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Title: Keone Pearson Dominates at the Texas Pro
Post by: SF1900 on August 19, 2023, 09:18:01 AM
KEONE PEARSON WINS TEXAS PRO!!



HE KIND OF LOOKS FULL OF OIL HERE: YOU CAN SEE THIS POSE AT 1:44 IN THE VIDEO

(https://i.ibb.co/z2dXw8k/KP.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on August 19, 2023, 09:19:11 AM
Excited to see how his career develops.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: robcguns on August 19, 2023, 09:24:28 AM
He looks pretty crazy.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: BB on August 19, 2023, 09:33:17 AM

HE KIND OF LOOKS FULL OF OIL HERE: YOU CAN SEE THIS POSE AT 1:44 IN THE VIDEO

(https://i.ibb.co/z2dXw8k/KP.png) (https://imgbb.com/)

Oily man, Texas is an oil town. A win seems perfectly reasonable.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Rambone on August 19, 2023, 09:34:01 AM
Love that ab split. He should do well.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: mops on August 19, 2023, 09:34:34 AM
Canola Pearson
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 19, 2023, 09:43:55 AM
Ketone Pee-er-son.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: funk51 on August 19, 2023, 09:46:11 AM
oils well that ends well.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Marty Champions on August 19, 2023, 10:01:10 AM
Keystone pipeline pearson
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: joswift on August 19, 2023, 10:05:27 AM


I have to turn the sound off with that twat, he keeps repeating himself and saying the same thing but with the words spaced differently over and over again,,
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: mops on August 19, 2023, 10:11:08 AM
Keone anointed himself King of Texas
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Rambone on August 19, 2023, 10:21:16 AM
The YouTube comments were cringey with various schmoeisms
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: BB on August 19, 2023, 10:56:16 AM
The YouTube comments were cringey with various schmoeisms

Crude, you could say.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 19, 2023, 11:04:00 AM
I didn't look at the clip but from picks I thought he had "everything," except conditioning. You know, get ripped and then go win, easy. But it's not that easy.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: youandme on August 19, 2023, 11:33:13 AM
Did he pay his dues? Gotta pay your dues.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Taffin on August 19, 2023, 11:44:25 AM
Oily man, Texas is an oil town. A win seems perfectly reasonable.

There's a Beverly Hillbillies joke in there somewhere, surely?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea"


Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 19, 2023, 11:56:26 AM
There's a Beverly Hillbillies joke in there somewhere, surely?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea"

Taffin - Photoshop request!

Can you Photoshop my legs to be smaller than they are here, assuming that is even possible?:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Gym Rat on August 19, 2023, 04:10:37 PM
Oily to bed, oily to rise!!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Relentless458 on August 19, 2023, 06:27:37 PM
Taffin - Photoshop request!

Can you Photoshop my legs to be smaller than they are here, assuming that is even possible?:

Matt why do you post pics like these and make a fool of yourself? You've looked the exact same the last 10+ plus you've been posting pics here....learn to play an instrument or something. Take up ballet classes or yoga.....do something else cause bodybuilding/powerlifting isn't for you.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 19, 2023, 07:48:24 PM
Matt why do you post pics like these and make a fool of yourself? You've looked the exact same the last 10+ plus you've been posting pics here....learn to play an instrument or something. Take up ballet classes or yoga.....do something else cause bodybuilding/powerlifting isn't for you.

I'm OK with being in better shape than 90% of men, and stronger than 99% of men.

I make due.

You make it sound like having a normal everyday health look like I have is a struggle.

IMO, women prefer an athletic look as opposed to a mass monster. To each their own...but I'm fine with my look.

Dorian Yates was making fun of Men's Physique Competitors in one of the Generation Iron movies, as if being a 250- to 300-lb pro bodybuilder with his quads chaffing with every step is somehow better.

Don't you think if I wanted to get up to 220-240, or whatever, that I'd just run gear?

?

Regarding my current look:
I was supposed to be on a bodybuilding program this summer.

And I have been.

Except for legs. I've been training one rep maxes, to see if I can get my squat up to 405 [IMO, totally realistic, and I'm pretty close].

But by doing one rep maxes, my legs have stayed the same size or gotten smaller.

I only noticed when I looked at that picture from two nights ago [above].

I think it would look funny if my legs were photoshopped to be even smaller.  ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Sandrock on August 19, 2023, 08:31:15 PM
KEONE PEARSON WINS TEXAS PRO!!



