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Title: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 01, 2023, 11:10:05 AM
 a bodybuilding forum where 51 out of the 60 threads on page one are about anything but bodybuilding. :'( :'( :'( :'( amazing.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 01, 2023, 11:11:35 AM
 
                                                               this happened at 2:10 pm EST.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Dave D on May 01, 2023, 11:14:53 AM
Funk don’t you have some political meme to post?

Or maybe an eBay link for classic weights?

I appreciate what you’re saying but this post is clogging up the board and I don’t want to miss any Hankins updates/racial statistics on crime!
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 01, 2023, 11:17:32 AM
Funk don’t you have some political meme to post?

Or maybe an eBay link for classic weights?

I appreciate what you’re saying but this post is clogging up the board and I don’t want to miss any Hankins updates/racial statistics on crime!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   that was going to be my next post, on the front page out of the 9 threads somewhat devoted to bodybuilding, strength or such  5 were by or about BHANKY. :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Dave D on May 01, 2023, 11:19:09 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   that was going to be my next post, on the front page out of the 9 threads somewhat devoted to bodybuilding, strength or such  5 were by or about BHANKY. :D :D :D :D :D

Well hopefully Kwon will find a YouTube video to share about Hankins Bodybuilding Adventures.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: njflex on May 01, 2023, 11:43:18 AM
WELCOME TO BHANK.COM
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Rambone on May 01, 2023, 12:03:01 PM
What’s this about bhanks bottoming out a twink  ???
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 01, 2023, 03:55:47 PM
Master Olympia returns in 2023 after 11 year absence



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The historic Master Olympia is returning to the contest schedule in 2023. This event gives the opportunity to the stars of the past, to shine on the world stage again.

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Rumors have already started to make its rounds with the possible return of Dexter Jackson, Jay Cutler and even Kai Greene.

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Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Dave D on May 01, 2023, 05:16:05 PM
^ what is this crap?

Is Bhanks doing the Masters?
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: SOMEPARTS on May 01, 2023, 05:16:57 PM
Pot meet the TDS kettle.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Krankenstein on May 01, 2023, 05:23:01 PM
I bottomed out on your mom....

(sorry....that was rude)
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: youandme on May 01, 2023, 05:26:31 PM
Thread title with a bottom resulted in 80% more thread views.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Never1AShow on May 01, 2023, 05:40:22 PM
You can't make a thread complaining about Bhanky and then use bottomed out, a clear reference to his emergency room visit yeterday, in the title
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Lartinos on May 01, 2023, 07:47:45 PM
At the end of the day this is just another thread about the infamous Bhank.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 02, 2023, 12:36:26 AM
It's always been this way on the G & O.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 02, 2023, 04:26:13 AM
It's always been this way on the G & O.

False. 

Anyways I agree Funk, I can find half-baked politics discussions anywhere.  G&O was where I came for a cynical take on bodybuilding.  Sad!
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Grape Ape on May 02, 2023, 06:30:31 AM
The bodybuilding threads have the most content - especially the bhankins ones.

Pro bodybuilding gets less attention because it's ghey and awful.

HTH.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: delon on May 02, 2023, 06:48:47 AM
Had a look at threads with last post May 1, 2013 (i.e. A 10 year ago token snapshot from this thread's start) and definitely less political threads

anabolichalo thought bubble threads were running hot (eg. "i think i just took my 11th weekly test shot)

Still, there was a decent helping of non-bb gems, including:
* "I want Drake to murder my vagina"
* ""when is masturtabing too much?
*  "Do you love your granny enough to get a tattoo like this?"
* "Who do I contact if I think I have sovled a scientific question about universe?"
* "Ok, identify these tits!"

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?board=1.64500

Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 03, 2023, 01:25:10 AM
False. 

Anyways I agree Funk, I can find half-baked politics discussions anywhere.  G&O was where I came for a cynical take on bodybuilding.  Sad!
The mods should just require the political threads to be posted on the politics board and the problem would be solved.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 06, 2023, 08:49:28 AM
13 out of 60 bodybuilding related things are looking up. :o :o :o
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Taffin on May 06, 2023, 08:53:53 AM
Had a look at threads with last post May 1, 2013 (i.e. A 10 year ago token snapshot from this thread's start) and definitely less political threads

anabolichalo thought bubble threads were running hot (eg. "i think i just took my 11th weekly test shot)

Still, there was a decent helping of non-bb gems, including:
* "I want Drake to murder my vagina"
* ""when is masturtabing too much?
*  "Do you love your granny enough to get a tattoo like this?"
* "Who do I contact if I think I have sovled a scientific question about universe?"
* "Ok, identify these tits!"

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?board=1.64500

Solid research there Delon  8)

Did Drake murder her vagina in the end?

(And there's no such thing as too much masturtabing ;))
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 06, 2023, 08:55:12 AM
So go on Instagram and argue with Layne Norton or Brad  Shoenfeld about whether 6 or 8 reps is superior.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: delon on May 06, 2023, 09:23:33 AM
Solid research there Delon  8)

Did Drake murder her vagina in the end?

