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Title: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on October 30, 2023, 01:14:46 AM
I was born with two balls and still have 'em - but they aren't connected to anything.

How many of you are now firing on zero cylinders? Had the sac rewired?

How did it go for you?
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 30, 2023, 01:19:42 AM
Considered it but never did.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Dalnet on October 30, 2023, 01:51:09 AM
Considered it but never did.

Same. One ex kept badgering me about having kids. The paranoia of her tricks was getting to me - was going to go through with it.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: falco on October 30, 2023, 02:16:26 AM
I was born with two balls and still have 'em - but they aren't connected to anything.

How many of you are now firing on zero cylinders? Had the sac rewired?

How did it go for you?

Let's hope they are not hanging lower than your dick. For locker room purposes.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 30, 2023, 02:39:50 AM
Went great for me, zero issues and all the costs were covered by the clinic for some reason  ???

It was kinda scary busting a nut for the first time afterwards, but otherwise it was just smooth sailing.  Never pulling out ever again  :D
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: bhank on October 30, 2023, 07:32:38 AM
My buddy did it and it crashed his test levels and he had to get it reversed so it is a hell a fuck no for me
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: IroNat on October 30, 2023, 07:41:17 AM
My buddy did it and it crashed his test levels and he had to get it reversed so it is a hell a fuck no for me

We're talking vasectomy not removing testicles.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Gym Rat on October 30, 2023, 08:01:55 AM
A vasectomy will not affect a man's virility or his testosterone level. He will still produce sperm. It will just not be able to get into the semen. There will be NO impact on his libido, sex drive, or sexual activity.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: joswift on October 30, 2023, 08:15:09 AM
My buddy did it and it crashed his test levels and he had to get it reversed so it is a hell a fuck no for me

No it didnt, thats impossible
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: BlackMetallic on October 30, 2023, 08:26:16 AM
The dr told me I was responsible for shaving down there

Although I don’t think I could ever go back to that barber
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 31, 2023, 12:33:57 AM
When is the male pill going to be released? It exists now but I'm guessing they don't really want men to have control over their reproductive rights.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on October 31, 2023, 01:27:46 AM
I got mine done in Bangkok - before the op, the doctor warned me it would be painful - like a kick in the nuts. Seemed a fair price to pay for no more kids, so I went for it.

First warning sign was when I got into the theater, they strapped my ankles to the bed. Not my whole body, just my ankles. I asked why and they said "to stop you falling off". Which I translated as "to stop you kicking the doctor". They also put on a blindfold for my modesty (a cultural thing_)
 
Buckle up.

They put a local anaesthetic on my sac, so the incision didn't hurt. But there was no pain relief other than that. When he cut the first tube - it was like being kicked in the nuts - and continued to feel like that while he tied the tube off. 30 Seconds and we were done.

But the 2nd tube. All I can think is that he cut it too short, so didn't have enough there to make a good knot. A bit like when you were a kid and your shoelaces broke and you had to try and make a knot with 3cm on each side. So there he is - fumbling around - and all the time he does so, it feels like the worst ball pain I've ever had.  I'd say it took him a good 5 mins to tie it off, all the time the nurses were consoling me.

Now - why don't they give you a vicodin or something - well opiates are frowned upon here and only used for end of life care.

Anyway - I would not advise a vasectomy in Bangkok. It's brutal. At least now I know how women feel in childbirth...
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 31, 2023, 01:29:31 AM
I got mine done in Bangkok - before the op, the doctor warned me it would be painful - like a kick in the nuts. Seemed a fair price to pay for no more kids, so I went for it.

First warning sign was when I got into the theater, they strapped my ankles to the bed. Not my whole body, just my ankles. I asked why and they said "to stop you falling off". Which I translated as "to stop you kicking the doctor". They also put on a blindfold for my modesty (a cultural thing_)
 
Buckle up.

They put a local anaesthetic on my sac, so the incision didn't hurt. But there was no pain relief other than that. When he cut the first tube - it was like being kicked in the nuts - and continued to feel like that while he tied the tube off. 30 Seconds and we were done.

But the 2nd tube. All I can think is that he cut it too short, so didn't have enough there to make a good knot. A bit like when you were a kid and your shoelaces broke and you had to try and save a not with 3cm on each side. So there he is - fumbling around - and all the time he does so, it feels like the worst ball pain I've ever had.  I'd say it took him a good 5 mins to tie it off, all the time the nurses were consoling me.

Now - why don't they give you a vicodin or something - well opiates are frowned upon here and only used for end of life care.

Anyway - I would not advise a vasectomy in Bangkok. It's brutal. At least now I know how women feel in childbirth...
I got dizzy reading this and had to lay down.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on October 31, 2023, 01:34:05 AM
I got dizzy reading this and had to lay down.

It still makes my eyes water thinking about it...
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: oldtimer1 on October 31, 2023, 03:37:02 AM
Get yourself an old lady girlfriend then you don't have to pull out.   ;D
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: IroNat on October 31, 2023, 03:53:37 AM
When is the male pill going to be released? It exists now but I'm guessing they don't really want men to have control over their reproductive rights.