HE KIND OF LOOKS FULL OF OIL HERE: YOU CAN SEE THIS POSE AT 1:44 IN THE VIDEO

(https://i.ibb.co/z2dXw8k/KP.png) (https://imgbb.com/)

That dude's "middle delts" seriously look like boils about to pop.  They have a freakin pimple head peak on them!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: mops on August 19, 2023, 09:13:47 PM
That dude's "middle delts" seriously look like boils about to pop.  They have a freakin pimple head peak on them!

You just reminded me of this classic video (first guy on the left )
*Warning : graphic content*

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: illuminati on August 19, 2023, 09:38:27 PM
You just reminded me of this classic video (first guy on the left )
*Warning : graphic content*



WTF !!

Ha ha ha  ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Sandrock on August 19, 2023, 09:42:16 PM
You just reminded me of this classic video (first guy on the left )
*Warning : graphic content*



Funny how he can feel it going and keeps checking it, then the goddamn thing pops on him.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 20, 2023, 08:19:06 AM
It's still a mystery to me what happened to that fella. Well I know something went in and something went out but how do you get such a leak even if you did just pump them to the max or had an abscess. Must have punctured the area just before going on stage. The substance is white too?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Taffin on August 20, 2023, 08:51:22 AM
Taffin - Photoshop request!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458413;image)

Can you Photoshop my legs to be smaller than they are here, assuming that is even possible?:

The usual quality control levels here  ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Taffin on August 20, 2023, 08:52:27 AM
^^^

Hmmm... might need running through the Golias filter 🤔
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: joswift on August 20, 2023, 09:41:11 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458579;image)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EmbellishedUnfortunateAlbacoretuna-max-1mb.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Bevo on August 20, 2023, 10:28:41 AM
Another 5’5 guy

We want oily mass monsters
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Krankenstein on August 21, 2023, 11:10:09 AM
Taffin - Photoshop request!

Can you Photoshop my legs to be smaller than they are here, assuming that is even possible?:

Small enough?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 21, 2023, 04:35:22 PM
It's still a mystery to me what happened to that fella. Well I know something went in and something went out but how do you get such a leak even if you did just pump them to the max or had an abscess. Must have punctured the area just before going on stage. The substance is white too?

It’s isolated to one side and seemingly only at the medial deltoid head.  The rest of him doesn’t look oiled up either, I’m gonna go with an abscess and that the discharge was pus.  I assume it came on late, close to competition and he figured he could get through the show before getting treatment .. guess not  :-X
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: illuminati on August 21, 2023, 05:11:06 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458579;image)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EmbellishedUnfortunateAlbacoretuna-max-1mb.gif)

Still bigger legs than Brianna
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Taffin on August 22, 2023, 06:21:41 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458579;image)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EmbellishedUnfortunateAlbacoretuna-max-1mb.gif)

(http://media.giphy.com/media/48UoqdKrAjhXG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: 20inch calves on August 22, 2023, 09:15:52 AM
Yes he's full of oil and I think the guy on the left looks better
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2023, 04:27:07 PM
The usual quality control levels here  ;D

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458578;image)

LMAO!!!

GREAT WORK, Taffin!  ;D Thank you!

Although I have to look carefully to tell that my legs are bigger in the real picture.  ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458413;image)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Krankenstein on August 24, 2023, 04:50:27 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/48UoqdKrAjhXG/giphy.gif)

Come on man...I thought my "smaller legs" deserved some sort of mention
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2023, 06:15:58 PM
Small enough?

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458739;image)

Lol!

That's great - but it has to look real. I'm actually going to use it to trick friends into thinking my legs shrunk on additional 10% from their already twig size.

I did my best to scale these, and it looks like Taffin shrunk my legs just at or over 10% smaller.  ;D

I can share this photo, and my friends will think it is real. If he shrinks them an additional 10%, I can post the picture again, and claim I lost another 10% in legs volume in another week.  ;D

The beauty here is in the realism. In fact, Taffin's photoshop is so realistic, that when I look at the photoshopped version alone, I can't tell that it isn't real.  ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2023, 06:18:15 PM
Actually, Krankenstein - I can post your version the next day, and say that my legs shrunk overnight to an all-new low, and that I'm going to stop training legs because I give up.  ;D

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458739;image)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Arthur Nus on August 24, 2023, 10:06:52 PM
Actually, Krankenstein - I can post your version the next day, and say that my legs shrunk overnight to an all-new low, and that I'm going to stop training legs because I give up.  ;D

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458739;image)


shades of medford
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2023, 10:46:35 PM

shades of medford

Medford had much bigger legs than I do.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 25, 2023, 03:05:36 PM
The usual quality control levels here  ;D

Taffin,

Would you be able to reduce my legs size once again by an equal margin to that first drop?  ;D

I managed to convince a few friends that my legs shrunk by 10% in the past week, and I want to do that again before letting them in on the joke.

