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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Hulkotron on January 08, 2023, 09:56:11 AM
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Background: Poster bhanks (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=106117) was challenged by poster webstar (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=23174 ) on the former’s claim of completing a set of 15 reps of squats with a 225-lb barbell. To support the claim, bhanks posted the video below (Exhibit A) that appears to show only 13 reps:
An investigative team led by myself was charged with looking into this discrepancy, and are now prepared to report our conclusions.
Methods: the evidence (Exhibit A) was investigated extensively, and interviews were conducted with various stakeholders in the matter.
Conclusions: Firstly, the investigation concludes the video evidence clearly shows only 13 of the claimed 15 reps. All evident reps were counted despite concerns from some stakeholders on the depth of the eccentric phase. The video creator’s concern over their history of vaping and claims of lateral compartment knee arthrosis as confounders were deemed immaterial to the investigation.
Secondly, the investigation concludes that the video creator knowingly titled the video incorrectly (“225x15”) in a vainglorious attempt to support their claim, assuming no one would watch the whole video. However, the video garnered immediate concern from stakeholders due to its overall length of one minute, four seconds suggesting an unusually fast cadence of reps while allowing for time to start and stop the recording aparatus (the video creator must do this themself since they are a friendless loser) and time to unrack and rerack the weight.
Thirdly, all stakeholders were in agreement that a bodyweight squat for 13 reps is, quote, “embarrasingly weak” given the video creator’s history of steroid abuse and claimed duration of and commitment to serious training.
This matter is now closed.
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Your honor,we the getbig jury find the above defendant guilty of being a wet pussy.
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Hankins fancy legal team wasn’t going to get this case dismissed.
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"It's not a lie if you believe it"
George Costanza
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I concur with the legal argument and analysis presented in the above report.
Furthermore "the poster", aka Bhank, aka Brian Wood Healy Hankins, is deemed to lack credability and should be declared a hostile witness in any further hearings or proceedings.
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What's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor
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the complete lockout on every rep kind of explains the size and shape of his quads or lack thereof
tension my friend, you need more tension and not the kind that makes you go woohoo on your hairdoo
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And this guy uses steroids?!
For a NATURAL guy that blows!
Poor, POOR fucker.
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What's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor
Filibuster...
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I vote for acquittal, it is very clear the defendant is mentally defective. Furthermore, the state of Getbig has always had the reputation for being hardest on our most vulnerable members, your Shizzos, your T-bombz, etc.... It's time we changed that.
Also note the defendant is wearing shoes, we all know Mr. Hankins would need his fingers and toes to count to 15. It is a miracle that he even made it to 13.
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=679341.0;attach=1375453).
Look at this man, would you trust him out in public, let alone to count to 15?
It is not Hankins that has failed us, it is us that have failed Hankins.
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Tbombz 2.0
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(https://i.ibb.co/Y7SHP2P/Screenshot-2023-01-08-at-21-19-53.png)
the reason for 13 reps is abundantly clear...
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This is the dude that's boasting all the steroids he consumes? Lmfao....epic wearing of the useless Harbinger/Valeo belt....what a joke
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Due to exemplary work, from this point forward please consider the poster "hulkotron" the Official Investigator of all Forum Matters (OIFM), reporting to The Committee™.
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I think he had more in him. He also might be able to get more out of it if he kept his upper back tighter.
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Congrats Hulkotron.....well deserved!
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bodybuilder squats. meaning paralell only.
full dept he would get maybe 8, tops
This is why his legs are so small
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(https://i.postimg.cc/FKgB1z4G/strictturd.jpg)
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It's like a bizarre reverse baker's dozen. A hanky 15 is really 13.
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I’m worried Brian’s experienced legal team will win this battle.
He has them on retainer.
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225 for 13 would be weak for a High School football player, and a freshman benchwarmer at that. Dead serious.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/FKgB1z4G/strictturd.jpg)
Lol, looks like Danny DeVito. That’s shopped right?
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Background: Poster bhanks (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=106117) was challenged by poster webstar (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=23174 ) on the former’s claim of completing a set of 15 reps of squats with a 225-lb barbell. To support the claim, bhanks posted the video below (Exhibit A) that appears to show only 13 reps:
An investigative team led by myself was charged with looking into this discrepancy, and are now prepared to report our conclusions.
Methods: the evidence (Exhibit A) was investigated extensively, and interviews were conducted with various stakeholders in the matter.
Conclusions: Firstly, the investigation concludes the video evidence clearly shows only 13 of the claimed 15 reps. All evident reps were counted despite concerns from some stakeholders on the depth of the eccentric phase. The video creator’s concern over their history of vaping and claims of lateral compartment knee arthrosis as confounders were deemed immaterial to the investigation.
