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Title: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Goliathon on May 10, 2023, 10:44:08 AM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: funk51 on May 10, 2023, 10:45:46 AM
  what is your Height ?
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Skeletor on May 10, 2023, 10:53:29 AM
Wes, would you kindly welcome the félla?
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: residue on May 10, 2023, 10:53:55 AM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.


trained or untrained?
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Goliathon on May 10, 2023, 11:01:14 AM
  what is your Height ?
6 foot 3, half black so I'm nearly dead in white man years.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Matt on May 10, 2023, 11:05:06 AM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.

Incredible size.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: beakdoctor on May 10, 2023, 11:11:02 AM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.

Losing 27 lbs in 3 months should be pretty easy at that weight.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: The Scott on May 10, 2023, 11:12:19 AM
6 foot 3, half black so I'm nearly dead in white man years.

And a total genius in black man years?  Sorry...Didn't want to resist.   ;D
Welcome to the forums.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: The Scott on May 10, 2023, 11:12:59 AM
Losing 27 lbs in 3 months should be pretty easy at that weight.

Just go to the bathroom and BAZINGA!  He's dropped a full bhanky!
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: beakdoctor on May 10, 2023, 11:29:15 AM
6 foot 3, half black so I'm nearly dead in white man years.

A few things we have to get out of the way before going any further.

1. Who was better Dorian or Ronnie?

2. Whats your opinion on the 1980 Olympia?

3. True or False: its only gay if you want it to be?

4. Are you familiar with the ice machine on the 7th floor of a prominent vegas hotel?

5. Did you lift today?

6. Do you take kindly to disrespect?

7.  How many grams is the sweet spot?

Also please provide any additional skills you may possess, such as: snapping a pitbulls neck, being a chess grand master, number of arrests/mugshots/restraining orders, counting to 15,  hang dong, fighting bums at burger King, etc....

Your answers may help determine how well you'll fit in around here.

Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: funk51 on May 10, 2023, 11:39:53 AM
6 foot 3, half black so I'm nearly dead in white man years.
  decrease your caloric intake and increase your activity level, if untrained just do walking and calisthenics, if a lifter increase your sets and reps. see a doctor to determine any other underlying problems before you under take any new program.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: residue on May 10, 2023, 11:49:58 AM
double your average steps
then double that
then double that
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: funk51 on May 10, 2023, 11:50:16 AM
you might also want to check out the threads devoted to bruce randall on here.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: beakdoctor on May 10, 2023, 11:51:22 AM
I would say begin a strict keto diet. Weight, in particular fat, will drop off like magic. It's really that simple. Unless there's other health/lifestyle concerns.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 10, 2023, 11:54:03 AM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.

First step, don't weigh yourself while your boyfriend is still inside you in full homo mount.

Assinine gimmick.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: robcguns on May 10, 2023, 12:38:39 PM
First step, don't weigh yourself while your boyfriend is still inside you in full homo mount.

Assinine gimmick.

Hahahahaha.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Gym Rat on May 10, 2023, 01:15:45 PM
First step, don't weigh yourself while your boyfriend is still inside you in full homo mount.

Assinine gimmick.

This ^^^
Probably "Lifter of Penis" once again...   ::) ::)

Fucking clown/coward...
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: wes on May 10, 2023, 01:24:57 PM
Wes, would you kindly welcome the félla?
Why certainly,it will be a pleasure!!  :D
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: wes on May 10, 2023, 01:25:52 PM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. FUCKFACE!!!!!111111
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Hulkotron on May 10, 2023, 01:27:43 PM
Surprised it took 14 replies to get to the “weigh yourself without the dick in your ass” joke.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Phantom Spunker on May 10, 2023, 01:36:18 PM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.

Welcome, 'Goliathon'. In all seriousness, you sound like a big fat cunt. Being under 300 lbs. by August 1 might be too ambitious. I think you should push the weigh-in to August 6.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Lartinos on May 10, 2023, 01:40:28 PM
Start tracking everything you eat/drink.

