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Title: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: unreasonablereasons on December 13, 2023, 12:26:02 PM
so Im at Superstore shopping for groceries and this toolbox is coming down the aisle. Now understand, hes a toolbox cause its winter here, its not warm, its minus 10 celcius (whatever farenheit). Hes in short sleeves in a shmedium shirt. AND hes got the Jeffrey Dahmer gold rimmed glasses on thinking he is trendy. What a fucking twat
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Stephano on December 13, 2023, 12:32:48 PM
He was indoors.  I don't see the problem. 

I think that OP was just brutally mogged by this superior specimen.

> "H-how dare he have a better physique than me!"

 ::)
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: unreasonablereasons on December 13, 2023, 12:34:55 PM
He was indoors.  I don't see the problem. 

I think that OP was just brutally mogged by this superior specimen.

> "H-how dare he have a better physique than me!"

 ::)

um actually we left at the same time and he was outdoors then
and everyone has a superior physique to me so no, that wasnt an issue
also, he was middle east so hopefully he gets pneumonia and dies the sandni99er
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: beakdoctor on December 13, 2023, 12:36:56 PM
You better be careful.  He looks like he does curls in the squat rack. He might be a card carrying member of SCN.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: unreasonablereasons on December 13, 2023, 12:37:48 PM
You better be careful.  He looks like he does curls in the squat rack. He might be a card carrying member of SCN.

Im going to seek him out and apologize  :o :o
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Marvin Martian on December 13, 2023, 12:50:44 PM
WTF??? I never saw anyone take a pic of me? My glasses are dooshy?? Damn man - you could’ve gone easy on me. But you know what fck you cause I post pics on Facebook and I get tons of likes!! I even get them when I am sleeping. So you can tell me I ain’t cool but I don’t think a “not cool” dude would get likes on FB!! 🤓🤣
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: robcguns on December 13, 2023, 12:56:19 PM
WTF??? I never saw anyone take a pic of me? My glasses are dooshy?? Damn man - you could’ve gone easy on me. But you know what fck you cause I post pics on Facebook and I get tons of likes!! I even get them when I am sleeping. So you can tell me I ain’t cool but I don’t think a “not cool” dude would get likes on FB!! 🤓🤣

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Dokey111 on December 13, 2023, 01:00:10 PM
Hi Vince Basile
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: unreasonablereasons on December 13, 2023, 01:13:34 PM
little side story
so this guy from my past mouths me off online
I find where he is living, find his wifes name. Then I go around the city via the internet and find a couple thier age who lives kinda near them
I phone the wife and say Im so and so from a few blocks away, I just wanted you to know that your husband is sleeping with my wife, what do you want to do about it? So a conversation happens for a bit blah blah, now the fun will go on
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: robcguns on December 13, 2023, 01:24:35 PM
little side story
so this guy from my past mouths me off online
I find where he is living, find his wifes name. Then I go around the city via the internet and find a couple thier age who lives kinda near them
I phone the wife and say Im so and so from a few blocks away, I just wanted you to know that your husband is sleeping with my wife, what do you want to do about it? So a conversation happens for a bit blah blah, now the fun will go on


Hahahaha, you are to good at this stuff.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: unreasonablereasons on December 13, 2023, 01:25:34 PM

Hahahaha, you are to good at this stuff.

haha i love what I do
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Fortress on December 13, 2023, 02:31:39 PM

Hahahaha, you are to good at this stuff.

To and too

Look into it.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: pigbuild on December 13, 2023, 03:56:18 PM
muscles are overrated but they are better than having nothing
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 13, 2023, 04:08:23 PM
Sounds like this guy made quite the impression. Did you have the pineapple upside down in the shopping cart?
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Marvin Martian on December 13, 2023, 07:57:56 PM

Hahahaha, you are to good at this stuff.

