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Title: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on April 28, 2024, 03:48:12 PM
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He and other self-destructive jagoffs are discussed. All basket cases. Like the PM board.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 28, 2024, 03:58:15 PM
Why is his face blocked out?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: BB on April 28, 2024, 04:18:16 PM
https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6RkOYTOnXP/?hl=en .

https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6UqFtyvbN5/?hl=en .

Those are the 2 posts you need, incase you don't want to listen to Bravo (first 2 minutes is the actual story, rest is just fluff). The second one, he's blaming the problems on a surgical tool mishap. The tool fell apart and they had to chase around his heart to gather up the bits.

Fear not, he'll be back on the anabolics train.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: wes on April 28, 2024, 04:24:12 PM
This cat`s always in the hospital. 
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Rambone on April 28, 2024, 05:54:29 PM
Why is his face blocked out?

Those are cum ropes
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Gym Rat on April 29, 2024, 10:17:17 AM
Cant listen to even 15 seconds of Bravo, so thx for the actual info.

"Joey Swoll"  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: falco on April 29, 2024, 12:14:42 PM
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: falco on April 29, 2024, 12:17:13 PM
https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6RkOYTOnXP/?hl=en .

https://www.instagram.com/joeyswoll/p/C6UqFtyvbN5/?hl=en .

Those are the 2 posts you need, incase you don't want to listen to Bravo (first 2 minutes is the actual story, rest is just fluff). The second one, he's blaming the problems on a surgical tool mishap. The tool fell apart and they had to chase around his heart to gather up the bits.

Fear not, he'll be back on the anabolics train.
Merci mon ami.
I do dislike Eddie fake voice.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Rambone on April 29, 2024, 12:34:31 PM
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?


Come on, man! You know. The thing!
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Rambone on April 29, 2024, 12:35:21 PM
This cat`s always in the hospital.

You’re not a serious bodybuilder unless you’re in the hospital AT LEAST twice a year.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: BEEFCAKE on April 29, 2024, 12:37:41 PM
great thread , joey is a true getbigger


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=508216.0


RIP dead homo nick
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 12:41:28 PM
Cliffs? Is he dying in 2024?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 01:11:27 PM
How many bb wasted in 2024 so far? Who is keeping score?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 01:12:37 PM
Will they bury him with a backwards ballcap on his bowling pin head?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: gib on April 29, 2024, 01:14:29 PM
The guy was so juiced up. So obvious it was gonna happen.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 01:21:42 PM
The guy was so juiced up. So obvious it was gonna happen.
he made a lot of self righteous videos on youtube, where he would shame people for gym etiquette infractions. That was already a sign that the day of reckoning was approaching.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: joswift on April 29, 2024, 01:47:19 PM
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?

"Routine" for bodybuilders...
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Hulkotron on April 29, 2024, 01:59:51 PM
Pre-existing congenital condition unrelated to his lifestyle choices
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Bevo on April 29, 2024, 02:06:06 PM
Will they bury him with a backwards ballcap on his bowling pin head?

I mean they did bury Derek Anthony with a hard on
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Rambone on April 29, 2024, 02:38:10 PM
Still a healthier “sport” than paragliding
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 02:39:51 PM
Still a healthier “sport” than paragliding
that remains to be seen.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: GymnJuice on April 29, 2024, 05:37:23 PM
He had a "routine" heart surgery? What the hell is that?

In some of his posts he says it was supposed to be 30 minutes and ended up being 5 hours and he was awake the whole time. I'm guessing it was probably a stent and not a surgery/bypass.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Bevo on April 29, 2024, 06:17:30 PM
Everyone should get “routine” heart surgery in their 40’s with supposedly good health
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 29, 2024, 09:20:18 PM
he made a lot of self righteous videos on youtube, where he would shame people for gym etiquette infractions. That was already a sign that the day of reckoning was approaching.

Yeah I saw he got into posting these feel good posts shaming someone for shaming someone else in the gym. Very clever angle as people naturally love this type of content. Others might say it's just identifying profitable angles for cynical reasons (money through clicks, from increased engagement, higher algorithm rank).

I don't know what I thinkabout Bravo. He's not always hugely irritating but the overacting with the voice can get ridiculous. The coiffure and the soft filter. Lol.

