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Title: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2023, 02:34:16 PM
Granted that she used to model but not bad for being 82
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: robcguns on December 30, 2023, 02:37:59 PM
Face looks smooth and much younger in that pic but nothing to crazy over. Just make up and trick lighting I’m sure.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: IroNat on December 30, 2023, 02:41:20 PM
doesn't look like her
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Marty Champions on December 30, 2023, 02:46:54 PM
That’s incredible actually, mind you this woman cooks to her palate, the palate is a messenger to dna, her dna does well because of her good choices in getting to that kitchen . I bet 85 percent of women who ever lived never make it to 82 without a wheel chair
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: chaos on December 30, 2023, 03:04:35 PM
Granted that she used to model but not bad for being 82
You getting that jungle fever Vince? :D
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 30, 2023, 03:21:46 PM
She looks like the girl from the last Mission Impossible movie. The British chick. Granted I’m watching from my cell phone so it may be distorted.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Chidoman on December 30, 2023, 03:41:00 PM
parsh  ;D

And she cooks too!
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: IroNat on December 30, 2023, 03:43:25 PM
That’s incredible actually, mind you this woman cooks to her palate, the palate is a messenger to dna, her dna does well because of her good choices in getting to that kitchen . I bet 85 percent of women who ever lived never make it to 82 without a wheel chair

Bhanky also cooks to his palate.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Sissysquats on December 30, 2023, 04:45:24 PM
Selfie my ass. Make up artist, hair dresser and someone doing the pic
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: The Scott on December 30, 2023, 04:50:43 PM
In the same manner in which a baboon knows only to rut and never love, bhanky knows only what it is to eat  but never to dine.  A soulless simian.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: ThisisOverload on December 30, 2023, 06:10:02 PM
She is using the skin taping trick to pull her face skin back.

A lot of ugly/old women do this to look younger.

Still looks like an old bag.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on December 30, 2023, 06:23:47 PM
She is using the skin taping trick to pull her face skin back.

A lot of ugly/old women do this to look younger.

Still looks like an old bag.

Many men in the Anglosphere are sex starved. If she were to online date her inbox would be flooded with men of all ages.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 30, 2023, 06:37:20 PM
She looks like the girl from the last Mission Impossible movie. The British chick. Granted I’m watching from my cell phone so it may be distorted.

Rosamund Pike ?

She was in Jack Reacher and Gone Girl.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 30, 2023, 07:14:40 PM
Rosamund Pike ?

She was in Jack Reacher and Gone Girl.


Just looked her up. Vanessa Kirby.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: SouJerz on December 30, 2023, 07:44:33 PM
Pretty good for $400 million dollar net worth.   “Remember you’re not ugly, you just don’t have enough money yet to be beautiful forever”

I’m more impressed with Cher or Julie Andrews Andrews is only worth 30 million.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: beakdoctor on December 30, 2023, 08:36:23 PM
Many men in the Anglosphere are sex starved. If she were to online date her inbox would be flooded with men of all ages.

Oh hell yeah. I'd flood her in-box alright!
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 30, 2023, 09:05:02 PM
82 .. pass.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: wes on December 31, 2023, 01:37:41 AM
I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over her face.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Rambone on December 31, 2023, 04:55:16 AM
She looks ready to fuck here…
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 31, 2023, 05:13:01 AM
You getting that jungle fever Vince? :D

Ew
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: The Scott on December 31, 2023, 07:38:49 AM
I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over her face.

Brother Wes...LOLOLOLOLOLOL!  Now this is one of the funniest things I have ever read!  Beautifully phrased sir!  LOL!!!!

Aloha! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Never1AShow on December 31, 2023, 08:17:52 AM
In the same manner in which a baboon knows only to rut and never love, bhanky knows only what it is to eat  but never to dine.  A soulless simian.

Soulless simian. Fantastic. Weve all seen the long arms ape hands shots.

As to Martha, even at 82 and with all that money, she still wants to be sexually desirable if she can be.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: chaos on December 31, 2023, 08:37:55 AM
I`d splash a map of Hawaii all over her face.
You'd be lucky to splash the Sahara across her face.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: The Scott on December 31, 2023, 08:44:36 AM
You'd be lucky to splash the Sahara across her face.

Another great line!  Superb, sir!

Is it not odd that the arab word for deserts is  ṣaḥārāʾ?  Yup.  I have a friend that at last count speaks 7 languages but I have not spoken with here in a few years now.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: SouJerz on December 31, 2023, 08:48:56 AM
Soulless simian. Fantastic. Weve all seen the long arms ape hands shots.

As to Martha, even at 82 and with all that money, she still wants to be sexually desirable if she can be.

“Beauty is a short-lived tyranny”
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 31, 2023, 09:04:52 AM
Wes, she is too young for you. What would the neighbors think about you running around with a girl that young? Let Martha Stewart date guys her own age.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: wes on December 31, 2023, 10:30:03 AM
Wes, she is too young for you. What would the neighbors think about you running around with a girl that young? Let Martha Stewart guys her own age.
I like younger broads !!  :)
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: wes on December 31, 2023, 10:31:31 AM
You'd be lucky to splash the Sahara across her face.
Just because there`s some snow on the  roof,it doesn`t mean there`s no fire in the oven down below!   ;D
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: MajorDomo on December 31, 2023, 10:33:13 AM
This old broad seems to get some on here into parsh mode. ewwww
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: wes on December 31, 2023, 10:36:50 AM
Brother Wes...LOLOLOLOLOLOL!  Now this is one of the funniest things I have ever read!  Beautifully phrased sir!  LOL!!!!

Aloha! ;D ;D
(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jimmy_durante.jpeg)

I got a million of em` !!  ;)
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: robcguns on December 31, 2023, 11:05:26 AM
This old broad seems to get some on here into parsh mode. ewwww

Right.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: mops on December 31, 2023, 12:08:16 PM
That bathroom selfie was taken in Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: robcguns on December 31, 2023, 12:11:58 PM
That bathroom selfie was taken in Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel.

Hahaha.
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 31, 2023, 12:20:36 PM
That bathroom selfie was taken in Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel.


As opposed to the Ice Machine at the Mirage Hotel?
Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: Rambone on December 31, 2023, 12:27:25 PM
That bathroom selfie was taken in Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel.
:D

Title: Re: Martha Stewart Selfie Driving People Crazy
Post by: wes on December 31, 2023, 12:36:56 PM
This old broad seems to get some on here into parsh mode. ewwww
When you`re ,my age anything over 18 with a pulse puts you in PARSH mode!   :D