(And there's no such thing as too much masturtabing ;))



Unsure, but I believe from a quick scroll through that the latter topic was covered off rather succinctly with the below profound life advice from the Drake thread


it's all useless tho

as long as you bust a nut now and then your main source of problems or satisfaction will be financial and professional



Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Flexacon on May 06, 2023, 03:21:53 PM
We need a new MattC thread. Please go encourage him to start another cycle
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: cephissus on May 06, 2023, 06:13:37 PM
So go on Instagram and argue with Layne Norton or Brad  Shoenfeld about whether 6 or 8 reps is superior.

 ;D
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: TheGrinch on May 06, 2023, 06:45:40 PM
not just here.. ALL BB forums have been done for almost a decade now.



WTF happened.. where is everyone posting and replying?
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 06, 2023, 11:56:21 PM
not just here.. ALL BB forums have been done for almost a decade now.



WTF happened.. where is everyone posting and replying?
Instagram and Facebook.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 07, 2023, 04:35:50 AM
 don't look now but as of this minute 23 out of the 60 topics on page 1 are bodybuilding related. including one exposing mike mentzer for the social deviant he was. things are looking good on the old getbig forum. ;D ;D ;D KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK>
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Rambone on May 07, 2023, 04:37:25 AM
don't look now but as of this minute 23 out of the 60 topics on page 1 are bodybuilding related. including one exposing mike mentzer for the social deviant he was. things are looking good on the old getbig forum. ;D ;D ;D KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK>

Steve is wearing women’s shoes here
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 07, 2023, 05:37:23 AM
Steve is wearing women’s shoes here
 
     you have good eyes, I didn't notice it. there is/was a video of a york barbell picnic where John Grimek is posing  and lifting weights in high heels. kind of bizzarre looking, of course the wacky weed brownies were served at these picnics so anything is possible.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 07, 2023, 05:46:25 AM
   
   
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 07, 2023, 09:06:45 AM
not just here.. ALL BB forums have been done for almost a decade now.



WTF happened.. where is everyone posting and replying?

I think people grow out of bodybuilding as they get older, both in terms of training/juicing as well as following the sport.  So they stop posting.  Those that keep it up (as well as  young people) go to where the action is, which is primarily Instagram and Reddit.  Pros and “gurus” maintain a social media presence to get paying clients, so they’re not gonna post on a message board.

It’s too bad, message boards & forums are a great repository of information and personal experiences.  I’ve learned so much from different message boards (not just related to bodybuilding) but yeah they all do seem to lose their user base
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: bhank on May 07, 2023, 03:55:33 PM
We should be evolving as we age as bodybuilding becomes more about anti aging you need to pay more attention to health, diet, exercise, and hormonal balance as you age not less. Stop making excuses and find your way back to the truth. Nothing in life has meaning until we give it meaning. Bodybuilding isn't just about contest it's about virility and life movement and strength grace and power. If those things don't matter to you that doesn't mean they don't matter just because you have fallen so far you can't imagine it again doesn't mean others can not. My best is yet to come
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: wazhazbin on May 07, 2023, 03:59:41 PM
Steve is wearing women’s shoes here

that's a drag!
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Dave D on May 07, 2023, 04:50:31 PM
We should be evolving as we age as bodybuilding becomes more about anti aging you need to pay more attention to health, diet, exercise, and hormonal balance as you age not less. Stop making excuses and find your way back to the truth. Nothing in life has meaning until we give it meaning. Bodybuilding isn't just about contest it's about virility and life movement and strength grace and power. If those things don't matter to you that doesn't mean they don't matter just because you have fallen so far you can't imagine it again doesn't mean others can not. My best is yet to come

I lie but I’ll argue to death that I don’t lie. When I’m not lying I’m telling half truths. I want to be  celebrated and respected, maybe even revered, but I can’t show respect to anyone because their opinions and experiences arent as exceptional as mine.
I’m great at everything I do. I’ve know failure but it’s not failure in the sense that normal people understand because even when I fail it is a regular person’s success.  I have a good heart, I am compassionate and as such I am constantly taken advantage of but it’s okay because again I win. I’ve over come poverty, crippling injuries and diseases, had multiple near death experiences and I can’t be faded. I’m a competitor won never wins because of politics. I am the greatest at whatever I do. I’m am Healy Wood Hankins and I don’t care what the topic is if it isn’t about me.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 07, 2023, 05:00:38 PM
We should be evolving as we age as bodybuilding becomes more about anti aging you need to pay more attention to health, diet, exercise, and hormonal balance as you age not less. Stop making excuses and find your way back to the truth. Nothing in life has meaning until we give it meaning. Bodybuilding isn't just about contest it's about virility and life movement and strength grace and power. If those things don't matter to you that doesn't mean they don't matter just because you have fallen so far you can't imagine it again doesn't mean others can not. My best is yet to come

FUCK OFF, YOU WEAK LITTLE QUITTING BITCH.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on May 07, 2023, 05:06:06 PM
The mods should just require the political threads to be posted on the politics board and the problem would be solved.


