 2023.
Qualifications are strict like Bhanky' s curl.
If you feel worthy submit a 500 word essay (double spaced) on your reasons for believing you should even be considered you worthless sack of feathers.
Include left bicep, forearm measurements and bodyweight (before and after shitting) and what you ate in the past 14 days.
Also a time stamped, notarized photo of yourself in a front double bicep pose( from waist up, no legs please!).
Should you wish to include your criminal record and fighting experience it may be of benefit to you.
All decisions regarding membership wlll be the final ruling of the executives.
Please do not contact the organization about your status.
See the Bhanky website for more details
Thank you and lotsa luck.
Very truly yours,
Ironat - President Bhanky Internationale Fan Club
Is there a word limit? Asking for Matt...
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HILARIOUS ^^^^^
;D ;D
hahaha
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I wanted to write something more worthy of bhanky but drew a blanky. For now. ;D
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Like our great "The Scott" did, I will add one for welcoming new members. (Welcome to my Nightmare - Alice Cooper).
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Welcome to the fan club
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong
A big strict curling nation
A Dbol-like sedation
You wanna feel at home 'cause you belong
Welcome to the fan club, whoa-whoa-oh
Welcome to my biceps
I hope I didn't scare you
That's just the way they are big and round
We sweat and lift and curl here
'Cause life is just a gym here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to the fan club, whoa-whoa-oh
Welcome to the fan club
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong
We sweat and lift and curl here
'Cause life is just a gym here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my fan-club, ooh-ooh-ooh
Welcome to my breakdown!!
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"Eggshellente'! ^
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Only apply if you are "just a big dude", would like to "put dents" in peoples heads and have the ability to "ragdoll tyson"
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This is a serious thread.
Please do not make a mockery of it.
Note: A recent essay/application was made in Haiku which the executive panel thought quite impressive.
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To the tune of "Rocky Racoon" by The Beatles (apologies to the Fab 4).
Now somewhere in the Dirt Star hills of Kitty Hawk, NC
There lived a young boy name of bhanky buffoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Made young bhanky wanna cry
bhanky didn't like that
He said, "I can't fade like that"
So one day he oozed in a stall
Booked himself a spot in the glory wall
bhanky buffoon
Was all doom and gloom
But no way he be fade, all survival
Now bhanky be buff and say yeah sho' nuff
Show Getbig his gainz got no rival
His rival said seems
All his gainz they be dreamz
He be sick which did flatten his fanny
The maid give him some pills
Cooked 'em up in her still
But all Getbig said she be tranny
Now she and her schmoe
Who called her his Ho'
Were in the next room at the schmhoedown
bhanky burst in and grinning a grin
He said, "Shizzo boy, this is a posedown"
But Shizzo was hot
All white ropes he did shot
And bhanky prolapsed in the corner
Now, the Ref he came in to say who did win
And proceeded to cuff bhanky's maid yeah
He said, "bhanky, you lost the match"
And bhanky said, "Doc, you're such a beotch
cuz I be bigger than that there wigger, Doc and I never fade yeah... "
Now bhanky buffon
He fell back in his room
Only to see someone's Midol
The bone it was thrown
bhanky squealed "Its my throne!"
To help with good bhanky's revival, oh, ooh, yeah, yeah
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Do-do-do, yeah, I saw you rockin' at the top
Dag gone dude, that is just about perfect. Being a Beatles fan, I sang it in my head as Paul would have. Man I hate to do this, but I would add “local” before “glory wall” and after “prolapsed in the corner” you need to add “ahhhhhh (high pitched)”
Fucking glorious dude ;D
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To the tune of "Rocky Racoon" by The Beatles (apologies to the Fab 4).
