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Title: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Kwon on September 27, 2024, 09:54:19 AM
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: funk51 on September 27, 2024, 10:35:00 AM
   
   
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Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: funk51 on September 27, 2024, 11:05:59 AM
   
   here's a good one for you K-MAN
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Skeletor on September 27, 2024, 11:22:06 AM
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Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Cook on September 27, 2024, 11:48:31 AM
I read Huckleberry Finn when I was a kid.There was a guy with a very black name.His last name was Jim…Now let’s see what was his first name?
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Grape Ape on September 27, 2024, 12:04:10 PM
I read Huckleberry Finn when I was a kid.There was a guy with a very black name.His last name was Jim…Now let’s see what was his first name?

Ah yes, African American Jim.......I remember him for that book as well.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Cook on September 27, 2024, 12:58:44 PM
Ah yes, African American Jim.......I remember him for that book as well.
;D
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Lartinos on September 27, 2024, 01:04:47 PM
I did a semester in college in Upstate NY and there was one dorm which was mostly blacks.

There was a wanted poster for some guy from NYC who went up there to go to school, but never went to class and just committed crimes living somewhere unknown.

I don’t remember the spelling but his name was a black spelling of the word “Unique.”

Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Sandrock on September 27, 2024, 04:22:26 PM
I'd say the niggiest name is Click Click Bzzzt.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: beakdoctor on September 27, 2024, 08:55:38 PM
I dated a girl named ShaVodka.

No joke. She had the rare combination of being able to be cute and smoking hot at the same time. She pulled it off nicely.

Another girl was named Sharlonda, and....

Im serious: Tabbia Tabby Tabb. First name Tabbia (like tibia but with an ah sound) middle Tabby (like the cat breed) last name Tabb (like the diet soda)

All black. Tabbia waa a cop. She told me she was planning on quitting the police force. I asked why? She said "Sheeittt, I made mo' money dancing at the strip club" I clarified "so you were a stripper before becoming a cop? And you plan on going back to stripping?" Then I said you might make easy cash but what about medical benefits and a pension? She said "at one to two thousand dollars a night, I don't gotta worry about any of that shit"
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on September 28, 2024, 12:27:41 PM
Orangallo
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Van_Bilderass on September 28, 2024, 12:54:25 PM
Where do these American black names originate, what language if any are they based on? It must be something as there's similarities between them. Is there anything "African" in it? They sound
childish somehow, just stupid. Their speech is completely impoverished and stupid. In theory they could have developed a more classy dialect I think  ???

Just saw some documentary where some blacks were fighting to keep teaching Afrikaans in schools in SA. Oppressor/colonial language but yhey liked it.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: funk51 on September 28, 2024, 01:06:48 PM
   
    ;D
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Skeletor on September 28, 2024, 03:39:47 PM
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: wes on September 28, 2024, 04:24:33 PM
Nicknames Of Peace:
Skillett
Junebug
Peanut
Skeeter
Stank Bitch
Casper
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: beakdoctor on September 28, 2024, 05:41:32 PM
Where do these American black names originate, what language if any are they based on? It must be something as there's similarities between them. Is there anything "African" in it? They sound
childish somehow, just stupid. Their speech is completely impoverished and stupid. In theory they could have developed a more classy dialect I think  ???

Just saw some documentary where some blacks were fighting to keep teaching Afrikaans in schools in SA. Oppressor/colonial language but yhey liked it.

Used to be in 70's and 80's it seemed like they were trying to copy French names to sound more elegant a lot of "Le" and "La" as a prefix to a name or "ique" for a suffix, such as Latoya and a lot of  "Monique".  The theme of elegance, wealth, sophistication was often way overdone in the ghettos to overcompensate for the extreme squalor, poverty. A guy might live in a house that's hardly worth 20K but he'll wear a thousand dollar watch or shoes. Might live in a HUD home or be on some form of wellfare but insists on driving a cadillac.

I don't live in the ghetto anymore so Ive kind of lost touch but I don't often hear those names anymore just like it's rare to see black dudes in gators anymore either.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Sissysquats on September 28, 2024, 06:05:30 PM
Where do these American black names originate, what language if any are they based on? It must be something as there's similarities between them. Is there anything "African" in it? They sound
childish somehow, just stupid. Their speech is completely impoverished and stupid. In theory they could have developed a more classy dialect I think  ???

Just saw some documentary where some blacks were fighting to keep teaching Afrikaans in schools in SA. Oppressor/colonial language but yhey liked it.

  In the delivery room the nurses give the mother a handful of scrabble tiles. They throw them on the floor and see what turns up.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Rambone on September 28, 2024, 06:16:20 PM
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Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: The Scott on September 28, 2024, 06:34:47 PM
  In the delivery room the nurses give the mother a handful of scrabble tiles. They throw them on the floor and see what turns up.