YES!!!!!
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on May 07, 2023, 05:07:24 PM
Had a look at threads with last post May 1, 2013 (i.e. A 10 year ago token snapshot from this thread's start) and definitely less political threads

anabolichalo thought bubble threads were running hot (eg. "i think i just took my 11th weekly test shot)

Still, there was a decent helping of non-bb gems, including:
* "I want Drake to murder my vagina"
* ""when is masturtabing too much?
*  "Do you love your granny enough to get a tattoo like this?"
* "Who do I contact if I think I have sovled a scientific question about universe?"
* "Ok, identify these tits!"

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?board=1.64500

We need anabolic halo back.  He was vastly more entertaining than the latest band of wrong-forum-posting twats on here.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: bhank on May 07, 2023, 05:08:34 PM
FUCK OFF, YOU WEAK LITTLE QUITTING BITCH.

How am I the quitter? Most of you gave up 2 decades ago you can't post a pic because you are a slob you are the quitter  all of you talking about how silly bodybuilding is what you mean is you gave up on yours 2 decades ago
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 07, 2023, 05:12:22 PM
How am I the quitter? Most of you gave up 2 decades ago you can't post a pic because you are a slob you are the quitter  all of you talking about how silly bodybuilding is what you mean is you gave up on yours 2 decades ago

You quit everything.
You're a chronic liar.
You're marrying an ugly white trash whore because you have no friends.
And you're a weak, little broke bitch, who will be dead by 50.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2023, 05:20:15 PM
The mods should just require the political threads to be posted on the politics board and the problem would be solved.
If every non-bodybuilding related thread was removed from g&0, it would die.

We should be evolving as we age as bodybuilding becomes more about anti aging you need to pay more attention to health, diet, exercise, and hormonal balance as you age not less. Stop making excuses and find your way back to the truth. Nothing in life has meaning until we give it meaning. Bodybuilding isn't just about contest it's about virility and life movement and strength grace and power. If those things don't matter to you that doesn't mean they don't matter just because you have fallen so far you can't imagine it again doesn't mean others can not. My best is yet to come
You are constantly on the verge of dying, you're the last one anyone should take advice about health from.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 07, 2023, 05:27:14 PM
Brian Hankins' daddy bottomed out tiny Brian's bloody butthole.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: wes on May 08, 2023, 12:42:08 AM
I lie but I’ll argue to death that I don’t lie. When I’m not lying I’m telling half truths. I want to be  celebrated and respected, maybe even revered, but I can’t show respect to anyone because their opinions and experiences arent as exceptional as mine.
I’m great at everything I do. I’ve know failure but it’s not failure in the sense that normal people understand because even when I fail it is a regular person’s success.  I have a good heart, I am compassionate and as such I am constantly taken advantage of but it’s okay because again I win. I’ve over come poverty, crippling injuries and diseases, had multiple near death experiences and I can’t be faded. I’m a competitor won never wins because of politics. I am the greatest at whatever I do. I’m am Healy Wood Hankins and I don’t care what the topic is if it isn’t about me.
^^^^Sums it up perfectly!!
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 08, 2023, 01:20:17 AM
If every non-bodybuilding related thread was removed from g&0, it would die.
You are constantly on the verge of dying, you're the last one anyone should take advice about health from.
Not everything not bodybuilding related, just politics.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on May 08, 2023, 04:06:06 AM
We need anabolic halo back.  He was vastly more entertaining than the latest band of wrong-forum-posting twats on here.

Qft.  He got banned for being a creep towards lobstah but she flew the coop herself so it was all for naught.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 08, 2023, 04:16:31 AM
If every non-bodybuilding related thread was removed from g&0, it would die.
You are constantly on the verge of dying, you're the last one anyone should take advice about health from.
                      I don't want that but maybe something closer to a 50- 50 ratio would be nice.  we're all slowly dying it not a matter of if but when. but that shouldn't stop you from living. should it ?
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Taffin on May 08, 2023, 04:30:53 AM
We should be evolving as we age as bodybuilding becomes more about anti aging you need to pay more attention to health, diet, exercise, and hormonal balance as you age not less. Stop making excuses and find your way back to the truth. Nothing in life has meaning until we give it meaning. Bodybuilding isn't just about contest it's about virility and life movement and strength grace and power. If those things don't matter to you that doesn't mean they don't matter just because you have fallen so far you can't imagine it again doesn't mean others can not. My best is yet to come

You owe me one Irony Meter there, Bud.  Someone with all your personally stated ailments and diet of sausage, pizza and Taco Bell....

Really...!?!?!

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Massive Hemorroids
35. Impacted stool being surgically removed
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: funk51 on May 08, 2023, 04:49:45 AM
You owe me one Irony Meter there, Bud.  Someone with all your personally stated ailments and diet of sausage, pizza and Taco Bell....

Really...!?!?!
  1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Massive Hemorroids
35. Impacted stool being surgically removed
that's quite an impressive list. guy is a marvel.
Title: Re: we officially bottomed out on here.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 09, 2023, 12:46:02 AM
                      I don't want that but maybe something closer to a 50- 50 ratio would be nice.  we're all slowly dying it not a matter of if but when. but that shouldn't stop you from living. should it ?
Lions eat 6 times a day and drink fart powder?