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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Fallsview on February 11, 2023, 06:55:15 PM
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So last month I decided I wanted extra help. Went through all the hoops and I have this beautiful woman who's 23 from Georgia. I know what most GetBiggers are thinking...not the state retardz but the country.
She takes care of my kids, cooks and cleans...going out to dinner has never been better. We take her and we're all sitting eating and when the kids need help, we keep eating and she has to do it.
Best thing is my Humvee has never looked better. Had her put three coats of wax on it and detail the inside. She was watching me workout and she had lust in her eyes.
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You pathetic fool. You can't even grow a pair. FOAD.
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You pathetic fool. You can't even grow a pair. FOAD.
You're just jealous.
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You're just jealous.
I am mentally stunted and yet am not remotely jealous of your feeble attempts at prose. You are living proof that my mother was correct. There are people out there worse off than I.
Run along now. Don't you have a convenience store to rob and then score an eight-ball of freebase and then seek out a sheboon to drag by its wig back to your palatial cracknest?
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So last month I decided I wanted extra help. Went through all the hoops and I have this beautiful woman who's 23 from Georgia. I know what most GetBiggers are thinking...not the state retardz but the country.
She takes care of my kids, cooks and cleans...going out to dinner has never been better. We take her and we're all sitting eating and when the kids need help, we keep eating and she has to do it.
Best thing is my Humvee has never looked better. Had her put three coats of wax on it and detail the inside. She was watching me workout and she had lust in her eyes.
You don't have any kids you impotent fat fuck. One of the dozen reasons your chimp wife dumped your ass.
"Au pair" ::) You mean a nanny, numbnuts, needed only by those who have children.
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Alex, what's you assessment of the Hummer's centralized tire air system?
If I spring for a new truck, probably an Isuzu FTS if I'm satisfied I can skirt EGR stuff, I'd like to set up for off road use. Currently leaning toward old school/get out to manually deflate or inflate because plumbing cab controlled air seems like a lot that could go wrong with rotating seals, etc.
What's your review? Is maintenance a pain? Is it worth having auto inflate?
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Can't imagine having children around. Fucking pathetic beta lifestyle
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So you pay some other woman to look after your children.
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Be careful, Fallsview. These lusty-eyed au pairs can be a real fucker to manage. If porn is anything to go by - and I believe it is - it won't be long until she's waving a feather duster over your crotch and making the international cock-in-mouth signal at you.
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So you pay some other woman to look after your children.
Yes. The main attraction to many is that they’re paid less than minimum wage, under the guise of being provided room and board of course.
I’ve dated several, it’s fairly exploitative IMO
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Haters are gonna hate. I've hired her not to bang her or have any kind of relationship besides professional. It's just very easy and relaxing to sit at a fine dinning restaurant and know that I don't have to jump for my kids. Me and the Miss' just chill and keep eating. It's now at the point where if our kids need anything, we don't even stop our conversation, she jumps and helps them. She knows her roll and place. It's quite fulfilling.
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Haters are gonna hate. I've hired her not to bang her or have any kind of relationship besides professional. It's just very easy and relaxing to sit at a fine dinning restaurant and know that I don't have to jump for my kids. Me and the Miss' just chill and keep eating. It's now at the point where if our kids need anything, we don't even stop our conversation, she jumps and helps them. She knows her roll and place. It's quite fulfilling.
They are usually just there to watch the kids during weekday working hours. But I guess expectations can be individualized?
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Haters are gonna hate. I've hired her not to bang her or have any kind of relationship besides professional. It's just very easy and relaxing to sit at a fine dinning restaurant and know that I don't have to jump for my kids. Me and the Miss' just chill and keep eating. It's now at the point where if our kids need anything, we don't even stop our conversation, she jumps and helps them. She knows her roll and place. It's quite fulfilling.
Sounds awesome. I hope she knows how lucky she is to get her own 'roll' at this 'fine dinning' restaurant.
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I looked into it a while back, I think I even started a thread here that the answers turned me off to it. I think when I looked into it, you paid them $195 week and they lived with you and you could only work them 45 hours a week. With the fees and what not, it averaged about $365 a week which isn’t terrible, but I didn’t like the thought of someone living with me. I like laying around in my underwear in the house sometimes and that would not be cool if there was some random chick in the house.