He makes a video like this and then hawks an HRT clinic. I haven't checked but I bet Swoll is also working with a HRT clinic. They are all on HRT, but what does HRT even mean exactly. A lot of times it just means you have an Rx and run regular steroid and GH cycles. I don't care to check but does Bravo's clinic just prescribe "bioidentical" hormones or is there the common Deca (for joints) or Anavar and whatever else?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: pamith on April 29, 2024, 09:26:06 PM
he made a lot of self righteous videos on youtube, where he would shame people for gym etiquette infractions. That was already a sign that the day of reckoning was approaching.
This, srs, always acting so furious about silly gym etiquette crap
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: _bruce_ on April 29, 2024, 11:42:03 PM


Another grifter having problems due to abuse.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: falco on April 30, 2024, 02:21:49 AM
I hope it was all worth it.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: wes on April 30, 2024, 02:51:56 AM
You’re not a serious bodybuilder unless you’re in the hospital AT LEAST twice a year.
Valid point noted.   :D
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on April 30, 2024, 03:27:21 AM
Very sorry to hear this
Hearts and prayers to him and his family. How would we go out possibly organizing a GoFundMe to help him and his family?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on April 30, 2024, 06:44:10 AM
Yeah I saw he got into posting these feel good posts shaming someone for shaming someone else in the gym. Very clever angle as people naturally love this type of content. Others might say it's just identifying profitable angles for cynical reasons (money through clicks, from increased engagement, higher algorithm rank).

I don't know what I thinkabout Bravo. He's not always hugely irritating but the overacting with the voice can get ridiculous. The coiffure and the soft filter. Lol.

He makes a video like this and then hawks an HRT clinic. I haven't checked but I bet Swoll is also working with a HRT clinic. They are all on HRT, but what does HRT even mean exactly. A lot of times it just means you have an Rx and run regular steroid and GH cycles. I don't care to check but does Bravo's clinic just prescribe "bioidentical" hormones or is there the common Deca (for joints) or Anavar and whatever else?

Internet TRT is anything up to 1000 mg per week. Real TRT is 100 mg per week while routinely seeing an ethical doctor.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 30, 2024, 09:19:45 AM
Internet TRT is anything up to 1000 mg per week. Real TRT is 100 mg per week while routinely seeing an ethical doctor.

At least some of the more sensible ones call it hormone optimization. The law WRT to anabolic steroids hasn't changed since 1991 or so but somehow the three letter agencies gave up on policing it like they used to. Maybe they realise society is now so drugged up and people absolutely need their PEDs and don't care if it's legal or not. They could still shut it down like they did with the Oxycontin scripts but I don't think they will. And if I was in the US I for sure wouldn't complain, I'd have a script too if I for example needed to travel a lot and wanted to bring my drugs or might be subjected to steroid testing for any reason.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Raymondo on April 30, 2024, 09:23:08 AM
Very sorry to hear this
Hearts and prayers to him and his family. How would we go out possibly organizing a GoFundMe to help him and his family?

I'm on it as we speak.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on April 30, 2024, 10:25:01 AM
This, srs, always acting so furious about silly gym etiquette crap
bcs no life, no future
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Raymondo on April 30, 2024, 10:32:38 AM
At least some of the more sensible ones call it hormone optimization. The law WRT to anabolic steroids hasn't changed since 1991 or so but somehow the three letter agencies gave up on policing it like they used to. Maybe they realise society is now so drugged up and people absolutely need their PEDs and don't care if it's legal or not. They could still shut it down like they did with the Oxycontin scripts but I don't think they will. And if I was in the US I for sure wouldn't complain, I'd have a script too if I for example needed to travel a lot and wanted to bring my drugs or might be subjected to steroid testing for any reason.

Is it still the case in Sweden that the police will take in anyone who look like a steroid user?
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Taffin on April 30, 2024, 02:15:48 PM
I mean they did bury Derek Anthony with a hat on

I swear to God that for a brief moment I read that as 'hard-on'...

This place...
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Bevo on April 30, 2024, 03:27:24 PM
I swear to God that for a brief moment I read that as 'hard-on'...

This place...

You read correct, Derek Anthony was buried with a hard on
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: BB on April 30, 2024, 03:33:34 PM
You read correct, Derek Anthony was buried with a hard on

Some say it was as big as the bats of his beloved Yankees, and as thick around as an Alabama football -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=212839.0;attach=869506;image).
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 30, 2024, 06:20:59 PM
Some say it was as big as the bats of his beloved Yankees, and as thick around as an Alabama football -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=212839.0;attach=869506;image).


