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Title: WYTI?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 10, 2023, 03:00:13 AM

So there's this teenage giraffe at the shopping mall today. First thing I wanted to know - is it real or fake?

So I gave it a good touching. Then I noticed the don't touch sign. Then I gave it another squeeze for good measure.

The way I see it - if you don't want your fake-ass giraffe touched up - don't sit it in a shopping mall.

So - Would You Touch It?

Title: Re: WYTI?
Post by: joswift on December 10, 2023, 04:02:56 AM

I would take a photo of its vagina and twang its bra strap

Title: Re: WYTI?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 10, 2023, 04:04:18 AM

Quote from: joswift on December 10, 2023, 04:02:56 AM

I would take a photo of its vagina and twang its bra strap

Twang? Is that the scientific term for a giraffe's penis?

Title: Re: WYTI?
Post by: Rambone on December 10, 2023, 06:00:58 AM

You better hope the giraffe’s father doesn’t give you a stern talking to

Title: Re: WYTI?
Post by: Taffin on December 10, 2023, 06:02:10 AM

I'd cup the balls

Title: Re: WYTI?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 10, 2023, 06:55:25 PM

Well, that'll teach me for starting a thread on GetBig.

There's a giraffe in a shopping mall and the main concern seems to be whether it was an anatomically correct Giraffe with a glorious set of dick and balls.

Surprisingly, there was no schlong-set on said giraffe. If there was, I'd have touched that first.

Title: Re: WYTI?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 10, 2023, 08:23:40 PM