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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Agnostic007 on August 11, 2023, 10:26:53 PM
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Wife has been nice to me last couple weeks. I wondered what was up. I have a life insurance policy through Mutual of Omaha. I called, the limit hadn't been raised.. so I was stumped. Then yesterday she mentions she read Sofia Vergara is getting divorced. She is on my "Celebrity List passes"
Now it is all making sense. I googled her and in fact her husband has filed for divorce. So she is on the market fellas. :)
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Cool story, bro.
Tell us more.
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Born: July 10, 1972 (age 51 years), Barranquilla, Colombia
H@es all over that country. It's so bad El Goofball doesn't even post here anymore. You can get one for 1/100th the pesos and half the age.
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Born: July 10, 1972 (age 51 years), Barranquilla, Colombia
H@es all over that country. It's so bad El Goofball doesn't even post here anymore. You can get one for 1/100th the pesos and half the age.
Just spent 2 weeks in Bogotá, Medellin, Cartegena last month.. expecting to see Sofia Vergara's all over the place.. maybe I was in the wrong places.. and none worth $180 ,000,000 :)
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Just spent 2 weeks in Bogotá, Medellin, Cartegena last month.. expecting to see Sofia Vergara's all over the place.. maybe I was in the wrong places.. and none worth $180 ,000,000 :)
One man's 5 is another man's 10. You aren't getting her money so are only looking for woman with similar features. Nice try though.
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One man's 5 is another man's 10. You aren't getting her money so are only looking for woman with similar features. Nice try though.
Not sure what you were saying there Gthang.. I was really just making a post along the lines of Cameron Diaz type stuff.. Sofia Vergara, arguably a hot chick, with talent, is about to be single., I assumed some Getbigger was intersted and would make a move.
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I was hoping for pictures ;D
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I was hoping for pictures ;D
I won't lie, me too
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With makeup on, she really is quite something:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcfmozWaIAEXbJ4?format=jpg&name=large)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/20/08/56820771-10734525-image-a-22_1650441134252.jpg)
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With makeup on, she really is quite something:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcfmozWaIAEXbJ4?format=jpg&name=large)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/20/08/56820771-10734525-image-a-22_1650441134252.jpg)
Thank you!
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With makeup on, she really is quite something:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcfmozWaIAEXbJ4?format=jpg&name=large)
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/20/08/56820771-10734525-image-a-22_1650441134252.jpg)
I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box! :P :P
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I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box! :P :P
For Ken Oath!
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Cool story, bro.
Tell us more.
x2 thanks for the update
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Her husband doesn't drink and she's a real boozer apparently so that was the conflict.
He didn't like her boozing.
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The documents apparently reveal that the couple has a prenup in place, which will protect the assets they accumulated during the marriage — notably, Sofía’s $180 million fortune, which is significantly higher than her ex’s net worth of $40 million.
“She has a temper and gets upset over stupid things very easily whereas Joe tries to let things bounce off of him and go with the flow,” one insider claimed this week. “That was not really seen while they were falling in love, but then the true versions of themselves started showing and they just got annoyed with each other, choosing work over hanging out.”
However, since the filing, both People and TMZ have reported that the decision to divorce was also influenced by Sofía and Joe’s conflicting opinions about having children together.
So, flash forward to today, and according to various outlets, one of the main reasons that Joe filed for divorce from Sofía was because he hoped to have children, while she did not.
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-07/20/12/asset/b5ca807e4661/sub-buzz-566-1689857199-1.jpg?downsize=800:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
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Her husband doesn't drink and she's a real boozer apparently so that was the conflict.
He didn't like her boozing.
What a fucking loser, lololol. Alcohol is haram but I'd still drink methylated spirits straight from her anus.
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What a fucking loser, lololol. Alcohol is haram but I'd still drink methylated spirits straight from her anus.
Would she be a wife, a concubine, or merely a female servant?
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Would she be a wife, a concubine, or merely a female servant?