What a weird mesh of things on that headstone.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: 1Patrick on April 30, 2024, 06:24:07 PM
He has lot’s of haters among insta hoes .He went hard  after them when they were mocking clueless gym goers .Tons of them lost memberships and even Arnold himself praised Swoll.

But on the other hand when you are in and out of hospital multiple times  a year and still walking around huge and juiced up and do not get the message , chances are all those hoes will be making  mocking videos of you after you are gone..
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on May 01, 2024, 01:04:00 AM
Some say it was as big as the bats of his beloved Yankees, and as thick around as an Alabama football -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=212839.0;attach=869506;image).
That stone screams manchild
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Van_Bilderass on May 01, 2024, 01:09:02 AM
Is it still the case in Sweden that the police will take in anyone who look like a steroid user?

In smaller towns with not much to do. Also if the chiefs have some personal grudge against PED use. I know one guy who was taken in at a traffic stop.

In bigger towns they are forced to deal with more pressing matters although it can still happen.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Bevo on May 01, 2024, 01:12:39 AM

What a weird mesh of things on that headstone.

He should have used this pic on the headstone

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsJQFGAXgAIO9aI.jpg)
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: wes on May 01, 2024, 01:20:09 AM
He has lot’s of haters among insta hoes .He went hard  after them when they were mocking clueless gym goers .Tons of them lost memberships and even Arnold himself praised Swoll.

But on the other hand when you are in and out of hospital multiple times  a year and still walking around huge and juiced up and do not get the message , chances are all those hoes will be making  mocking videos of you after you are gone..
Karma 101
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on May 01, 2024, 03:09:08 AM
I am looking forward to reading about his demise
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: balzac on May 01, 2024, 03:17:38 AM
mental illness... they never learn
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: a_pupil on May 01, 2024, 08:51:52 AM
Some say it was as big as the bats of his beloved Yankees, and as thick around as an Alabama football -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=212839.0;attach=869506;image).

Damn 1980, I didn't know he was that young when he died.

Only 32-33, but he looked in his late 50s.

Bostin at least still passed as a guy his age when he was close to death.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Rambone on May 01, 2024, 09:24:13 AM
Some say it was as big as the bats of his beloved Yankees, and as thick around as an Alabama football -

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=212839.0;attach=869506;image).

Damn. He loved sports. Except for bodybuilding which isn’t a sport.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: BB on May 01, 2024, 09:34:24 AM
There used to be a few more photos of the stone online, but I think they got taken down because people were goofing around in the comments.

It's busy, but it fits with his personality. Chaotic, but amusing.       
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Rambone on May 01, 2024, 10:17:58 AM
BB, was this Vince’s first kill? Pass the antivenom please!
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Taffin on May 01, 2024, 10:49:24 AM
There used to be a few more photos of the stone online, but I think they got taken down because people were goofing around in the comments.

It's busy, but it fits with his personality. Chaotic, but amusing.       

And stone cold
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: BB on May 01, 2024, 10:59:00 AM
BB, was this Vince’s first kill? Pass the antivenom please!

Keith "Only Me" Jones was the first I remember, back in '11. He almost got Vince B by pointing his site to NAMBLA, but Vince survived. Then came Derek. Keith died in January, Derek in December, maybe Vince buckles down on his killing and spell casting during the Winter months.....

And stone cold

:-\  ;D.
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Post by: GymnJuice on May 01, 2024, 03:08:38 PM
Keith "Only Me" Jones was the first I remember, back in '11. He almost got Vince B by pointing his site to NAMBLA, but Vince survived. Then came Derek. Keith died in January, Derek in December, maybe Vince buckles down on his killing and spell casting during the Winter months.....

:-\  ;D.

I heard VVV killed Keith for ordering the wrong toppings on his pizza.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: oldschoolfan on May 01, 2024, 03:20:09 PM
has joey swallows ever had a real job ?

also having two heart surgeries in one year is not good he will die within 5 years.
Title: Re: Joey Swoll fugged up!
Post by: Amerian Muscle on May 01, 2024, 03:21:36 PM
has joey swallows ever had a real job ?

also having two heart surgeries in one year is not good he will die within 5 years.
doubtful. A lot of these guys are allergic to work