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Title: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Darren Avey on September 10, 2024, 09:54:20 AM
Lol embarrassing. 
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Fortress on September 10, 2024, 10:45:22 AM
His head is alarmingly small.

Zero proportion.

Looks utterly ridiculous.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: falco on September 10, 2024, 10:52:28 AM
Whose car is it?
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 10, 2024, 11:26:03 AM
I can just picture his self-esteem being mercilessly crushed by a barrage of insults from the group of 12-year-olds outside his local cornershop if he got out of his car looking like that. Would be hilarious to see him helplessly snarl and gurn as everyone's shouting "wanker" and "faggot" at him, lololol.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on September 10, 2024, 11:37:33 AM
Seems a BMW i8 convertible. Does he really fit in?
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: The Scott on September 10, 2024, 04:05:27 PM
It looks as though his body has begun to reject his body.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: BB on September 10, 2024, 04:17:26 PM
Lol embarrassing.

We are all mourning Illia Golem in our own way. No need to make fun of Martyn.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: wes on September 10, 2024, 04:54:33 PM
He looks like he`s dressed for Halloween.

Halo Weenie Of Peace
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 10, 2024, 04:56:52 PM
i bet he rented that car for the day . what does he actually do for money besides selling his creepy ass to hairy schmoes in dubai
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 10, 2024, 05:29:51 PM
I always wondered what guys like him do for money. So many in the subculture of bodybuilding don't seem to have employment yet they have money for bodybuilding drugs and apartments. How does that work?
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Sandrock on September 10, 2024, 05:36:25 PM
Seems a BMW i8 convertible. Does he really fit in?

No, but he can fit the entire BMW in his asshole.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Schnauzer on September 10, 2024, 06:27:28 PM
Nah. Martyn's a good dude.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Sandrock on September 10, 2024, 06:54:49 PM
Uncrowned Mr. Olympia
Uncrowned UFC Heavyweight Champion
Uncrowned Charlotte Cup Winner
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: falco on September 11, 2024, 02:33:22 AM
i bet he rented that car for the day . what does he actually do for money besides selling his creepy ass to hairy schmoes in dubai

He asks the schmoes to take pictures with their car.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Kwon on September 11, 2024, 05:44:40 AM
Nah. Martyn's a good dude.

He's actually a funny guy!

Good dude too!
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on September 11, 2024, 08:27:34 AM
I always wondered what guys like him do for money. So many in the subculture of bodybuilding don't seem to have employment yet they have money for bodybuilding drugs and apartments. How does that work?


Pre fast internet they had to prostitute themselves, do personal training, do seminars, sell bodybuilding t-shirts, autohraphed photos and such, or bodybuilding courses how to get big.

Now I guess it's mainly social media?
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Royalty on September 11, 2024, 10:15:57 AM
Arms are getting small
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Royalty on September 11, 2024, 10:26:19 AM
Soon he will resemble Ned Ryerson.

Bing


Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 11, 2024, 12:15:00 PM

Pre fast internet they had to prostitute themselves, do personal training, do seminars, sell bodybuilding t-shirts, autohraphed photos and such, or bodybuilding courses how to get big.

Now I guess it's mainly social media?

I guess social media can do it. I heard of plenty of you tube people that have a lot of likes and subscribers that are making a nice check.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 12, 2024, 12:55:12 AM
I always wondered what guys like him do for money. So many in the subculture of bodybuilding don't seem to have employment yet they have money for bodybuilding drugs and apartments. How does that work?
Sell drugs and ass.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 12, 2024, 04:36:19 AM
Sell drugs and ass.

Yes, many users find it very lucrative to cut out their drug dealer and to become the drug dealer. Their drug physique is great advertisement for their product.  Around 1980 there was a guy in the gym where I trained that was known as the guy. Sold all the drugs out of the trunk of his brand new car at the gym and he trained at various gyms in the area to maximize sales. He had no apparent job. He looked pretty good but never a top tier type guy. He was around 45 and had the 22 year old hot girlfriend. He was entertaining in the gym because he loved opera and would sing loud in his booming voice. Many years later I was at the beach and who do I see in the water? He recognized me and started breaking out into an opera song. Maybe I was a prick but at this stage of my life I didn't want to be associated with him and ignored him like I didn't know him.

In an unrelated story one of his customers was pretty successful winning small contests in the area trying to make it big. He got into fight with live in girlfriend and stabbed her to death with a steak knife.  Not saying it was the drugs but I'm sure being very aggressive and agitated didn't help with his decision to snap.
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: funk51 on September 12, 2024, 04:44:02 AM
 It looks like he lowered the dose, he's definitely in between oil changes and I don't mean the car. ::)
Title: Re: Martyn ford is such a cringe c. T
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 13, 2024, 12:58:58 AM
Yes, many users find it very lucrative to cut out their drug dealer and to become the drug dealer. Their drug physique is great advertisement for their product.  Around 1980 there was a guy in the gym where I trained that was known as the guy. Sold all the drugs out of the trunk of his brand new car at the gym and he trained at various gyms in the area to maximize sales. He had no apparent job. He looked pretty good but never a top tier type guy. He was around 45 and had the 22 year old hot girlfriend. He was entertaining in the gym because he loved opera and would sing loud in his booming voice. Many years later I was at the beach and who do I see in the water? He recognized me and started breaking out into an opera song. Maybe I was a prick but at this stage of my life I didn't want to be associated with him and ignored him like I didn't know him.

In an unrelated story one of his customers was pretty successful winning small contests in the area trying to make it big. He got into fight with live in girlfriend and stabbed her to death with a steak knife.  Not saying it was the drugs but I'm sure being very aggressive and agitated didn't help with his decision to snap.
Was he jacked when you saw him in the water or had he gotten fat?