This puts me in a bit of a pickle, my brother. I'm already maxed out on wives, but a boozehound of this caliber could only be marriage material. Fatima has turned into a bloody whale after the chemotherapy ravaged her, so I'd probably accuse her of adultery to make way for Sofia coming in as her replacement.
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Still beautiful at her age, but her plastic surgery makes her look different than her 90’s look.
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I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box! :P :P
Hahaha I’d prob just focus on her asshole for a few hours.
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Would she be a wife, a concubine, or merely a female servant?
With her bank account, you probably be her male servant
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I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box! :P :P
Under the right drug protocol she could have had Ana Linn Bay’s like shoulders and abs.
Wasted potential.
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I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box! :P :P
Bro...
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Wife has been nice to me last couple weeks. I wondered what was up. I have a life insurance policy through Mutual of Omaha. I called, the limit hadn't been raised.. so I was stumped. Then yesterday she mentions she read Sofia Vergara is getting divorced. She is on my "Celebrity List passes"
Now it is all making sense. I googled her and in fact her husband has filed for divorce. So she is on the market fellas. :)
My wife suggested we have a pass fuck if we ever got chance
She chose Brad Pitt
I just got on the phone, she said who are you phoning?
I said "your sister, good luck with yours"
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My wife suggested we have a pass fuck if we ever got chance
She chose Brad Pitt
I just got on the phone, she said who are you phoning?
I said "your sister, good luck with yours"
That's witty repartee.
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First, make no mistake. She’d be BEYOND a pain in the ass, as a companion.
Second, her best-before-date FAST approaches, fellas. In this one, look for dramatic weight gain.
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Just spent 2 weeks in Bogotá, Medellin, Cartegena last month.. expecting to see Sofia Vergara's all over the place.. maybe I was in the wrong places.. and none worth $180 ,000,000 :)
Go to Venezuela.
I used to see some of the most beautiful un-modified women there.
Just be warned, Columbian and Venezuelan women are all batshit crazy and very aggressive.
Which is good and bad depending on their mental state. ;D
Sofia and Salma are my two favorite whores, my problem with Sofia is that fake voice.
I can't stand Latinas who fake their accent.
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In this one, look for dramatic weight gain.
You're just saying that because she's latina. ;D
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You're just saying that because she's latina. ;D
Thing is, I think he is off on this one. Only time will tell, but she does spend a lot of time in the gym and her genetics are off the chart. If there is rapid weight gain, I would be surprised. Crazy? Hot Tempered? High Maintenance? You bet... but she'll be hot well past 60
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I`d eat the peanuts out of her shit!
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Go to Venezuela.
Just be warned, Columbian and Venezuelan women are all batshit crazy and very aggressive.
They are actually ranked No#1 and No#2 in world when it comes to ...
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DfRQg5z00Ys/maxresdefault.jpg)
Officials estimate over 50k cases?
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This puts me in a bit of a pickle, my brother. I'm already maxed out on wives, but a boozehound of this caliber could only be marriage material. Fatima has turned into a bloody whale after the chemotherapy ravaged her, so I'd probably accuse her of adultery to make way for Sofia coming in as her replacement.
Brother Omari has upped the getbig ante when it comes to dealing with wives needing chemo. Previously we'd seen getbiggers frequent glory holes in this situation. You've opened us up to the possibility of replacement wives and second and third wives! Thanks bro!
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Not sure what you were saying there Gthang.. I was really just making a post along the lines of Cameron Diaz type stuff.. Sofia Vergara, arguably a hot chick, with talent, is about to be single., I assumed some Getbigger was intersted and would make a move.
Nah - I've Fucked her already, I'm Not interested ;D
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Brother Omari has upped the getbig ante when it comes to dealing with wives needing chemo. Previously we'd seen getbiggers frequent glory holes in this situation. You've opened us up to the possibility of replacement wives and second and third wives! Thanks bro!
*inserts Primes computer selfie pic…