Not a pill but works.

(https://c.tenor.com/x09uc6Db-GAAAAAC/no-nooo.gif)
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 31, 2023, 04:25:45 AM
When is the male pill going to be released? It exists now but I'm guessing they don't really want men to have control over their reproductive rights.

They exist but an unfavorable side effect profile makes it unlikely that it’ll ever reach market. 
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on October 31, 2023, 06:01:52 AM
They exist but an unfavorable side effect profile makes it unlikely that it’ll ever reach market.

Like we'd remember to take them...
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: webstar on October 31, 2023, 06:12:55 AM
My buddy did it and it crashed his test levels and he had to get it reversed so it is a hell a fuck no for me
I'm guessing he came off his weekly 500 mg trt dose that crushed his test.. not the vasectomy.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: bhank on October 31, 2023, 06:14:09 AM
A vasectomy will not affect a man's virility or his testosterone level. He will still produce sperm. It will just not be able to get into the semen. There will be NO impact on his libido, sex drive, or sexual activity.

ABSOLUTELY INCORRECT DO MORE RESEARCH

https://www.menshormonalhealth.com/vasectomy-testosterone.html
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: bhank on October 31, 2023, 06:18:34 AM
No it didnt, thats impossible

Do more research his levels crashed he did the bloodwork he got depressed his libido was gone they told him to wait and it would come back after 2 years he had it reversed.

https://www.menshormonalhealth.com/vasectomy-testosterone.html
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: joswift on October 31, 2023, 06:21:19 AM
Do more research his levels crashed he did the bloodwork he got depressed his libido was gone they told him to wait and it would come back after 2 years he had it reversed.

https://www.menshormonalhealth.com/vasectomy-testosterone.html

I dont need to, there is zero evidence that a vasectomy stops the production of test you fucking idiot
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: IroNat on October 31, 2023, 06:26:33 AM
Do more research his levels crashed he did the bloodwork he got depressed his libido was gone they told him to wait and it would come back after 2 years he had it reversed.

https://www.menshormonalhealth.com/vasectomy-testosterone.html

Bhanky has posted some interesting info about this.

It apparently can happen.

Who knew?

Nice going, Bhanky.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: IroNat on October 31, 2023, 06:44:27 AM
I suggest avoiding doctors unless absolutely necessary.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 31, 2023, 09:40:41 AM
Bhanky has posted some interesting info about this.

It apparently can happen.

Who knew?

Nice going, Bhanky.

x2

Good info to look into.  The risk of complications is real but fortunately small. 
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 31, 2023, 09:58:03 AM
I got it done after a couple kids.  It was pretty easy. The hardest part was not getting hard when the nurse was shaving my balls and just the burning smell during the operation.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: deadz on October 31, 2023, 11:53:39 AM
I was born with two balls and still have 'em - but they aren't connected to anything.

How many of you are now firing on zero cylinders? Had the sac rewired?

How did it go for you?
Just get on Test and forget about getting snipped.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Abelard Lindsey on October 31, 2023, 04:34:01 PM
Discussion of vasectomy reminds me of this. :)

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Flexacon on October 31, 2023, 04:46:52 PM
Do more research his levels crashed he did the bloodwork he got depressed his libido was gone they told him to wait and it would come back after 2 years he had it reversed.

https://www.menshormonalhealth.com/vasectomy-testosterone.html

Potentially good info Bhanky.

When you avoid posting about training, lifting, diets, drug protocols etc basically anything bodybuilding related you're actually a very good poster.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: AbrahamG on October 31, 2023, 05:07:51 PM
I've been using the pull out method since I was 16.  Left it in the old lady's cunt twice.  Presto.  2 kids.  Pull out method works.  Well. 
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: joswift on October 31, 2023, 05:15:24 PM
I've been using the pull out method since I was 16.  Left it in the old lady's cunt twice.  Presto.  2 kids.  Pull out method works.  Well.

Thats your wife you are talking about
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: AbrahamG on October 31, 2023, 05:16:42 PM
Thats your wife you are talking about

No shit.  I'm laughing so fucking hard. 
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 31, 2023, 06:36:39 PM
I've been using the pull out method since I was 16.  Left it in the old lady's cunt twice.  Presto.  2 kids.  Pull out method works.  Well.

No thanks, I’d honestly rather use a condom than pull out
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: AbrahamG on October 31, 2023, 06:38:04 PM
No thanks, I’d honestly rather use a condom than pull out

Haven't had a condom on since the early 90's.  Fuck that.
Title: Re: Vasectomy Experiences
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 01, 2023, 01:06:16 AM
I got it done after a couple kids.  It was pretty easy. The hardest part was not getting hard when the nurse was shaving my balls and just the burning smell during the operation.
I'm sure a lot of dudes get hard especially if the doctor looks like the chick in your avatar.