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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: ProudVirgin69 on June 21, 2023, 07:18:43 PM
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https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/21/23769263/mark-zuckerberg-elon-musk-fight-cage-match-worldstar
The backstory here: since I recently reported more details about Meta’s forthcoming Twitter competitor, Musk has been taunting Zuckerberg on Twitter with zingers like “Zuck my 👅.” During an internal all-hands meeting at Meta last week, chief product officer Chris Cox told employees the company thinks creators want a version of Twitter that is “sanely run,” drawing cheers. “I’ve always thought that Twitter should have a billion people using it,” Zuckerberg said during a recent podcast interview with Lex Fridman.
In terms of tech billionaire CEOs literally fighting, Musk versus Zuckerberg would be as good as it gets. Musk, 51, has the upper hand on Zuckerberg in terms of sheer physical size, and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg, 39, is an aspirational MMA fighter who is already winning Jiu-Jitsu tournaments. He also claims to have recently completed the grueling “Murph Challenge” workout in just under 40 minutes.
Regardless of who would win, I think we can all agree that a Musk-versus-Zuckerberg match would be one of the most entertaining fights of all time. It needs to happen. Don’t back down now, Musk.
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In true getbigger fashion, Mark Zuckerberg asked Musk for his exact location, as pictured here:
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Personally I think Elon Musk will back down from the challenge, further cementing his status as dweeb-lord extraordinaire. If it should go down, I expect Zuckerberg to literally murder him, as he has the dead eyes of an unfeeling killer.
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Two fucking pussies. I don’t care how much Zuckerberg is training I would shit stomp him in seconds. Not really a fan of either but I would pick musk over that fruitbag allday.
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Did Zuck run a mile in 5:14?
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Did Zuck run a mile in 5:14?
No, and he married an ugly noodle whore.
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Did either strict curl 167 pounds?
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkLKlEfQr4b67r7vcOLGeaQ24iAbQiV3XSkDcjm5F_2payCZcORP_zyUgNzkn8gMUjPwo&usqp=CAU)
Not only an Alien but also...
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She is definitely a super freak in the sack.
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&t=730s
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^ Which one doesn't belong?
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The reptilian thing ass rapes Elon
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Lincoln... :D
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ROADHOUSE!
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No, and he married an ugly noodle whore.
Haha.
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What kind of fight? Boxing, jui jitsu or MMA? One thing for sure Zuckerberg practices martial arts and Musk doesn't Musk would be a fool to try and grapple him with zero experience.
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Musk-Zuckerberg ‘cage match’ PPV would cost $100, bring in over $1 billion: ‘This would be the biggest fight ever in the history of the world’
Nicolas Vega
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are “absolutely dead serious” about trading blows in the Octagon, and fans will have to pay up if they want to watch.
UFC president Dana White on Thursday told TMZ Sports that he spoke with both billionaires about their social media beef this week, which saw Zuckerberg accept a “cage match” challenge issued by Musk on Twitter.
“Mark Zuckerberg hit me up first and said ‘is he serious?’” White told the outlet. When the promoter reached out to Musk, the Tesla CEO told him: “Yeah, I’m dead serious.”
White said that he is already in “early stages” of planning how to put on the fight, but didn’t hesitate to play up the excitement he expects the brawl will create.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/23/musk-zuckerberg-ufc-cage-match-will-cost-100-dollars.html (https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/23/musk-zuckerberg-ufc-cage-match-will-cost-100-dollars.html)
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What kind of fight? Boxing, jui jitsu or MMA? One thing for sure Zuckerberg practices martial arts and Musk doesn't Musk would be a fool to try and grapple him with zero experience.
Musk is smart enough to pick it up quick. Isn't he a lot bigger than Zuck?
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Two fucking pussies. I don’t care how much Zuckerberg is training I would shit stomp him in seconds. Not really a fan of either but I would pick musk over that fruitbag allday.
Hahahaha yes
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Sean Strickland and Jorge Masvidal has offered to Train Musk before the fight
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What kind of fight? Boxing, jui jitsu or MMA? One thing for sure Zuckerberg practices martial arts and Musk doesn't Musk would be a fool to try and grapple him with zero experience.
Oh...let me guess he does BJJ ::)
Who gives a fuck it doesn't mean he's a killer.
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Oh...let me guess he does BJJ ::)
Who gives a fuck it doesn't mean he's a killer.