Now somewhere in the Dirt Star hills of Kitty Hawk, NC
There lived a young boy name of bhanky buffoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Made young bhanky wanna cry
bhanky didn't like that
He said, "I can't fade like that"
So one day he oozed in a stall
Booked himself a spot in the glory wall
bhanky buffoon
Was all doom and gloom
But no way he be fade, all survival
Now bhanky be buff and say yeah sho' nuff
Show Getbig his gainz got no rival
His rival said seems
All his gainz they be dreamz
He be sick which did flatten his fanny
The maid give him some pills
Cooked 'em up in her still
But all Getbig said she be tranny
Now she and her schmoe
Who called her his Ho'
Were in the next room at the schmhoedown
bhanky burst in and grinning a grin
He said, "Shizzo boy, this is a posedown"
But Shizzo was hot
All white ropes he did shot
And bhanky prolapsed in the corner
Now, the Ref he came in to say who did win
And proceeded to cuff bhanky's maid yeah
He said, "bhanky, you lost the match"
And bhanky said, "Doc, you're such a beotch
cuz I be bigger than that there wigger, Doc and I never fade yeah... "
Now bhanky buffon
He fell back in his room
Only to see someone's Midol
The bone it was thrown
bhanky squealed "Its my throne!"
To help with good bhanky's revival, oh, ooh, yeah, yeah
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Come on bhanky boy, do the do-do-do
Do-do-do, yeah, I saw you rockin' at the top
I`m fucking laughing so hard I`m crying! LOL ;D
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Like our great "The Scott" did, I will add one for welcoming new members. (Welcome to my Nightmare - Alice Cooper).
----
Welcome to the fan club
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong
A big strict curling nation
A Dbol-like sedation
You wanna feel at home 'cause you belong
Welcome to the fan club, whoa-whoa-oh
Welcome to my biceps
I hope I didn't scare you
That's just the way they are big and round
We sweat and lift and curl here
'Cause life is just a gym here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to the fan club, whoa-whoa-oh
Welcome to the fan club
I think you're gonna like it
I think you're gonna feel you belong
We sweat and lift and curl here
'Cause life is just a gym here
You know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to my fan-club, ooh-ooh-ooh
Welcome to my breakdown!!
Great job ! ;D
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if you are not a mensa graduate. will a 13 rep squat video titled 15 reps suffice?
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if you are not a mensa graduate. will a 13 rep squat video titled 15 reps suffice?
The executive panel will consider notable attributes of potential members.
It's not easy to qualify so don't get your hopes up.
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Qualifications are 130+ IQ, which places the individual in the 2% range, and 19"+ ripped arms.
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This is a serious thread.
Please do not make a mockery of it.
Note: A recent essay/application was made in Haiku which the executive panel thought quite impressive.
Mr. Prez,
Please accept my sincere apology for mocking this wonderful club.
As a result of my poor judgement, I shall pay 3-times the due's upon acceptance, once I take (and submit) my ass-crack pics on my patio.
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Mr. Prez,
Please accept my sincere apology for mocking this wonderful club.
As a result of my poor judgement, I shall pay 3-times the due's upon acceptance, once I take (and submit) my ass-crack pics on my patio.
Legit LOL ;D
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Do we get Bhanky tshirts or badges to wear?
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Do we get Bhanky tshirts or badges to wear?
Please visit the website to order official Bhanky merchandise.
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Do we get Bhanky tshirts or badges to wear?
No we all get secret a de-coder rings and a free copy of "How To Win Friends And Influence People" ! :D
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No we all get secret a de-coder rings and a free copy of "How To Win Friends And Influence People" ! :D
Be sure to eat your ovaltine peach cobbler!
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Bhanky needs to call the office to schedule a photo session for the Spring Apparel lineup.
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In all seriousness, Bhanky, isn't a bad name for a fashion line. Could compete with Polo, and Tommy Hilfiger, in a few years.
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Are there hats? I need one for covering my baldness while i pretend to have hair.
Please visit the website to order official Bhanky merchandise.
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Do we get Bhanky tshirts or badges to wear?
You have a choice between last place medals or participation medals.
JOIN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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Do we get Bhanky tshirts or badges to wear?
I'm telling you.....
Bhanky, is a catchy name for a clothing line.
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If Hanky deletes his getbig account will membership dues be reduced?
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WHERE HANKINS??
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Some of you may have noticed the "e" on the end of Internationale.
This is intentional to emphasise the worldwide breadth of the organization.
It's also classy.
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Some of you may have noticed the "e" on the end of Internationale.
This is intentional to emphasise the worldwide breadth of the organization.
It's also classy.
I found Bubblicious works best, and it’s so much fun to say.