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So last month I decided I wanted extra help. Went through all the hoops and I have this beautiful woman who's 23 from Georgia. I know what most GetBiggers are thinking...not the state retardz but the country.
She takes care of my kids, cooks and cleans...going out to dinner has never been better. We take her and we're all sitting eating and when the kids need help, we keep eating and she has to do it.
Best thing is my Humvee has never looked better. Had her put three coats of wax on it and detail the inside. She was watching me workout and she had lust in her eyes.
Fuck off, kunt.
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Fuck off, kunt.
Perfectly stated, sir.
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You sound pathetic and lame :'(
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Perfectly stated, sir.
X 3 Walter has a way with words.....extremely eloquent!
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X 3 Walter has a way with words.....extremely eloquent!
Fallsviewingcock will undoubtedly create a 'transitioning' thread by the end of the year. Count on it.
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Fallsviewingcock will undoubtedly create a 'transitioning' thread by the end of the year. Count on it.
No doubt,transitioning from s fat,french,flabby,friendless, fag to a fat, french, friendless,faggy,trollop...........err.....WAIT!! :D
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Haters are gonna hate. I've hired her not to bang her or have any kind of relationship besides professional. It's just very easy and relaxing to sit at a fine dinning restaurant and know that I don't have to jump for my kids. Me and the Miss' just chill and keep eating. It's now at the point where if our kids need anything, we don't even stop our conversation, she jumps and helps them. She knows her roll and place. It's quite fulfilling.
So you literally ignore your children when they require assistance and pay another woman to take care of them.
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Just had her make me a protein, kale shake and a steak!!! Fantastic.
This is the only way to live
With her around I'll be posting way more to GetBig.
you're welcome!
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Just had her make me a protein, kale shake and a steak!!! Fantastic.
This is the only way to live
With her around I'll be posting way more to GetBig.
you're welcome!
She isnt an Au Pair if shes bringing you shakes, shes a fucking maid
She may have some Adderall if you ask nicely
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She isnt an Au Pair if shes bringing you shakes, shes a fucking maid
She may have some Adderall if you ask nicely
NOT A MAID!!!!!!
I told her it was for the kids.
Jealous cause I'm chilling eating an A5!!!!!
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NOT A MAID!!!!!!
I told her it was for the kids.
Jealous cause I'm chilling eating an A5!!!!!
If you employed me for the kids I would tell you to get your own fucking shake lard ass
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If you employed me for the kids I would tell you to get your own fucking shake lard ass
No you wouldn't because I'd pay to have your mouth wired shut. Thats what people with money do.
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No you wouldn't because I'd pay to have your mouth wired shut. Thats what people with money do.
and people with self respect and respect for an employee wouldnt be telling them to do things beyond their job description
You sound like she didnt even have a choice about making you a shake.
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X 3 Walter has a way with words.....extremely eloquent!
I can never remember if Ballspew is a Howard White gimmick or that fat French phaggot Alex Gauthier.
Either way, both of those polesmokers can fuck off and die.
I truly wish I could PM AIDS to some of these ball garglers.
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and people with self respect and respect for an employee wouldnt be telling them to do things beyond their job description
You sound like she didnt even have a choice about making you a shake.
She "didn't have a choice" because she doesn't even fucking exist except in Fat Alex's imagination.
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I can never remember if Ballspew is a Howard White gimmick or that fat French phaggot Alex Gauthier.
Either way, both of those polesmokers can fuck off and die.
I truly wish I could PM AIDS to some of these ball garglers.
Alex was super proud of his Hummer's auto-inflate tires. Maybe the novelty wore off.
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How much are you paying her?
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How much are you paying her?
About 45 days before she came I had to put down $3100. After that I'm in for $1400 a month for 6 months then after that it goes down to $1100. Worth every penny. Seriously...anyone that has kids needs to this. I wasn't on board at first but now that shes here...the shit I'm getting done. If I'm in my backyard and need to take a phone call from work she jumps in. She's like secret service for my kids.
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Just had her make me a protein, kale shake and a steak!!! Fantastic.
This is the only way to live
With her around I'll be posting way more to GetBig.
you're welcome!
Your Congolese wife can't even get up off the couch to make you a sandwich or take care of the kids.
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Alex why don't you trade in the Hummer and get a Unimog?