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Title: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: illuminati on April 24, 2023, 06:15:45 AM: Missing in SC - last seen Running to toilets with shit stained track suit bottoms
Screaming I Won, I won, I'll put Dent's in them other's.

Woman seen running after him shouting Brian your selfie ring , selfie ring

Hold the call's to the Switch board it's all Clegged up with so many reports coming in......
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: robcguns on April 24, 2023, 06:21:20 AM: This has me laughing pretty fucking hard.
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: wes on April 24, 2023, 06:33:15 AM: Quote from: illuminati on April 24, 2023, 06:15:45 AM
Missing in SC - last seen Running to toilets with shit stained track suit bottoms
Screaming I Won, I won, I'll put Dent's in them other's.

Woman seen running after him shouting Brian your selfie ring , selfie ring

Hold the call's to the Switch board it's all Clegged up with so many reports coming in......
:D
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: IroNat on April 24, 2023, 06:48:41 AM: Bhanky abducted by aliens?
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: The Scott on April 24, 2023, 06:52:16 AM: Quote from: illuminati on April 24, 2023, 06:15:45 AM
Missing in SC - last seen Running to toilets with shit stained track suit bottoms
Screaming I Won, I won, I'll put Dent's in them other's.

Woman seen running after him shouting Brian your selfie ring , selfie ring

Hold the call's to the Switch board it's all Clegged up with so many reports coming in......

;D ;D
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: Soul Crusher on April 24, 2023, 07:06:50 AM: Quote from: illuminati on April 24, 2023, 06:15:45 AM
Missing in SC - last seen Running to toilets with shit stained track suit bottoms
Screaming I Won, I won, I'll put Dent's in them other's.

Woman seen running after him shouting Brian your selfie ring , selfie ring

Hold the call's to the Switch board it's all Clegged up with so many reports coming in......

Another brutal beat down.
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: funk51 on April 24, 2023, 11:05:13 AM
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: illuminati on April 24, 2023, 11:10:44 AM: News just in ........

The missing 45yr old man has been found .........
In the toilets of local Fast Crap food store - The stench emanating from the cubicle
was overwhelming to staff & shoppers ........And Specialist HazMat suit wearing fire dept
Specially trained officers attended.

They said his condition was horrific ... Covered in his own shit & blood & pieces of selfie ring with a mixture of what appeared to be Gatorade & Peach cobbler everywhere.......

He claims he was Rag dolled by a late running physique contest........
He was last seen being Fumigated & taken off to the local Nut house
Ranting That he Wasn't Bald & he was there & was going to Win win win.....

Please All Ignore anything & Everything this Raving Delusional idiot says.
Responding to him will only give him Encouragement. ::)
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: wes on April 24, 2023, 03:33:17 PM: Funny stuff my brother! LOL ;D
Title: Re: APB - search for Large headed one arm man ??
Post by: Matt on April 24, 2023, 04:53:44 PM: Quote from: robcguns on April 24, 2023, 06:21:20 AM
This has me laughing pretty fucking hard.

LOL!!!!

I hope you ripped a joint before reading this thread like you did here:

Quote from: robcguns on February 17, 2023, 04:45:22 PM
Hahahah, I just took a couple rips off a joint and I’m laughing hysterically that this kind of shit is real. This just blows my fucking mind.

;D ;D ;D