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Title: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 06, 2023, 04:51:11 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/3RfCPX42/JCVD-gettyimages-2224527-612x612.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/43Bz961j/JCVD-gettyimages-2309317-1024x1024.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/15w7NdVT/JCVD-gettyimages-2309322-1024x1024.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


It gets better


wait for it






























(https://i.postimg.cc/j5MZRV9w/JCVD-boner.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/qgVnTjk6/JCVD-gettyimages-2309320-594x594.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)



JCVD I am disappoint.. and sexually confucius.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: loco on March 06, 2023, 05:18:35 AM
Europeans
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Gym Rat on March 06, 2023, 05:25:24 AM
Did he get a throbber while training on a bobber? (With some other knobber)??   ???
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: beakdoctor on March 06, 2023, 07:25:37 AM
Well it looks like he's working out, on a yacht, that's docked in a marina, flying the Bermuda flag, with a friend?

Typical getbigger behavior.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Kwon on March 06, 2023, 08:16:49 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/3RfCPX42/JCVD-gettyimages-2224527-612x612.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/43Bz961j/JCVD-gettyimages-2309317-1024x1024.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/15w7NdVT/JCVD-gettyimages-2309322-1024x1024.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


It gets better


wait for it






























(https://i.postimg.cc/j5MZRV9w/JCVD-boner.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/qgVnTjk6/JCVD-gettyimages-2309320-594x594.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)



JCVD I am disappoint.. and sexually confucius.

What year was this?
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 06, 2023, 11:14:29 AM
Did he get a throbber while training on a bobber? (With some other knobber)??   ???
Haha he most definitely did.
It seems like he sports wood at the drop of a hat KO'd enemy of his.


Well it looks like he's working out, on a yacht, that's docked in a marina, flying the Bermuda flag, with a friend?

Typical getbigger behavior.
He's working out in his underwear on a yacht while a man watches him 4 feet away with his hands over his cock..
then flexes his muscles for him, spreads his legs / does a kick in the mans direction... all while being hard.

VERY Typical getbigger behavior.


What year was this?
2001 (98.7% sure)



Why that man though?? Why not a sexy ladyboy or twink female supermodel instead? Is that his best friend? Who gets hard working out in front of their 50yo friend (other than JCVD and bhanks)? Is this why Gladys Portugues broke up with him (23x) citing irreconcilable differences?
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: MAXX on March 06, 2023, 11:40:32 AM
Would be way more interesting if he did his signature high kick while fully erect with his hairy hanging ballsack on full display

(no homo)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: LurkerNoMore on March 06, 2023, 11:46:19 AM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Tennisballz on March 06, 2023, 11:49:04 AM
He was just paying his dues!
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: tatoo on March 06, 2023, 11:49:28 AM
getting ready for a strict curl contest
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 06, 2023, 12:05:48 PM
Would be way more interesting if he did his signature high kick while fully erect with his hairy hanging ballsack on full display

(no homo)

I'd love to see him being blown like this
(https://i.postimg.cc/6QhPSt2s/hlh070121feajeanclaudevandamme-002-1626818351.png) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/RhJXMBFZ/download.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


and be rimmed while doing this
(https://i.postimg.cc/t4zQ0hwm/jean-claude-van-damme-752x501.png) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/8CsyyMSv/jcvd-timecop-split.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

by Tong Po Mylee.


(NO HOMO)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on March 06, 2023, 12:42:06 PM
You better capitalize that NO HOMO, bro mo.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 06, 2023, 12:47:14 PM
You better capitalize that NO HOMO, bro mo.

Yes.. I was going to..
no excuses.. forgive me.


Fixed
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 06, 2023, 01:17:39 PM
He 100% has been blown and rimmed like that btw ^ because that's what I'd do if I could do the splits, and JCVD and I are cut from the same cloth.

(no JNN)





he sports wood at the drop of a hat KO'd enemy of his.

Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Svengoolie on March 06, 2023, 02:06:32 PM
Would you guys say that's a small weenie?
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Fallsview on March 06, 2023, 02:31:31 PM
Your mothers a slut
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 06, 2023, 03:26:28 PM
Would you guys say that's a small weenie?

No.  Normal/average 6 incher of piss.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Rambone on March 06, 2023, 05:37:18 PM
This thread needs more maroon underwear in it…..


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cQvmh30NTk8/XPZ-9A-DOxI/AAAAAAAD2Bk/iWQ-nXh7xCQG1rfEYnP5aQj8YwVOygY4wCLcBGAs/s1600/BLOODSPORT%2B1.gif)
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ZlsCkJPuw0/XPZ-9ri-U9I/AAAAAAAD2Bo/QsUm-I2IrZ0MwOa4MqlgfhrswnFzPJBhgCLcBGAs/s1600/JEAN%2BCLAUDE%2BVAN%2BDAMME%2BBUTT%2BBLOODSPORT.gif)
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TvfwPiakZZ0/XPaCos62M-I/AAAAAAAD2CA/_axanK9Dg9oa0mTveBnKc4WgMS80BpamQCLcBGAs/s1600/jean%2Bclaude%2Bvan%2Bdammer%2Bunderwear%2B2.gif)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: pamith on March 06, 2023, 05:52:24 PM
Brutal if true
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: ROBOAK on March 06, 2023, 05:56:53 PM
van dam strikes me as a "its just zee smellz" kind of guy
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: IronMagazine.com on March 06, 2023, 06:24:11 PM
he always did come off to me as being gay.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: ChristopherA on March 06, 2023, 06:31:12 PM
Don't disrespect JCVD
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Bevo on March 06, 2023, 06:42:45 PM
So much for his line in double impact “I got a huge surprise”

Average, but far from “huge”
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: ChristopherA on March 06, 2023, 06:57:48 PM
So much for his line in double impact “I got a huge surprise”

Average, but far from “huge”
And yet is confident enough to be prancing around in his underwear. I'll be he's high as fuck
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: tacobender on March 06, 2023, 08:10:06 PM
Is the guy grabbing his dick in the first pic? You can def see in the second pic he has that gay tweeter face def g4p going on
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: The Scott on March 06, 2023, 09:29:13 PM
I have never seen a JCVD film but that's because I once saw some clip from one of his movies where he is gyrating like a fap-dancer with some Asian women.  It looked Cirque du SoGhey.  Nope. Did not care for that stuff, LOL!
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 07, 2023, 02:42:26 AM
he always did come off to me as being gay.
Yeh, why is that? Because he's good looking, does the splits, is comfortable in his skin and showing his bod, likes to party / have a good time, dances with women and has a Euro accent? That makes one gay, does it?



Europeans
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He was just paying his dues!
getting ready for a strict curl contest

LOL.

Great posts.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: tacobender on March 07, 2023, 01:08:33 PM
Because he’s soft he is definitely a homo
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: njflex on March 07, 2023, 01:13:18 PM
80/90'S GUY LIVED AMAZING LIFE ....HAD IT ALL'NO HOMO'
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: tacobender on March 07, 2023, 09:25:04 PM
80/90'S GUY LIVED AMAZING LIFE ....HAD IT ALL'NO HOMO'
in the mouth and ass your mom probably creamed her panties over him
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Kwon on March 07, 2023, 09:37:28 PM
I have never seen a JCVD film but that's because I once saw some clip from one of his movies where he is gyrating like a fap-dancer with some Asian women.  It looked Cirque du SoGhey.  Nope. Did not care for that stuff, LOL!

(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8372091648/hB1A83FF3/jean-claude-van-dance-man)

(https://media.tenor.com/kAWhQOCfxLYAAAAM/jean-claude-van-damme-splits.gif)

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/CYkaO7FxmevZK/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9526qb52y9i8exvmxjz1q3zyh9nq3io555wmywybd5b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

(https://media.tenor.com/_swJN69cQdMAAAAC/jean-claude-van-damme.gif)

(http://www.cinemafia.ru/upload/images/2016/05/Kicks/tumblr_m3o0n4yKbu1qi66kho2_400.gif)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6rhFJjzZp6IAD6h3y4aOFuFnoYC6Xy5mBunqaxvReUQNewViARlvJDoCezoMI-NgNidw&usqp=CAU)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8372091648/hB1A83FF3/jean-claude-van-dance-man)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: _bruce_ on March 07, 2023, 09:48:12 PM
he always did come off to me as being gay.