Myfitnesspal app is pretty popular.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: sync pulse on May 10, 2023, 01:48:36 PM
I have a neighbor who dropped 20 pounds just by stopping beer and drink only diet cola or water...He is frustrated because he used alcohol to deal with life.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Raymondo on May 10, 2023, 02:07:17 PM
It's pointless dieting at this stage.

Bye.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: deadz on May 10, 2023, 02:09:48 PM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.
You're fat and I don't care.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: wes on May 10, 2023, 02:22:55 PM
Welcome, 'Goliathon'. In all seriousness, you sound like a big fat cunt. Being under 300 lbs. by August 1 might be too ambitious. I think you should push the weigh-in to August 6.
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Henda on May 10, 2023, 03:19:28 PM
Welcome, 'Goliathon'. In all seriousness, you sound like a big fat cunt. Being under 300 lbs. by August 1 might be too ambitious. I think you should push the weigh-in to August 6.

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Dave D on May 10, 2023, 03:39:43 PM
6 foot 3, half black so I'm nearly dead in white man years.

Which half?
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: SOMEPARTS on May 10, 2023, 03:50:45 PM
Which half?


Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: JustPlaneJane on May 10, 2023, 04:58:26 PM
Trying not to die, pushing 40.

I know you guys have a training sub, but I figure this could dovetail as my introduction thread. My goal is to be under 300 by August 1st.
.

Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: Cook on May 10, 2023, 05:37:37 PM
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. FUCKFACE!!!!!111111
haha I love that
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: robcguns on May 10, 2023, 05:40:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. FUCKFACE!!!!!111111

Haha, there it is.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: AbrahamG on May 10, 2023, 05:43:02 PM
Before we go any further, please take an accurate photo of your cock.  Send it to OMR and copy Prime, MattC, Bevo and Myself.  Now fuck off.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: mops on May 10, 2023, 09:17:58 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates : it doesn't last long for fat fucks
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: gmflex on May 10, 2023, 09:25:11 PM
A few things we have to get out of the way before going any further.

1. Who was better Dorian or Ronnie?

2. Whats your opinion on the 1980 Olympia?

3. True or False: its only gay if you want it to be?

4. Are you familiar with the ice machine on the 7th floor of a prominent vegas hotel?

5. Did you lift today?

6. Do you take kindly to disrespect?

7.  How many grams is the sweet spot?

Also please provide any additional skills you may possess, such as: snapping a pitbulls neck, being a chess grand master, number of arrests/mugshots/restraining orders, counting to 15,  hang dong, fighting bums at burger King, etc....

Your answers may help determine how well you'll fit in around here.

            ;D.                                                 ;D

8. A Trump, Biden, Desantis supporter ??? ????

            ;D.                                                 ;D
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: gib on May 10, 2023, 09:47:57 PM
Welcome.

1  please post a pic, and the experts here will assess your physique.

2 be warned there is a certain gentleman called Vince Goodrim, who has a homosexual fondness for larger back men.... (He is also a cryptocurrency genius). There is also another fag on here call GayBYM. Watch out for him also. He LOVES big men,

3 what drugs are you on. (And by "drugs" we mean PED's, not weed and crack).

4. how much Bitcoin do you own?

Thank you.
Title: Re: Just weighted in at 327.4 pounds
Post by: AbrahamG on May 10, 2023, 09:49:22 PM
Welcome.

1  please post a pic, and the experts here will assess your physique.

2 be warned there is a certain gentleman called Vince Goodrim, who has a homosexual fondness for larger back men.... (He is also a cryptocurrency genius). There is also another fag on here call GayBYM. Watch out for him also. He LOVES big men,

3 what drugs are you on. (And by "drugs" we mean PED's, not weed and crack).

4. how much Bitcoin do you own?

Thank you.

Are you sure this is accurate?  I thought his penchant was for cock eyed twinks and married closet cases with his signature move being the "homewrecker".