He is truly a twisted sister - but the shits funny ain’t it? Fckn dumbass DITBAB just HAD to keep yapping and now we know that Emily left him, he has a long history of getting raped, and pretty much no one that knows him has any respect for him.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 14, 2023, 01:21:18 AM
little side story
so this guy from my past mouths me off online
I find where he is living, find his wifes name. Then I go around the city via the internet and find a couple thier age who lives kinda near them
I phone the wife and say Im so and so from a few blocks away, I just wanted you to know that your husband is sleeping with my wife, what do you want to do about it? So a conversation happens for a bit blah blah, now the fun will go on
Brutal. I would watch my back when out and about. ;D
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Kwon on December 14, 2023, 01:23:22 AM
um actually we left at the same time and he was outdoors then
and everyone has a superior physique to me so no, that wasnt an issue
also, he was middle east so hopefully he gets pneumonia and dies the sandni99er

All sandni99ers should die so i'm totally with you there Josh

Regardless of how he dressed or acted (which is secondary), the reason he was a sandni99er is reason enough to destroy him and his bloodline.

Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: deadz on December 14, 2023, 02:19:07 PM
so Im at Superstore shopping for groceries and this toolbox is coming down the aisle. Now understand, hes a toolbox cause its winter here, its not warm, its minus 10 celcius (whatever farenheit). Hes in short sleeves in a shmedium shirt. AND hes got the Jeffrey Dahmer gold rimmed glasses on thinking he is trendy. What a fucking twat
Appears to be a dirty muzzie.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Kwon on December 15, 2023, 05:57:25 AM
HAIL AND KILL!



/Forstesque
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on December 15, 2023, 06:30:52 AM
When you see someone underdressed in very cold weather, it’s almost invariably an insecure lifter showing off his arms.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Kwon on December 15, 2023, 11:27:09 AM
When you see someone underdressed in very cold weather, it’s almost invariably an insecure lifter showing off his arms.

Looking for compliments during the winter!
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 16, 2023, 08:08:32 AM
He's either loving himself or he's from Newcastle, UK - a town known for t-shirts in winter time.

These people hate coats so much, the police occasionally have to warn people it's actually cold enough to die...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-11912067

Police urge Newcastle drinkers to wear a coat

Temperatures have fallen so low that people on a night out in Newcastle have been warned to wear a coat.

Revellers in the city are famed for their skimpy clothing, whatever the weather.

But with temperatures plunging as low as -11C, police have warned people they risk hypothermia if they do not take precautions.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 16, 2023, 08:15:19 AM
We need to pitch in for josh to have a better camera phone.
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 16, 2023, 08:19:01 AM
so Im at Superstore shopping for groceries and this toolbox is coming down the aisle. Now understand, hes a toolbox cause its winter here, its not warm, its minus 10 celcius (whatever farenheit). Hes in short sleeves in a shmedium shirt. AND hes got the Jeffrey Dahmer gold rimmed glasses on thinking he is trendy. What a fucking twat

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=689972.0;attach=1480033;image)

Was he 11 foot tall or where you sitting on the floor?
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: Darren Avey on December 16, 2023, 02:39:56 PM
little side story
so this guy from my past mouths me off online
I find where he is living, find his wifes name. Then I go around the city via the internet and find a couple thier age who lives kinda near them
I phone the wife and say Im so and so from a few blocks away, I just wanted you to know that your husband is sleeping with my wife, what do you want to do about it? So a conversation happens for a bit blah blah, now the fun will go on

I'm very keen to find someone and cause them grief myself.  Any tips on tracking people down? I know he lives in the Shepperton area of South West London
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: pigbuild on December 17, 2023, 01:45:23 AM
sure he looks like a pathetic tool but you are even worse whipping out your camera taking covert shots to bitch about it on the internet get a life guy
Title: Re: Douchebag Level Infinity?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 18, 2023, 02:10:14 AM
sure he looks like a pathetic tool but you are even worse whipping out your camera taking covert shots to bitch about it on the internet get a life guy

He did it for us bitches - appreciate it