As fruity as they come.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: The Scott on March 07, 2023, 09:50:45 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8372091648/hB1A83FF3/jean-claude-van-dance-man)

(https://media.tenor.com/kAWhQOCfxLYAAAAM/jean-claude-van-damme-splits.gif)

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/CYkaO7FxmevZK/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9526qb52y9i8exvmxjz1q3zyh9nq3io555wmywybd5b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

(https://media.tenor.com/_swJN69cQdMAAAAC/jean-claude-van-damme.gif)

(http://www.cinemafia.ru/upload/images/2016/05/Kicks/tumblr_m3o0n4yKbu1qi66kho2_400.gif)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6rhFJjzZp6IAD6h3y4aOFuFnoYC6Xy5mBunqaxvReUQNewViARlvJDoCezoMI-NgNidw&usqp=CAU)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8372091648/hB1A83FF3/jean-claude-van-dance-man)

Yeah...That's it.  Makes me want to say, "Biiiiiiitch"... ;D
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Flexacon on March 07, 2023, 10:11:28 PM
This thread needs more maroon underwear in it…..



(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ZlsCkJPuw0/XPZ-9ri-U9I/AAAAAAAD2Bo/QsUm-I2IrZ0MwOa4MqlgfhrswnFzPJBhgCLcBGAs/s1600/JEAN%2BCLAUDE%2BVAN%2BDAMME%2BBUTT%2BBLOODSPORT.gif)


No doubt he is da gay as only a gay man would have an ass that spectacular. No homo
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 12:07:57 PM
As fruity as they come.
Van DAAAAAAAMME would fuck your missus right in front of you while aiming his raised foot at and by your face like a cobra that's about to strike and there would be nothing you could do about it you would jerk off and cum.
Then after blowing on her face he would look up at you and say "Ya!" with an aggressive head-nod.


No doubt he is da gay as only a gay man would have an ass that spectacular. No homo
What a strange and gay af post.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Flexacon on March 08, 2023, 12:25:38 PM

What a strange and gay af post.

Nothing gay or strange about it. It was just an observation with no sexual feelings or desires attached. It's no different to commenting on a pair of expectational quads or biceps.

Another way of putting it would be to say no heterosexual man would develop glutes to this extreme whilst the rest of the physique remained relativity underdeveloped. This would strictly be the pursuit of a homosexual man looking to attract and please other homosexual men.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: joswift on March 08, 2023, 12:44:41 PM
Nothing gay or strange about it. It was just an observation with no sexual feelings or desires attached. It's no different to commenting on a pair of expectational quads or biceps.

Another way of putting it would be to say no heterosexual man would develop glutes to this extreme whilst the rest of the physique remained relativity underdeveloped. This would strictly be the pursuit of a homosexual man looking to attract and please other homosexual men.
(https://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/content/uploads/2010/04/baboon21.jpg)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 12:48:17 PM
Nothing gay or strange about it. It was just an observation with no sexual feelings or desires attached. It's no different to commenting on a pair of expectational quads or biceps.

Another way of putting it would be to say no heterosexual man would develop glutes to this extreme whilst the rest of the physique remained relativity underdeveloped. This would strictly be the pursuit of a homosexual man looking to attract and please other homosexual men.

(https://i.postimg.cc/TwrHNfdL/i-stand-by-my-original-statement-officer-kevin-atwater.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 12:52:47 PM
It's no different to commenting on a pair of expectational quads or biceps.

"expectational" and "exceptional"


Look into it.

