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Title: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Agnostic007 on August 11, 2023, 10:26:53 PM
Wife has been nice to me last couple weeks. I wondered what was up. I have a life insurance policy through Mutual of Omaha. I called, the limit hadn't been raised.. so I was stumped. Then yesterday she mentions she read Sofia Vergara is getting divorced. She is on my "Celebrity List passes" 
Now it is all making sense. I googled her and in fact her husband has filed for divorce. So she is on the market fellas.  :)
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: SF1900 on August 11, 2023, 10:30:57 PM
Cool story, bro.

Tell us more.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: G_Thang on August 11, 2023, 11:01:58 PM
Born: July 10, 1972 (age 51 years), Barranquilla, Colombia

H@es all over that country.  It's so bad El Goofball doesn't even post here anymore.  You can get one for 1/100th the pesos and half the age.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Agnostic007 on August 11, 2023, 11:08:44 PM
Born: July 10, 1972 (age 51 years), Barranquilla, Colombia

H@es all over that country.  It's so bad El Goofball doesn't even post here anymore.  You can get one for 1/100th the pesos and half the age.

Just spent 2 weeks in Bogotá, Medellin, Cartegena last month.. expecting to see Sofia Vergara's all over the place.. maybe I was in the wrong places.. and none worth $180 ,000,000  :)
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: G_Thang on August 12, 2023, 12:13:12 AM
Just spent 2 weeks in Bogotá, Medellin, Cartegena last month.. expecting to see Sofia Vergara's all over the place.. maybe I was in the wrong places.. and none worth $180 ,000,000  :)

One man's 5 is another man's 10.  You aren't getting her money so are only looking for woman with similar features.  Nice try though.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Agnostic007 on August 12, 2023, 12:18:56 AM
One man's 5 is another man's 10.  You aren't getting her money so are only looking for woman with similar features.  Nice try though.

Not sure what you were saying there Gthang.. I was really just making a post along the lines of Cameron Diaz type stuff.. Sofia Vergara, arguably a hot chick, with talent, is about to be single., I assumed some Getbigger was intersted and would make a move.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Cook on August 12, 2023, 12:46:48 AM
I was hoping for pictures  ;D
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Agnostic007 on August 12, 2023, 12:54:37 AM
I was hoping for pictures  ;D

I won't lie, me too
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 12, 2023, 01:06:17 AM
With makeup on, she really is quite something:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcfmozWaIAEXbJ4?format=jpg&name=large)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/20/08/56820771-10734525-image-a-22_1650441134252.jpg)
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Agnostic007 on August 12, 2023, 01:12:21 AM
With makeup on, she really is quite something:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcfmozWaIAEXbJ4?format=jpg&name=large)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/20/08/56820771-10734525-image-a-22_1650441134252.jpg)

Thank you!
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: wes on August 12, 2023, 02:08:52 AM
With makeup on, she really is quite something:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcfmozWaIAEXbJ4?format=jpg&name=large)

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/20/08/56820771-10734525-image-a-22_1650441134252.jpg)
I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box!   :P  :P
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: BRUTALIFTRUE on August 12, 2023, 05:07:24 AM
I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box!   :P  :P

For Ken Oath!
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Hulkotron on August 12, 2023, 05:17:48 AM
Cool story, bro.

Tell us more.

x2 thanks for the update
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: IroNat on August 12, 2023, 05:22:01 AM
Her husband doesn't drink and she's a real boozer apparently so that was the conflict.

He didn't like her boozing.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Kwon on August 12, 2023, 05:29:40 AM
The documents apparently reveal that the couple has a prenup in place, which will protect the assets they accumulated during the marriage — notably, Sofía’s $180 million fortune, which is significantly higher than her ex’s net worth of $40 million.

“She has a temper and gets upset over stupid things very easily whereas Joe tries to let things bounce off of him and go with the flow,” one insider claimed this week. “That was not really seen while they were falling in love, but then the true versions of themselves started showing and they just got annoyed with each other, choosing work over hanging out.”

However, since the filing, both People and TMZ have reported that the decision to divorce was also influenced by Sofía and Joe’s conflicting opinions about having children together.

So, flash forward to today, and according to various outlets, one of the main reasons that Joe filed for divorce from Sofía was because he hoped to have children, while she did not.

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-07/20/12/asset/b5ca807e4661/sub-buzz-566-1689857199-1.jpg?downsize=800:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 12, 2023, 06:00:00 AM
Her husband doesn't drink and she's a real boozer apparently so that was the conflict.

He didn't like her boozing.

What a fucking loser, lololol. Alcohol is haram but I'd still drink methylated spirits straight from her anus.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Hulkotron on August 12, 2023, 06:12:53 AM
What a fucking loser, lololol. Alcohol is haram but I'd still drink methylated spirits straight from her anus.

Would she be a wife, a concubine, or merely a female servant?
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Mohammed Omari on August 12, 2023, 07:08:49 AM
Would she be a wife, a concubine, or merely a female servant?

