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Title: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Kwon on September 01, 2023, 12:26:20 PM
Putin puts doomsday Satan-2 nuclear weapon 'that can sink Britain' on combat duty for the first time
Its deployment - if the move is for real - comes after only one proven test launch
The Armageddon weapon can be loaded with multiple nuclear warheads


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12470309/Putin-nuclear-weapon-Britain.html

(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBdjRQ1_700bwp.webp)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleases SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: tacobender on September 01, 2023, 12:39:05 PM
We will see  ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Kwon on September 01, 2023, 12:48:22 PM
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/russian-tv-host-explains-how-23988117

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/04/20/19/54733059-10735901-Russia_has_claimed_its_most_potent_nuclear_missile_the_16_000mph-a-21_1650480364717.jpg)

Reaches Finland in 14 seconds
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Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Dalnet on September 01, 2023, 12:55:48 PM
200 seconds.... more than enough time to rub one out. Joke's on Finland
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: SF1900 on September 01, 2023, 12:58:02 PM
We're going to kill ourselves. Oh well.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: pamith on September 01, 2023, 01:00:23 PM
Brutal if true
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleases SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Titus Pullo on September 01, 2023, 01:04:25 PM
Total horseshit. 

Sarmat was never successfully tested, and even if it did carry sixteen 550 kT warheads, and we assume FAR greater accuracy than we've ever seen from previous Russian ICBMs, that's just shy of 9 megatons.

That's peanuts opposite the largest nukes ever tested which *combined*, wouldn't be enough to "bury the UK under the sea."

So, unless someone has mistranslated Putin's words, I say he's just stirring the pot, probably as a red herring for how poorly the Ruskies are faring in the Ukraine war.

Besides which, that's all just saber-rattling.  Vlad knows good and damned well that whatever imaginary tactical gain he might enjoy with some ostensible wunderwaffe will be strategically countered, smashed and humiliated by NATO.  He ain't gonna do shit to us.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 01, 2023, 01:49:55 PM
Total horse shit he isn’t going to launch any nukes
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on September 01, 2023, 01:54:19 PM
Hopefully he spares the area with the largest Russian population.🤞🤞
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: IroNat on September 01, 2023, 02:01:17 PM
Russia already has enough nukes to take the Earth back to the Stone Age.

Do not poke the Bear.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: joswift on September 01, 2023, 03:29:59 PM
Russia already has enough nukes to take the Earth back to the Stone Age.

Do not poke the Bear.

The West is doing that already by importing millions of Mussies
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Rambone on September 01, 2023, 03:34:08 PM
We’re all gonna die.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: honest on September 01, 2023, 05:19:29 PM
The level of escalating interference from the west, you hav veto ask yourself what's he supposed to do, usually one side escalates then the other does. Im surprised he hasnt used tactical small nukes already, I have no doubt he will at some stage, the US seems intent on war with Russia maybe to assist with Bidens re election.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on September 01, 2023, 05:24:13 PM
The level of escalating interference from the west, you hav veto ask yourself what's he supposed to do, usually one side escalates then the other does. Im surprised he hasnt used tactical small nukes already, I have no doubt he will at some stage, the US seems intent on war with Russia maybe to assist with Bidens re election.

IMO, it’s a bad plan. Support is dropping by the day. Even the dopes who were “Standing with Ukraine” are figuring out it’s just another endless war to make money for contractors.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: mops on September 01, 2023, 05:37:08 PM
Not sure why everyone is freaking out.

It has already been announced in June that the strategic missile system "Sarmat" ( or Satan II....) would be deployed for combat duty in the near futur.

They are intended to replace the current ICBM system RS-20V  "Voevoda", that's all.

Relax

Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: robcguns on September 01, 2023, 05:40:13 PM
Good. We need wiping out sooner than later.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: tacobender on September 01, 2023, 05:48:43 PM
Good. We need wiping out sooner than later.
you can start with your ass  :-X ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleases SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on September 01, 2023, 05:53:32 PM
Total horseshit. 

Sarmat was never successfully tested, and even if it did carry sixteen 550 kT warheads, and we assume FAR greater accuracy than we've ever seen from previous Russian ICBMs, that's just shy of 9 megatons.

That's peanuts opposite the largest nukes ever tested which *combined*, wouldn't be enough to "bury the UK under the sea."

So, unless someone has mistranslated Putin's words, I say he's just stirring the pot, probably as a red herring for how poorly the Ruskies are faring in the Ukraine war.

