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Title: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: affeman on September 04, 2024, 11:37:18 AM
WTF; she's still smokin' hot for 50 but that looks kinda nasty ???

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L-qLNSpJu5A/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD&rs=AOn4CLC3qB_KoRtbrjCxuhMkWtIITUl-fw)

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/AUQEo85eg0g9fxwM.5kAyg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD0xNTAw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/aol_us_weekly_474/0570adaf11095639d79572a62b115e20)
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: beakdoctor on September 04, 2024, 11:56:54 AM
Over dieted. Flat, depleted.  Mis-timed her peak by 24 years.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 04, 2024, 12:02:29 PM
Still a fucking goddess. I'd set fire to an orphanage just to have my penis crushed by those varicose meat hooks.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: affeman on September 04, 2024, 12:38:36 PM
Still a fucking goddess. I'd set fire to an orphanage just to have my penis crushed by those varicose meat hooks.

She looks almost like a different species, she has barely anything in common with the plebs surrounding her

Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: wes on September 04, 2024, 12:44:46 PM
Never thought she was all that...BUT...I`d still give her a rimjob just on general principle.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: IroNat on September 04, 2024, 12:45:07 PM
Anorexic.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: wes on September 04, 2024, 12:55:24 PM
Anorexic.
Looks terrible.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: IroNat on September 04, 2024, 01:00:38 PM
Succubus.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: wes on September 04, 2024, 01:02:17 PM
Have a pizza or two for Gods sake.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: affeman on September 04, 2024, 01:12:23 PM
Have a pizza or two for Gods sake.

She's probably workin' out like crazy to stay skinny and super-lean year-round, which is def a double-edged sword for a middle-aged woman. Remember those terrible Madonna pics from a couple of years ago.

(https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2012/01/03/09/mad-arms-415x610.jpg?width=1200)
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: 1Patrick on September 04, 2024, 01:12:48 PM
Totally photoshopped pic .Those skinny  and veiny forearms are Dj’s 181. 
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Kwon on September 04, 2024, 01:28:34 PM
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(https://images.mid-day.com/images/images/2014/dec/2brad-Angelina-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Skeletor on September 04, 2024, 01:35:44 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=350303.0;attach=385056;image)
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: snx on September 04, 2024, 02:57:35 PM
Bodybuilding is the muscle.

Easy physique to maintain; ripped without being overly ripped. Muscular without being stupidly huge.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Rambone on September 04, 2024, 03:32:04 PM
Veinier than a cock….
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Fortress on September 04, 2024, 03:42:15 PM
Looks like hammered shit.

Sickly.

And make no mistake. For these big Hollyweird events, the women are absolutely caked with plaster and assorted makeups, plus another two hours of some AIDS patient hairdresser fuckin’ about with their hair.

Add world-class fashion experts and seamstresses clothing them to optimize to the nines.

Subtract all this and you’re left with a meth-looking five on a scale.

Probably with brutal ketosis breath and frightening mental issues.

Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Rambone on September 04, 2024, 04:37:44 PM
Looks like hammered shit.

Sickly.

And make no mistake. For these big Hollyweird events, the women are absolutely caked with plaster and assorted makeups, plus another two hours of some AIDS patient hairdresser fuckin’ about with their hair.

Add world-class fashion experts and seamstresses clothing them to optimize to the nines.

Subtract all this and you’re left with a meth-looking five on a scale.

Probably with brutal ketosis breath and frightening mental issues.

I read this in John Rocker’s voice
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: IroNat on September 04, 2024, 05:37:56 PM
Looks like hammered shit.

Sickly.

And make no mistake. For these big Hollyweird events, the women are absolutely caked with plaster and assorted makeups, plus another two hours of some AIDS patient hairdresser fuckin’ about with their hair.

Add world-class fashion experts and seamstresses clothing them to optimize to the nines.

Subtract all this and you’re left with a meth-looking five on a scale.

Probably with brutal ketosis breath and frightening mental issues.



World class imagery.

I actually smelled the breath.

Well done!
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: The Scott on September 04, 2024, 05:47:25 PM
Looks like hammered shit.

Sickly.

And make no mistake. For these big Hollyweird events, the women are absolutely caked with plaster and assorted makeups, plus another two hours of some AIDS patient hairdresser fuckin’ about with their hair.

Add world-class fashion experts and seamstresses clothing them to optimize to the nines.

Subtract all this and you’re left with a meth-looking five on a scale.

Probably with brutal ketosis breath and frightening mental issues.

Superbly written!

She looks, "souled out".   
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: jude2 on September 04, 2024, 06:23:22 PM
Really low bodyfat, crazy vascularity.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: affeman on September 04, 2024, 10:20:28 PM
Looks like hammered shit.

