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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Darren Avey on June 11, 2024, 04:18:42 AM
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Bhanks ragdolls him I imagine!
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7 280 would be pretty small. I know it was one guy who was 7 and another 280 but he said rolled into one. That would be one lanky bastard but if a good fighter would be hard to beat a 7 guy with skills and reach.
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7 280 would be pretty small. I know it was one guy who was 7 and another 280 but he said rolled into one. That would be one lanky bastard but if a good fighter would be hard to beat a 7 guy with skills and reach.
Bhanks would single leg him with ease
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Did i read that correctly? He took dumps and threw it to other guys to make them pay? Did he learned it from chimps?
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7 280 would be pretty small. I know it was one guy who was 7 and another 280 but he said rolled into one. That would be one lanky bastard but if a good fighter would be hard to beat a 7 guy with skills and reach.
Yeah, that's hard to imagine. I mean, Tyson Fury is listed at 6'9" and fights around 270. Even with the roll of blubber around his belly he's pretty lanky.
I know a guy who was a prison guard in Louisiana. He always said that every time someone would come to jail who everyone thought was the biggest baddest guy around, it would only be a matter of time before someone else came along who would beat them.
Some of the stories he told me reminded me of ESFitness stories. ESF once gave an example of 30 convicts sitting in a room, watching TV, no one saying shit, tense atmosphere, then another convict walks in the room, goes immediately to the TV and changes the channel and plops down into whatever chair he wants with no reverence at all to the other convicts.
Anyway these are the kinds of stories my buddy would tell. He says a guy was brought into his jail one day who had everyone intimidated, all the other convicts, all the guards, he did whatever the fuck he wanted (this was a jail in a parish that served New Orleans, these convicts were not hillbilly rednecks, these were mostly black "gangsta" types who were doing hard time, murder, robbery, rape etc...) he said stories about this guy preceded him coming to jail, all the jailhouse gossip was how this dude was so crazy, so mean, beat the fuck out of everyone blah blah blah....so he gets to jail and he beats down the previous "baddest dude" and then once he was completely subdued he sexually assaulted him.
So the story goes, one day another guy is brought into jail. The new guy wasn't trying to be the new kingpin, just stuck to himself, not particularly big, no rumors or gossip about him, not intimidating, not even trying to be. So the new guy comes in, doesn't know the program, has never heard of anyone, doesn't know the "bad ass" that everyone is terrified of, but one day has a run in with him and beats him easily, stunned him right away, reigned punches down, knocks him unconscious, jumps on him continues to pummel him while out cold.
Long story short- no matter how bad someone is, there's always someone who's got their number. Hell even Iron Brian Hankins was mercilessly beaten by Jamie Klegg.
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Jamie Klegg.
Here is something I find more interesting than the story - How the fuck can you be on this forum and misspell the legend that is Jaimie Clegg? It's never been spelled with a K, ever, and the k is not near the c on the keyboard.
I have one theory, but I will await your answer.
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Here is something I find more interesting than the story - How the fuck can you be on this forum and misspell the legend that is Jaimie Clegg? It's never been spelled with a K, ever, and the k is not near the c on the keyboard.
I have one theory, but I will await your answer.
I have no excuse for my actions. Horrible transgression. Clear violation of Getbig cannon.
Almost as bad as the time I spelled Muhammad Ali as Mohammoud Olie.
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I have no excuse for my actions. Horrible transgression. Clear violation of Getbig cannon.
Almost as bad as the time I spelled Muhammad Ali as Mohammoud Olie.
A real man owns his mistakes.
Well done.
You are hereby absolved of your transgression and we will speak of it no more.
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Hanky likes to brag how tough he is, something real tough guys don't do.
Hanky also seems to forget that while he claims so tough he also told us what a physical wreck he is with all his ailments, sometimes can't do stairs but would beat anyone ;D
Yeah, that's hard to imagine. I mean, Tyson Fury is listed at 6'9" and fights around 270. Even with the roll of blubber around his belly he's pretty lanky.
I know a guy who was a prison guard in Louisiana. He always said that every time someone would come to jail who everyone thought was the biggest baddest guy around, it would only be a matter of time before someone else came along who would beat them.
Some of the stories he told me reminded me of ESFitness stories. ESF once gave an example of 30 convicts sitting in a room, watching TV, no one saying shit, tense atmosphere, then another convict walks in the room, goes immediately to the TV and changes the channel and plops down into whatever chair he wants with no reverence at all to the other convicts.
Anyway these are the kinds of stories my buddy would tell. He says a guy was brought into his jail one day who had everyone intimidated, all the other convicts, all the guards, he did whatever the fuck he wanted (this was a jail in a parish that served New Orleans, these convicts were not hillbilly rednecks, these were mostly black "gangsta" types who were doing hard time, murder, robbery, rape etc...) he said stories about this guy preceded him coming to jail, all the jailhouse gossip was how this dude was so crazy, so mean, beat the fuck out of everyone blah blah blah....so he gets to jail and he beats down the previous "baddest dude" and then once he was completely subdued he sexually assaulted him.
So the story goes, one day another guy is brought into jail. The new guy wasn't trying to be the new kingpin, just stuck to himself, not particularly big, no rumors or gossip about him, not intimidating, not even trying to be. So the new guy comes in, doesn't know the program, has never heard of anyone, doesn't know the "bad ass" that everyone is terrified of, but one day has a run in with him and beats him easily, stunned him right away, reigned punches down, knocks him unconscious, jumps on him continues to pummel him while out cold.
Long story short- no matter how bad someone is, there's always someone who's got their number. Hell even Iron Brian Hankins was mercilessly beaten by Jamie Klegg.
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I would fight him and win, srs
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I would fight him and win, srs
Not if he sprayed you with feces you wouldn't.
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I would fight him and win, srs
Impossible to say such a thing. You can say you would fight him which is good as it means you arent a chicken shit but to say you would beat him is not true as anyone can be beaten on any given day.
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I would fight him and win, srs
No, he would lay you out with one shot and proceed to masturbate on your unconscious face.
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Sometimes can't do stairs but would beat anyone ;D
But this is quite true in any athletic men in their 50s. Be it lifting, running, combat sports etc.
You could still do it, but choose not to because first, it hurts and second it hurts more tomorrow and next week or two.
Trying to stay active, much more if you try to look the part too,
is a curious game between pleasure and pain.
Cut most of your post to not make it about Bhanks.
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I would fight him and win, srs
Bro...
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No, he would lay you out with one shot and proceed to masturbate on your unconscious face.
My wankka...
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No, he would lay you out with one shot and proceed to masturbate on your unconscious face.
LMFAO