Besides which, that's all just saber-rattling.  Vlad knows good and damned well that whatever imaginary tactical gain he might enjoy with some ostensible wunderwaffe will be strategically countered, smashed and humiliated by NATO.  He ain't gonna do shit to us.

Of course it couldn't sink the UK,that's lol.

But you're a faggit,a winning faggit.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Mayday on September 01, 2023, 06:53:10 PM
We’re all gonna die.

The way things are going I’d say we’re all going to transition first lol.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: AbrahamG on September 01, 2023, 06:54:31 PM
Putin puts doomsday Satan-2 nuclear weapon 'that can sink Britain' on combat duty for the first time
Its deployment - if the move is for real - comes after only one proven test launch
The Armageddon weapon can be loaded with multiple nuclear warheads


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12470309/Putin-nuclear-weapon-Britain.html

(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBdjRQ1_700bwp.webp)

That son of a bitch!   ;D
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleases SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: mryorkielover on September 01, 2023, 07:37:14 PM
Total horseshit. 

Sarmat was never successfully tested, and even if it did carry sixteen 550 kT warheads, and we assume FAR greater accuracy than we've ever seen from previous Russian ICBMs, that's just shy of 9 megatons.

That's peanuts opposite the largest nukes ever tested which *combined*, wouldn't be enough to "bury the UK under the sea."

So, unless someone has mistranslated Putin's words, I say he's just stirring the pot, probably as a red herring for how poorly the Ruskies are faring in the Ukraine war.

Besides which, that's all just saber-rattling.  Vlad knows good and damned well that whatever imaginary tactical gain he might enjoy with some ostensible wunderwaffe will be strategically countered, smashed and humiliated by NATO.  He ain't gonna do shit to us.

You think Ukraine is winning the war against Russia? ::)  Don't believe the media. They lie on EVERYTHING including this. Ukraine is losing like 10 soldiers to every 1 Russian. The moment the world stops giving Ukraine all the aid, they will fall. If not sooner.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: mryorkielover on September 01, 2023, 07:41:09 PM
The level of escalating interference from the west, you hav veto ask yourself what's he supposed to do, usually one side escalates then the other does. Im surprised he hasnt used tactical small nukes already, I have no doubt he will at some stage, the US seems intent on war with Russia maybe to assist with Bidens re election.

Tucker Carlson predicts that there will be a False Flag event in Europe which will trigger the US into war with Russia next year. This all so Biden can unleash the War Powers Act which allows him to stay in power and postpone the election. I know it sounds farfetched, but it is a possibility. But only if the new Covid Variant fails to lock us down again in time for the election to allow mass mail out ballots and drop boxes. We all know how secure those are  ::)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: _bruce_ on September 01, 2023, 10:29:49 PM

Fear mongering to keep people from recognizing other important things.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on September 01, 2023, 10:42:08 PM
Fear mongering to keep people from recognizing other important things.

Exactly. And this one is directed to the simple minded to boot
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: kreator on September 01, 2023, 10:51:34 PM
Putin is also a part of the agenda. He's Klaus Schwab's puppet.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 02, 2023, 12:58:48 AM
Fear mongering to keep people from recognizing other important things.
Always keeping the populations on edge.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: tacobender on September 02, 2023, 12:59:52 AM
Fuck klaus schwabb
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Gym Rat on September 02, 2023, 03:01:35 AM
Is #VLAD mind-fukking the looney-left??
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Fortress on September 02, 2023, 03:24:08 AM
METAL FOR LIFE!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on September 02, 2023, 04:44:26 AM
SATAN-2 is a fucking badass name for a massive nuclear missile, I’ll say that much
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleashes SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: IroNat on September 02, 2023, 09:02:17 AM
Fear mongering to keep people from recognizing other important things.

Focus on making gains!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleases SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Titus Pullo on September 02, 2023, 10:36:47 AM
Of course it couldn't sink the UK,that's lol.

I know it's hyperbole ::)  Russians have a penchant for dramatics.  It's basically saying the missile would devastate the UK, which remains a gross overstatement.

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But you're a faggit,a winning faggit.

Eh?  That's news to me.  Thanks for letting me know.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Putin Unleases SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile!
Post by: Titus Pullo on September 02, 2023, 10:40:55 AM
You think Ukraine is winning the war against Russia? ::)  Don't believe the media. They lie on EVERYTHING including this. Ukraine is losing like 10 soldiers to every 1 Russian. The moment the world stops giving Ukraine all the aid, they will fall. If not sooner.

I never said anything of the sort.  However, that doesn't mean their military is doing anything *but* a shit job.