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[Verse 1]
The Shitter went down to Ashleys
He was lookin' for a kid to sniff
He was in a bind 'loved her behind
And he was getting very stiff
When he came across this young lady
In the shower and damn boy she was hot
And the Shitter jumped right in the shower
And Boy, did he grab her twat
[Verse 2]
I guess you didn't know it, but Joe's a kiddie diddler too
And if you'd care to take a dare, Prime's a gay caulk-sukker too
Now you suck a pretty good c0ck Prime, but give the pervert his due
Joe puts a throbbing pole against your hole, sprays you full of glue
The Pervert said, "My name's Joey, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your kid and you're gonna regret biggest perv there's ever been
[Bridge]
Joey, rosin up your cock and play your diddler hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose at Ashleys and Joe's a perv libtard
And if you win, you get this shiny wrinkled pole
But if you lose ole Joe he gets your hole...
[Verse 3]
The Pervert opened up her pants and said, "I'll start this show"
And Jizz flew from his wrinkled dink as he touched her down below
And he pulled his c0ck across her ass it made a evil hiss
And then a band of perverts libs joined in and went something like this
[Fiddle Solo]
[Verse 3]
When the perverts finsihed, Joey said
"Well, you're pretty good ole' son
But sit down in that chair like cucks
And let me show you how it's done"
[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around
[Fiddle Solo]
[Verse 4]
Joe he bowed his head when done, just him and his spent meat
And he laid that old spent condom on the ground at Ashleys feet
Joey said, come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you dear, you little *****, I'm the best there's ever been"
[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around
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Talented song writer here.
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Great work GR...............hilario us.....I played the fiddle parts in my head! LOL ;D
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lololololololol...... x2 Wes.
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lololololololol...... x2 Wes.
Thx Brother Wiggs and Wes... Yup, I did the same thing while writing it, singing the fiddle solos... 8)
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;D
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Somelne please add this to Fitness Frenzys thread.....I can`t seen to find it....it`s a more than worthy addition. ;D
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I think that's your best work so far, GR.
Outstanding.
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Absolutely fantastic, brother. ;D
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Absolutely fantastic, brother. ;D
LOL :)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNqx3DKXoAAp5Od?format=jpg&name=large)
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Good version Rat, I like this one too.
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Good version Rat, I like this one too.
I love Primus, Claypool is one of my bass idols, amazing player...
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This board not only attracts weirdos (I’m an absolute weirdo)
but geniuses also
Or genii?
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This board not only attracts weirdos (I’m an absolute weirdo)
but geniuses also
Or genii?
Not sure which one you are calling me Dave, but I'll take either (or both) ;)
We actually recorded a song back in the late 80's called "Ned Beatty's Cheeks" and it was hilarious. (Deliverance Hillbilly rape).
I wish I could find it, we lost the recording in a house move...
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I love Primus, Claypool is one of my bass idols, amazing player...
Saw them live in the early nineties in South Beach, Miami.
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The shitter went down on Georgia (aged 8 )
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The shitter went down on Georgia (aged 8 )
LOL.. Yup, believable...
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Weird al ain't got nothing on you G.R. ;D
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Weird al ain't got nothing on you G.R. ;D
Thx Buddy! :D :D
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Excellent piece of work GR 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
👊🏻👍🏻
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This great piece of work shall live in infamy as I have added it to Fitness Frenzys thread.