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Title: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: affeman on January 25, 2023, 05:19:15 AM
Everyone else appears to be a pussy considering his reaction ???

Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: Royalty on January 25, 2023, 05:33:08 AM
I remember something like this was discussed 2 or 3 years ago. Somebody posted a movie clip where Seagal was running. And he looked slow and uncoordinated.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on January 25, 2023, 05:43:04 AM
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Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: funk51 on January 25, 2023, 06:10:57 AM
 
   yes, guy is lightening fast and extremely coordinated even to this day. ::)
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Post by: beakdoctor on January 25, 2023, 06:14:31 AM
No.
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Post by: SweetDaddySiki on January 25, 2023, 06:29:00 AM
Nope. But he IS dangerous with that hair dye. And I'll give him credit: he does color his facial hair too. You see so many guys now with dyed hair and white beards or stubble (fake beards). Terrible look.
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Post by: affeman on January 25, 2023, 06:30:56 AM
Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: wes on January 25, 2023, 06:37:49 AM
Bhanky would fuck him up in a millisecond.
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Post by: hench on January 25, 2023, 11:46:07 AM
Even though stairs could put him out of action.
Bhanky would fuck him up in a millisecond.
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Post by: IroNat on January 25, 2023, 11:51:16 AM
Seagal wasn't asked about Elvis...


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Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: wes on January 25, 2023, 11:51:37 AM
Even though stairs could put him out of action.
:D
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Post by: funk51 on January 25, 2023, 01:06:19 PM
 
   in the movies even rob schneider can be tough. that's the difference between reel life and real life.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 26, 2023, 02:15:11 AM
Bhanky would fuck him up in a millisecond.
Actually, he probably would which isn't saying much.
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Post by: loco on January 26, 2023, 02:51:21 AM
He was hesitant to say anything bad about Chuck Norris, so all he said is Norris is too old.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 27, 2023, 01:48:49 AM
He was hesitant to say anything bad about Chuck Norris, so all he said is Norris is too old.
Probably afraid of the blow back from fans.
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Post by: BILL ANVIL on January 29, 2023, 11:37:36 AM
He was hesitant to say anything bad about Chuck Norris, so all he said is Norris is too old.

Even he knows chuck is off limits
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Post by: Andy Griffin on January 30, 2023, 02:52:54 AM
Gene LeBell made Steven shit himself. 
Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: ChristopherA on January 30, 2023, 03:48:55 AM
Check out the YouTube channel Space Ice. You're welcome
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 31, 2023, 01:39:07 AM
Gene LeBell made Steven shit himself.
LeBell could make about anyone shit themselves.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on January 31, 2023, 03:16:18 AM
Check out the YouTube channel Space Ice. You're welcome


Nobody leaves getbig. Please link it here.
Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 31, 2023, 04:26:15 AM

Nobody leaves getbig.

Derek Anthony did.

Too soon?
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Post by: ziballz on January 31, 2023, 04:46:25 AM

Nobody leaves getbig. Please link it here.

;D



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Post by: pamith on January 31, 2023, 04:58:10 PM
Tbh his movies are epic, srs
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Post by: Bevo on January 31, 2023, 05:03:59 PM
Derek Anthony did.

Too soon?

Why would you even bother putting too soon? No body gives a shit he’s dead

Getbiggers are savages, the more gurus, men in thongs drop like flies, the more we celebrate
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Post by: The Keto Kid on January 31, 2023, 05:04:38 PM
His reality show Steven Seagal Law Man is absolutely incredible
Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 31, 2023, 05:33:39 PM
Why would you even bother putting too soon? No body gives a shit he’s dead

Getbiggers are savages, the more gurus, men in thongs drop like flies, the more we celebrate

True ... I added it ironically but you are absolutely correct.
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Post by: ChristopherA on January 31, 2023, 05:46:18 PM
;D




The dudes videos are hilarious.  He always shits on Seagal but then says JCVD has the best movies ever lmao!
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Post by: Fortress on January 31, 2023, 05:51:20 PM
Check out the YouTube channel Space Ice. You're welcome

I’m obsessed with Space Ice.

One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.

