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What would you do if you walked out of your front door one morning and find yourself in the presence of a full grown adult African Lion? He's pacing back forth slowly looking as confused as you are. He's not pissed but he has the potential to be. You are not armed it's you, your keys, and wallet.
You're 10 feet outside of your door and you already locked it. You're concerned any sudden movement will change the lions mood. You 're facing each other but he's about 20 feet away. FYI, that fucker will have no problems reaching you in 3 bounds if needed. What do you do?
The only thing I can say for certain is manage your emotions.
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What would you do if you walked out of your front door one morning and find yourself in the presence of a full grown adult African Lion. He's pacing back forth looking as confused as you are. He's not pissed but he has the potential to be. You are not armed it's you, your keys, and wallet.
You're 10 feet outside of your door and you already locked it. You're concerned any sudden movement will change the lions mood. You 're facing each other but he's about 20 feet away. FYI, that fucker will have no problems reaching you in 3 bounds if needed. What do you do?
The only thing I can say for certain is manage your emotions.
I have a friend (she is in her late 70s now) who early (2 a.m. or so) one morning walked out of her home to be greeted by a large coyote. She froze while looking at the animal and then all of a sudden it looked to one side and then leapt away and hauled buttocks down the street. She looked not far down the street and saw a very LARGE Mountain Lion, staring at her. That animal could easily make a few leaps and be on her.
She maintained eye contact and literally backed up her driveway and then backwards up the stairs and into her home and called the Sheriff and Animal Control. They both confirmed she had correctly done all she could do and was fortunate to be alive.
I am a gimp that has been (as we used to say in the early '70s!) "Spocked out" by plenty of coyotes as they know I am lame and easy prey. I do not carry but I have done all that I can to look larger than I am and I am using metal crutches and show them to the animals. If attacked I am likely toast. Just not "French" toast as I am not dying without a fight.
As a young child I defended myself against a German Shepard as it shook me like a toy in its teeth until I grabbled hold of its testicles and using all my retard strength crushed them until it screamed in agony letting me go.
But yeah. I would likely lose to an African Lion. Hopefully I would at least have an instant massive heart attack and he gets a cold dinner. That was my youngest brother's best defense against a vampire attack. Makes sense to me! ;D
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You're lion. That could never happen.
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I would be more concerned about the lions feelings if confronted by a black man
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I`d simply play dead
......until it killed me.
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I would remain still but if the lion attacked would use bjj on it.
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I would remain still but if the lion attacked would use bjj on it.
Why go to the extreme.....just ragdoll it as if you were Hanky vs. Mike Tyson?
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I would hit a Most Muscular.
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I would stay completely frozen.
But my main man bhanks would take down a full grown male lion in about 6 seconds.
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I would hit a Most Muscular.
Beat me to it!
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Well, now I would see the lion and say "Fuck, Wiggs tried to warn me about this"
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First of course you evacuate your bowels.
Then you're on your own.
HTH
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What would you do if you walked out of your front door one morning and find yourself in the presence of a full grown adult African Lion? He's pacing back forth slowly looking as confused as you are. He's not pissed but he has the potential to be. You are not armed it's you, your keys, and wallet.
You're 10 feet outside of your door and you already locked it. You're concerned any sudden movement will change the lions mood. You 're facing each other but he's about 20 feet away. FYI, that fucker will have no problems reaching you in 3 bounds if needed. What do you do?
The only thing I can say for certain is manage your emotions.
I'd make sure my wallet was secure....that's for sure. ;D
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Log onto GB from my phone and ask for advice.
...And wish I lived in Springfield.
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Back up slowly to my door and unlock it whilst looking the lion in the eye. Once in my house I’d lock the door and call animal control. If it wasn’t aggressive I wouldn’t shoot it or want it put down. I’d be frightened no doubt.
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What would you do if you walked out of your front door one morning and find yourself in the presence of a full grown adult African Lion? He's pacing back forth slowly looking as confused as you are. He's not pissed but he has the potential to be. You are not armed it's you, your keys, and wallet.
You're 10 feet outside of your door and you already locked it. You're concerned any sudden movement will change the lions mood. You 're facing each other but he's about 20 feet away. FYI, that fucker will have no problems reaching you in 3 bounds if needed. What do you do?