Sickly.

And make no mistake. For these big Hollyweird events, the women are absolutely caked with plaster and assorted makeups, plus another two hours of some AIDS patient hairdresser fuckin’ about with their hair.

Add world-class fashion experts and seamstresses clothing them to optimize to the nines.

Subtract all this and you’re left with a meth-looking five on a scale.

Probably with brutal ketosis breath and frightening mental issues.

Bro...

Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: kreator on September 04, 2024, 10:42:41 PM
Overrated AF
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 05, 2024, 12:38:59 AM
Overrated AF
Cute when she was younger. Scary looking now.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on September 05, 2024, 12:58:43 AM
She wears fur
Mentally ill
Loads of adopted children
Endless feuds with her family and ex relationships.

What was Brad thinking?
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Kwon on September 05, 2024, 01:18:25 AM
She wears fur
Mentally ill
Loads of adopted children
Endless feuds with her family and ex relationships.

What was Brad thinking?

Brad wised up in the end and left her
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: falco on September 05, 2024, 02:58:30 AM
She wears fur
Mentally ill
Loads of adopted children
Endless feuds with her family and ex relationships.

What was Brad thinking?

He wasn't. His dick was.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: IroNat on September 05, 2024, 04:16:38 AM
She wears fur
Mentally ill
Loads of adopted children
Endless feuds with her family and ex relationships.

What was Brad thinking?

That is fake fur no doubt.

All other points noted.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: balzac on September 05, 2024, 11:21:26 AM
Overrated AF

Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: gib on September 05, 2024, 11:37:56 AM
I've met her a few times actually, on social occasions in Monaco and in Paris. Once was at a cocktail function, and another was by pure chance sitting at table in a restaurant, literally the table right next to where she was sitting with a film-producer looking type guy.

If you think she is skinny in these pix, let me tell you she is even more skinny and veins like that in real life - and not in a good way. She looks much better in movies than in real life.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: affeman on September 05, 2024, 11:40:12 AM
I've met her a few time actually, on social occasions in Monaco and in Paris. Once was at a cocktail function, and another was by pure chance sitting at table in a restaurant, literally the table right next to where she was sitting with a film-producer looking type guy.

(https://saturdaynightscreening.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/south-park-warcraft.jpg?w=640)
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 05, 2024, 03:44:51 PM
She needs to eat ice cream every day till she puts on womanly healthy amount of fat.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 06, 2024, 12:34:39 AM
She needs to eat ice cream every day till she puts on womanly healthy amount of fat.
Or guzzle protein straight from the tap.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: 20inch calves on September 06, 2024, 02:28:35 PM
Never understood Brad Pitt  chosing her. It must be hard finding someone that wants to be with u for u. I personally would rather have a woman outside of Hollywood.  They are all crazy but her especially
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: kreator on September 06, 2024, 02:35:42 PM
Never understood Brad Pitt  chosing her. It must be hard finding someone that wants to be with u for u. I personally would rather have a woman outside of Hollywood.  They are all crazy but her especially

I have a feeling these Hollyweirdos have scripted relationship by the powers that run the whole thing behind the scenes
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: G_Thang on September 06, 2024, 03:13:41 PM
Anorexic.

(https://www.franchisechatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/McDonalds-Big-Mac-Meal.jpg)

I bet she'd fill out overnight
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: G_Thang on September 06, 2024, 03:18:03 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zDnKBT5IoyA/hqdefault.jpg)

Honorable Mention Anorexic Hall of Fame Nominee
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: falco on September 06, 2024, 03:18:33 PM
Never understood Brad Pitt  chosing her. It must be hard finding someone that wants to be with u for u. I personally would rather have a woman outside of Hollywood.  They are all crazy but her especially
Maybe Brad isnt the cool cat he appears to be.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: joswift on September 06, 2024, 03:32:51 PM
Maybe Brad isnt the cool cat he appears to be.

maybe hes like the nerdy gym instructor in "Burn after Reading"
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: IroNat on September 06, 2024, 04:35:03 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zDnKBT5IoyA/hqdefault.jpg)

Honorable Mention Anorexic Hall of Fame Nominee

Holy Biafran Spice Girl, Batman!

Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Rambone on September 06, 2024, 04:52:29 PM
Nobody had vascularity like Linda Hamilton. It was her bad breath and smelly pussy that supposedly hindered her career
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: falco on September 06, 2024, 05:17:13 PM
maybe hes like the nerdy gym instructor in "Burn after Reading"
Welcome.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 07, 2024, 01:55:55 AM
Nobody had vascularity like Linda Hamilton. It was her bad breath and smelly pussy that supposedly hindered her career
She should have douched and used mouthwash.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: wes on September 07, 2024, 01:59:46 AM
Nobody had vascularity like Linda Hamilton. It was her bad breath and smelly pussy that supposedly hindered her career
Matt C. informed that she did have a fishy smelling slit which caused him to go into EXTREME PARSH MODE!!!!!
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: wes on September 07, 2024, 02:00:43 AM
She should have douched and used mouthwash.
I got some fucking mouthwash I`d be willing to give her!  :D
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 07, 2024, 02:05:28 AM
I got some fucking mouthwash I`d be willing to give her!  :D
Protein flavored.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: wes on September 07, 2024, 02:09:52 AM
Protein flavored.
Straight from the tap brother!   ;D
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: njflex on September 07, 2024, 04:26:12 AM
Straight from the tap brother!   ;D
That’s the spirit Wes!!!!
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 07, 2024, 04:39:12 AM
Maybe Brad isnt the cool cat he appears to be.

Yikes! He looks like a gloriously youthful person who is so visually striking that if you saw him in person, you'd be blown away. His features appear to be almost perfectly symmetrical and proportional. He's a man with pale blue/green eyes and light flawless skin. He's masculine in terms of his facial structure and physical build. The only flaw I see is that he is too perfect, which sometimes translates to being pretty...a term best saved for females.

Being handsome is great. But, it isn't enough. What else does he have going on? Does he have substance? Is he intelligent? Is he interesting? Does he have a good sense of humor? Is he compassionate? Is he romantic? Is he a winner? Is he sexual?

I've met people who were so beautiful or handsome that at first that's all you saw about them. Once they started talking and you looked deeper, you were let down because you realized their good looks were all there was positive about them. They were just a beautiful storefront on an outhouse. You cannot judge a book by its cover.

For his sake, I hope he's got more going for himself than just how well he photographs.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: wes on September 07, 2024, 05:47:52 AM
That’s the spirit Wes!!!!
:D
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: IroNat on September 07, 2024, 06:50:40 AM
Yikes! He looks like a gloriously youthful person who is so visually striking that if you saw him in person, you'd be blown away. His features appear to be almost perfectly symmetrical and proportional. He's a man with pale blue/green eyes and light flawless skin. He's masculine in terms of his facial structure and physical build. The only flaw I see is that he is too perfect, which sometimes translates to being pretty...a term best saved for females.

Being handsome is great. But, it isn't enough. What else does he have going on? Does he have substance? Is he intelligent? Is he interesting? Does he have a good sense of humor? Is he compassionate? Is he romantic? Is he a winner? Is he sexual?

I've met people who were so beautiful or handsome that at first that's all you saw about them. Once they started talking and you looked deeper, you were let down because you realized their good looks were all there was positive about them. They were just a beautiful storefront on an outhouse. You cannot judge a book by its cover.

For his sake, I hope he's got more going for himself than just how well he photographs.


Pitt has acne scars on his face.  Hardly perfect.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Fortress on September 07, 2024, 08:32:23 AM
Yikes! He looks like a gloriously youthful person who is so visually striking that if you saw him in person, you'd be blown away. His features appear to be almost perfectly symmetrical and proportional. He's a man with pale blue/green eyes and light flawless skin. He's masculine in terms of his facial structure and physical build. The only flaw I see is that he is too perfect, which sometimes translates to being pretty...a term best saved for females.

Just suck his cock already.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 07, 2024, 08:46:53 AM
Just suck his cock already.

It's a copy/paste of a classic Primemuscle post, Fortress. I would never write such a thing myself, lol.
Title: Re: Crazy vascularity !!
Post by: Kwon on September 07, 2024, 08:47:33 AM
Maybe Brad isnt the cool cat he appears to be.

Yikes! He looks like a gloriously youthful person who is so visually striking that if you saw him in person, you'd be blown away. His features appear to be almost perfectly symmetrical and proportional. He's a man with pale blue/green eyes and light flawless skin. He's masculine in terms of his facial structure and physical build. The only flaw I see is that he is too perfect, which sometimes translates to being pretty...a term best saved for females.

Being handsome is great. But, it isn't enough. What else does he have going on? Does he have substance? Is he intelligent? Is he interesting? Does he have a good sense of humor? Is he compassionate? Is he romantic? Is he a winner? Is he sexual?

I've met people who were so beautiful or handsome that at first that's all you saw about them. Once they started talking and you looked deeper, you were let down because you realized their good looks were all there was positive about them. They were just a beautiful storefront on an outhouse. You cannot judge a book by its cover.

For his sake, I hope he's got more going for himself than just how well he photographs.

- Prime