I watch one or two daily.
Title: Re: Is Steven Seagal the toughest MoFo on the planet ??
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 01, 2023, 01:01:11 AM
His reality show Steven Seagal Law Man is absolutely incredible
:D I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.
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Post by: The Keto Kid on February 01, 2023, 06:05:25 AM
:D I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.
Hahaha...that's what made the show amazing! Dude would talk black to black people, guy is a master at everything, blues guitar player, singer, guard dog trainer, expert marksman with any kind of gun, that show was the shit!
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on February 01, 2023, 07:19:23 AM
:D I couldn't stand to watch more than half an episode at a time. It was cringe worthy. I loved how he acted black when dealing with them and how he would hide behind the car when shit got real after acting so tough.

LOL, I can totally picture his fat fucking ass scurrying to hide behind a car door, pretending to radio for backup or some shit, while his partner is getting the shit kicked out of him.
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Post by: ChristopherA on February 01, 2023, 07:27:50 AM
I’m obsessed with Space Ice.

One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.

I watch one or two daily.
Hell yeah! J C V D!
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 02, 2023, 01:10:49 AM
LOL, I can totally picture his fat fucking ass scurrying to hide behind a car door, pretending to radio for backup or some shit, while his partner is getting the shit kicked out of him.
Yep, acting all tough and dark on the car ride and acting like he's in charge only to get scared shitless when he thought the perp may have a gun.
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Post by: lightweight83 on February 02, 2023, 04:13:18 AM
I’m obsessed with Space Ice.

One of the greatest things ever created by a mortal man.

I watch one or two daily.

I just watched a few of his videos and dude has me in tears!   Classic material!
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Post by: wes on February 02, 2023, 06:13:36 AM
I just watched a few of his videos and dude has me in tears!   Classic material!
Same here!!  LOL  ;D
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Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2023, 09:32:09 AM
Steven Seagal incident

In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."

According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."
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Post by: hench on February 03, 2023, 10:22:30 AM
Seagal claims van damme is just a ballerina, he did it for flexibility but also has a legit fighting record. Something seagal doesn't have.


Jean-Claude Van Damme competed with the Belgian National Karate Team at age 15, had a competitive record of 44 wins - 4 losses in semi-contact matches, and earned his blackbelt at age 18. He also has a competitive kickboxing record of 19 wins - 1 loss (18 wins by knockout).

The only real accomplishments of Seagal in the world of martial arts is being adept at Akido, which by definition involves the other guy deliberately taking a fall so the other can "apply the technique". In other words basically useless if the other person is actually fighting back.


Steven Seagal incident

In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."

According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 04, 2023, 01:47:07 AM
Seagal claims van damme is just a ballerina, he did it for flexibility but also has a legit fighting record. Something seagal doesn't have.


Jean-Claude Van Damme competed with the Belgian National Karate Team at age 15, had a competitive record of 44 wins - 4 losses in semi-contact matches, and earned his blackbelt at age 18. He also has a competitive kickboxing record of 19 wins - 1 loss (18 wins by knockout).

The only real accomplishments of Seagal in the world of martial arts is being adept at Akido, which by definition involves the other guy deliberately taking a fall so the other can "apply the technique". In other words basically useless if the other person is actually fighting back.
All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.
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Post by: hench on February 04, 2023, 01:56:46 AM
One movie from about 10 years ago seagal was doubled walking stairs, laughable.

All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.
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Post by: joswift on February 04, 2023, 02:34:49 AM
One movie from about 10 years ago seagal was doubled walking stairs, laughable.
I gurantee his double wasnt Hankins..
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Post by: hench on February 04, 2023, 02:52:01 AM
No, this guy did the stairs effortlessly.
I gurantee his double wasnt Hankins..
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Post by: Kwon_2 on February 04, 2023, 03:54:34 AM
All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies have a double actually performing any of the moves seen on screen. They are usually shots from the back and you can tell it isn't really Seagal.

In some scenes he is fighting with his opponent while sitting in a chair (not even getting up!)

Talk about Lazy sod! :D
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Post by: Ron Jeremy on February 04, 2023, 05:44:03 AM
Steal was extorted by the New York based Gambino Crime family for some time.
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Post by: Fortress on February 04, 2023, 08:10:08 AM
All of this and the fact that Van Damme is still in very good shape while Seagal is a fat fuck would definitely be a factor. Seagal's newer (straight to DVD) movies …

DVDs?
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Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on February 04, 2023, 10:06:57 PM
Steven Seagal incident

In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Steven Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard."

According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."

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Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 05, 2023, 12:53:50 AM
DVDs?
Figure of speech. Streaming.....
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Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on February 05, 2023, 05:23:28 AM
Figure of speech. Streaming.....

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