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Title: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 05, 2024, 01:27:54 PM
Comrades,

In these turbulent and divisive times, if there's one thing we bodybuilders can all agree on, it's that a man with six-pack abs and a toned chest gets the ladies wetter than a Downie's chin.

The mere sight of such a distinctly masculine and virile physique is well known to engender a primitive evolutionary reaction in a woman's hypothalamus, prompting unrestrained gawking, seductive lip biting, and rapid vaginal dilation (henceforth referred to as 'fanny tingling').

Indeed, biologically speaking, we may as well be carrying around a giant neon sign that flashes 'fucking jackpot.' That's why today I'd like to invite you all to contribute with your individual experiences in order to make this thread the definitive work on the subject. Gentlemen, the floor is yours:
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Grape Ape on September 05, 2024, 01:31:43 PM
Is this a specific Handling of the Women, or is it just the Handling of Women...in General?

Need to ensure you attract the desired audience.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 05, 2024, 01:37:30 PM
Is this a specific Handling of the Women, or is it just the Handling of Women...in General?

Need to ensure you attract the desired audience.

An important question, Grape. It was intended to be the handling of women 'in general', but I was stopped in my tracks by the word limit of the title.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Grape Ape on September 05, 2024, 01:40:49 PM
An important question, Grape. It was intended to be the Handling of Women 'in general', but I was stopped in my tracks by the word limit of the title.

We will see if any posters doctor up some ideas to shoulder the load of the conversation here.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Hulkotron on September 05, 2024, 01:41:25 PM
At least you are for dicks.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 02:00:31 PM
Comrades,

In these turbulent and divisive times, if there's one thing we bodybuilders can all agree on, it's that a man with six-pack abs and a toned chest gets the ladies wetter than a Downie's chin.

The mere sight of such a distinctly masculine and virile physique is well known to engender a primitive evolutionary reaction in a woman's hypothalamus, prompting unrestrained gawking, seductive lip biting, and rapid vaginal dilation (henceforth referred to as 'fanny tingling').

Indeed, biologically speaking, we may as well be carrying around a giant neon sign that flashes 'fucking jackpot.' That's why today I'd like to invite you all to contribute with your individual experiences in order to make this thread the definitive work on the subject. Gentlemen, the floor is yours:
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Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 02:02:18 PM
An important question, Grape. It was intended to be the handling of women 'in general', but I was stopped in my tracks by the word limit of the title.
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Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Skeletor on September 05, 2024, 02:02:40 PM
We will see if any posters doctor up some ideas to shoulder the load of the conversation here.

Subtle.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 02:05:55 PM
At least you are for dicks.

AGAIN I AM GOING TO WIN THE CLASSIC 1000% I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO SHOWS UP NO ONE OVER 40 IS BEATING ME AUGUST 10TH IN CLASSIC PHYSIQUE

Definitely is for dicks.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 05, 2024, 02:12:58 PM
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I knew you were going to get me with that meme before I posted it. In my defense, though, I'm only answering the request of a poster. At least I'm for dicks.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on September 05, 2024, 02:21:04 PM
At least you are for dicks.

What did that bodybuilder mean by this exactly? Serious question.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 02:25:40 PM
I knew you were going to get me with that meme before I posted it. In my defense, though, I'm only answering the request of a poster. At least I'm for dicks.
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Doctor Deltoid is very interested in getting this female tacobender sexually aroused.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Grape Ape on September 05, 2024, 02:27:28 PM
What did that bodybuilder mean by this exactly? Serious question.

What he meant was Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.

Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).

They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 02:28:07 PM
What did that bodybuilder mean by this exactly? Serious question.
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Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: BigRo on September 05, 2024, 02:30:18 PM
Mr Dick Shelf himself ^^^
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 05, 2024, 02:36:22 PM
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Doctor Deltoid is very interested in getting this female tacobender sexually aroused.

LOL. Been a while since we've seen TITTY BOY around here. I do hope he's okay at least.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on September 05, 2024, 02:46:37 PM
Bros, for real, what did the bb mean saying that? It's bothering me  ??? ;D
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: IroNat on September 05, 2024, 02:49:28 PM
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: mops on September 05, 2024, 02:55:07 PM
What did that bodybuilder mean by this exactly? Serious question.

English auto-translation of "ake aspoñ ste za kokotov" in Slovak.

Im not fluent in this language per se, but its structure and root words are familiar.

To me it roughly means, "What a bunch of fаgs/dickheads you are, holy shit"
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 05, 2024, 02:55:50 PM
Bros, for real, what did the bb mean saying that? It's bothering me  ??? ;D

Fuck knows, mate. It was some brutal broken-English that probably meant something along the lines of 'at minimum, you're clearly a fag' or 'at the very least, you're a cock lover', or something like that.

Edit: or more likely what Mops just said, then.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 03:04:32 PM
Bros, for real, what did the bb mean saying that? It's bothering me  ??? ;D

I think it translates loosely to, “these two have had more dick inside them than Hanes underwear.”
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 03:07:57 PM
English auto-translation of "ake aspoñ ste za kokotov" in Slovak.

Im not fluent in this language per se, but its structure and root words are very familiar.

To me it sounds like "What a bunch of fаgs/dickheads you are, holy shit"

Some don’t hide the fact they are for dicks.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: mops on September 05, 2024, 03:11:42 PM
Some don’t hide the fact they are for dicks.

agreed

(https://i.postimg.cc/nztYGmmm/PSX-20240713-202425.jpg)
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 03:27:16 PM
agreed

(https://i.postimg.cc/nztYGmmm/PSX-20240713-202425.jpg)

The real reason they don’t make gloryholes out of plexiglass….
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Sandrock on September 05, 2024, 03:35:43 PM
Krizo gets the chicks by calling inferior men fags.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Hulkotron on September 05, 2024, 04:04:52 PM
Bros, for real, what did the bb mean saying that? It's bothering me  ??? ;D

Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: JustPlaneJane on September 05, 2024, 05:08:51 PM
Krizzo - Shizzo

Fat - Fat

Bald - Bald

For the dick - For the dick

It’s obviously the same person.
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 05, 2024, 05:29:37 PM
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Doctor Deltoid is very interested in getting this female tacobender sexually aroused.


Looks like Meatloaf in Fight Club
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: irishdave on September 07, 2024, 06:37:42 AM
The real reason they don’t make gloryholes out of plexiglass….

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Treatise on the Subject of Female Sexual Arousal and the Handling of Women.
Post by: King Shizzo on September 07, 2024, 07:24:58 AM
Krizzo - Shizzo

Fat - Fat

Bald - Bald

For the dick - For the dick

It’s obviously the same person.