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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: illuminati on June 14, 2023, 01:00:07 PM
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I'm training now for the inaugural Illuminati classic
to be held in kitty Hawk.
This is a fiercely competitive lifting meet
With very strict rules
All lifts must be done while standing on one leg ( 2 if they're as skinny as bhanky's )
While blowing a trumpet & playing the symbols.
Farting & shitting yourself are not allowed while curling - you will be disqualified.
Bonus points are given for having an extra large Head & Gut
Also for having a balanced development as this lift favours those with
atrophied or lacking upper body development.
Shaking , trembling & face gurning are welcome prior & during lifting
Training today's training
1 x 12 reps 10lbs
superset with 3 Farts
1x 10 reps 20lbs
closely followed by shitting
1x 8reps 30lbs
Superset with more farting & a bleeding arse
1x 6reps 40lbs
followed by 5 minutes of shitting , farting & bleeding
At this point decided that was enough for today.
go ahead let's see you ducking lot try it - post up your video's
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Training today's training
1 x 12 reps 10lbs
superset with 3 Farts
1x 10 reps 20lbs
closely followed by shitting
1x 8reps 30lbs
Superset with more farting & a bleeding arse
1x 6reps 40lbs
followed by 5 minutes of shitting , farting & bleeding
Pervy-Joe the Pant-Shitter has entered the chat...
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I'm training now for the inaugural Illuminati classic
to be held in kitty Hawk.
This is a fiercely competitive lifting meet
With very strict rules
All lifts must be done while standing on one leg ( 2 if they're as skinny as bhanky's )
While blowing a trumpet & playing the symbols.
Farting & shitting yourself are not allowed while curling - you will be disqualified.
Bonus points are given for having an extra large Head & Gut
Also for having a balanced development as this lift favours those with
atrophied or lacking upper body development.
Shaking , trembling & face gurning are welcome prior & during lifting
Training today's training
1 x 12 reps 10lbs
superset with 3 Farts
1x 10 reps 20lbs
closely followed by shitting
1x 8reps 30lbs
Superset with more farting & a bleeding arse
1x 6reps 40lbs
followed by 5 minutes of shitting , farting & bleeding
At this point decided that was enough for today.
go ahead let's see you ducking lot try it - post up your video's
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680234.0;attach=1426482;image)
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I'm training now for the inaugural Illuminati classic
to be held in kitty Hawk.
This is a fiercely competitive lifting meet
With very strict rules
All lifts must be done while standing on one leg ( 2 if they're as skinny as bhanky's )
While blowing a trumpet & playing the symbols.
Farting & shitting yourself are not allowed while curling - you will be disqualified.
Bonus points are given for having an extra large Head & Gut
Also for having a balanced development as this lift favours those with
atrophied or lacking upper body development.
Shaking , trembling & face gurning are welcome prior & during lifting
Training today's training
1 x 12 reps 10lbs
superset with 3 Farts
1x 10 reps 20lbs
closely followed by shitting
1x 8reps 30lbs
Superset with more farting & a bleeding arse
1x 6reps 40lbs
followed by 5 minutes of shitting , farting & bleeding
At this point decided that was enough for today.
go ahead let's see you ducking lot try it - post up your video's
Did you say bleeding arse?
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A history of arrests going back to 1997 and a history of beating women are strong qualifiers.
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:D
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Do Mensa members get a discounted entry fee?
Is this a melatonin-tested event?
Will service animals servals be allowed inside?
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Proper attire is strictly enforced.
(Ladies black undergarments)
Wedgie-style...
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Do Mensa members get a discounted entry fee?
Is this a melatonin-tested event?
Will service animals servals be allowed inside?
Mensa members yes free entry on completion of test
As for Melatonin / peach Cobblers & Gatorade will not be allowed
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A history of arrests going back to 1997 and a history of beating women are strong qualifiers.
Definitely on proof of expunged criminal record
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680234.0;attach=1426482;image)
Looks like a testicle with a face.
Back on topic. Since I only have one leg that works I shall enter the one leg that works strict reverse DB Crul! HUZZAH!
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680234.0;attach=1426482;image)
Jeez WTF !! That's one unhealthy looking face.
Also one only a mother could love.
Definitely get the extra Gurning points without trying.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=680234.0;attach=1426482;image)
This is morphed right?
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Will there be a "farting and sh*tting only" division for the Seniors?
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This is morphed right?
Its been enhanced to make him look better
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Its been enhanced to make him look better
;D
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This is morphed right?
Looks like Brian should be the new model for Dat Dere Frogtech...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWZjjlmXYAE6GJb.jpg)
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Will there be a "farting and sh*tting only" division for the Seniors?
Yes if there's demand for it.
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Looks like Brian should be the new model for Dat Dere Frogtech...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWZjjlmXYAE6GJb.jpg)
That Frog Tech ad is one of the greatest things in the history of the internet. Credit to the dude who made that work of art.
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Looks like Brian should be the new model for Dat Dere Frogtech...
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWZjjlmXYAE6GJb.jpg)
Twins !!