Secondly, the investigation concludes that the video creator knowingly titled the video incorrectly (“225x15”) in a vainglorious attempt to support their claim, assuming no one would watch the whole video. However, the video garnered immediate concern from stakeholders due to its overall length of one minute, four seconds suggesting an unusually fast cadence of reps while allowing for time to start and stop the recording aparatus (the video creator must do this themself since they are a friendless loser) and time to unrack and rerack the weight.
Thirdly, all stakeholders were in agreement that a bodyweight squat for 13 reps is, quote, “embarrasingly weak” given the video creator’s history of steroid abuse and claimed duration of and commitment to serious training.
This matter is now closed.
An excellent investigation, air tight, case closed, well done!
The recent revelations of "I smoke all day long" and vaping excuses indicate to me that further attempts have been tried and failed and are thus perhaps as close to an admission as we will ever get.
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Lol, looks like Danny DeVito. That’s shopped right?
Absolutely not, and with superb hair!
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This is why his legs are so small
His legs aren't small because he doesn't go ass to grass. His legs are small because he obviously only trains legs even slightly seriously when someone challenges him on the internet. I personally find ass to grass possibly easier than parallel because I can use the back of my legs as a momentum killer as well as something to lean against to generate the lifting force - it was quite an imposition when I realised I didn't have that, doing parallel.
Bhanks, I challenge you to do that challenge once a week and push more reps every week. I'm confident you can get say, 17 (15) next week.
Also, I encourage the rest of you to revel in the knowledge that it doesn't matter much weight you load up on a bar, you can always get 2 bhanksian repetitions ;D
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His legs aren't small because he doesn't go ass to grass. His legs are small because he obviously only trains legs even slightly seriously when someone challenges him on the internet. I personally find ass to grass possibly easier than parallel because I can use the back of my legs as a momentum killer as well as something to lean against to generate the lifting force - it was quite an imposition when I realised I didn't have that, doing parallel.
Bhanks, I challenge you to do that challenge once a week and push more reps every week. I'm confident you can get say, 17 (15) next week.
Also, I encourage the rest of you to revel in the knowledge that it doesn't matter much weight you load up on a bar, you can always get 2 bhanksian repetitions ;D
Let me get this straight, are you saying that if I load up 405 on the bar then I squat "405 x 2" and could post a video of that as proof?
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Let me get this straight, are you saying that if I load up 405 on the bar then I squat "405 x 2" and could post a video of that as proof?
As long as you document that the bar is loaded, you've already achieved 2 bhanksian repetitions.
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Compelling theory by rocket
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Let me get this straight, are you saying that if I load up 405 on the bar then I squat "405 x 2" and could post a video of that as proof?
# of Bhanksian Reps = # of Real Reps + 2
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# of Bhanksian Reps = # of Real Reps + 2CPR (where CPR refers to Certificate of Participation Reps)
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Brian calls himself a powerlifter now.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;D
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Brian calls himself a powerlifter now.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;D
I do find that one funny. PL = Bench, SQ, DL. /discussion :D
Brian, strict curl is an "odd lift".
Just as the Press isnt "Olympic Weightlifting". It was dropped after the 1972 Olympics.
All it is now is a "gym lift". Same thing...
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I do find that one funny. PL = Bench, SQ, DL. /discussion :D
Brian, strict curl is an "odd lift".
Just as the Press isnt "Olympic Weightlifting". It was dropped after the 1972 Olympics.
All it is now is a "gym lift". Same thing...
See me and you know all that old stuff....I told Brian almost exactly what you just posted and the idiot insists on calling a fucking curling contest a powerlifting meet.
I did a quite a few odd-lifts contests back in the day at the Springfield YMCA and at Mountain Park in Holyoke put on by Ed Jubinville.....I also was a powerlifter in the AAU.....THEY ARE NOT QUITE THE SAME BRIAN,TO SAY THE VERY LEAST....he has no clue at all and has been training for decades.
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You guys have typed quite a lot there, have 2 bhanksian reps at 700lbs squat as an appreciation of your tireless effort
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You guys have typed quite a lot there, have 2 bhanksian reps at 700lbs squat as an appreciation of your tireless effort
Thank you kind sir. ;D
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You guys have typed quite a lot there, have 2 bhanksian reps at 700lbs squat as an appreciation of your tireless effort
I did 225 x 15 this AM. Real reps. A real 15. I am not 'in shape' but completed it easily. (Of course a bit winded after it, but strength-wise it was pretty easy).
Brian always says he's the only one "in shape" but cannot complete 15 because its "cardio". So that equals "not in shape".
BB condition, and being "in shape" are 2 different worlds. BB's are at their most "unfit" when they are in their best "condition" at contest time.
A known fact...
A resting heart-rate of 100, is not by any means a sign of someone with a cardiovascular system that's "in shape".