And what, you think Musk is? He’s known nothing but wealth & privilege his entire life. Granted, so has Zuckerberg but Musk is softer than baby shit
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The nerds love noodle women!
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Oh...let me guess he does BJJ ::)
Who gives a fuck it doesn't mean he's a killer.
Mark Zuckerberg vs Lex Fridman in Jiu Jitsu
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I really think zuck is much weaker but may best him in this. I believe his hatred of being pushed around and bullied his entire life would allow him an almost “school shooter” type rage on Elon.
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I really think zuck is much weaker but may best him in this. I believe his hatred of being pushed around and bullied his entire life would allow him an almost “school shooter” type rage on Elon.
Musk is a lot bigger, at probably 230+ pounds, but he has literally zero visible muscle mass.
I don't think that anybody is "much weaker" than Musk. I don't know if Musk can even bench 135 or squat his bodyweight.
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The nerds love noodle women!
I have to admit I have a thing for noodles. Exotic and more feminine I guess.
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Elon Musk
51 yo
1.86 m or 6' 1”
95 kg (209 lbs)
Mark Zuckerberg
39 yo
1.71 m or 5' 7”
70 kg (154 lbs)
LIGHTWEIGHT
Elon is older, but taller and heavier
(https://imagez.tmz.com/image/06/4by3/2023/06/22/061b884e15614032929d8ba8eee1b921_md.jpg)
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^That is a huge size difference.
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Really hope this actually does happen although logic would suggest it doesn't. The best hope is that one of them, likely Musk, throws out a comment that really gets under the skin of the other and so emotions come to the fore and it becomes super-personal and a matter of pride rather than an escalated lark
As to who would win, size would indicate Elon but something about Zuck and his autistic inner robotic rage makes me think he simply would not let himself lose, whereas Musk could just easily laugh it off and move on with his day and life and not be bothered too much
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Elon Musk
51 yo
1.86 m or 6' 1”
95 kg (209 lbs)
Mark Zuckerberg
39 yo
1.71 m or 5' 7”
70 kg (154 lbs)
LIGHTWEIGHT
Elon is older, but taller and heavier
(https://imagez.tmz.com/image/06/4by3/2023/06/22/061b884e15614032929d8ba8eee1b921_md.jpg)
Based on photos I would bill Elon as 6'-2" and around 230 lbs. He is taller than 6'-1".
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Really hope this actually does happen although logic would suggest it doesn't. The best hope is that one of them, likely Musk, throws out a comment that really gets under the skin of the other and so emotions come to the fore and it becomes super-personal and a matter of pride rather than an escalated lark
As to who would win, size would indicate Elon but something about Zuck and his autistic inner robotic rage makes me think he simply would not let himself lose, whereas Musk could just easily laugh it off and move on with his day and life and not be bothered too much
Musk is also a bit of an autist and he was bullied in his younger years by other kids growing up in South Africa. That's what I read. So he might be able to tap into some pent-up rage as well. I see Zuckerberg as a cold-blooded lizard that needs to be stomped out / sprayed with a bug killer/pesticide. Or kill it with fire.
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Two fucking pussies. I don’t care how much Zuckerberg is training I would shit stomp him in seconds. Not really a fan of either but I would pick musk over that fruitbag allday.
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.11907026.4950/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
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They should fight and put their companies up as the purse. Musk can own Facebook and Twitter or zuck will have Facebook and Tesla. Throw in space x.
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Musk is 6'3" and 300 lbs which will be a hard nut to crack for 5'7" Zucker
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Musk is 6'3" and 300 lbs which will be a hard nut to crack for 5'7" Zucker
But, but, Zuck knows juijitsu...
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But, but, Zuck knows juijitsu...
Brutal if true.
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But, but, Zuck knows juijitsu...
Yeah scary stuff
Might rear choke him & rape his hole
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Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"
Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?
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Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"
Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?
Even an unskilled fighter can get you into a head lock.
Everyone learned it as a kid. Not saying BJJ IS crap or anything but most people probably aren't that skilled as they think they are.
A good right hander from the big guy & it's over.
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Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"
Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?
I’ll await Matt C or Bevos take on their cock size before making a final judgement.
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I’ll await Matt C or Bevos take on their cock size before making a final judgement.
Brutal AND true!
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Musk is 6'4" and 350 lbs while Zuck is 5'5"
Can he win with his Jew Jitsu?
Or his Hebrew Kung Fu. Hung Fu.