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Title: Lifting After Midnight
Post by: Gym Rat on June 24, 2023, 01:24:32 AM

Ode to BHanks - Lifting After Midnight

Lifting after midnight
Flexing to the dawn
Eating all the cobbler
Then I'm gone, I'm gone

I hit the gym 'bout one PM
Bloated... Bloated
I'm all geared up on drugs again
Bloated... Bloated

My pulse is racing, 100 plus+
Hemorrhoids are dripping, lots of blood and pus...

Lifting after midnight
Flexing to the dawn
Eating all the cobbler
Then I'm gone, I'm gone

I'm flexing for ya
Clegg's gonna floor ya
My body's shaking
All night long...

Title: Re: Lifting After Midnight
Post by: IroNat on June 24, 2023, 05:02:09 AM

Good stuff, GR.

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Title: Re: Lifting After Midnight
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 24, 2023, 06:30:20 AM

*reads it out loud*

*does Genova hand gestures*

Title: Re: Lifting After Midnight
Post by: wes on June 24, 2023, 07:02:04 AM

:D

Title: Re: Lifting After Midnight
Post by: residue on June 24, 2023, 07:47:54 AM

Quote from: Gym Rat on June 24, 2023, 01:24:32 AM

Ode to BHanks - Lifting After Midnight

Lifting after midnight
Flexing to the dawn
Eating all the cobbler
Then I'm gone, I'm gone

I hit the gym 'bout one PM
Bloated... Bloated
I'm all geared up on drugs again
Bloated... Bloated

My pulse is racing, 100 plus+
Hemorrhoids are dripping, lots of blood and pus...

Lifting after midnight
Flexing to the dawn
Eating all the cobbler
Then I'm gone, I'm gone

I'm flexing for ya
Clegg's gonna floor ya
My body's shaking
All night long...

One allegedly straight man, writing prose with another alleged straight man as the subject at 1am.
Perfectly straight behavior

Title: Re: Lifting After Midnight
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2023, 08:25:52 AM

I always train after midnight. Usually around 8:00 AM.

Title: Re: Lifting After Midnight
Post by: IroNat on June 24, 2023, 10:07:25 AM

Quote from: residue on June 24, 2023, 07:47:54 AM

One allegedly straight man, writing prose with another alleged straight man as the subject at 1am.
Perfectly straight behavior

Shame on you, sir.