The only thing I can say for certain is manage your emotions.
Do the pss pss pss thing and call him over.
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The lion of Lebanon? Well in this case I just hope I'm already wearing my grass stained sneakers
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People are 10,000 times more dangerous than any large animal.
As animals are concerned the danger is in the small ones: disease spreading mosquitoes and ticks for example.
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Back up slowly to my door and unlock it whilst looking the lion in the eye. Once in my house I’d lock the door and call animal control. If it wasn’t aggressive I wouldn’t shoot it or want it put down. I’d be frightened no doubt.
This.
Not sure about the eye contact though. Do they take it as a challenge/threat?
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Just walk away. The lion won't attack unless threatened. Ever watch the Jackass movie where the midget grabbed the lion's tail?
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Hope it'd just finished eating..?
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Just walk away. The lion won't attack unless threatened. Ever watch the Jackass movie where the midget grabbed the lion's tail?
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Hankins, off topic question. Survival scenario, if you had to eat Rocky or Duke, which are you picking?
As for the original question, the just walk away answer seems the best. It tends to work with most animals, especially if they're well fed, and not in packs*. When you dilly-dally around things, that seems to cause problems. Slowly leave the immediate area, then really leave or get help.
* The Tsavo Maneaters - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters .
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Hankins, off topic question. Survival scenario, if you had to eat Rocky or Duke, which are you picking?
As for the original question, the just walk away answer seems the best. It tends to work with most animals, especially if they're well fed, and not in packs*. When you dilly-dally around things, that seems to cause problems. Slow leave the immediate area, then really leave or get help.
* The Tsavo Maneaters - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters .
I would eat you before I would eat Duke or Rocky. My pets can hunt they will bring me food
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I would eat you before
How dare you! I wish I could make a cannibalism joke about you, but we've seen the contest pics, not much meat on you at all.
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I would eat you before I would eat Duke or Rocky. My pets can hunt they will bring me food
Hanky would your dog let a lion get within 10 feet of your front door?
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Hanky would your dog let a lion get within 10 feet of your front door?
Well, the door is typically closed, and the dog is inside. 20 years from now in my old age after duke has passed and the kids are gone, I will probably get a snow leopard
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Well, the door is typically closed, and the dog is inside. 20 years from now in my old age after duke has passed and the kids are gone, I will probably get a snow leopard
20 years from now Emma will be celebrating your 18 year death anniversary with 'a group of local rappers'. face like a plasterers radio.
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20 years from now Emma will be celebrating your 18 year death anniversary with 'a group of local rappers'. face like a plasterers radio.
My wife is a Saint. I am sorry you don't all have someone like that in your life. Sometimes I have to remind myself you and Josh and Jeff are just mad and hateful because you don't have that in your life.
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Sorry Brian my gf is a Chancery barrister 15 years my junior. We have a great life. We aren't in each other pockets and she doesn't have a say in my money or investments. We get together go nice places eat out go hotels fuck a lot and then she works hard and I do my thing. I would never be stupid enough to get married again. If you have money you have to be an imbecile to do so- pre-nuts aren't anywhere near watertight anymore Brian and when she divorces you yours dog will wipe the floor with you.
As for her being a saint she has to be to put up with you.
But lets have it right- through picture you put up on here voluntarily...
Your wife is an abject fucking dog with an ironing board arse, no tits, hillbilly teeth, rank scarecrow hair. She now appears to be engaged in that much eating that her name is Mrs Creosote.
I would tell her this to her face in your company and you would look the other way or call security. you beta bitch.
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I can climb onto my garage roof pretty fast so I’d climb that hoping it can’t reach me before I do and thst it hopefully can’t run up walls like normal cats do then run over garage roof and jump into back garden and in back door
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What would you do if you walked out of your front door one morning and find yourself in the presence of a full grown adult African Lion? He's pacing back forth slowly looking as confused as you are. He's not pissed but he has the potential to be. You are not armed it's you, your keys, and wallet.
You're 10 feet outside of your door and you already locked it. You're concerned any sudden movement will change the lions mood. You 're facing each other but he's about 20 feet away. FYI, that fucker will have no problems reaching you in 3 bounds if needed. What do you do?