Is that request possible?

The original:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458413;image)

Side by side comparison of your work:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1459414;image)

:)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 25, 2023, 05:41:07 PM
Taffin - Photoshop request!

Can you Photoshop my legs to be smaller than they are here, assuming that is even possible?:

Birth of a third tier super villain.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: obsidian on August 25, 2023, 09:35:50 PM
Here's the original back shot of Matt.

Team Matt!!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Kwon on August 25, 2023, 10:54:12 PM
The usual quality control levels here  ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458578;image)

Taffy, on that pic, could you shrink Matts legs a bit and make his upperbody bigger?`

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458578;image)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Matt on August 26, 2023, 12:31:18 AM
Here's the original back shot of Matt.

Team Matt!!

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1459567;image)

Lol!!

This is incredible.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Taffin on August 28, 2023, 06:24:32 AM
Taffin,

Would you be able to reduce my legs size once again by an equal margin to that first drop?  ;D

I managed to convince a few friends that my legs shrunk by 10% in the past week, and I want to do that again before letting them in on the joke.

Is that request possible?

The original:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1458413;image)

Side by side comparison of your work:

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=687265.0;attach=1459414;image)

:)

Gotta admit Matt, this is a terrible piece of work - I think I've passed the limit of what MSPaint can achieve with my limited skill set!  ;D  I also think I mixed up who is asking me to shrink what LOL

And to be perfectly fair, there's a limit to how long I can stare at close-ups of your ass! ;D ;D ;D

Here's hoping your friends are short sighted and you show them this on a phone 🤞
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Sandrock on August 28, 2023, 08:00:37 PM
I also think I mixed up who is asking me to shrink what LOL


Whatever you do, don't shrink Matt's dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Taffin on September 01, 2023, 06:03:02 AM
Whatever you do, don't shrink Matt's dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: balsac69 on September 01, 2023, 10:18:03 AM
oils well that ends well.

Possible future Mr OILympia?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Gym Rat on September 01, 2023, 11:41:26 AM
Possible future Mr OILympia?

He gets free oil from his Dads business...

(https://dapearsonheatingoil.com/files/2014/11/logo_2.png)

"Keystone Pipeline" they call him...
Title: Re: Keone Pearson Dominates at the Texas Pro
Post by: mops on September 01, 2023, 11:44:57 AM
Keone Chevron
Title: Re: Keone Pearson Dominates at the Texas Pro
Post by: delon on September 01, 2023, 12:14:39 PM
25 pics of the back of Matt C's head in this Keone Pearson thread lol

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Hulkotron on September 04, 2023, 04:38:40 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/48UoqdKrAjhXG/giphy.gif)

Not going to lie, got a bit of a twitch down low from this GIF.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Rambone on September 05, 2023, 03:53:24 AM
Not going to lie, got a bit of a twitch down low from this GIF.

 :D
Title: Re: Keone Pearson Dominates at the Texas Pro
Post by: Matt on September 12, 2023, 12:47:47 AM
25 pics of the back of Matt C's head in this Keone Pearson thread lol

LOL.

Hey delon - I've been working my ASS OFF to bring up my legs!  ;D
Title: Re: Keone Pearson Dominates at the Texas Pro
Post by: delon on September 12, 2023, 02:47:28 AM
LOL.

Hey delon - I've been working my ASS OFF to bring up my legs!  ;D

Excellent gluteus gains there is my professional assessment, keep up the good work

May as well make it an even 50 aggregate on The Matt Multiplier in this thread:
Title: Re: Keone Pearson Dominates at the Texas Pro
Post by: njflex on September 12, 2023, 09:03:25 AM
Excellent gluteus gains there is my professional assessment, keep up the good work

May as well make it an even 50 aggregate on The Matt Multiplier in this thread:
I will say this keone 'matt'canning has a great head of hair...
Title: Re: Keone Pearson Dominates at the Texas Pro
Post by: GymnJuice on September 12, 2023, 11:53:50 AM
Matt are you worried about hair loss with your next cycle?