Often there will be a commercial on advertising for a new wonder drug.  For example there are a lot of black babies recently added to the rolls with the name "Ozempic" (boys) and "Ozempica"  (girls).
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Moontrane on September 28, 2024, 06:57:12 PM
I read Huckleberry Finn when I was a kid.There was a guy with a very black name.His last name was Jim…Now let’s see what was his first name?

My kids at school were taught to say, "Ninja Jim." 

Can't make this shit up.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on September 28, 2024, 08:37:29 PM
My favorite black name is Dante Culpepper ...
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: BB on September 28, 2024, 09:30:58 PM
Where do these American black names originate, what language if any are they based on? It must be something as there's similarities between them.                                                                   


I grew up with kids that were born in the 70's, 80's. There were usually 4 ways a black kid was named -

1) Regular names. These were just regular family names that were past down*. Lots of Srs, Jrs, III's, and 4ths.

2) Lots of Muslim names because their parents were involved with - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-Percent_Nation . Sometimes the names weren't even Muslim, but kinda sounded that way to the parents.

3) Lots of "African" names like Shaka, Zaire, Afrika, Kenya, Kenyatta, etc...... because of Pan African movements here in the States, say 65-95 especially.

4) The White-Black  combo. This was a combo of a "White" name or non-descript name with an odd prefix, spelling, or both. So you get Shakenneth, LaVanessa, Antforney, etc....  Old school Blacks used to joke that it was just to fuck with White people. But I've had them explain they didn't want their kids to have "White" names, so they've add something to it to be unique, sorta like what Beakdoctor mentioned.

* I've known 4 Adolf's/ Adolph's in my life. One was an old Jewish guy that was born before the war. The rest were young to middle aged Black dudes.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 29, 2024, 01:10:31 AM
My favorite black name is Dante Culpepper ...
:D Haven't heard that name in a while.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: robcguns on September 29, 2024, 08:13:05 AM
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Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 29, 2024, 08:33:52 AM
"What would you like to name your baby, Johonda?"

"I would like Shanequa."

"Just spell it for me for the birth certificate.

"That's Zneobby." 
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 29, 2024, 09:52:14 AM
Nicknames Of Peace:
Skillett
Junebug
Peanut
Skeeter
Stank Bitch
Casper

Those names so black, you can see fat white girls smoking Newports lining up to get pregnant by them.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: illuminati on September 29, 2024, 03:46:48 PM
Had a black man working for me- Fortunate Diamond !!  🤷🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: beakdoctor on September 30, 2024, 12:46:38 AM
Nicknames Of Peace:
Skillett
Junebug
Peanut
Skeeter
Stank Bitch
Casper

I once went to my mother in laws birthday party.. I was the only white person there.

This old guy keeps talking to me about a boxing match that was on tv that night. It was super loud and I could barely hear him. He says nice to meet you . I say nice to meet you. What's your name?

He says Junebug.
I say what?
He says junebug.
I said I can't hear you.
He says junebug.
I said: Jigaboo???

The fucking DJ scratched the record to a stop. I thought it was best to get going.
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 30, 2024, 12:31:23 PM
LaQuavious
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Titus Pullo on September 30, 2024, 03:01:24 PM
I've seen some doozies in my time. 

Most decent black folk, at least in my neck of the woods, find these ridiculous "Lasquanamadarius"-style appellations repugnant. 

What's truly funny, and ironic, is most of deez baby mamas fink these stupid names "sound African," but they aren't; moreover, those dummies couldn't spell or pronounce *true African names*, like Nigerian-British actor Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.  Adebisi :)


Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: sync pulse on September 30, 2024, 10:05:14 PM


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Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: wes on October 02, 2024, 01:45:41 AM
Those names so black, you can see fat white girls smoking Newports lining up to get pregnant by them.
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: wes on October 02, 2024, 01:46:43 AM
I once went to my mother in laws birthday party.. I was the only white person there.

This old guy keeps talking to me about a boxing match that was on tv that night. It was super loud and I could barely hear him. He says nice to meet you . I say nice to meet you. What's your name?

He says Junebug.
I say what?
He says junebug.
I said I can't hear you.
He says junebug.
I said: Jigaboo???

The fucking DJ scratched the record to a stop. I thought it was best to get going.
HA HA HA HA HA HA....too funny bro!   ;D
Title: Re: The Blackest Names you've ever heard
Post by: Kwon on October 02, 2024, 05:51:42 AM
Had a black man working for me- Fortunate Diamond !!  🤷🏻‍♂️


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