Hail

(https://i.postimg.cc/SsTzhzNw/cab.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Flexacon on March 08, 2023, 01:07:48 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/TwrHNfdL/i-stand-by-my-original-statement-officer-kevin-atwater.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

I understand why my comment might have confused you. Clearly I shouldn't expect a tranny fucker like you to understand a heterosexual point of view.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 01:28:16 PM
I understand why my comment might have confused you. Clearly I shouldn't expect a tranny fucker like you to understand a heterosexual point of view.

Says the closet homo who called another man's ass "spectacular"...
It's obvious you have a preference for muscular male glutes.

The (1 in a million) "men" that I'm into look like petite feminine sexy women.
The (1 in a thousand) men that you're into are muscular men.
Which one of the two is gay(er)/worse?

Btw, by your logic, does that mean Ronnie Coleman's gay too?
I mean his ass was ridiculously developed/muscular, far more than JCVD's, AND he done the splits with just a thong wedged up his ass on stage..
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Flexacon on March 08, 2023, 01:48:29 PM
Says the closet homo who called another man's ass "spectacular"...
It's obvious you have a preference for muscular male glutes.

The (1 in a million) "men" that I'm into look like petite feminine sexy women.
The (1 in a thousand) men that you're into are muscular men.
Which one of the two is gay(er)/worse?

Btw, by your logic, does that mean Ronnie Coleman's gay too?
I mean his ass was ridiculously developed/muscular, far more than JCVD's, AND he done the splits with just a thong wedged up his ass on stage..

Banging a tranny in the ass is x100 times gayer than saying a man has spectacular glute development. Adding no homo also negates any gayness

Ronnie was ridiculously developed from neck to knees. His muscular ass was more a symptom of complete training approach.

JCVD has very average development apart from his ass which is overdeveloped. This is very common in homosexuals who specifically target training that area.

Anyway just own your gayness. No one on here cares that you're a disgusting tranny fucker
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: beakdoctor on March 08, 2023, 01:55:08 PM
Van DAAAAAAAMME would fuck your missus right in front of you while aiming his raised foot cock at and by your face like a cobra that's about to strike and there would be nothing you could do about it you would jerk off and cum.
Then after blowing on her face he would look up at you and say "Ya!" with an aggressive head-nod.

What a strange and gay af post.

Fixed
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 02:08:37 PM
Banging a tranny in the ass is x100 times gayer than saying a man has spectacular glute development. Adding no homo also negates any gayness

Ronnie was ridiculously developed from neck to knees. His muscular ass was more a symptom of complete training approach.

JCVD has very average development apart from his ass which is overdeveloped. This is very common in homosexuals who specifically target training that area.

Anyway just own your gayness. No one on here cares that you're a disgusting tranny fucker

Ye no. JCVD had good proportions.. his ass wasn't overly developed..
Ronnie on the other hand.. Many have/had upper bods and legs as developed as his.. but no one has/had an ass like his.

It's you who should just own your gayness. As you know, I've already admitted to being into some feminine "men". Hell, I'm even rocking a gay pride flag as my avatar and have "tranny fucker" as my personal text. What more could I do?
You can't even admit that you want to tongue punch JCVD's "spectacular" fart box. Insecure coward.





Now

I'm gonna get (back) on my boat
and I'm going up river
and I'm going to kick
that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD
that the next Bison wannabe
is gonna feel it.
Now who wants to go home
and WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!!!
(https://i.postimg.cc/MZhpQ8Xk/JCVD-SF.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Fortress on March 08, 2023, 02:09:06 PM
Team JCVD.

Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 02:13:40 PM
*CRAAAACK*
(https://i.postimg.cc/15w7NdVT/JCVD-gettyimages-2309322-1024x1024.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)





Team JCVD.

For life.