Though its high-end of normal, its far from "in-shape:.
The average resting heart rate is between 60 and 100, he says.
The more fit you are, the lower your resting heart rate; for very fit people, it's in the range of 40 to 50 beats per minute.
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I did 225 x 15 this AM. Real reps. A real 15. I am not 'in shape' but completed it easily. (Of course a bit winded after it, but strength-wise it was pretty easy).
Brian always says he's the only one "in shape" but cannot complete 15 because its "cardio". So that equals "not in shape".
BB condition, and being "in shape" are 2 different worlds. BB's are at their most "unfit" when they are in their best "condition" at contest time.
A known fact...
A resting heart-rate of 100, is not by any means a sign of someone with a cardiovascular system that's "in shape".
Though its high-end of normal, its far from "in-shape:.
The average resting heart rate is between 60 and 100, he says.
The more fit you are, the lower your resting heart rate; for very fit people, it's in the range of 40 to 50 beats per minute.
Exactly....not so hard to count to 15 was it?
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I did 225 x 15 this AM. Real reps. A real 15. I am not 'in shape' but completed it easily. (Of course a bit winded after it, but strength-wise it was pretty easy).
Brian always says he's the only one "in shape" but cannot complete 15 because its "cardio". So that equals "not in shape".
BB condition, and being "in shape" are 2 different worlds. BB's are at their most "unfit" when they are in their best "condition" at contest time.
A known fact...
A resting heart-rate of 100, is not by any means a sign of someone with a cardiovascular system that's "in shape".
Though its high-end of normal, its far from "in-shape:.
The average resting heart rate is between 60 and 100, he says.
The more fit you are, the lower your resting heart rate; for very fit people, it's in the range of 40 to 50 beats per minute.
Im usually at 47 -50
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Im usually at 47 -50
I'm not too bad for a geezer who never cared for cardio. (But liking it more these days).
Blood pressure is perfect 120/70 (ish), and restating heart rate is between 60-65.
I say that about cardio, but I love the 1-hour walks with the dogs over the last 15 yrs, I'm sure it helped some.
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Exactly....not so hard to count to 15 was it?
Krank, I tell ya, I dont know how I did it, but counting to 15, whew... A chore...
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My resting HR has ranged from 48-59 over the last month according to my Apple Watch (nh).
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I did 225 x 15 this AM. Real reps. A real 15. I am not 'in shape' but completed it easily. (Of course a bit winded after it, but strength-wise it was pretty easy).
Brian always says he's the only one "in shape" but cannot complete 15 because its "cardio". So that equals "not in shape".
BB condition, and being "in shape" are 2 different worlds. BB's are at their most "unfit" when they are in their best "condition" at contest time.
A known fact...
A resting heart-rate of 100, is not by any means a sign of someone with a cardiovascular system that's "in shape".
Though its high-end of normal, its far from "in-shape:.
The average resting heart rate is between 60 and 100, he says.
The more fit you are, the lower your resting heart rate; for very fit people, it's in the range of 40 to 50 beats per minute.
Excellent work! Lying Bhanks has lied in the last 24 hours that he could do 225 x 15, but I'm sure he'll ask you for a video. He really wants others to post videos like him, weird.
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I do find that one funny. PL = Bench, SQ, DL. /discussion :D
Brian, strict curl is an "odd lift".
Just as the Press isnt "Olympic Weightlifting". It was dropped after the 1972 Olympics.
All it is now is a "gym lift". Same thing...
Funny I have found multiple powerlifting organizations sanctioning and recognizing powerlifting records in the strict curl
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I did 225 x 15 this AM. Real reps. A real 15. I am not 'in shape' but completed it easily. (Of course a bit winded after it, but strength-wise it was pretty easy).
Brian always says he's the only one "in shape" but cannot complete 15 because its "cardio". So that equals "not in shape".
BB condition, and being "in shape" are 2 different worlds. BB's are at their most "unfit" when they are in their best "condition" at contest time.
A known fact...
A resting heart-rate of 100, is not by any means a sign of someone with a cardiovascular system that's "in shape".
Though its high-end of normal, its far from "in-shape:.
The average resting heart rate is between 60 and 100, he says.
The more fit you are, the lower your resting heart rate; for very fit people, it's in the range of 40 to 50 beats per minute.
For fuck sake I can complete 15 reps I was sick at snowshoe coming off a cold and vaping heavy due to the headache
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Excellent work! Lying Bhanks has lied in the last 24 hours that he could do 225 x 15, but I'm sure he'll ask you for a video. He really wants others to post videos like him, weird.
Thx, Yeah, difference is most people don't care if someone believes them or not.
Brian has to post a pic or video about everything. "OK GetBig here's my neck".
Brian needs to realize he's being trolled and played like a fiddle. He falls for it each and every time...