The only thing I can say for certain is manage your emotions.
I'd slowly and casually walk back to the door, unlock it and close the door.
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Sorry Brian my gf is a Chancery barrister 15 years my junior. We have a great life. We aren't in each other pockets and she doesn't have a say in my money or investments. We get together go nice places eat out go hotels fuck a lot and then she works hard and I do my thing. I would never be stupid enough to get married again. If you have money you have to be an imbecile to do so- pre-nuts aren't anywhere near watertight anymore Brian and when she divorces you yours dog will wipe the floor with you.
As for her being a saint she has to be to put up with you.
But lets have it right- through picture you put up on here voluntarily...
Your wife is an abject fucking dog with an ironing board arse, no tits, hillbilly teeth, rank scarecrow hair. She now appears to be engaged in that much eating that her name is Mrs Creosote.
I would tell her this to her face in your company and you would look the other way or call security. you beta bitch.
I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have more to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool. Like they cant handle the challenge of a good partner their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.
Its not just about having someone to go to a fancy expensive dinner you can always find a younger prettier woman willing to let you buy them dinner. It's about having someone to share coffee with in the morning and plan your day with.
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I can climb onto my garage roof pretty fast so I’d climb that hoping it can’t reach me before I do and thst it hopefully can’t run up walls like normal cats do then run over garage roof and jump into back garden and in back door
Running is the worst thing you can do.
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I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have ore to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool. Like they cant handle the challenge of a good woman their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.
you never leave your house to talk to anyone, you havent been out in a social situation for over a year, the last time was playing crazy golf with Ems friends, and then meeting coach for lunch then shitting on him.
when was the last time to advised anyone about a relationship?
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you never leave your house to talk to anyone, you havent been out in a social situation for over a year, the last time was playing crazy golf with Ems friends, and then meeting coach for lunch then shitting on him.
when was the last time to advised anyone about a relationship?
48 seconds ago
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48 seconds ago
that was you criticisng a members relationship
Go read all your post
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you never leave your house to talk to anyone, you havent been out in a social situation for over a year, the last time was playing crazy golf with Ems friends, and then meeting coach for lunch then shitting on him.
when was the last time to advised anyone about a relationship?
his whole life is getbig lol... total fuck up and loser in life w no real friends... except for the gay one he fought rednecks for 30 years ago in the herpes thread hahaha
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I would scream, "Are you not entertained?"
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I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have more to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool. Like they cant handle the challenge of a good partner their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.
Its not just about having someone to go to a fancy expensive dinner you can always find a younger prettier woman willing to let you buy them dinner. It's about having someone to share coffee with in the morning and plan your day with.
thanks MATE!
I've now ditched her and am looking for a dried up old hag to piss and moan at me all day.
I don't want it to last- I want it to serve a purpose in my life for as long as it does. Once it stops she is gone. And I will get another. And we split every fucking bill- a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.
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I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have more to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool. Like they cant handle the challenge of a good partner their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.
Its not just about having someone to go to a fancy expensive dinner you can always find a younger prettier woman willing to let you buy them dinner. It's about having someone to share coffee with in the morning and plan your day with.
Is that how you felt when scraping with spendromes mum?
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thanks MATE!
I've now ditched her and am looking for a dried up old hag to piss and moan at me all day.
I don't want it to last- I want it to serve a purpose in my life for as long as it does. Once it stops she is gone. And I will get another. And we split every fucking bill- a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.
Lol ok you are just going to keep pulling younger and hotter woman the older and older you get
Sucks you have to count everybill
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Lol ok you are just going to keep pulling younger and hotter woman the older and older you get
Sucks you have to count everybill
Not as much as it sucks losing half of everything when Fatema drops you.
Your wife is a 4 out of 10. A fucking 4. But at least you are in the same lane. Thats why you produced such a moose ugly offspring who you were touting on here yesterday. Sick sick sick individual- Jen needs to know about this- don't worry Whiney Briany it was screenshotted.
Bottom line Brian you said I was lonely I am not I am in a relationship on my terms not paying my drug counsellor to live with me.
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I would scream, "Are you not entertained?"
:D
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I would look at my life’s decisions and wonder where I fucked up badly enough to move to Africa.