This puts me in a bit of a pickle, my brother. I'm already maxed out on wives, but a boozehound of this caliber could only be marriage material. Fatima has turned into a bloody whale after the chemotherapy ravaged her, so I'd probably accuse her of adultery to make way for Sofia coming in as her replacement.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Lartinos on August 12, 2023, 07:47:42 AM
Still beautiful at her age, but her plastic surgery makes her look different than her 90’s look.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: robcguns on August 12, 2023, 07:56:20 AM
I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box!   :P  :P

Hahaha I’d prob just focus on her asshole for a few hours.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: hipolito mejia on August 12, 2023, 08:21:43 AM
Would she be a wife, a concubine, or merely a female servant?

With her bank account, you probably be her male servant

Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: hipolito mejia on August 12, 2023, 08:24:19 AM
I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box!   :P  :P

Under the right drug protocol she could have had Ana Linn Bay’s like shoulders and abs.

Wasted potential.   
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: pamith on August 12, 2023, 09:31:39 AM
I`d lick that from asshole to clit until my tongue fell off in her box!   :P  :P
Bro...
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: joswift on August 12, 2023, 09:36:26 AM
Wife has been nice to me last couple weeks. I wondered what was up. I have a life insurance policy through Mutual of Omaha. I called, the limit hadn't been raised.. so I was stumped. Then yesterday she mentions she read Sofia Vergara is getting divorced. She is on my "Celebrity List passes" 
Now it is all making sense. I googled her and in fact her husband has filed for divorce. So she is on the market fellas.  :)
My wife suggested we have a pass fuck if we ever got chance
She chose Brad Pitt

I just got on the phone, she said who are you phoning?
I said "your sister, good luck with yours"
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: IroNat on August 12, 2023, 11:28:22 AM
My wife suggested we have a pass fuck if we ever got chance
She chose Brad Pitt

I just got on the phone, she said who are you phoning?
I said "your sister, good luck with yours"

That's witty repartee.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Fortress on August 12, 2023, 12:55:45 PM
First, make no mistake. She’d be BEYOND a pain in the ass, as a companion.

Second, her best-before-date FAST approaches, fellas. In this one, look for dramatic weight gain.

Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: ThisisOverload on August 12, 2023, 09:36:38 PM
Just spent 2 weeks in Bogotá, Medellin, Cartegena last month.. expecting to see Sofia Vergara's all over the place.. maybe I was in the wrong places.. and none worth $180 ,000,000  :)

Go to Venezuela.

I used to see some of the most beautiful un-modified women there.

Just be warned, Columbian and Venezuelan women are all batshit crazy and very aggressive.

Which is good and bad depending on their mental state. ;D

Sofia and Salma are my two favorite whores, my problem with Sofia is that fake voice.

I can't stand Latinas who fake their accent.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Sandrock on August 12, 2023, 10:03:11 PM
In this one, look for dramatic weight gain.

You're just saying that because she's latina.  ;D
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Agnostic007 on August 12, 2023, 10:08:15 PM
You're just saying that because she's latina.  ;D

Thing is, I think he is off on this one. Only time will tell, but she does spend a lot of time in the gym and her genetics are off the chart. If there is rapid weight gain, I would be surprised. Crazy? Hot Tempered? High Maintenance? You bet... but she'll be hot well past 60
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: wes on August 12, 2023, 11:25:06 PM
I`d eat the peanuts out of her shit!
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: G_Thang on August 12, 2023, 11:56:06 PM
Go to Venezuela.
Just be warned, Columbian and Venezuelan women are all batshit crazy and very aggressive.

They are actually ranked No#1 and No#2 in world when it comes to ...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DfRQg5z00Ys/maxresdefault.jpg)

Officials estimate over 50k cases?

Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: GymnJuice on August 14, 2023, 01:54:22 PM
This puts me in a bit of a pickle, my brother. I'm already maxed out on wives, but a boozehound of this caliber could only be marriage material. Fatima has turned into a bloody whale after the chemotherapy ravaged her, so I'd probably accuse her of adultery to make way for Sofia coming in as her replacement.

Brother Omari has upped the getbig ante when it comes to dealing with wives needing chemo. Previously we'd seen getbiggers frequent glory holes in this situation. You've opened us up to the possibility of replacement wives and second and third wives! Thanks bro!
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: illuminati on August 14, 2023, 02:00:35 PM
Not sure what you were saying there Gthang.. I was really just making a post along the lines of Cameron Diaz type stuff.. Sofia Vergara, arguably a hot chick, with talent, is about to be single., I assumed some Getbigger was intersted and would make a move.


Nah - I've Fucked her already,  I'm Not interested   ;D
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 14, 2023, 02:46:45 PM
Brother Omari has upped the getbig ante when it comes to dealing with wives needing chemo. Previously we'd seen getbiggers frequent glory holes in this situation. You've opened us up to the possibility of replacement wives and second and third wives! Thanks bro!


*inserts Primes computer selfie pic…