Hail

(https://i.postimg.cc/SsTzhzNw/cab.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 02:20:23 PM
Because he’s soft he is definitely a homo
in the mouth and ass your mom probably creamed her panties over him
                                             Did you go to college?
(https://i.postimg.cc/P5LxprQk/did-you-go-to-college-b566d254-0015-4f9f-bac3-9150a33a2e3e-screenshot.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Scrancer on March 08, 2023, 02:23:21 PM
MIDLAND CREDIT MANAGEMENT INC vs. CHAFFEE, SHAUN
Case Summary
On 07/26/2021 MIDLAND CREDIT MANAGEMENT INC filed a Small Claim - Other Small Claim lawsuit against CHAFFEE, SHAUN. This case was filed in St. Lucie County Courts, Not Classified By Court located in St. Lucie, Florida. The Judge overseeing this case is ISENHOWER, DARYL. The case status is Disposed - Other Disposed.
 
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 02:29:44 PM
MIDLAND CREDIT MANAGEMENT INC vs. CHAFFEE, SHAUN
Case Summary
On 07/26/2021 MIDLAND CREDIT MANAGEMENT INC filed a Small Claim - Other Small Claim lawsuit against CHAFFEE, SHAUN. This case was filed in St. Lucie County Courts, Not Classified By Court located in St. Lucie, Florida. The Judge overseeing this case is ISENHOWER, DARYL. The case status is Disposed - Other Disposed.

Oh.. let me guess.

- You think I'm Shizzo
- You dislike me (just) because I speak my mind, am confident, have balls...
 ::)

Go back to picking on and wasting your time on bhanks - thanks.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Dave D on March 08, 2023, 02:31:47 PM
MIDLAND CREDIT MANAGEMENT INC vs. CHAFFEE, SHAUN
Case Summary
On 07/26/2021 MIDLAND CREDIT MANAGEMENT INC filed a Small Claim - Other Small Claim lawsuit against CHAFFEE, SHAUN. This case was filed in St. Lucie County Courts, Not Classified By Court located in St. Lucie, Florida. The Judge overseeing this case is ISENHOWER, DARYL. The case status is Disposed - Other Disposed.

LOL

Seriously to find this in this thread absolutely hilarious!
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Scrancer on March 08, 2023, 02:42:39 PM
Oh.. let me guess.

- You think I'm Shizzo
- You dislike me (just) because I speak my mind, am confident, have balls...
 ::)

Go back to picking on and wasting your time on bhanks - thanks.

You are 109%not shizzo that's for sure
I admire ppl who speak their minds
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 08, 2023, 02:43:47 PM
You are 109%not shizzo that's for sure
I admire ppl who speak their minds

Well thanks brother dad.
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: wes on March 08, 2023, 05:23:01 PM
JCVD couldn`t have been too gay,he was fucking and eating Gladys Potttugues twat.

Beard Of Peace
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Bevo on March 08, 2023, 05:38:05 PM
JCVD couldn`t have been too gay,he was fucking and eating Gladys Potttugues twat.

Beard Of Peace

I mean Ricky Martin at one time was married to a women and had kids with her, look how that turned out now  :D
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: wes on March 08, 2023, 07:01:17 PM
I mean Ricky Martin at one time was married to a women and had kids with her, look how that turned out now  :D
That`s completley irrelevant.....how big is his cock?   :D
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Bevo on March 08, 2023, 07:23:18 PM
That`s completley irrelevant.....how big is his cock?   :D

Exactly!  That’s the most important aspect of it all, his Puerto Rican freakin hard cock!!

Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on March 09, 2023, 02:54:05 AM
Part 2





Yeh you fuck that tub! Fuck it real good! C'mon!


Then after blowing on her face he would look up at you and say "Ya!" with an aggressive head-nod.
like at 0:32 of clip (clickey on-eth)
(you can even see the last bit of cum shooting out his cock. Peter North Matt ain't got shit on JCVD)
Title: Re: Wtf is going on here?
Post by: Flexacon on March 09, 2023, 02:59:56 AM
Ye no. JCVD had good proportions.. his ass wasn't overly developed..
Ronnie on the other hand.. Many have/had upper bods and legs as developed as his.. but no one has/had an ass like his.


There probably isn't a single bodybuilder in their prime, definitely not a top bodybuilder who did squats and deads as heavy, as hard and for as long as Ronnie. His glutes ending up looking like they did isn't a surprise.