Brian, Ive said this many times, I dont 'dislike' you, but you are your own worst enemy...
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For fuck sake I can complete 15 reps I was sick at snowshoe coming off a cold and vaping heavy due to the headache
Drop the vapes... Do the gummies... Much better.
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See me and you know all that old stuff....I told Brian almost exactly what you just posted and the idiot insists on calling a fucking curling contest a powerlifting meet.
I did a quite a few odd-lifts contests back in the day at the Springfield YMCA and at Mountain Park in Holyoke put on by Ed Jubinville.....I also was a powerlifter in the AAU.....THEY ARE NOT QUITE THE SAME BRIAN,TO SAY THE VERY LEAST....he has no clue at all and has been training for decades.
Oh for fucks sake, no one cares, you old fool. Get over yourself, you’re a “never was”. Don’t you have 40 other threads to chase bhank around in and yap at? Holy shit your tall tales wreak of small man syndrome.
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Oh for fucks sake, no one cares, you old fool. Get over yourself, you’re a “never was”. Don’t you have 40 other threads to chase bhank around in and yap at? Holy shit your tall tales wreak of small man syndrome.
OK thanks for your input "Epic Is An Epic Asshole".....I`ll post anything I want,anywhere I want until you change your name from fuckheaded drunken divorced loser to Ron Avidan.
You soft, pasty white,ginger headed, puffy, lonely, chronic masterbating, bitchmade twat!
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For fuck sake I can complete 15 reps I was sick at snowshoe coming off a cold and vaping heavy due to the headache
It's actually impressive how you have an excuse for everything. Every. Single. Time. The new vaping excuse is a good one. Like you not having the willpower to quit vaping is somehow an excuse
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It's actually impressive how you have an excuse for everything. Every. Single. Time
This vaping thing is really something. What a horrible habit for someone who claims to be in shape.
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This vaping thing is really something. What a horrible habit for someone who claims to be in shape.
He`ll learn the hard way just like my dumb ass did.
Biggest regret of my life.
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# of Bhanksian Reps = # of Real Reps + 2CPR (where CPR refers to Certificate of Participation Reps)
This is incorrect, as it minimizes impacts as the rep range increases.
The correct math is # of Bhanksian Reps = # of Stated Real Reps x .86 (repeating, of course)
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Bhanky had an expensive elite private education but can't count to 15.
Sad.
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He`ll learn the hard way just like my dumb ass did.
Biggest regret of my life.
One of my good friends' GF was doing that nonsense and it ruined her health. Its an awful habit.
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This vaping thing is really something. What a horrible habit for someone who claims to be in shape.
He has abs though. So duuuuh he's obviously in shape
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He has abs though. So duuuuh he's obviously in shape
He is incredibly stupid and ignorant. Doing PED's, Vaping, eating like a Cafone, no cardio, Teen-Bro "workouts", just a complete FNG idiot.
They can probably do a reality show once the brats and Fiance' move in of what a disaster and S Show this is going to be. Josh nailed it in the video - its beyond words at this point.
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He is incredibly stupid and ignorant. Doing PED's, Vaping, eating like a Cafone, no cardio, Teen-Bro "workouts", just a complete FNG idiot.
They can probably do a reality show once the brats and Fiance' move in of what a disaster and S Show this is going to be. Josh nailed it in the video - its beyond words at this point.
If he started a cam show I would absolutely pay a subscription for it lmao
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OK thanks for your input "Epic Is An Epic Asshole".....I`ll post anything I want,anywhere I want until you change your name from fuckheaded drunken divorced loser to Ron Avidan.
You soft, pasty white,ginger headed, puffy, lonely, chronic masterbating, bitchmade twat!
You post the same fake shit in thread after thread. The highlight of your gym career is watching Jeff King undress in the locker room. You’re a nobody, who brags about your wasted life with tall tales of events that never happened. Go ahead and post up your Fanny Pack photo one more time to show everyone you took drugs in 1987.
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You post the same fake shit in thread after thread. The highlight of your gym career is watching Jeff King undress in the locker room. You’re a nobody, who brags about your wasted life with tall tales of events that never happened. Go ahead and post up your Fanny Pack photo one more time to show everyone you took drugs in 1987.
Whoops,looks like you got banned again my bitch! LOL :D
If I ever visit my cousins in Port St. Lucie this coming summer I`ll make it a point to swing by Hobe sound and slap the fucking taste out of your mouth.....Josh Smith the shit talking cu nt......you`re selling woof tickets to someone who`s a real live OG chump......too late to be careful now.....your mouth wrote checks that your ass can`t cash.
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Lol, looks like Danny DeVito. That’s shopped right?
This picture is photoshopped; his head is larger than this.
Looks like he forgot to put his spray on hair the day of the his strict curl comp.